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I never thought I'd live to see the day where an official Transformers toy would be given sword-chucks for an accessory.
#Transformers#Rise Of The Beasts#Optimus Primal#8 Bit Theater#8BT Fighter#Fighter#Webcomic#Sword Chucks#Sword Chucks Yo
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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery
#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole#dune#dune part two#irulan corrino#margot fenring#duneedit#the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there#besides the classic rider-waite-smith#in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there#anyhow
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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom's combat system in a nutshell:
#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#zelda#princess zelda#legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#No seriously you can throw items you copy at enemies. This was demonstrated by Zelda chucking a boulder#I assume this means you can throw ANYTHING#Link: Sword. Bow and Arrow.#Zelda: Whatever she picks up off the ground with her magic Wisdom stick
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Making a jacket I can wear for pride, inspired by the singular ✨Chuck Tingle✨
The color choices were inspired by pride flags. I tried to fit in as many as possible, and I have room on the rest of the jacket to add more in the future. Rather than representing my specific identity I aimed to include as many gender and sexual identities as I could fit. We are all blooming together.
Chuck Tingle’s writing often reminds me to express my joy and creativity out loud, and helps to focus me on creating art through love. I’m so grateful and glad to live in a place where I can celebrate myself and my community. This jacket is an expression of that emotion.
A highlight of my summer- I wore my pride garden jacket to the Camp Damascus book tour, and got my bandana signed! It is now my favorite decoration in my sewing space 💖
#sword post coming soon#love is real#chuck tingle#camp damascus#foundation paper piecing#quiltingwitch
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Genuinely terrified to take photos with Lil Cal he freaks me out so much
#his eyes stare straight into your soul#his pupils kept following the camera I was ready to chuck him across the room#I did paint the sword just for Hal bc he is The Superior Twin#and then was In Trouble when I went to take photos for Dirk and realized my sword now had circuit designs all over it#it’s fine Hal gets the cool sword and Dirk gets Gods Most Cursed Puppet#the way the comic intended#dirk strider#hal strider#lil hal#homestuck
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i know for a fact i have made this post before but for me it's very important that bbc merlin is a pointless tragedy. it wouldn't be good (it's frequently not good anyway but it would be a lot further away from good) if it wasn't a pointless tragedy! it's simply not arthuriana if it doesn't go past the high point of the heroic/legendary/high medieval romance stuff and end with detailed rundowns of exactly how everybody got betrayed and died like that is what makes it real arthuriana to me and not just a silly show about a wizard
#'why did he die at the end! why did they make us miserable? why can't we have nice things!'#BECAUSE IT'S ARTHURIANA OKAY .that's what HAPPENS#if you're doing arthuriana you're not doing it right unless when you finally get to the end of this endless string of knight adventures#the main guy is like. dead and you're like well . what am i supposed to do now#like when i first read the great illustrated classic abridged king arthur in third grade and got to the end ofi t#and guinevere had been sent to a nunnery and half the nights had died in this battle or that one and merlin had been stuck in a cave#and then arthur dies and bedivere chucks his sword in a lake and then the book just ENDS#and i sat there consumed with emotions id never felt before. well i would've been disappointed if the end of bbc merlin had#NOT made me feel those emotions again#but it did. to me that is in fact its greatest success#merlin#q#like. dont get me wrong i like a fixfic as much as the next guy and in fact i plot them out all the time#but you cant DO that if the original material is. like. already happy#or meant to be
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a horrible monster: RRRAAAAUUUURRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
lief, winding up with the first throwable object he has to hand: eat THIS!!!!
#swords level 1 improvised thrown weapons level 99#honestly such an underrated thing that he tries this exact move <i>several</i> times and doesn't give up until it finally works five gems i#probably for the best that he doesn't rely on this skill he'd probably start chucking gems tbh#get this boy a sling and some non-crucially-magical rocks#deltora quest#roddacember 2023#roddacember day 17
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Aemond "they made fun of me" Targaryen, they could never make me like you
#boo fucking hoo kid#its been years#AND YOU KILLED A KID#like?????#dont get me wrong homie hasnt had it easy#but really the side of the whiny teenagers is so hard to take seriously man#“i regret that business with Luke” call it what it is. you killed a kid bc you lost your temper#you have a weapon of mass destruction and you used it to kill a kid#i mean HONESTLY#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#but like v minor spoilers#i cant wait for this dude to get shishkabobed and then forgotten by history#body literally chucked back into the water after a sword is retrieved#��its the smallfolk who get hurt” miss thang just you wait for what hes about to do
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hi do you think sam is normal about the fact that matt died (on what was supposed to be his watch. by the way) and then came back as a fucking catholic priest. like. this guy watched his community get torn apart by a religious leader. aforementioned religious leader told him to kill a guy, got really pissed when he didn't, and threw him and his mom and their entire community under the bus when the beast came to take back its stolen power. he doesn't trust religion. he definitely doesn't trust religious authorities.
and now, you know. his quasi-father died (very nearly by the sword sam was given. by the way.) and came back as a religious authority. he actively works in the catholic church. he's a priest. that has to be uniquely shitty for sam. your dad figure is back from the dead (that you probably should have been there to save him from in the first place) and he's not a lawyer anymore but a guy in the exact same position of authority as the one you became blindspot to work against. the one that tried to make you into a murderer. the one that got your mom killed. oh and he doesn't remember you. crazy.
