#Shlorp

[mazyb0i]

Autistic lovesick boyfriend surprises adhd touchy boyfriend with a waist hug 💚💙

[mtthellspawn]

Rouxls can still stretch.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge

[myfacescrunched]

Can you imagine if they were roommates???

Can't decide which one's funnier.

[azenzeph]

get well soon, drink enough water

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thank you , you are very kind shlorp shloprp

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in: Solar Monsters (by @avaveevo)

Prologue

20th Century Fox Opening Titles Plays as it fades to black

dramatic title horrifying music plays

Hulu and 20th Century Fox Presents

A Hulu Original Movie

A 20th Century Television Animation Production

Planet Shlorp: 13 Years ago….

Thirteen years ago, on Planet Shlorp, as the sunsets, Terry was walking around Shlorp carrying something underneath a blanket, with a depressed but sleepy look on his face as he looks around the other Shlorpians, who glare at him blanks and whisper some things about him. Terry takes a deep breath and walks away. Then, a little green hand touch his face while a cooing sound of a baby is heard underneath the blanket.

Terry: Hey there, Jesse. There’s my sweet sprout. pulls the blanket to reveal baby Jesse cooing Aren’t you hungry? You want some juices when we get back. ‘Cause I know you would.

Baby Jesse: giggling

But then, a group of colleagues stare at him blankly and death stare at him while whispering some things about Terry.

Purple Male Shlorpian: What a freak.

Blue Male Shlorpian: I know. What a stupid bitch.

Light Green Female Shlorpian: I can tell.

Yellow Female Shlorpian: His sproutling is ugly like him.

Pale Tan Male Shlorpian: What a loser.

Forest Green Male Shlorpian: Fucking idiot.

Light Red Male Shlorpian: I heard Terry broke the quantum defibrillator.

Terry then feels a headache as he starts breathing and out. Then, his eyes starts to flash orange as he heads baby Jesse close to his heartbeat as she coos and his skin begins to shade in shadow black. Terry begin to have a panic attack as Shlorpians began to mock him.

Pink Female Shlorpian: Dumbass motherfucker!

Ocean Blue Male Shlorpian: Goddamn wimp!

Kale Female Shlorpian: Lazy piece of shit.

As more and more hurtful words continue to haunt Terry’s head, he keeps breathing in and out as he sets Jesse down as she started to whimper. But then…

Maroon Male Shlorpian: I bet he’s gonna die on Shlorp when it get blown up someday!

Terry suddenly snarls like an animal as the whole scene goes orange as his fingers suddenly became sharp as it screeches the floor and his eyes glow orange and his voice suddenly becomes deeper.

Terry: Shut up. Shut up! Distorted SHUT UP!

A large shadow appears behind the Shlorpians as a fruit stand was thrown at them as the Shlorpians gasp upon seeing a big shadow and runs away from the creature. It was a monster, a giant horn monster that has been here for years. The monster heads to baby Jesse as she begins to cry. Before the monster could attack, an unknown giant thing pummeled the beast as a roar was heard and the thing’s hand grabs the monster as the monster yowls. Monster fighting and growling sounds were heard as a huge splash of some kind of Gorey mess was spewed as baby Jesse continue crying.

Monsters: roaring and fighting

Baby Jesse: wailing

The sounds ended once the scene grows dark and baby Jesse continues crying. Something starts approach baby Jesse as a huge shadow with monstrous eyes appeared beneath her as she cry louder but then it shrinks down as it shows a pair of green somehow maimed arms and hands appear and picks her up. It was Terry, but in a ruined robe and ruined pair of shoes as he starts soothing baby Jesse.

Terry: Oh no no. Don’t cry. Terry’s here. You’re okay. Shh.

As Terry soothes Jesse, she stops wailing and looks up Terry as she weeps.

Terry: Aw. I know. Shh shh.

Baby Jesse stop crying once Terry looks at her while smiling. Baby Jesse starts giggling as she picks Terry’s finger with her tiny baby hands.

Baby Jesse: happy squeal

Terry: Aw. A little squeeze. Aaah! Wow. Little baby strength. Just like her adult.

Baby Jesse then starts babbling as Terry begins to walk again but then, bumps into a Shlorpian (Korvo) carrying a cooing sproutling (Yumyulack) in a baby carrier on his chest. Despite that; the Shlorpian continue to walk away while looking down his somehow icy aquamarine shaded finger tips as Terry looks on.

Terry: Oof. Oh sorry. Didn’t see you there.

???: It’s alright.

Suddenly, Terry felt something as he looks at the Shlorpian carrying darble fruit while walking away and soothing his sproutling. Inspired by this: https://youtu.be/Z5QnhXbfZaE?si=u1DvpkFuIT7Sia6c

Terry then sees his apartment and heads there while depression dawns on his face. Later, at his apartment, Terry, in his Shlorpian sleep robe, starts rocking baby Jesse to sleep as he smiles at his baby sproutling.

Terry: Alright you adorable little sprout. Bedtime. puts Jesse in her sleeping chamber as he puts her blanket on her as she coos in her sleep Nighty night. kisses her on the forehead

Baby Jesse: sleeping cooing

Baby Jesse begin to suck her thumb as she falls asleep peacefully. But as Terry looks back at his baby sproutling while smiling, his face then saddens as he approaches his bed.

Terry: sighing sadly

He then gets out a journal that is titled, “Things Other Shlorpians Say About Me Today” and writes down in it with a pen. As he writes down some words. That are actually very heartbreaking like, “Terry’s not good enough”, “what a dumbass” and “A fucked up screw up”, tears stream down Terry’s eyes like a waterfall as he weeps silently without a sound. He then closes the journal and puts it on his bedside as he began head to bed and looks at Shlorp’s city on his window in tears.

