#Supporting Grandma

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Au where Lan Qiren goes to Yiling

Lan Qiren: Wangji, beloved nephew, who is like a son to me. I have been to Yiling and-

Lan Zhan: How is Wei Ying?

Lan Qiren: It's rude to interrupt. But he seems well. Except for the part where he claims to be the biological mother of an absolutely sweet little boy

Lan Zhan: Yes. A-Yuan. He is very sweet

Lan Qiren: Quite. While under normal circumstances, I would dismiss his claims as a joke only funny to him, Wei Wuxian's refusal to change his answer, as well as his ramblings about how difficult the birth was, has managed to plant a seed of doubt in my mind. Wangji?

Lan Zhan: Yes Uncle?

Lan Qiren: I remind you that lies are forbidden

Lan Zhan: Yes

Lan Qiren: Tell me then. What are the chances that he is telling the truth?

Lan Zhan: Higher than you would like

Lan Qiren: I see. And if Wei Wuxian is, by some curse or miracle, a mother, what are the chances that someone besides you is the father?

Lan Zhan: ......Lower than you would like

Lan Qiren: I see. And what are the chances that you have both eloped and refused to tell me, the man who raised you?

Lan Zhan: We wouldn't dare Uncle

Lan Qiren: Ah. So you have possibly made the cutest and best boy I have seen in years and saddled him with the title of bastard? I did not raise you to be so disgraceful. You will, of course, do whatever you must to atone for this egregious behavior and bring A-Yuan to Cloud Recesses. Hurry before he picks up his "mother's" poor manners

[yeonjune]

(240914) Yeonjun thanking his mom ✙ Act: Promise in Japan D1 | transl.

[ashsdumbbrain]

[froegs]

Jayce “Facebook-Mom” Talis-Medarda

[fernsandtales]

🦔 New sweet baby hedges in my etsy shop [link]

This time they come with a keyring to make them into a bag plushie.

Also, I've added space for a bit of personal touch: name your hedgy or gift it with a special name.

Enjoy!

[firealder2005]

the arospec experience where when someone asks you if you’ve ever thought about dating and your first instinct is “dating” as in “dating the age of something” instead of “dating someone”

lmao

[ryan-sometimes]

do you have any relatives who dont know you're a lesbian?

I’ve only explicitly told a handful of people in my family, however, I’m pretty sure the rest of them at least suspect it. One, I look like a raging dyke, two, I never talk about men and have never introduced a boyfriend, and three, I’ve dropped plenty of hints. One aunt told me when I was 17 that she was waiting for me to introduce a boyfriend to the family and I told her she’d die waiting.

When I was 18 I thought I was doing a great job at hiding it, then my 80 year old grandma asked me point blank if I was a lesbian. Over the last few years (I’m 22 now) my family has gradually stopped asking me about boys. I’ve also made posts on social media (that my family follows) hinting that I like girls or where a lesbian flag is visible in the background. At this point, if one of my family members doesn’t know I’m a lesbian, they’re fucking dumb

[unforth]

My mom is almost 79 and her memory isn't always great so she leaves herself notes over her computer, like

And I just noticed this is one of them

Bless our supportive elders 😭😭😭😭

[mirensiart]

Marth posting, again

Thank you fire emblem warriors for giving lucina and marth a support conversation, it's been years and i still think about it constantly

Lucina fangirling over her great (×10) grandpa is 10/10 and marth feeling uncomfortable with the praise is also 10/10 and a very marth thing to do lmao

He legit tells her that his legend is super exaggerated like 3 times and she just keeps on praising him lmao i love them

But my favorite thing about the support is the talk about lucina taking marth's name and basically cosplaying as him cause it gave her strength and helped her cope with what was happening

Marth telling her that she didn’t need his name to bring hope or rally her people cause she's more than capable herself is also sooo 🥺🥺 he also tells her he doesn't mind she took his name cause he's sure her deeds are more than worthy of his name like

Ooough GRANDPA MARTH ‼️‼️‼️

Grabbing the marth family line and squeezing them all in my hands like stress balls OOUGH I LOVE THEM

[cdrspages]

OKAY THIS IS THE LAST IM SHARING OF THE ANIMATIC UNTIL NEXT WEEK … ALSO VIVAVIDEO IS GOING TO MAKE AN ENEMY OUT OF ME ⚠️‼️ GRAAAAAAAAAAH

[janahanooo]

My grandma: *lifts up my Leona plush*

My grandma: he looks like a typical white boy

Me: *trying not to die from laughing* y-yeah, gran, he does

My grandma: look, he even has a tail! Youngsters and their weird things now days

Me: *I was dying at this point*

My grandma: *puts him down, pats it on the head* he's quite handsome tho

[floralia-rising]

Can I offer you a nice Grandma in this trying time

[fernsandtales]

🦔 ferntales.etsy.com

[kittarts]

hiya! re: coraline telling wybie about the other mother, in your opinion/in your version of the story did coraline actually go through that as a child or do you see it more of a trauma response to cope with moving and an unhappy family life? like was it all real or did she imagine that as a means of escapism?

Hi! I know there's a popular theory that Coraline did actually imagine alot of it as a means of escapism. It's a cool theory! I'm surprised no one's made a gritty angsty fic on it.

But in my project her experiences were very real ☺️

[quiteros]

Caleb with a masc/gnc Mc… yeah…

[prettyathom]

Okay but imagine Jack Abbot pulling a full Will Trent™️ and accidentally adopting a chihuahua he swears he doesn't want.

Like- some nurse is like, “Her name’s Ruthie, her foster fell through, she hates everyone,” and Abbot, king of pretending he has no feelings, is like, “Cool, not my problem.”

Cut to 3 weeks later and this man is carrying Ruthie in his inner jacket pocket like she’s a talisman against despair.

His therapist is THRILLED. This man went from “active suicide risk” to “grump with a dog and a new lease on life.”

First session post-Ruthie? He's still salty, still muttering about how she’s "needy" and "probably plotting to kill him."

Second session? He mentions she growled at someone and “he’s proud of her instincts.”

By session five? He has a dog cam.

He’s still not great at letting people in. He still doesn’t think anyone should depend on him.

But Ruthie? Ruthie depends on him. Ruthie needs him to come home.

And just like that... he does.