#I guess I what I'm saying is#they should really put sam in the current daredevil run#because the potential for some absolutely crazy awkward pseudofamily dynamics is crazy.#plus what if matt remembers.#“oh shit I told this kid to go live his life and then tried to kill myself with the sword he'd been carrying for like years.”#the sheer amount of guilt#what do you Do after that#look I'm sorry I just. stop chucking sam into the canon void they're fascinating foils okay!#you can't just give daredevil an apprentice#jack him up with religious trauma#kill daredevil in the spot the apprentice was supposed to be guarding#have him come back as an amnesiac catholic priest#and NOT COME BACK TO THE APPRENTICE#also chip zdarsky is a coward and should have let matt kill himself with the sword stick gave sam#the twisted cycle of apprentice and master coming. well not full circle but a wonky little spiral.#sorry elektra your whole fight scene was badass but you are not as conducive to devasting narrative symmetry in this particular instance#i forgot where i was going with this#uh yeah. free my guy he did all of it and it was excellent literary foiling.#sam chung#blindspot#matt murdock#daredevil#kili is rambling again
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Mare sure was talking a big game in War Storm about how she didn't care about Cal Tiberias for someone who wouldn't stop looking at him in every situation she could.
You say you're over him, but you just happened to notice that his boots were polished and that he was wearing the new winter collection of the Calore wardrobe? Okay girl whatever you say.
Not to mention she went out of her way twice (2x, otra vez), to tell two powerful people who make important decision that he has to live by the end. Like sure girl, you're over him, we believe you 🙄
#red queen#glass sword#kings cage#war storm#broken throne#post broken throne#mare barrow#cal calore#marecal#listen everyone else knew she would tear the world apart of if anything happened to him#the only person who didn't know that was Mare#and maybe Cal#he was busy being a love sick kicked puppy though#he really was like the puppy that peed on the rug and mare chucked him outside into the rain#and he just sat at the glass door giving her puppy eyes until she literally sighed super loudly and brought him back in#toweled him off and everything#and then let him sleep on the bed that night#like sure girl#you're over him#we believe you#farley rolled her eyes into the back of her head any time they were in a room together
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...ok I might be getting invested in the Ishdon MLB AU beyond it just being a passing idea-
#void screaming#i'm gonna need names for these idiots hero identities#if you have any suggestions chuck 'em at me#also oomf (hi corvus!) gave me permission to use their hawkmoth-based oc (apatura)#depending on how hard i wanna throw her at this au the yuri is gonna get up to 20x more complicated#because it's fucking apatura#she akumatizes people as an excuse to have homoerotic sword duels with her ladybug (minuet)#i should know#i'm minuet's mun
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daily rotations bout my mans, really do appreciate how much of a The People Person kurt was as part of the quiet council, particularly outside the council itself. of all the people on that council he was the most Just Some Guy. even the ppl losing the idgaf war had a buncha bigger responsibilities & weren't often seen just. casually out n about on krakoa, in some cases even rarer off it. kurt's self-assigned responsibility Was just. the people; he concerned himself with people both mutant & non- to, honestly, an at times debilitating degree, so it was basically given that if krakoa wanted to send a face guy to ask for smth re their interests n it wasn't big enough a task for either charles or erik nor the hellfire peeps to drag themselves over, kurt was it. there's smth here bout coming full circle to being a kind of mascot like he was back in jahrmarkt that's honestly more vibe than articulate thought.
#tho on the topic of being a mascot#im reminded of chuck once saying nobody better embodies the spirit of what he wants to inspire in All mutantkind#n how at kurt's funeral chuck said he was the student who he had the least to teach n learned the most from#& then thinkin bout jean insisting kurt stay on the council durin the whole contest of swords thing w 'youre the soul of this place'#& im forced to just sit here like huh damn he kinda IS the unofficial mascot huh#natch scott will always be the one everyone thinks of when thinking xmen (as should be) but like. feels like kurt should be 2nd on the list#do you see the vision#ooc. oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven.
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After Alphonse was out of commission for so long that was SO SATISFYING he took Pride out in sixty seconds tops
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Hellsing Facts: Alucard would run out of bullets before Anderson runs out bayonets
#i contribute#funny#hellsing#alexander anderson#hellsing alucard#---#the hellsing facts that make me laugh#because Anderson is amusing#beyond all reason#he uses swords#but he fights ranged#without any regard for leaving some 80 bayonets scattered around#god when one asks for infinite bayonets#specifically the knife part#can't deny such a ridiculous request#Alucard runs out of bullets mid fight with Anderson#and just chucks one of his guns at Anderson's head#how to beat Anderson at his own game
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I am very normal about Chuck and Nigel if you couldn’t tell.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#uncle chuck#sir charles the hedgehog#nigel acorn#nigel the squirrel#sonic genesis#the sword chuck is holding is a machete btw#great at chopping plants and wood#not so great at fighting against a top tier swordsman
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