#THE APP THAT DOESNT WORK

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

trying to set up the wireless noise canceling headphones my dad got me for christmas and im so fucking angry and frustrated I am going to throw up. I hate the digital age and everyone who contributed to it

[pcktknife]

THANK YOUUUUUUU

[marblegroves]

Peace and Love on the Planet Earth 🌟

As always, credit for the au goes to @chrisrin

Charoite (p.7) belongs to me, Red Diamond (p.11) belongs to @cherrifire

[koipalm]

liushennnn in my attendant sy au (read right to left)

notes on this au:

sy transmigrates into a new body when sqq fights the system trying to force him out of his body. sqq is livid and decides to take sy as his retainer/secretary/assistant, forcing him to do most of the accounting & administrative work on qing jing peak and work for sqq for free while also helping sqq avoid his tragic fate by telling him spoilers and secrets about the world that sy remembers. sy has no golden core and no cultivation, and cant wield a spiritual sword or fight. sy has no documents, no money, and no prospects. sqq basically provides everything for him & can also take it away. sy moves into the other room in the bamboo house and cleans and organizes as well, although his own room is a mess. sqq never makes it clear what sy's position on the peak is, so all of the disciples follow his orders in fear of disobeying sqq. sy is basically 2nd to sqq, although he doesnt see it that way; he sees himself as sqq's overworked servant. he resents sqq for his control over sy's life, but he's terrified of being kicked out.

sqq takes sy to the peak lord meetings as well, using sy to carry documents, serve tea, and to give him information about anything that might be useful to sqq if it comes up during the meeting. sy also often acts as a messenger for sqq between peaks. he doesnt get much interaction outside of senior disciples and the other peak lords.

since sy's hands are usually full with documents, accounting books, talisman paper, & anything else sqq wants him to carry, sy can't use his fan to hide his face as much. instead he uses his hair & his glasses. his skin is sallow & he often misses meals from running around doing sqq's errands, so he always seems tired. clothes he wears are simple & loose, either slip on or buttoned up. he dislikes loud & bright patterns bc he doesn't want to stand out, but sometimes has no choice bc sqq buys his clothes. sqq will often make him wear more extravagant patterns, even when it makes sy nervous about attracting attention.

since sy seemed to appear out of nowhere to the other sect members, sy is very worried about acting too suspicious and getting kicked out. he copies sqq as much as possible to acclimate to the world and seem unphased & elegant.

sy is very interested in the other peak lords since he interacts with them often, especially liu qingge. liu qingge often catches him staring, but sy tries not to interact with anyone more than he has to. liu qingge usually sees him hiding behind sqq as a buffer. if sy does speak, he does it low & quiet, & if behind his fan if possible.

sy looks like his old body & has long black hair, similarly styled to sqq by his insistence. sy dislikes this.

sqq calls sy "a-yuan" bc sy doesnt like it. sy doesnt like telling people his name though bc it makes ppl think theyre related, which he also doesnt like, so he doesnt stop sqq from indroducing sy as "a-yuan". this makes it very difficult for other ppl to know what to call sy in fear of being too familiar

sy does meet sqh earlier in this au, and he helps him as much as he can get away with behind sqq's back. since sy is less bound by the system than sqh is, sqh sometimes "sponsors" sy to do things he himself cant do.

sy calls sqq the equivalent of "sir".

[gelatomoon]

elden ring sketches

[zsuo]

TAZ SKYLAR in BBC's New Creatives | Aisle 17

[skinsonupdates]

BRING YOUR SKINHE TO WORK DAAYYYY LETS GOOOO

Newest recruit scheduling in deliveries

Such a good boy lmao

Break tiiiiiime

My manager thinks im weird but she already thought that so no real loss there tbh

[solargeist]

Hi! I don't interact in the minecraft space much other than looking at the insanely cool fanart. I was looking at your watcher Grian stuff, where can I learn about that? It looks cool but I don't know where to even start

Well for myyy content, I have the whole AU explained on [this page !]

The tag is #evoAU and the kid stuff is tagged #kidxelqua

But for the Actual canon, Watcher Grian comes from Evo SMP and the Life Series' on YT !

[caluski]

today marks another birthday for this sweet, wonderful, kind, and amazing creature that goes by the name Żmija. nearly popping out in the fall, but with her heart as hot and impatient as the sun of july morning, she rushed for the last days of summer where she truly belongs - so of course, a summertime portrait it is :-)

wishing you the happiest and most love-filled of celebrations, @slavicafire -from yours truly and yours forever :-)

[candiewrapper]

how do side blogs work? I'm thinking of making one for 18+ followers for art i'm not comfortable posting here, idk if there's anything I need to keep in mind

edit: everyone is so nice!! thank you for explaining it to me, gonna make a side blog for some of my other art! :3

[littlepissbabee]

Hey fellers. I don't have art but i do have FANFICTION 😩

Loosely based off this post from @naori-is-nidaime-hokage. It had the gears in my head TURNING dawg. Thank u for ur inspiration 🫶

[mincedpeaches]

Literally stop using the app. Stop using it. You know how ao3 has no app because of apple store fuckery so we all just type www.archiveofourown.org into our mobile browsers. Brother. Type in www.tumblr.com in there. There is not a single advantage I can think of to the app, except the increbily niche one where its better at pulling time stamps on deleted posts for some reason. Only they borked that too recently.

Stop using the app.

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

[kopimoss]

grunge kit lookbook!!

[simcardiac-arrested]

day 2 - self insert

happy 2 and a half years to one of my only (if not the actual only) self inserts ever. tghey put me in lawyerland baby !!!!!!! i hope i have managed to capture the beauty of the ace attorney HD shading

[collaredkittyboy]

Not to sound like a tumblr user but people sending links to TikTok videos is so annoying

I have to really like you to open the link