#Student behaviour

[danadiadea]

Argus Filch, the caretaker, was behaving so ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes that he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics.

Something Snape never does to a student – even Neville is never mentioned crying because of him, much less having a hysterics. But surely he's the ultimate problem of that school, and how could Albus even hire someone like him, right?...

[moreaugriffins]

IDK who needs to hear this, but Egon and Ray aren't the only autistic og ghostbusters

Peter is too

Your telling me this man with two PhDs related to psychology, who always has the exact right thing to say to manipulate a situation to his favour (when it's a planned/known situation), but cocks up massively when it's an unknown situation, who has a massive reaction to getting slimed (more so than the others), who would rather joke all the time than take a situation seriously because wtf should he say

you're telling me this man is neurotypical?

nah

Winston's the only NT in this group (idk how he deals with these weirdos (affectionate))

[rwby-confess]

I was drawing school AU snowbirds and thought what if they were teachers instead of students? What subjects would they teach in a normal school ?

[theladyfae]

do you think at this point martha was starting to wonder if she was imagining the same man everywhere

[nitr09-productions]

Doing an online course with Oxford University. It's not like... the proper prestigious part, but every time I get an email that says "dear Oxford student" I giggle to myself.

[iamfrankie99]

A Lesson in Omegaverse

by ContraryBee

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Summary: in a world of Omegaverse, class 1a doesn’t seem to understand secondary genders at all. Which is why they feel the need to poi t their fingers to Bakugo and Midoriya’s bonded pair “indecent public behaviour”. Aizawa will need to rectify years of indoctrinated fake notions in one sex-ed class.

Frankie’s comment: This is so cute and satisfying at the same time. Like a big slap to discrimination.

READ HERE

[miladydewintcr]

4. Did Rook enjoy their upbringing? Did they stay with whoever was raising them, or did they run away? Why?

5. Did Rook have any friends while growing up? Did this change as they got older? Do they try to stay in touch with them?

(from the ingellvar questions!)

Thank you so much for giving me an excuse to talk about my girl!!

From the Rook Origins Prompts (Ingellvar)

4. Did Rook enjoy their upbringing? Did they stay with whoever was raising them, or did they run away? Why?

Viveka did have a really happy childhood tbh, if a bit unconventional! She was raised by both Myrna and Vorgoth, although they both tbh didn't really know what to do with a tiny child. So she spent a lot of time following them around, absorbing info, watching them do Grown-Up Mourn Watcher Things. She loved it, she thought Myrna was the coolest person in the whole entire world (still does tbh).

She's also a terrible people-pleaser, so running away would not have crossed her mind at all. She'd be too scared of making her guardians worry. She did sometimes go off exploring the Necropolis with her wisp friends, but I think her guardians always trusted that she'd come back when she was ready. When she's travelling with Varric and Harding pre-Veilguard, it's actually the first time she's ever left Nevarra, and the longest she's ever been away from home.

5. Did Rook have any friends growing up? Did this change as they got older? Do they try to stay in touch with them?

Honestly, Viveka was the sort of kid that really struggled to bond with others her age. Partly I think because she so rarely saw them? She spent almost all her time around Watchers, and on the rare occassion she did meet other children, they were a bit put off by her weirdly formal way of speaking. So a lot of her friends growing up were wisps! I have a little headcanon that she would (try to) sing to them when she was tiny, and they remember that still :')

She did start making (physical) friends once she was old enough to start taking classes officially (as opposed to tagging along with Vorgoth). She already knew a lot of the information being taught, because she'd spent all day, every day of her life surrounded by it. So she had a tendency to whizz through her work, and then mess around and try to make her class-mates laugh. This did get her into trouble, and meetings with guardians were frequently called.

[lieutenantselnia]

Actually I think it's a bit unfair that I can't be an astrophysicist and a historian and a game developer and a marine biologist and an archaeologist and an author and a seamstress at the same time

[thingswillcalmup]

My whole body has been in flight mode since Tuesday and it's just getting worse lmaooooo

[majimassqueaktoy]

Ngl ngl ngl if you like Kuwana and just think hes a fucked up weird little funny cunt I can respect it but as soon as you start the woobifying He Was Literally In The Right To Do All This Stuff type talk Imma be hitting that unfollow button FAST

[weedle-testaburger]

i have this awful thing where i don't really notice how much money I've made, i only care if I've made a net gain from when i last looked

[bookofhappyescapes]

Reasons I cannot do an all nighter in the library:

About every 4 hours I get the urge to do a handstand

If I do not give in to this urge, no further work is being completed

[seriousbrat]

Do you think lily was a prefect? We know she was headgirl I assumed that to become headgirl/boy you had to have some experience in student leadership before hand (which is why I also assume James was quidditch captain making him qualified).

