#TALK ABOUT THIRSTY

[chickenstrangers]

some faces i like (x)

[usersiren]

I AM THE KRAKEN.

[zhxngii]

I feel so crazy about pantalone today that I have to talk about him.. Other than him being a rich man (hey sugar daddy) , taking you in his private jets and shit, oh god he considers himself your master expecting nothing but loyalty and obedience from you as his "pet". (I know.. yes ang is into pet play, that's nothing new.)

But aside from that good girl/pet thing, what about purposely pissing him off? Imagine being on top of him, his cock against the curve of your ass and you're doing nothing but teasing him, nothing more that rubbing the tip of his leaking cock along your slit. I feel like he gets sensitive,,, the more you keep teasing him-

oooh, him getting so fed up with you that he just grabs your hips and pushes you down on him. or.. having you on all fours, pushing you head in the pillows under you as he buries himself inside you. (mmmfng i've been thinking about this all day)

i just know for a FACT he's into degradation too,,, i'll get into that later cause omg sdhjalk

[ofmd-ann]

Bonus:

This is just how (GAY) pirates flirt

[dimpletheheck]

Mr. Qi doodle 🌌

I just wanted to make a lazy lil sketch but uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh yeah-

I'd drink that purple snake milk-

(Transparent version⬇️)

[thatthirstyweirdo]

OH MY GOD! Is that- AN ACTUAL REFERENCE FOR MAVERICK?? God bless me and my lazy ass I’m finally doing smt

YIPPEE SO HERE’S MAVERICK MIC!! I might as well tell y’all a bit more about him, since…I don’t talk about him as much as I should…As I mentioned before, Maverick is Welcome Home’s one and only radio host! But before that he used to be an actor, and a very successful one at that. But unfortunately a freak accident occurred during filming (one of the actors got shot 💀) which led to lots and lots controversy. Maverick’s career was… kinda in shambles so he decided to leave it all behind and move to Home where he got himself his own radio station!!

I feel like in the show he would be more of a background character. Since he’s always on the station his voice can be heard on the radio 24/7. And even when he’s not his voice is STILL heard on the radio. It’s just a funky thing he does. After all what kind of radio host would he be if he left his audience waiting? Not a good one that’s for sure. So it became common knowledge among the neighbors that Maverick’s always around!!

I think Maverick over all is quite a charismatic character. I like to think that he’s a rather chill guy but if he were to spend time with his neighbors he would act like a sort of dad friend trying to keep everyone out of trouble as much as he can. But since that doesn’t happen often the neighbors see Maverick as kinda mysterious. I mean the guy talks a lot about anything but himself. He doesn’t bring up his past or really anything related to him. And when he does he doesn’t go into detail. He’s just kinda like that. But he does like telling fun stories from his actor days!

[longelk]

girls when they think about the size difference between the player and leshys hand

[reveluving]

IN THE MOOD FOR PRICE OR GRAVES X SHY!WIFE READER!! I NEED KSLDALASJAL 💳💥💳💥💳

SEND ME SOME (sweet and/or spicy) THOTS ABOUT IT PLS 💌📬

[micro-peter]

"You know Pasqualli's?"

"Oh! Yeah! I, uh, I love that place!"

"Yeah, their breadsticks are really good."

*cough, cough* cut scene

"That's where you go before the first blowie! Everyone knows that!"

[honestlyvan]

Looking at this tweet:

and thinking about how I actually did this to Prime Wheeljack on my second viewing, deciding that he has to deal with fuckoff arm and wrist pain like I do

except he fucking did it to himself, because of course he did -- all of his integrated weaponry is custom, with his engineering background meant to primarily support hand tools, his initial loadout was configured for near-recoilless weaponry like Bumblebee and Smokescreen, but running around doing commando blackops shit (in his mind) necessitated larger firepower and there were no medics around to finger-wag him out of doing whatever upgrades he wanted so now all of his weaponry is a grade or two stronger than his structural components should on paper be able to handle.

As a result his whole upper body has a ton of microfractures from magnetic shear and recoil -- nothing that his self-repair can't handle, but just like with humans, supportive member damage doesn't heal back up to be stronger without very specific kind of physical therapy to accompany it. As a result Wheeljack has actually gained mass and lost a lot of the flexibility and aerodynamic and balance qualities of racer frames, and is maintaining his ability to do trick driving largely through just. Doing it, lmao, and not thinking about his worsening health.

[tswwwit]

2 super-duper dominant Bills + 1 overwhelmed Dipper OR 2 extra ultra mega submissive Dippers + 1 very smug Bill?

Both are good! But they each come with unique problems.

Two Bills: High likelihood of either a petty slapfight or tug-of-war over their mutual prize.

Two Dippers: You know Bill's going to ask them to make out with each other. Cue both Dippers looking at each other askance and going 'uhhh, no thanks'. Or worse - (for Bill) - they could unionize.

[kindahoping4forever]

Needed for the blog, you understand

[whistlingstarlight]

Thinking about Alfred Molina's Doc Ock again god he's so fucking cool

[akai-anna]

me, affectionately: you lil nerd

[btsugarush]

why do you keep posting new story ideas and never actually write them, you've like tons of them and you haven't even started writing the 000

Why are you worried about what I do on my blog? It’s called wip (work in progress), and I’m allowed to post them. The “000” are teasers and I’m currently writing those as we speak, so you sound dumb talking about “you haven’t even started writing the 000”. Don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing but fixed your fingers to type this corny ass ask. I’ve already stated that ain’t shit getting started until Gangsta is finished. If you got a problem you’re very welcome to get the fuck on, bookie. You will not be missed or remembered. 🩷

[zetterbabe]

spotted at the miami open