#Shoulder to waist ratio

[jaredwalkersam]

Jared Padalecki | NCcon 23 | shoulder to waist ratio 🔽🏆

[agame-writes]

Thanks to @welcometololaland for the open tag! Baby fic writer trying to get back into writing, learn the ropes of tumblr, A03, etc. I'm also a smack-dab Millennial, so I'm scared to post GIFs.

Here's 7 sentences (OK, lines) from something I'm working on (think DILF Henry, YouTuber/children's entertainer Alex).

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His waist wasn’t the problem. Henry had started there, pulling the buckle through the elastic strap and clicking it into place. He held 1-month-old Eliza close to his chest.

“So you can easily bend down and give their head a kiss,” Henry recited from the manual, which he knew by heart at this point. But how was he to kiss any babies when they still weren’t secured in the bloody carrier? There had to be some trick to getting the shoulder straps on.

All the YouTube videos he began frantically scrolling featured waifish mothers half his size. He sighed. Single-parenting a baby wasn’t going to be easy as a 6-foot male, was it. Eliza let out a squawk and Henry nearly dropped his phone. Grabbing for it, his thumb hit play on a video he hadn’t seen yet. He wasn’t prepared for the curly-haired god that lit up his phone screen with a smile as big as the sun. “Hey y’all, Alex again with another baby carrier review. I went with the most breathable mesh option for baby Luna here. So now that I’ve got it clicked into place around my waist,” (Henry was immensely grateful for the zoomed-in camera shot) “I just pick up this sweet little girl, how ya doin’, sweetheart, place her on my chest while I rock her a little - reach up for the straps, buckle them into place, pull them tight, and voila! Hands-free baby carrying!” He gave a little twirl, complete with jazz hands and a giggling baby in tow, and Henry was both furious and a little bit sweaty. The man even gave his (daughter’s?) head a kiss, goddamn him.

Henry found his fingers flying to the comments section before his brain cells could catch up.

Any thoughts on securing the shoulder straps for those with – please, love, stop squirming – a slightly wider frame?

Henry wasn’t prepared for the immediate response that came through.

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No pressure tagging some of my faves even though I'm a stranger to you, please don't be scared I promise I'm nice: @orchidscript @three-drink-amy @kiwiana-writes @myheartalivewrites @indestructibleheart @rmd-writes @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @gay-flyboys

[muncedes]

thank you ibiza

[hanfocus]

HAN at BST HYDE PARK / 240714 (cr. ohmysweetsuga)

[bluegiragi]

play nice ❤️

nsfw version on patreon

[jazzy-tzw]

[penaltyboxboxbox]

Lance Stroll photographed by Zak Mauger

[nico-di-genova]

Vegas baby.

[fangswbenefits]

everyone moved on from this way too fast

(@cheekylittlepupp 🩷)

[brian-kinney-apologist]

while we're on the topic of lestat's wardrobe let me propose to you: s3 slutacious whore lestat but make it classy

[drunkeddiediaz]

Slutty tiny waist 🫠

[jaredwalkersam]

Walker 2.18 || tall gifs || 9/20

[agame-writes]

First, thanks @onthewaytosomewhere and @hgejfmw-hgejhsf for the tag, and @orchidscript @myheartalivewrites for open tags :) Definitely the boost I needed on an otherwise yucky day stuck at home with COVID and trying not to get my kids sick. As usual, turning to RWRB for some much-needed therapy relief.

Here's more of whatever this is that I'm working on. Definitely no title, just a girl with a DILF Henry-shaped dream. Gets the slightest bit NSFW at the end so putting this under the cut.

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His little girl was napping. Henry could finally do what every person who’d ever birthed a child felt the need to yell at him to do, and “sleep when the baby sleeps.”

Which is why, as soon as his head hit the pillow, he found himself skipping ahead to minute 2, second 17 of the video.

“Now, if you’re a taller fella, like myself,” the reviewer began.

Henry snorted. Standing next to a crib in a tastefully curated nursery, it was pretty clear that this particular fellow was working with 5ft.9”, if that. And working, he was.

“This carrier comes as one-size-fits-all. Which, as a bi guy, rude. But in terms of baby carriers, it’s actually legit. Before I even picked baby Luna up, I loosened the shoulder straps all the way, as loose as they go. See?”

The video shot to the YouTuber doing just that, baby watching him intently with dark brown eyes from the crib.

“Very sensible, that. Bloody helpful thing to know before trying to put the bastard thing on,” Henry muttered.

“Then, after you and your nugget are all buckled in, the last thing you'll have to do is pull on the extra bit to tighten it, which is much easier to do than trying to loosen it while wearing the carrier. Of course, an even better solution is having a partner help loosen things up from behind, especially if it’s your first time. If you're into that kind of thing.”

Henry shouted into his pillow.

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Seriously no-pressure tagging you beauties out there! I know some of you are sick or super busy, just sending out good vibes and want to see anything you write :) And obvi open tag for anyone who wants to play with me, forever! @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise @dumbpeachjuice @everwitch-magiks @gay-flyboys @kiwiana-writes @welcometololaland

[spideyhexx]

this man

[ellastras]

STOP SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT CHARLES' HEAD IS AS BIG AS ERIKS WAIST?!?!?

[gojoest]

he’s built so fucking perfectly i need to be between his legs right this instant ☹️