#THIS IS GREAT.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A mutual friend sent this to me. And I just love it.

[vyvilha]

your brain is so interesting. the way you interpret philip is so articulate it physically intimidates me. its like watching a gymnast fling themselves into the air and land upright and goign “woah.” to me

BRO??

[saintvalentinex]

so this is great. uh. we just found out that we’re losing our house in like. 2 months. if anyone could spare some money or thoughts, my fiancée and I are panicking trying to find a place to go

v3nmo: hiddeninthepines

[showfallmediamaintenance]

That whole interaction was worth it now that I’m seeing the aftermath.

[lofthousezzz]

Oh yay! Tumblr fucking up shit for the visually impaired again I see!

[frankluvr69]

hey guys just found a fuckin rat in my motel

[jakeabel]

me when the depression is depressioning

[ventusofficial]

[the heartless lets out some kind of... chirp sound. still seems happy. very content.]

This is one of the comfiest naps I've ever had

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

we get it, it’s beans ON toast and ants would eat that, also we get it, ants aren’t that loyal to their queen, they kill her off if she’s out of line

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.