#Sorry team…

[zweiginator]

thinking of douchebag!patrick… seeking out the girl who doesn’t get a lot of attention when she’s out w her girlfriends at a bar .. cuz he knows there’s so much desperation under the surface that they’re usually soo eager and pliable .. all it takes is a very slight amount of attention and praise 😵‍💫😵‍💫

also MISSED YOUU SM

and yes he thinks you’re gorgeous but he’s not looking for a relationship —he never is. i think he’s also the type of guy who has double standards; he’ll pick up a girl at the bar to fuck her but he thinks it’s abhorrent to think he’d ever date a girl like that. it’s gotten him slapped across the face more times than he can count but a shitty bouquet of flowers and puppy dog eyes always do the trick and there he is again—in their pants when they swore up and down they hated his fucking guts.

so he’s on a mission when he sees you out with your friends. with a gaggle of girls but somehow still alone because you’re shy and nobody has come up to you. you’re stirring a vodka soda when patrick comes up to you and you immediately have to act cool and natural because he’s easily the hottest guy in the bar, all toned legs and dimples and pretty brunette curls framing his face.

he knows you’re worth more than this but it’s easy to throw you a few compliments and get you back to his apartment; you tell your friends you’ll be okay and you’ll text them when you get there. but as soon as the door is shut behind you he’s looking at you in a way that has you feeling dizzy. he’s feigning small talk—telling you about tennis and finding an excuse to show you the medals and trophies in his room—did you know he won a junior US open?

and you gasp, not because you’re impressed—you are—but he’s on top of you and you love the feeling of being wanted, of the weight of someone’s attention on you. he pushes his fingers into your mouth and they dance beneath your waistband, pumping into your pussy.

“can i ask you a favor?” he pours the words into your mouth with his own, and you yank on his collar to keep him close. god—don’t leave.

you nod and you think you’d do whatever he wants because he just sucked your cum from his fingers so eagerly you’d think it were honey.

“can you suck my cock?”

it’s vulgar but he makes it sound enticing and delicious so of course you do it, getting down on your knees to really make a show of it. pumping his length in your fist, he’s so big and his arm is strong and veiny as he holds onto your head, feeling the pulse in your forehead.

you swirl your tongue around his head; it’s easy to gag on him just like he likes. spit dribbles down your chin and he smirks down at you.

“so desperate to suck this fuckin’ dick.” his eyes are hooded. he wants you to respond, you realize, after he mutters: “hm?”

“i love it,”

he can barely understand you with his cock stuffed down your throat and he tangles his fingers further into your hair, knuckles white at your scalp.

“yeah?”

you feel pathetic like this, worshipping him. but he’s the kind of man who gets what he wants. you’re wiping his cum from your cheek as he’s rushing to leave your apartment. you tell yourself not to say anything, just let him go.

but you bite your lip as he’s about to turn away from you, the door ajar.

“call me?”

“yeah.” it’s that same tone, like he feels bad for you.

you let the door close. he doesn’t have your number.

[emjaydoubleyou]

this post is fearmongering. the results of this study are concerning and should definitely be a matter of public discussion, but this is certainly not the conclusion the researchers came to.

the point of the study was to assess the risks of exposure to toxic metals- something one of the co-authors notes are “ubiquitous” fwiw- via menstrual products. Their research confirmed that these metals are indeed present in tampons, but no further conclusions are drawn. it is possible the metal entered into the cotton from the soil, which is a well-known phenomenon; cotton is so good at lifting heavy metals that it has actually been suggested as a part of the solution for revitalizing polluted ground.

the authors conclude with an acknowledgement that the study should be repeated- their sample size was 60 tampons- and a suggestion that further testing ought to be done to indicate whether or not these metals can even leech out of the tampon in the first place, let alone whether or not such leeching could occur at levels deleterious to human health.

there is, in fact, a body of research- too small, for sure, but much larger than this single study- indicating that long-term proper tampon use has no observable negative impact on health. i am grateful and thrilled that more research is being done and i hope that this study is the first of many on this line of questioning, but i am really frustrated at this post and the response it got.

obviously, if this study alters your approach to menstrual health, more power to you. consumers should be informed-risk-takers, and menstrual health is double-obviously a very personal choice. but it definitely wasn't the researchers concluding that you ought to “avoid using tampons at all cost," only this tumblr user did. the lead author of the paper, in fact, specifically says that she hopes people do NOT panic about the results.

(the notes of the post were disappointing. people affirming that they knew they were right to be suspicious of tampons all along, or even recommending alternatives that actually have very little to no research regarding the safety of long-term use, etc. it’s a different conversation, but categorical distrust of tampons is old-school misogyny. you certainly shouldn't wear them if you don’t want to, but there is nothing inherently scary or wrong about them, and people who prefer them are not being reckless or crass.)

((if you're really worried about exposure to heavy metals, you may want to turn a critical eye to fast fashion, as an aside))

[ermg33]

A difference of distance

[rookiebe]

its called strategist for a reason ☝️ 🤓

[shyaringan]

the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸

[homkamiro]

Someone is gonna get pregnant

[lazylittledragon]

costumes and other things :3

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

[gearbroth]

YEEHAW

[akashicrecord]

I have a vagina but I enjoy receiving anal sex. I go to a Christian therapist (not my choice; long story) and she says I'm surrendering to a life of "anal anguish" over "vaginal victory"

Ohhh that's not..

[bahrlee]

Eggman: I need you to collect the chaos emeralds so I can put them into the eclipse canon and threaten to blow up the world!

Rouge and Shadow:

[unusual-ly]

You know what, based on what we know about Sir Hop-a-Lot, Rancilda could probably survive, like, the only character we actually know he killed was Putrice and he did that to get out of her stomach, everyone else he fights, he just disarms them, points his sword at them and tells them they’re beaten, and he lets them run away

“So, like, I can just… go?”

“What part of ‘you’re beaten’ are you not understanding?”

“I thought you’d kill me.”

“Why on earth would I do that?”

“You killed my sister!”

“Ah, yes. Unfortunate, really, that. Very messy. But I had to get out of her somehow, didn’t I? Now, begone.”

[vaxxman]

You'll be at peace.

Archimedes is watching these two pop off and clean the capture point.

And here is the second panel without text.

The text is based on a Moravian (geographically that's in the Czech Republic now) Christmas song that was adapted into German in 1973. It has a very lovely tune.

The translation is based on the German lyrics because they are more vague than the original Moravian lyrics and therefore more fit as narration text. I made them singable in English, you are welcome.

Happy holidays.

[k-meanzzz-better]

"On the Battlefield"

Scout is injured. Everyone else is busy (mostly), so Spy himself suggests to carry him. But he seems to be in a completely different place in his mind :)

It's Spy's imagination so there is Spy crab plush. It's so cute, I wanna it///

And I think Spy's perfectly fine with Scout ruining his rich suit with his blood… at least for now ❤️

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Can't do a damn post without even a little bit of Sniperscout in it. God, I'm obsessed…sorry

I like to think they wouldn't even consider leaving Scout to "die" and respawn later. Too protective… Or forgetful? Who knows

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If Scout was conscious (he passed out and they didn't notice 😭), he would wish ladies were fighting over him like his dad and "best friend" do.

[creedei]

Unused drawing for the @tf2-love-and-war zine

[xxplastic-cubexx]

good news for emma players coming this weekend: you're guaranteed having a mags to try the new team-up with if i'm on your team

bad news for emma players coming this weekend: you will functionally be solo-tanking if i'm on your team and we're on krakoa

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