#THIS IS THE CUTEST DOMESTICITY I'VE EVER SEEN

[measuringbliss]

I'm gonna talk about gay shit

*cracks knuckles*

So picture this.

Moscow, Russia. The end of the 90s/beginning of the 2000s. Two 40 years old friends live together in an apartment. They're childhood friends and are domestic as fuck together.

The first thing they do in the story is save and adopt a dog together. They don't have girlfriends. They feel awkward in social situations. They take care not to wake up each other. They support each other. A female friend of one of the guys complains that she feels like he only calls her to talk about his roommate.

THERE'S A MOMENT WHERE THE TWO GUYS HOLD HANDS TOGETHER IN THE DARK BECAUSE THEY'RE STRESSED. THE LANDLORD TARGETS THEM SPECIFICALLY. THEY WATCH OVER THE NEIGHBORS'S KIDS TOGETHER.

that's not mentioning the melancholic atmosphere that SURELY, *SOME* people might relate to in these circumstances

anyway at the end they manage not to be evicted, the end!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe for ONE SECOND that I'd been bamboozled so hard. Was I seeing gay stuff everywhere? Did my feelings come from pure naïveté?

BUT THEN I STUMBLED UPON THE DEV'S SOCIAL ACCOUNTS, AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

So the gay [sub]text WAS VERY MUCH INTENTIONAL and I feel...

Reviews of this game: "It's a story about friendship"

THOSE TWO GUYS ARE GONNA FUCK AND WE ALL KNOW IT, KAREN!!!

[bivampir]

NOT THEM DYING LAUGHING AT NOSFERATU😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM

[cursingtoji]

🎙️ just saw your post asking about blog recs…step up to the stage bc i need some!!!!

BLOGS RECOMMENDATION <3

— mostly jjk, but also chainsaw man and aot

*taping the mic* okay here are my nominees with some fics recomendations as well

disclaimers!

lemme start saying so plot is everything to me, pwp can be hot but i'll hardly remember it afterwards, that being said here's some writers that can do both great plots and hot scenes.

also while digging i realize i wasn’t following some of those and if you noticed im sorry im dumb but i truly love your writing.

i tried to tag every active blog i could remember but it’s possible i forgot a few since i’ve been reading more jjk recently. if i forgot you im so sorry please don’t take offense.

many blogs i loved were deactivated, rest in piece great works they had.

everything i read i reblog under the tag #recs

@thekillingmoonmoon ofc moon is the first one i think when the topic "best writers" come up, i freaking love her and everything she does its not even fair to pick one thing so im picking 3, this super passionate toji work that i re-read at an alarming frequency (which btw i consider my own personal gift). yakuza choso and yuki aka the hottest duo ever. the cherry on top is her kishibe series (just realized i gotta catch up on)

@rinhaler - luxe is def on my top 3, she comes up with very organic scenes. even if it's a simple plot she can develop it so originally. I recently read her underground fighter!sukuna and i'm still thinking about it.

@laudthingcat has the best headcanons in the jjk fandom hands down, it’s the perfect dose of hot funny and cute, pick anything from her masterlist it’s guaranteed you’ll have a good time reading it. when you moan their name in your sleep in particular gives me butterflies

@meownotgood is obviously the best aki writer out there, you can see the love for aki in their words and how they write him so well and so into character. arrival in tokyo is truly a masterpiece, they also have a +100k words series i've been wanting to read for a while but i want to rewatch chainsaw man first hehe, i'm 100% sure is fire tho.

@kentoangel roma writes choso like she's in love with him and you can tell. shes always on my for you and even her snippets are *chefs kiss* special kudos to stepbrother!choso

@kentopedia i just realized i'm assigning a writer per character and nanami is definitely rylie's. the domestic lovely way she writes him makes me forget canon.

@tojisun another blog that is very often on my for you page. cannot talk about toji fics without bringing up sun, everything she writes about him has me furiously nodding. not to mention simon and konig, just talking about them makes me wanna run to her blog and binge read everything

@chocochipsushi 's bodyguard toji is unforgetable to me, i wish i lost my memory so i could read it all again for the first time. bodyguard toji is the definition of living rent free in my mind, whenever i have to deal with annoying coworkers i immediately think “bodyguard toji would not allow them to talk to me like that”

@suget one of the greatest geto writers for sure, they have so many geto works, i was going through their blog to find the one i read more recently and there was so many others i haven’t seen! another writer i could very easily spend a whole day binge reading. btw this cult leader one was recommended to me and i fell in love with it <3

@staryukis has the cutest gojo drabbles

@tonycries brooklin baby was recommended to me by moon and it had me by the neck! also they have many other works im hoping to read soon as well

@mommypieck isayama created reiner but they created subby reiner

@titan-fodder ‘s the tinniest notion The Best Reiner fic in all the existence of the universe (tw: stepcest kinda?)

