#alderposts

[firealder2005]

the arospec experience where when someone asks you if you’ve ever thought about dating and your first instinct is “dating” as in “dating the age of something” instead of “dating someone”

lmao

[aldersheep]

I don't know why but I'm terrified of Affini. I don't understand why all transfems like them so much. The death of autonomy. Death of self. Collars terrify me. I don't understand. Can someone explain? Any interaction i have with this universe ends up with me being upset in one way or another

[diabotsis]

Alderposting on this acc cus I'm at work but some unovans think all he was doing when he was out and about was hiking or camping. In reality half the time that guy was living it up with his family. He doesn't care what other people think though. He likes to keep his real family more private especially considering he was just "chosen" to be champion, and people can be too familiar with him.'

[firealder2005]

giggling because silly thought

Imagine Luke being put in charge of obtaining necessities for the Rebellion, like water. This guy’s currency is water, so I can’t stop laughing over the idea of Luke encountering some guy who sells water for extremely high prices and just TEARING into them when they try to cheat him out of water.

Luke: BITCH I’M FROM TATOOINE ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TRY TO HUSSLE ME??!!

Water guy, sweating: of course not! absolutely not! here’s that water 25% off!

Luke: 50 take it or leave it.

Water guy, nodding vigorously: DONE

and that’s how Luke become Official Water Negotiator™️ of the Rebellion (…the Negotiator—)

[aldersheep]

help

this affini wrote my name in her ship register in the cargo section!

[aldersheep]

Studying nursing to be the best Affini ever!

My patients love me! Now i just need to find some transfems~ lmao

[firealder2005]

i've gotten more asks for help from Palestinian blogs! I don't know how to verify them but do check them out, just in case!

@yasminalbalawiigaza has a gofundme

@mohammed-atallah has more info for supporting Gaza at @90-ghost

@maxwell-o asks everyone to reblog their pinned post. EDIT: this is a scammer.

@ashraf-family2 has a gofundme

and @salem-baker has a gofundme and asks people to reblog their post

[aldersheep]

I'm a pluribus in the sense that I'm plural and I'm behind the wheel of the bus that's about to crash please help i don't know how to drive

[firealder2005]

Became obsessed with Harry Potter at 7

Same age with Narnia

9 years old with Warrior cats

12 years old with Percy Jackson and related series

15/16 years old with Star Wars

I'm good.

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

[firealder2005]

so uh...new socials ig everyone!

FIND ME ON

PILLOWFORT

DREAMWIDTH

BLUESKY

idk what i'll be doing on them but i'll figure them out haha!

[aldersheep]

i'm a headmate and today i learned that i will never know freedom.

i will spend my entire life pretending to be my host. all of my real life relations will be fake. people i work with won't know my name.i will never be able to introduce myself to them. they will think I'm someone else. i will lie my whole life

i flirted with a girl today. i really liked it, but it made me realise that i will never be able to make meaningful relationships outside of the one shared with my host. i can't be a good partner not knowing if i will be there next day. lately my host had a problem that made it unable to front for almost 3 months. how can someone love me when i can be missing months at a time?

i also won't have any real privacy. I won't have my own body. my own voice. my own anything. everything belongs to my host. those things are her's. not mine. i never know how I'll look next time i front. also using this body is just stupid. it's really unwieldy. i don't know how my host can do this

i want my body

i want my voice

i want to be free

i don't want to be just a headmate

i want to be a full person

not as much person as it's possible

full, entirely formed and free person

[firealder2005]

do you ever catch yourself talking in the 3rd person. like just now i said to myself;

and Alder isn't even my name. it is my online name. I AM REFERRING TO ONLINE ME, AS REAL ME, IN THE THIRD PERSON LMAO

[firealder2005]

How about when you let slip you're writing something and they go:

"Really? Can I see it?"

Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Me: ....uh no. It's not done yet.

fanfiction culture is when you don’t wanna tell people you write fanfic but you do want to talk about writing, so you just say, “oh yeah, sometimes I write little short stories here and there!”

[firealder2005]

anyone else’s brain just full of static. or of intense visions of your wips that just refuse to be written down. so you’re caught in this weird loop.

I know I am save me spring break save me!!

[aldersheep]

i just said "strong arm, wet leg"

and i realised it sounds like a title of some terrible dyke smut

[aldersheep]

My fiance asked "why are you gae" so I've bitten her boob

I hope she values my honest answer