Terry: quietly Fucking goddamnit!

Terry then looks down sadly with a thought as he began to shut his eyes as he weeps silently with tears streaming down emotionally like this:

As he closes his eyes with a blurry vision, they then reopen to…

13 years later…

Where it shows Korvo, but naked, sleeping while smiling in his sleep. Terry, also naked, rubs Korvo’s head softly as he smiles and looks down at his wedding ring. He looks around the room and looks around at photos of him, his family, their friends, frenemies and honorary family members. Terry then lays down at his pillow side, turns to Korvo and kiss him on the lips as Korvo wakes up as he yawns and sees Terry as he smiles.

Terry: Morning, baby.

Korvo: Mmm, good morning...

The two alien husbands then starts kissing away. Then, Yumyulack, Jesse, Pupa and Sonya barged in here while throwing pillows at each other while shouting and laughing.

Korvo: What the fuck?! Kids?! What is going on?!

Sonya: Prepare to meet your makers Yumyulack!

Yumyulack: In your dreams! Jesse is mine!

Jesse: Fuck you! No way jose!

Pupa: Pillow fight!

The children then start laughing as Korvo and Terry smiled and shook their heads at their kids playing.

Korvo: chuckling Alright alright. That's enough. Time to get ready for school.

Yumyulack, Jesse, Pupa and Sonya: Aaaw. Aw man. No fair. Boo. Aw fuck. This sucks. Screw school!

Korvo: Now now kids. I know you hate this, but it’s part of our lives now. And besides, Terry and are I hanging out at the city today, doing some smooching.

Yumyulack: Aw fuck. Ew. Why?

Jesse and Sonya: Ew. Gross. Why guys? Why?!

Pupa: Eeee.

Yumyulack, Jesse, Sonya and Pupa: We’ll get ready!

As the kids left while laughing, Korvo and Terry smiled at each other and kiss.

Korvo: You sure you can handle golf today?

Terry: Honey, relax. I’m sure I got this all under control. This wrist have been tighten. kisses his wrist Well, better get ready. Today is gonna be busy for the two of us.

Korvo: laughs Okay darling. kisses Terry on the cheek

A few minutes later, Terry has finished getting ready in his normal form after finishing brushing his teeth and putting on his clothe and deodorant while listening to “Once in A Lifetime” from Talking Heads on his phone:

Then, Terry turns into his human form as he smiles and prepares to comb his hair after he takes a deep breath and smiles.

Human Terry: Same as it ever was…

As he combs his hair, the titles plays it shows the titles…

Solar Opposites in:

Solar Monsters

The title the becomes monstrous as it pans out to the bus human Korvo and human Terry are in.

[astarab1aze]

loux would you still love me if I was a worm

"Uh...yeah? Baby, I'll slurp ya up like a mcfuckin' noodle righ' now, don' test-uh me. Askin' me if I'd still love ya if ya was a worm... Shakin' m' fuckin' head righ' now."

[thesolarfandom]

Got any headcanons in this trying time?

Absolutely I do! A few up front disclaimers though:

1. These will include spoilers up to the halloween special

2. They aren't cutesy, my neurodivergent brain thinks up deep lore instead

3. They're not original! Though not all, many have been discussed with or adopted from others. I can't help it, I love to talk about these aliens lol

Okay so my 2 biggest headcanons:

The asteroids that destroy Shlorps aren't random or from the Silver Cops, but from Shlorp's own elite ruling class.

Since the teams are named "ballochory", a term for seed dispersal that relies on explosive self-destruction, this implies that the asteroids are entirely intentional. And yet, it seems most Shlorpians (the working class, "bred for duty and servitude") saw the asteroid as a freak, unpreventable incident that cruelly destroyed their homeworld. Meanwhile, the ruling class was told about the asteroid in advance and went to the planets that would eventually be terraformed.

My theory is that the ruling class takes over other planets and depletes them of their natural resources until they are no longer viable to sustain their leisurely lifestyles, then intentionally destroys them to wipe away any evidence while going to new planets to start the process over again. The working class is left unaware of this scheme, continually destroyed and recreated by pupas, kept in belief of a strict religion and government that punishes any dissent and free thought. It is, essentially, "slavery with more steps". While the Silver Cops are aware of this scheme, they aren't aware of the class distinctions.

Chris the red goobler is still shrunk.

At the end of "The Booster Manifold", Korvo and Terry hit Chris with not just one, but two guns that shrink him down.

While Chris has clearly grown a LOT since this incident, he still exhibits some dwarfed anatomy that Combo Funbucket displays when shrunk.

Though it should be noted that the guns used to shrink Chris are different from the gun used to shrink Combo Funbucket and people in the Wall, the humans display no evident dwarfism, while Combo Funbucket does.

My theory, then, is that if Chris were not shrunk, he would be a monster bigger than Combo Funbucket-- which makes sense, since red gooblers are supposedly meant to kill the Shlorpian they came from. This also means that any future red gooblers made by our Opposites family will grow to these enormous sizes if not shrunk twice.

Feel free to ask for more! I'm full of them 😅

[midnightcoffee97]

*Shlorp shlorp shlorp* mmmh coffee yes *shlorp shlorp shlorp*

[ellis-seaweed]

Actually you should post a pic of The Wall on here I think everyone deserves to see it

[tinystripz]

[w3rn1ckz]

Saturnite inventory management

[tarogalaxies-archive]

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[pleaseget-out]

My body getting a sip of water after 6 shots and 3 whiteclaw chasers: 👁️👅👁️

[detective-like-i-give-a-damn]

I love you giant bowl of room temperature freshly cut pineapple

[friendlylemonade]

Friend/Family member: I think we need to discuss your drinking habits

Me, drinking milk with a spoon: whatever do you mean?