#Star Wars: Battlefront II 2017

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I declare these Olympic Games…

OPENED!

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Star Wars: Battlefront II (2017)

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padme, preserved

asia moe whittler / princess leia #2 (2015) / star wars battlefront ii screencap (2017) / darth vader #4 (2020) / 2009 star wars costume exhibit in australia

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Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) - Scenery 8/? - Felucia

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Goro Majima from the Yakuza / Like A Dragon series and Luke Skywalker from Star Wars have multiple instances of a shared actor in English.

Mark Hamill portrayed Luke in the Original Trilogy (Episodes IV-VI) and Sequel Trilogy (VII-IX) and Goro in Yakuza (original PS2 version), while Matthew Mercer voiced Luke in Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) and is the current voice of Goro, starting with Yakuza: Like A Dragon.

[lorata]

more Star Wars thoughts:

I don't know if you're planning on all the Victors being human, but I had some thoughts about them as aliens.

Callista would definitely be a Twi'lek, Calli'sta, combining that sensuality and that danger.

It's more for the comedy factor, but either Nero or Brutus as a Wookiee-Nerbacca or Brubacca, lol.

You could probably write any of the Victors as Mandalorians, they would all fit that sort of martial attitude, though I can't decide which would be a Mando if it was just one of them. Lyme I could maybe see as a Mandalorian, though you could very easily cast her as an Imperial-turned-Rebel, which would match her storyline as well as her actress.

to be clear i don't actually HAVE a star wars au, i just found that random snippet and was like oh yeah i wrote that lol. i think the scene came to me completely out of context and i wrote it down for fun

my embarrassing lifelong star wars fan confession is i am incredibly bored by what has happened with the mandalorians, both with the weird dogmatic fan obsession from like a decade ago and now with disney, and either way i have tuned tf out of the whole ordeal

my favourite "recent" (good lord, 2017 lol) star wars storyline was Inferno Squad, the battlefront ii tie-in about iden verso, which is essentially what i imagine to be the Canon Selene Star Wars AU.

(the whole devotion-to-duty-oh-crap storyline works for a lot of D2 characters and I would have fun with a bunch of them playing that out, obviously with the Imperials being canonically super racist that doesn't help with the non-humans situation but lol you know)

the default sexualization of twi'leks is one thing i would like to go back in time and beat various authors over the head about, but i don't deny it does fit the vibe. callista could also be a nightsister (clone wars version ala asajj ventress, not dave wolverton), if only because SOMEONE should get to have a rancor and why not our cat lady

taking the wookiee suggestion seriously for a second kashyyyk has an undeniable history of occupation, slavery and indenture, uprising, revolution and liberation, which definitely fits nero's vibe better than brutus. he has survived way worse and inspired others not to give up under much more horrible circumstances so that says nero to me. that and nobody really takes him seriously until he rips their head off

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I know this probably isn't gonna be seen by many people, but I'm almost 100% through LEGO Skywalker Saga so

I prefer Prequels era Star Wars, but Originals and post-Endor are also fun. Gameplay doesn't really matter to me and all of these listed have campaigns.

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"May the Salt Be With You: My Descent into HvV Hell", Battlefront 2 Edition

TW: This post contains salt, unfiltered chaos, and the emotional aftermath of Force lightning trauma. Not my usual content but I tried Battlefront II multiplayer Heroes vs Villains for the first time and I have thoughts.

And by thoughts I mean a RANT so unhinged it’s being studied by Jedi healers in the Temple for residual Dark Side energy.

[Also I've heard that my rants are often funny so if that makes you chuckle, perfect XD]

So I loaded into HvV like, 'You know what? I’m gonna have a chill match. Maybe duel a little, block, be civilized, spread some good vibes.' And then THESE FOUR DEMONS roll in like the literal opening crawl of Revenge of the Sith.

First, Emperor Palpatine. Great. A static-charged raisin with a GOD COMPLEX and a caffeine addiction. This man is ZIP-ZAPPING around the map like a crusty Roomba with evil intentions. Bro acts like he’s still pulling the strings of the entire galaxy, meanwhile he’s just bunny-hopping and screeching. I can’t see. I can’t hear. My screen is white. I’ve been jump-scared by a Sith prune. Thank you, next.

Then Kylo Ren— oh, not just any Kylo. No. This was a tantrum-throwing, saber-mashing, 'I didn't get enough hugs from Han' kind of Kylo. Every five seconds he’s screaming “TRAITOR!!!” and ragdolling me across the galaxy. He’s not here to fight. He’s here to project his trauma. And don’t even THINK about emoting—he was emoting before my body hit the floor. I’m still mid-Force freeze and this goth raccoon is spamming 'You’re nothing.' Sir, I’m aware. Please go touch grass.

