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pharoespyramid · 1 year

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GOD WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO EXPERIENCE THIS

#LET ME LOVE SONNY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE #IM BEGGING ATP #THEYRE LITERALLY ENEMIES #heung min son #sonny #spurs #tottenham hotspur #coys #korea nt

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thebonejunky · 2 years

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i love the locked tomb because all of the men are described like:

he was grotesquely muscular, like bulbous lumps in a plastic bag. this other guy is a lame skinny nerd with crooked glasses. i detest them both.

and then all of the women are described like:

her anemic skin shone like pearls in the sunlight. her body is wonderfully skeletal and i feel as though her ribcage consumes me. her iridescent locks curl at the base of her neck like the lapping of a tide and i am undone by her gaze...

#and the women theyre describing are their literal worst enemies too #tlt #the locked tomb

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profoundmakerdreamerss-blog · 5 months

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Guys, this is Tomarry to me; and you can't say otherwise because I can't hear you LALALALA —

#like yeah they are soulmates #even in the world where theyre fated enemies #they are still s-o-u-l-m-a-t-e-s #literally #and yes this is a world where they're together and alr know/remember their past lives or something #but YOU GET WHAT IM talking about #anyways #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #harry potter #and funnily enough even in the world they are fated enemies #voldy did choose harry tho #like what are the chances

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nyxi-pixie · 2 months

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hello average tumblr user. in front of you is a femslash rarepair. your challenge is to not start psychoanalysing its fans and saying they only pretend to like it to score social points, not depart from your 'shipping is for fun people can do what they want' view of mlm rarepairs, and not start randomly commenting on posts about them how you actually prefer those female characters with men who are or are not important to their characters. Live or die. Go.

#some of yall will literally pull out the most random men and say 'i want them to slurp each others balls' and then a femslash enjoyer #picks out two women with narrative parallels and says OOGH they would make a Great rivals/enemies to lovers duo #and suddenly it 'doesnt make sense' or they 'only ship them bc theyre women'#like have you considered that you only ship men together bc theyre men and youre being a little bit strange #nyxi cant stfu #nyxis hate posts

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watchyourbuck · 1 year

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Eddie: *walking into the firehouse for the first time*

Buck: something LGBT just happened to me.

#their enemies to lovers speedrun is amazing #literally will never shut up about it #yes theyre gay #thank you for coming to my ted talk #911 fox #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 #911 tv show #buddie #evan buck buckley #buck and eddie #911 abc #buck x eddie #911 incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #evan buckley incorrect quotes

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waterbottlqueen · 6 months

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"you big into lazytown" dont even joke lad

#shui draws #opm #one punch man #garou opm #metal bat opm #badd opm #zenko opm #batarou #lazytown #listen ignore how i forgot to draw the cuffs on garobbies sleeves . i forgot #im not tagging sporta/robbie because i dont want to clog the tag but its there #(looking at literally any enemies to lovers ship) theyre so btr

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98chao · 3 months

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truly i love all of you and i'm so grateful for all the support i get on my vanilla milkshake posts here because i've just seen the way people talk about vanilla milkshake and mysticao on twitter and its genuinely taken 50 years off my life. now i've been reminded as to why i should never join the crk fandom on twitter

#its not even just twitter but the comments i get on tiktok all the time make me want to blow myself up genuinely #on twitter i just saw a thread about mysticao going like Oh durr how can u ship it after reading ep 4 #and then proceeds to post a reply saying “enemies to lovers is really good if its done well!! but theyre just torturing each other here” ??#so you dont like enemies to lovers then . what do you think enemies to lovers means ??? they just argue sometimes? lol #also wdym “if its done well” we haven't gotten the full lore of the beasts #and its implied that they only turned this way because they were wronged somehow #that + the amount of power and responsibility that having the full soul jam put on them it was literally a recipe for corruption #its not even as if dark cacao thinks mystic flour was just evil to be evil he literally CALLS HER OUT on being insecure #she wanted to create a world without individuality and without personal interests that could lead to harm of others #which i think is heavily tied to her backstory we havent seen yet #imo. this would in fact be enemies to lovers done well #i dont even ship them btw. but i feel obligated to defend it since i just hate ppl who take this stuff at face value #its such a shame that twitter people have the literacy skills of a 1st grader because i would love to post my crk art on there #and make some friends #but if ppl would be like Erm you cant ship shadowvanilla its hashtag toxic and a red flag!!#then like oookay lol whatever man #sorry for the yappathon #txt #not art #discourse

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crimeronan · 3 months

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ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.

and yet. There They Are,

#i am not immune to evil stockholm syndrome dark romance that makes certain booktokers puke.#i am also not immune to a pair of shitty people who absolutely SHOULD fucking HATE each other #and who are going to be nasty little freaks about the other instead. possibly also while hating them.#'why do people write enemies to lovers so soft' i'm always saying. i just want you all to know #this is maybe the first time i've seen an enemies to lovers arc done in EXACTLY the GROSSEST ways i DESPERATELY WANT IT #and it is FUELING me. i am THRIVING. i am REFRESHED i am FINE i am NO LONGER SAD my SKIN is CLEAR #the layers. the drama. literally don't care about anything else going on in this show it's all them 2 me. theyre everything. thanks #i'd apologize for my taste but like. i'm not gonna apologize for finding the evil ships hot in the evil ship show. come on now.#iwtv #devil's minion #with that i need to like. go pick my partner up from work and then go to sleep. thanks for watching me do this on main everyone!

