#Source: Dropout

[anneslovegood]

Same energy

[owchie-wowchie]

Ted rummaging through his parents' fridge: Oh, whiskey! *Drinks the bottle and spits it out in disgust* Ted turning to Pete: What was that!? Pete: Apple juice

[papermariosuggestion]

You guys don't mind if I drop in, do ya?

[capndragn94]

Hordak: *to a soldier* Run a diagnostics check!

Catra: Cancel that check!

Hordak: Eyes forward!

Catra: Eyes backward!

Hordak: March!

Catra: September!

Hordak: Okay, Catra, enough!

Catra: More!

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Artemis: I don't actually have a therapist right now.

Apollo: It shows.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: for the last time, a pig-rat cant steal your credit card information Leela: You dont know what they are capable of!

[inevitablemoment]

Out of Context Spoilers for Chapter 17 of Our Guiding Star

[mariaforeverfangirl]

SMOSH ON DIRTY LAUNDRY I REPEAT SMOSH ON DIRTY LAUNDRY

[emmikay]

Diomedes: Someone on Ithaca was paid a real craftsman’s fee to make Odysseus's dumb little pilos hat.

[anneslovegood]

THE WINK-

[observingfangirl]

Conan: And now, to read the case report, someone named after the number of corpses I run into in a month.

Hakuba: Hello, I'm.... 50????

Hakuba: That can't be right!

[ethan---ng]

Soul Survivor | Kanye West for The Source Magazine April 2004

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~During an Interrogation~

Winter: This isn't working.

Nora: Send Jaune in.

Winter: What?

Nora: Send Jaune in.

Winter: Why would I send mister Arc in to question a prisoner? Is her going to try and befriend them?

Nora: Hardy har har, Winter. No. He's going to intimidate them.

Winter: How so?

Nora: Just, let him have his chance.

Winter: Very Well. Send him in.

Jaune: Oh, Uh, Hey there!

Prisoner: ...

Jaune: Not much of a talker? Eh that's fine, I probably wouldn't be in your situation-

Jaune: Hey, Did you know that more than half the Bone in your body are in your hands and feet?

Prisoner: ?

Jaune: So whenever somebody says, "I'm going to break every bone in your body" I think "That's ridiculous" It'd be way too much work!

Jaune: But I could break half the Bones in your body.

Prisoner: *Slightly Panicking* ???

Winter: ... How?

Nora: He's been browsing wikipedia and sharing facts with people like -

Jaune: Hey can I sharpen Crocea in here? I was going to do that before I got dragged in.

Winter: So long as you do not harm the prisoner.

Jaune: Thank you! *Pulls out a Whetstone, dragging it along the Edge*

Jaune: Oh, and something else that's interesting; the membrane around the Eyes are innervated with both itch receptors and pain neurons, whereas the Eyes themselves only have Pain neurons, because of course Evolution is strongly incentivized to prevent you from scratching your Cornea with your fingernail.

Jaune: So your eye are never actually itchy. People say "My Eyes are Itchy" but they're not. They're not actually itchy, it's just the membrane around the eyes.

Jaune: Did that make you feel better?

Prisoner: ALRIGHT I'LL TALK JUST ME OUTTA HERE?

Jaune: *Steps closer* You alright?

Prisoner: AAHH!

[daily-zac-oyama]

(4/6/25) Dropout Presents: Get Your Act Together with Ally Beardsley and Zac Oyama