I think it's definitely very possible that she was! It's likely that head students are usually chosen from prefects, with James being something of an exception, and I also feel like Lily is a student that Dumbledore would have chosen to be prefect. She's kind and empathetic and defends others who can't defend themselves, and those are qualities Dumbledore admires. It's not mentioned in SWM whether she had a badge but also Harry didn't really pay much attention to Lily the way he did to Sev or the Marauders until the emotional climax of the scene, so it's very possible he just wouldn't have noticed. The same goes for her appearances in the Prince's Tale; her being a prefect or not isn't really relevant so the fact that it wasn't mentioned doesn't mean it wasn't true. My view is that she was, it just seems so likely to me that Dumbledore and McGonagall would have chosen her.

However I do think it's very unlikely that Sev would have been a prefect. I don't think Dumbledore would have chosen him, and Slughorn definitely wouldn't have.

[frankensteincest]

ran into a classmate about whom I’m distinctly neutral and I still got out of the grocery store as fast as I could to avoid being offered a ride home

[fiendishartist2]

*describing smth that only happens in rich areas* yeah so basically i think teachers need to punish kids more

[teacherdespair]

Standard Student Behavioural Plan in 2023:

Thomas Syche (Version 66.6)

Thomas needs to be spoken to in a quiet, reassuring voice, especially when hiding under his desk in the corner and ignoring all attempts to contact him. Thomas needs 30 minutes of rest time for every 3 minutes of work he completes, as well as a further 10 minutes of time to crawl around the classroom in an upside-down wheel position while making seductive cat noises (as jointly approved by college principal, senior board members and Thomas’ guardians). Thomas is very shy and does not like attention, which is why he only responds to questions with shrieking sounds, an indication of his severe feelings of anxiety. These sounds are a genuine form of communication by Thomas and any answers he gives through this language should be recorded and marked by all teaching staff accordingly. Thomas is encouraged to provide his (optional) consent to participate in all group tasks and may wear his teacher-cancelling headphones throughout each lesson. His entire year group are reminded to carry on them at all times the Cat Communication Sounds For Beginners infographic provided by School Psychologist Number 18 (note: numbered in order of recent resignations), in order to best foster successful peer communication and good will. Thomas must be gently reminded (on an ongoing basis) that biting, throwing chairs and hurtful cat screams are not his most effective forms of group work. Thomas has been entrusted with carrying his medication upon his person at all times and should be strongly (yet gently) discouraged from selling it to the Year 3s, overdosing in the maintenance staff toilet, or melting the remaining tablets with the Science lab technician’s bunson burner from behind the bins at the back of the school near the roundabout across from the oval, like last time. Thomas is not allowed to use his mobile phone for any reason during school hours, other than communicating with his best middle-aged online gamer friends in Chechnya for emotional support during tests, as well as to snooze his fifty-seven alarm reminders to take his morning, mid-morning, breakfast, elevensies, afternoon tea, dinner, supper and dessert medications, for which he must be supervised at all times by an appointed staff member to take the exact medical dosage required - see Thomas’ personalised staffing roster for medication supervision (note: roster updated last minute, frequently - seek immediate legal advice if you miss your assigned time). Thomas is both strongly (and gently) discouraged from bringing his katanas, num-chuks and home-made wolverine cutlery claws to class, and has been recommended to keep such emotional support items in his locker, along with his emotional support mature minor medicinal marijuana, emotional support vape, and his emotional support Asus ROG Strix Scar 16 2023 high performance gaming laptop, to which he is legally entitled twelve hours of non-stop extra-curricular daily usage in order to further develop and extend his already significant hyperfocus and bladder retaining abilities (please note, if parental credit card bounces upon game purchase, immediately enact Lock Down Procedure Felidae Carnivora and bypass campus A and B ceiling sprinkler systems, like last time). For any questions or proposed alterations to this behavioural care plan for Thomas, please contact: Thomas himself, directly (and gently) from underneath his desk, exactly 58 minutes and seventeen seconds after his elevenses medication consumption. In communicating with Thomas, please refer to the approved staff copy of the Cat Communication Sounds For Beginners infographic.