Vader? Oh, sure. Calm Vader. Zen Vader. Somehow this man was composed like he just came back from a yoga retreat. He’s walking at 2 miles per hour like "patience is a weapon" and I’m over here mashing roll like I’m dodging taxes. He didn't even sprint. Just calmly walked up, choked me, and said 'You have failed me for the last time' like I’m his underperforming intern. Honestly? Kind of majestic. Still hate him though.

AND THEN LUKE. LUKE. THE SCOURGE OF MY EXISTENCE. This was not a Hero of the Rebellion. This was a spawn-camping gremlin with malicious intent and Jedi parkour powers. Every time I respawned, this man was already THERE, waiting like the damn ghost of Christmas Past with a lightsaber. I didn’t even get to BLOCK. I spawned. I died. Rinse. Repeat. Like bro, congrats. You’ve achieved spiritual enlightenment through being a little shit. Go write a memoir.

At one point I looked at the scoreboard and just saw my entire team with negative eliminations and my soul left my body. My one highlight was a kill on Luke???? ONE?????

Now... the chat.

The damn chat.

“GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOOB”? OH I’M SORRY, was I interrupting your testosterone-fueled fantasy where you think your Kill/Death ratio in a 2017 Star Wars game is your ticket to the Jedi Council?! Bro, this isn’t an esports tournament. This is Battlefront II and you’re standing on a box on Jakku yelling slurs with the confidence of a man who has NEVER made eye contact with a human woman.

And heaven FORBID—FOR👏🏻BID👏🏻—I try to play multiplayer as a girl.

Oh no. Suddenly every Sith Lord in a 12-mile radius goes feral like they smelled estrogen on the battlefield. You hear ONE female voice on comms and all logic leaves your tiny Funko Pop brains. It’s either “go make me a sandwich” or “marry me queen,” no in-between. Pick a lane, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING, CAVEMAN-A$$, BUBBLEGUM-BRAINED, ENERGY-DRINK-SOAKED SPACE GOBLINS.

Let’s be clear: you play the villains like a rodent with trust issues, camp in the air like a broken drone, and call it “tactics.” Meanwhile I pick Leia once—ONCE—and y’all descend like I’ve stolen the sacred gamer relic. Me existing in your lobby doesn’t threaten your fragile grip on the Force. Go hug your Funimation body pillow and rethink your life.

You think you’re top dog ‘cause you can kill me when I spawn in surrounded by three Sith Lords and a Palps with 900 hours? Congratulations. I hope that achievement pops up in your job interview.

Bro. I’m not here to win shit. I died THIRTEEN TIMES and guess what? I still got XP, credits, voice lines, cards, AND fulfilled my in-game objectives!!!! I’m here for ✨vibes✨ not your sweaty little Sith killstreak!!! I don’t give a single galactic shit if you’re level 5646746432546574576875. Congrats, you’re a digital war criminal. Go touch grass, I’m unlocking emotes!

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Ranking All The Star Wars Video Games I've Played!

I am going to do a quick ranking thing here where I rank all of the Star Wars videos games that I have played. I am going to be ranking from nine to one, nine being the least liked and one being the most liked.

#9: LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars. This one isn't truly bad or terrible because none of the games on this fall into that. This one is just more of a neutral thing. It does a good job retelling some of the Clone Wars show. There were some levels I didn't care for but it's really not a bad game at all.

#8: Star Wars: The Old Republic. Yes, I have spent a lot of time on this particular one and yeah, that is why it's on the low end of the list. Again, not really a bad game here. However, there's just so much you can't do without being a subscriber to the game. Plus, I find that the combat is just really, really boring. It does have a lot of good though, mostly in the way of it's really good storytelling and unique stories for each class you can play. Not bad but could be better.

#7: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II. Force Unleashed II has a lot of good going for it. But, one major downfall is just how short the game is compared to the first one. Plus, the ending fight against Vader is really annoying. But, the rest of the game is really good and really fun in my opinion.

#6: LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The only Star Wars movie to get its own LEGO game for some reason...okay. There's a lot of good here honestly as a lot of the shooting combat was refined in this game which did get implemented into The Skywalker Saga so, there is that. However, the game overall is incredibly short, even with the extra levels and yeah. Not a bad game though.

