#THEM!!!! THE CHRISTMAS BABES!!!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

pookies 🥺

[coquelicoq]

gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

[scarletslippers]

Nace Countdown to Christmas - Day 6

(From this post of relationship milestone prompts)

On AO3

giving each other pet names

“Ace, can you bring me a napkin?” Nancy calls to him from the living room, not wanting to interrupt her turn in the game.

After a few seconds of no response, Bess leans over to see what Ace is up to, confirming, “I don’t think he heard you. I can get you one.”

“No, wait, hold on.” She raises her voice to carry better across the house. “Hey, babe?”

“Yes, darling?” 

Next to her, Nancy can practically hear George’s eyebrows raise, but she just smiles. “Can you bring me a napkin?”

“On it!”

Nancy returns to the game like nothing happened, plucking the dice from Bess’s slack fingers, ignoring the probing eyes of her friends. 

“When did this start?” Bess asks, shocked but endeared. 

Nancy feigns innocence. “When did what start?”

“Here you go, my love,” Ace says, reaching over her to put the napkin in front of her. 

She tilts her head back expectantly for a kiss, smiling when his lips meet hers. “Thank you, sweetheart.”

When she returns her attention to the game, George is staring at them with a look of disgust.

“What?”

“Just when I thought you guys couldn’t get any more gross.”

[moonchild-in-blue]

ESPERA DROPPED ANOTHER STAIRWELL COVER I AM NOT OKAY AAAAAAAA THEY SOUND AMAZING!! Song choice as well, muwah 😭💙

(instagram reel link here - i'm aware there are ppl here that prefer not to follow their socials so just a lil fyi their faces are peeled and visible in case you wanna avoid that!!)

[cottoncandywhispers]

why are preteens and teens today not allowed to go through a cringe phase?

[snigora]

You know what I want

I want a companion to one instead of being shocked by the tardis being bigger on the inside, to just like take it in stride at the end of a crazy episode and the doctor is like ??? Why aren’t you fazed by this? And they’re like um this is the least weird thing I’ve seen all day

[kindnotestoself]

HEARTBROKEN

[wildbluesorbit]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE !!🎄🎁

[birdclowns]

THE RETURN OF MY RIDDLER TREE

[cescalr]

Barbie movie trailer looking fucking terrible. BRB gonna go get out my white blue and red 3d glasses and watch magic of pegasus to remeber what joy feels like /joke but not really. Only the part where I still have those glasses and wouldn't give myself a headache trying to use them haha don't you just love degenerative eye conditions and the passage of time

[beepbeepdespair]

GOD i wish i had the power and/or contacts to get people performance roles. there's a busker out today and she is one of the best fucking singers i have ever heard i'm not joking. she did i will always love you and i cried in a shop bc it was so beautiful. someone needs to put her in their musical right now

[babygirlificationn]

Sometimes I remember that I can literally draw whatever I want and then I get drunk with power.

Extremely silly comic under the read more. You have been warned.

The Christmas spirit possessed me to draw this.

[sometimesanalice]

OH MY GOD one of my favorite scenes in Oj Christmas Tree is when (y/n) goes full mom mode as she takes care of Bradley after he has an allergic reaction to the pine tree 🎄

Bri!!

Oh my god, you have no idea how happy it makes me that you thought of that scene! That little Christmas fic has such a special place in my heart! It was the first thing I’ve ever written creatively!

She really went Full Problem Solver Mode™️! I loved the contrast between them where she’s genuinely worried about him, all while he was spiraling thinking that he ruined Christmas. It was fun exploring those kind of early relationship dynamics!

[dead-by-tbr]

December 19th, 2023

Festive - #JOMPbpc

So there are 3 books in this box that I bought myself for Christmas 😆 I also have another wrapped gift bag with 5 more books for myself.

My boyfriend said no more buying books until I was done with Priory. But what about Christmas money? With all my Christmas gifts bought, wrapped, and ready to give to family, why not get myself something? I've also put my family member's names on my wrapped books as the gift givers. Since they gave me the funds, they should get some credit.

Babe, please don't take my books away 🥺

[wylansworkshop]

Sjsjshsjsjs this is amazing. In trying to cover up me asking my girlfriend something about a gift I'm giving them I've agreed to read a new series. I'm so happy I can't wait!!