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sh1-n0bu · 2 months

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dark/grey skinned capitano save me,,,,, dark/grey skinned capitano,,,,,, if you hear us please save us dark/grey skinned capitano

#nobu.nobu.chat #i may sound like a child throwing temper tantrums with the whole recent posts abt disliking hating genshin and natlan #but what can i say? i love to hate on hoyoverse nowadays #the recent natlan teaser has opened my eyes to how badly poc characters are constantly treated by hoyoverse #first the girl from hi3 then arlan then the only 3 or 4 POC characters we have in genshin #also they can make dark skinned characters #look at the eremites #the big dudes #the new enemies teased in the trailers #but theyre all getting the enemy treatment #this reminds me of the ‘big black beast’ racism writing #and at this point i am convinced that hoyoverse is racist #theyre a multimillionare company who legit had ‘…for the enjoyment of global players’#but no #not everyone is liking it hoyo #and you couldve done SO much with hsr character designs #its literally a multi galaxy game #aventurine and boothill are meant to be dark skinned #even then the female characters of xianzhou is always the same #bland copy paste #its just #im done #also so sad that capitano isnt a 7’ tall beast of a man i headcannoned him as lmao

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smoosnoom · 1 year

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(tturing)

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zeawesomeness · 11 months

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"Why Kendratello? It seems so random?"

THESE SCENES JUST CASUALLY EXISTING.

Also also: JUST IGNORING THESE SCENES

How about acknowledging this?

#the literal ENTIRE INTRODUCTORY EPISODE OF KENDRA was about how COOL DONNIE THOUGHT HER CLUB WAS #THE MAJORITY OF THE EPISODE WAS HIM WANTING SAID CLUBS ATTENTION #SHE FUCKING BLEW HIM A KISS #AND YALL EXPECT ME NOT TO SHIP IT?#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE RIVALS AFTERWARDS???#I'm so weak for villains x heroes or enemies to lovers man #kendratello

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kagoutiss · 1 year

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rly rough sketchies…..ft impa

#oot #ocarina of time #impa #ganondorf #sheik #undercover sheik au #tagging au bc why not.#i need. impa ganondorf enemies content injected into my veins. Now #theyre both waiting to meet with the king or something. unfortunately at the same time #i literally dont even think theyd look at each other like it’s just static where the other should be when they’re in the same room #like impa to ganondorf is the personification of every greatest horror he’s ever known #and ganondorf to impa is the personification of everything she is divinely dispatched to prevent #like both of you are the perfect representations of each other’s failures to protect the single most important things you exist to protect #etc.#and in the second pic impa and sheik are relaxing with tea

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ponuchuu · 2 months

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puppetgear yuri puppetgear yuri puppetgear yuri puppetgear yuri PUPPETGEAR YURI--

#literally just women #what is more sapphic than having an enemies to lovers moment with your gal pals #theyre gay in every verse ok #genshin impact #genshin oc #genshin #art #digital art #oc #oc: niko #self insert #original character #wanderer genshin #wanderer gi #genshin wanderer #tag: puppetgear #genderbend

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cheruverse · 7 months

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currently thinking about enemies to lovers trope with muzan kibutsuji and immortal human reader who's fought for centuries just because reader has the blue spider lily with them

(i might make a drabble about this..)

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banchie · 1 year

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he has an army of weird dogs that follow him around. he calls them his children. he probably puts sweaters on them. they fall asleep in big big piles. they love to cuddle. they eat pancakes. how can anyone be mad at this book

#its like a fanfic blah blah blah blah BLAH #THEYRE THE COCOA PUFFS?????#AND YOURE MAD ABOUT THAT??????#LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU #sorry ur allergic to fun couldnt be me #the number one most sad thing about nico di Angelo was thT he couldnt get a cat bcs animals didnt like him #now he has TWENTY cats that give him THERAPY and scare his ENEMIES #AND YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THAT?????? bye #they r everything 2 me <3 #tsats #the sun and the star #nico di angelo #will solace

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monsterroonio · 8 months

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more surface Rood because I am obsessed with them. They're so emotionally stunted its crazy

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