#5: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2017). Now, look, I know that when it released there was a ton of issues and I know all the controversaries this game brought to the world of loot boxes in video games and all of that. However, I played this one far after launch and I honestly have had a good time. It's got a pretty decent single player campaign, it's got the arcade mode where you can play bot multiplayer matches and the actual multiplayer matches can be fun too if you don't get hackers in the lobby to ruin everyone's fun.

#4: Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005). Now, this is a really good game through and through. However, there's one mission in the campaign that I could never get through and I hate that. The thing for me is that it doesn't feel all that different from the first game, aside from the campaign actually telling a story this time around. Doesn't make it a bad game but it just kind of makes it more of the same to me.

#3: Star Wars: Battlefront (2004). I can't deny that this is indeed a good game. I do wish though that the so called campaign told an actual story rather than just basically being bot multiplayer matches but, I suppose it's alright. But, I honestly found a lot more fun playing this game over its sequel but that's just me.

#2: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Now, this one is a little bit nostalgic for me. It was the first video game that I ever pre-ordered and that was a PS2 copy of the game that also came with a four inch Clone Trooper Commander figure, which I still have and I have the Black Series Gaming Greats version of it too. The game is honestly so, so good and the story it tells is so good too. Just a really good and fun game.

#1: LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga. This one also has a bit of nostalgia for me. I don't the exact year but I remember it was Christmas and I opened my first ever Nintendo DS Lite and then I opened this very game. My brother got it too so we could play the game together. Of course, all these years later I own the PC version and it's still an amazing and super fun game to play. Pretty sure most people who game has played this game, it's that good.

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Favorite video game with Boba Fett? Shown here is Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) List of them all: https://bobafett.com/bounty/media/games/

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Iden Versio - Star Wars: Battlefront II (2017)

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Tatooine - Mos Eisley Loading Screen #starwars #starwarsbattlefront2

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Bobbit's Current Hyperfixations June Edition

-It's not May anymore, but I'm still a bit Star Wars pilled atm.

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XCOM 2: Long War of the Chosen (mod)

I've been a strategy game enjoyer probably since I played LEGO Battles for the DS way back when. However, it took me a long time to give XCOM 2 a try even though I knew it was an incredibly beloved game. I can now say that this game is one of my all time favorites, especially thanks to the incredible mod creators. It's also thanks to this game and the amazing Republic Armory mod that I've been on a bit of a Star Wars kick for the past 2ish months. Since I beat the main campaign last month, I decided to dive into the expansive Long War of the Chosen mod and it's been a blast. I honestly don't know if I'll ever be able to go back to the vanilla experience. Attempting to complete a commander difficulty iron man campaign where I'm pretty sure most of my play time has been in the photobooth so it's been slow going.

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Star Wars Battlefront II (2017)

Who would have guessed that without the loot-box and micro transaction bs, that Star Wars Battlefront II is actually a really fun game. It's a shame that Galactic Assault is still pretty cheater rampant and that EA decided to abandon the game (although not really surprising). Still been having a great time experiencing this game with active lobbies again. Been fantastic for when my ADHD brain fatigue sets in and I can just go pew pew some droids for the glory of the republic.

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LEGO Star Wars - Starship Collection

I'm sure they aren't everyone's cup of tea, but holy shit I love the Starship Collection LEGO has been putting out recently. Lego had taken a back seat for several years in terms of hobbies I'm actively engaging with, but the Death Star Trench Run Diorama just looked awesome and since then I've been checking every so often to see what other 'Adult Lego Star Wars' sets come out that aren't like $500+. Recently picked up the Acclamator set (the giga nerd in me wishes it was a venator, but Lego want's me to break the bank instead) and I haven't built it yet but I intend to soon... probably...

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Star Wars Andor

Last but omg certainly not least, Andor. I didn't watch season 1 when it originally aired as I was still frankly disgusted with Disney and the vocal toxic Star Wars "fans", and I assumed the show was just going to be whatever. Welll..... season 2 recently came out, and I kept on getting out of context clips recommended to me on my YouTube home page. Eventually I caved out of curiosity and watched the first episode of season 1 that had been posted to YouTube. Needless to say I was hooked. I literally finished watching Season 1 the day before writing this post so it is very fresh in my mind still. I'll probably ramble about it for longer in a separate post, but god damn. It really is a completely different flavor of Star Wars than anything I have personally watched. Really pumped to go watch season 2 after I've let season 1 simmer in my head for a little bit. Side note, I couldn't give less of a shit about BB8, but my god B2EMO is easily the best "tee hee, funni side droid to sell merch" since R2D2. Idk I might actually like him better. He's just a little guy ;-;

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Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) - Scenery 5/? - Naboo