#Swinging adventures

[queencolondarkwing]

Um…

some couple just approached us on fetlife and want us to eventually move in with them so they can financially support and date us. The woman also said she may want to have my primary partner’s child.

I’m not monogamous, but I’m beginning to feel I may believe in reproductive fidelity because the idea of that offended me deeply. We have been building a life together and haven’t had our own kids yet. I would at least insist we have kids first before he branches out, but this woman is older and on a timeline…just…I know it’s hierarchy…but ain’t no way. Kids are a HUGE commitment and not just some willynilly decision that this lady and her hiss and are talking like it is. I think she just wants a mixed race child tbh…

keep in mind we haven’t even MET these people yet and only started talking to this older couple days ago. I don’t romantically connect to people easily. We mainly are swingers/open relationship and not polyamory (but open to it). It took 7 years of slutting around before I got with my partner. I’m very picky. They seem to assume we wanna jump into a relationship. And also that they can create a closed relationship with us (he hates condoms apparently) when we are both very popular in the swinger scene right now.

like nah I don’t know anything about either of you yet. Chill. Let’s take things slow. I view them talking about us moving in as they’re younger human sex toys when they don’t know us yet to be a massive red flag, but we agreed to hookup in a few weeks to at least test sexual compatibility. We aren’t committing though.

[dricacchi]

some arthur lester design ideas and doodles

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

the most anticipated comic from this blog: White Boy Goes Dancing (follows directly from this)

Everyone's been sending me asks for this! I have a second part to this planned for the future. Watch this space!

[jeonseoguu]

doodle + unfinished work dump

[lilybug-02]

Swarm of Bugs.

Bug Fact: Moths have scales covering their wings and bodies. These scales give moths a dusty look and feel, as they come off naturally.

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[stubz]

"Dude, I had the most craziest dream."

"Was it you being brutally injured and still living due to immortality again?"

"No-well yes, kinda, we went on a field trip to earth and it was a animal sanctuary or something. All the animals get out. It's mostly hippos."

"Ooooh noooo..."

"Yeah, so we end up trapped in the giftshop with the kids and workers and I'm holding the door up while a hippo is trying to break in and I'm telling Dora to hand me a broom-"

"A broom? What's a broom going to do against a hippo?"

"Let me finish, it was either a broom or a fire extinguisher-"

"Ahh."

"-and Dora is acting like the 7 year old valley girl she is and not listening to me. So after like screaming at her to hand me the freaking thing she does so only to snatched by a hippo that breaks through the window."

"Oh shit! Does she die??"

"No. She gets scooped up by it's snout and basically rides it like a mechanical bull before I grab her by the ankle and chuck her back inside and have to fight the hippo."

"How'd that feel?"

"Fighting a hippo? Awesome.

"No I mean chucking Dora by the ankle."

"....I love her...but it was satisfying. Oh and then I woke up."

"What's a hippo?" it was that moment that the two remembered that they were not alone at the lunch table.

"It's a large mammal on Earth."

"Sounds pretty terrifying based on your dream." Quip mumbled through his lunch.

"They are." both humans replied. "but they're cute looking." Added Max. He showed them a photo on his phone.

"...how is that dangerous?? It looks like a fatter cow." Quip snorted.

"Couldn't you just outrun them? Their legs are so little." cooed Op.

"Is it a herbivore?" curiously asked Glip.

"They sometimes eat meat but mostly eat plants and stuff. Also they're fast."

"Really?" they all ask.

"Let's see...8 km/h in the water and 30 to 40km on land. Oh and the average human is 24km on land and 1 to 3 in the water."

"Oh quizknack."

"So they are like a cow?"

"If cows killed 500 humans a year and could snap you in half with their jaws then yeah."

"..." "..." "..."

"Really makes you rethink the I want a hippopotamus for Christmas song." muses Kim.

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE DEATH EATERS FOR CHRISTMAS?!" hisses Quip

[fatedroses]

I simply have to draw Alisaie and the giant brotherly figure she accidently adopts.

[futurefreedomau]

Jetski Joyride

commission for @bobDoggo77

[maxphotoarchive]

[cappycodeart]

MORE OF SHARED CUSTODY WINTER! Ah… love watching this perfect little pretty boy go through his ugly cringefail phase, 💕. These doodles are kinda chronological... kinda... top 2 are in babyworld and bottom 3 are obviously in vampworld (also 4th one is a totally legit wow he was there the whooooole tiiiiime edited screenshot, hehe).

[maokpinaok]

Vanthy and Chuk Va Kar

(Important note: Just because I made Chuk a Khmer Rouge soldier, does NOT mean I idolize any of their ideologies. He’s simply meant as a character that’s part of a story, not a role model)

[7roaches]

hrgh lesbiab

[antiquepearlss]

I love Rapunzel, I really do. And I really don’t want her to ever get hurt. She deserves a pain-free and easy life.

But I wouldn’t feel very sympathetic if someone hit her over the head with a blunt object.

[readtilyoudie]

Black Clover Vol 2

[jadiaashley]

hidden gem