#Sonia talks

[yourlocalsonia2]

I think I'm right

@krystal-kade

[jaskiersbeloved]

I can't stop thinking about Ed, being cooped up under a literal rock for a few weeks, helping with conducting some studies, finally returning to civilization... And the first thing he hears is that there was an assassination attempt in Central. On a General. Some new General. And he panics, because oh fucking hell it's Roy. Roy. Roy was in danger and he can't find any information as to the fact if the attempt was successful, so he takes first train to Central, barges in the HQ, all of team Mustang is like wtf Ed, while Ed is just like "where is he" witch such a despair in his tone, but before anyone answers, there is a murmur of "What is this commotion" and Ed sees Roy coming out of his office and he is too stunned to speak, Roy adds two plus two, drags Ed back to his office and before he can say anything he has arms full of Ed, Ed who is on a verge of tears, who's patting him up and down because holy shit he is alive, he is all right, oh fucking hell he's in love

[inorheona]

tfw you want to change the online handle you’ve had for many years but it will just confuse everyone including yourself

[arhddhg]

Hey guys I came up with a genius (derogatory) idea..

The South Park kiddos as Inside Job characters! Counting on Stan to be Reagan, tag along if you want :)

[geezmarty]

I'be been watching a danganronpa 2 LP as I work I'm on the final chapter and I'd like to state I'd die for them

[thefruitybasket]

“You can’t be a system!! You and ___ both do this!!!”

We still share a brain.

“You and ____ LOVEEE this!!”

We still share a brain.

“You and ____ talk very similarly!!!”

We still share a brain.

[hajihiko]

Multilingual 🌍

Fuyuhiko: its beneficial to understand when rivals are talking in secret

Sonia: diplomacy is easier when you speak their language too

Hajime: duolingo library forced speedrun

Akane: worked in customer service

Kazuichi is just more of a Language of Numbera guy 😋

[aquilaofarkham]

sonia and rauru from tears of the kingdom are literally the most gorgeous zelda characters ever like it’s not even a competition just look at them

[luna-lovegreat]

My favourite thing about Sonia is she has her “I’m royalty sitting through a boring meeting and I hate it here but I have to keep face so I’m just gonna keep smiling” face down pat

There is no interest behind those eyes she does not give a crap about hearing Gabondonkle sound ominous in the slowest voice possible for five years. She’s royalty being dignified, but in reality she’s just thinking about Rauru’s abs or something

She’s so cute when she’s being polite

[yourlocalsonia2]

One thing I hate about hazbin hotel that I I genuinely hate is that viv made Lucifer a twink, a fucking twink. Like sure he fought and did shit in episode 8 but he literally did nothing else other than be a twink and be a "smol boy" for the fans

[jaskiersbeloved]

Headcanon: Because Roy wears so many high collared clothing and his neck is almost always covered, when he shows at least a bit of skin there, Ed feels whatever the Victorian men felt at the sight of an exposed ankle and immediately goes in it. Which leads to Roy wearing high collared clothing more often. Which makes Ed even more turned on. Perpetuum Mobile.

[inorheona]

I may be maidenless but clarissabyrde285 and melaniemueller912 are not the maidens I want

[arhddhg]

I broke a door handle today, how are you tumblr?

[joodles98]

swsh dump

[ganondoodle]

you know, i had a totk thought (uh oh)

soemthign thats really bothering me about the whole "actually, ganondorf didnt like the guy appearing out of nowhere marrying a hylian and just saying yep das our kingdom now and we can mine it barren under your nose and also i got laserbeam pebbles that i totally wont ever use on anyone come join me or die just bc of all of that but mainly bc the guy brought some weird tech with him that he dont like" - thing is that ......... we see almost not a single tech thing in the past (and for that matter see nothing of the oh so perfect and peaceful paradise hyrule was before big evil desert man didnt want to join our paradise- like what is the point about making the whole point of the game be -we need to restore hyrule to this paradise it once was- when you dont even see it or get to care about anything of it)

it might sound like a weird hangup but no really, the most we see is like two servant constructs, thats it, when they 'prepare for war' im pretty sure all you see is some lightly dressed ( ... is it just me or does their whole get up look alot like native american/other indingenous people too ... i still dont know how to feel about that- kinda adjacent to some of the sonau armor, the battery one i think??, also having that look...) hylians with spears, where the heck is all that tech?? is it implied to be all down in the mines hollowing out the underground (for no real reason either bc .... theres only two sonau left and no one else seems to want use nor need the tech otherwise there should have been more traces or soemthing left of it -unless it all just magically appeared out of nowhere in mostly prime condition while all shiekah tech jsut vaporized for bs non reasons just for it to be in tha game but oh dont you see its always been there lmao- so whats the point really????)

or up in the sky as most battle constructs are and they cant get them down in time bc *gestures vaguely*

or is it intentionally kept out of view bc idk seeing an army of robots on raurus side he can send out on a whim might not make him look as oh so good and perfect as they want him to look when he already got laserbeam pebbles (most of which hes been hoarding until ONE falls into hands not under his control) ?? like it just ... feels weird?? so many battle constructs that can even be a threat to link are jsut fully functioning strolling around in the present still, why wouldnt you want to use any of them to battle gan and if they DID why wouldnt you show that (no the 3 second unicorn cutscene doesnt count bc its just .. gan and his monsters isnt it) ?? (also ... why isnt there a big like battle ground , like fine you dont have to animate an army of monsters and robots clashing but... wouldnt it be cool to have you discover a giant flat plain in the underground (that magically got put under ground like gan just decided to stroll down there to get sealed lol) and its the only mostly empty field in the game littered with thousands of monster bones and dead constructs intermingled?? just to give it all a bit of weight?? evidence that it happened?? cool ass discovery????)

(also also i cannot let go of ganondorf apparently being sooooo anti tech but then clamgan uses the shiekah stuff??? shouldnt he also be against that then or is that suddendly fine bc- oh woops sorry, forgot clamgan is actually just something, not connected to gan at all actually, i mean why else would miasma turn into malice only to turn into miasma again haha none of that is connected actually what is a calamity anyway? also im sorry to bring this up again but i just cannot let go of the ppl in the present being so obsessed with using sonau tech in every part of their life now- they just lived through an apocalypse of a barely understood strange tech but CLEARLY this other even less understood strang tech is not dangerous at all lets make CARS OUT OF IT and what theres no danger in miasma and that tech existing at the same time LIKE SOMETHING ELSE BEFORE THAT IDK SEEMS LIKE A BAD COMBO--- oh sorry forgot that ceased to exist in both the world and peoples minds for *gestures vaguely* plot reasons- why why why are monsters mining the sonanium?? they dont even work with the yiga no that is also completely disconnected we dont wanna draw and interesting connections after all- whats the point if it means nothing but to be a loot box for the player-- actually, so much of totk is just a so built around throwing you into a box of toys with no substance to it- listen i know games are kinda like toys but if it doesnt make sense and offers you nothing interesting to think about even slightly whAT IS THE POINT)

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

Mom Sonia and Dad Rauru canonically teasing Zelda about Link