[osaemu]

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" FT. GOJO SATORU

✩ ‧ ˚. synopsis: gojo mistakes your period symptoms for signs of you being pregnant.

contents: fem!reader. mentions of pregnancy and periods (duh), gojo is an idiot (obviously), innocent miscommunication lol. gets pretty suggestive.

just because satoru gojo's the strongest sorcerer on the planet, that doesn't mean he's the smartest one; especially when it comes to you.

not too long ago, you got your period, and the cramps have to be the most painful thing you've ever experienced. nestling yourself farther in between the couch cushions, you wrap your arms around your stomach and wince, eyebrows furrowing. somewhere in the background, you hear satoru enter your house and call for you, but your stomach hurts a little too much to allow you to do more than hum in response.

"baby?" satoru calls again, poking his head in the living room and smiling when he sees you. "hey, i'm hom— babe, you okay?"

you open one of your eyes (which was previously squeezed shut) and look at him, a soft whine slipping out from your lips when the pain in your stomach goes up a notch. "hey, 'toru," you mumble, watching him quickly plop down besides you on the couch. his eyes round in concern when he notices how tight your teeth are pressed against each other, and a moment later, satoru scoops you up and holds you in his lap.

"is.. this 'cause of last night?" satoru murmurs, stroking your hair as you squirm in his grip. his eyes are focused on your scrunched-up face as you fidget, struggling to find a comfortable position.

"i dunno," you mumble, assuming that satoru's referring to the way you scurried off into the bathroom the second you and satoru finished round after round in his sheets. funnily enough, your interpretation of the events is starkly different than satoru's.

you had immediately gone to the bathroom because you suspected that your period might've come, and you were right. but to satoru, he had something very different on his mind; especially since last night was the first time you two had fucked without protection.

satoru pauses before replying, face slowly tinting pink as his version of the events settles in. he had no idea your departure from his arms so soon after sex was because you just wanted to check for your period; on the contrary, he thought you ran into the bathroom to check if you were pregnant.

"are you—" he starts, dipping his chin and looking you straight in the eye. satoru's azure eyes carefully take in your expression, studying your features for a sign of what's to come.

you nod. "yeah, i am." on your period, that is.

satoru's eyes widen and the corners of his lips twitch with a smile. "is that why your stomach's hurting?" he whispers, and you hardly spare a thought as to why his reaction was nothing like what it usually was.

"duh," you huff, automatically assuming that he's talking about period cramps. "why else would my stomach be hurting?"

"holy shit, are you kidding?" satoru breathes, eyes lighting up like a child's would on christmas. you make a face, confusion evident all across your features.

"that's not the reaction i was expecting," you note tentatively. satoru's mouth falls open a little and after a moment, he immediately dips his head and kisses you, long and slow. his mouth tastes like spearmint (like always), and something about the way his lips melt into yours feels... different.

"is this better?" satoru whispers, smiling against your lips. you nod, carefully removing your arms from your torso and wrapping them around satoru instead. you nod hazily, more invested in the way satoru's mouth collides with yours than in anything else.

"much better."

"anythin' for my pretty girl," satoru murmurs, eyes softening every time they settle on your face. his hand trails down your waist and settles on your tummy, and he slips his hand underneath your t-shirt and rubs the skin with his thumb. a couple more seconds slip by in silence, with the only sound being the soft breaths you two take in between kisses.

when satoru finally tilts his head up and takes a longer breath, you both open your mouths to speak at once.

"i can't believe i'm gonna be a dad."

"my period cramps feel a lot better."

the two of you stare at each other in silence for a long, long second. you blink and ask, "what did you say?"

satoru tilts his head like a confused puppy, eyebrows lifting in uncertainty. "uh, what did you say?"

you look away, cheeks heating up as you mumble, "satoru, i'm not... pregnant...?" you stare at him blankly, matching the confused look on his face. "i'm on my period, baby. what did you—"

"oh, shit."

"yeah."

five awkward seconds go by until you clear your throat and smile up at him hesitantly. "i mean... d'you want a kid?"

satoru's face somehow goes even redder, which you didn't know was even possible. after a moment, he nods, and the subtle movement is enough for you to grab his face and pull him in to kiss you again; and you stay like that for the rest of the night.