@nanaslutt mma!toji made feel every emotion possible so intensely

[fluentmoviequoter]

hii i love ur work smm!! is it okay if i can request a dalton lambert + prompt 11? “You’re lucky you’re hot.”

I LOVE UR DALTON IMAGINES/ONESHOTS WHATEVERR <333

Thank you so much!!! I appreciate your kind words and am so happy to hear that you love my Dalton fics! Thanks your reading and this request!

I got two requests for this prompt and actually had two ideas (which are both equally flirty and domestic), so I'm posting both. Read the ice cream date version here.

Warnings: fluffy and flirty, very brief/vague mention of insecurities. 0.4k+ words

A/N: We need more Dalton gifs. I've used this one already, but it's the only one that fits the 'fluffy' bill.

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Prompt 11: "You're lucky you're hot."

“Absolutely not,” you repeat for what feels like the hundredth time.

“Please,” Dalton drags out, putting on his best puppy dog eyes as he asks again.

“I am not letting you draw me. Especially not when you’re going to show it to your entire class.”

“But the whole point of the assignment is to focus on something we love, and I have an idea that is sure to get me an A!”

“Your grade is fine.”

Dalton huffs a sigh and collapses against his bed. “I thought I was loved, and now I must question everything.”'

“I know you’re an artist, but you don’t have to be quite so melodramatic.”

Dalton remains silent, and you consider his request. He begins tracing shapes against your hand as he lies beside you. Glancing at him, you realize how much he loves you, and you love him, and decide.

“Fine,” you say quietly. “You can draw me, but I have to approve it before you turn it in.”

“I love you so much,” he exclaims as he kisses you on his way to get his sketchpad and pencils.

“You’re lucky you’re hot.”

“I’m what?” Dalton asks, stopping as he reaches for a pencil.

“Lucky you’re hot. I wouldn’t let many people do this.”

“You think I’m hot?”

“Shut up, Dalton. You’re losing your chance.”

Dalton nods as he finishes gathering his things, then pulls his chair to sit across from you. He tells you to move and do whatever you want while he draws. You start stiff, but as Dalton comments and compliments you repeatedly, you begin to loosen up. When you realize you feel comfortable, Dalton announces that he’s done.

“Let me see,” you demand, reaching out.

“Nope. Answer my question,” Dalton responds, twisting so you cannot reach the sketch.

“If I think you’re hot? Of course, I do, Dalton. You’re the cutest, handsomest, hottest guy I’ve ever seen,” you answer honestly.

“That’s the only reason you let me draw you?”

You stand from the bed and take the sketch from him, placing it on his desk without looking at it. Lowering yourself into his lap, you set your hands on his shoulders while he holds your hips.

“No. I agreed because of everything in here,” you say, touching Dalton's forehead, “and here,” his heart.

“Oh.”

You lower your chin and kiss him, sighing as his hands pull you closer and he deepens the kiss.

“I let you draw me,” you begin as you pull back, leaning your forehead against his, “because I love you, and I know that you love me. You show me in everything you say and do. I appreciate you wanting to draw me.”

“Thanks for letting me.”

“Anytime. Can I see it now, since you’re still hot?”

“Only if you kiss me like that again.” You stand from his lap, and he grabs your hand, keeping you close as he adds, “And you’re the hot one, ask the picture.”

[askew-d]

Can I ask your top 10 fav fics ever (from any fandom, if you don't mind)?

Also, just curious, is there a story behind your name "askew-d "?

hello, there! sorry for the long wait, i forgot to check my notifs :( i will do better next time. thank you for this question! i feel like i’ve waited ages for someone to ask me exactly that, lol. i could talk about well-written fanfics forever!! can i give you a hug? because this is wonderful, really.

let’s go for it! my range of fanfiction that i enjoy vary, but one thing remains: i will adore your fic, no matter the fandom, if it’s written with passion and if it contains good, poetic introspection. i love poetry. for me, if there’s melancholic tropes of any kind i’m into it. immortal character and reincarnation? give me now. supernatural elements or slice of life with doomed narrative? i’ll ignore sleep to read it. angst with happy ending? my endgame, for sure.

however, i also adore silly, comedic, cute pieces of domestic life or otherwise. i had a hard time choosing from my bookmarks for this, and i also reviewed some of my favorites, it was fun. before we continue, here are some of the tags that i don’t dive into for whatever reason: porn without plot (it personally just doesn’t interest me at all), non-con, gore, a/b/o dynamics, soulmates au. sorry if you were hoping for it! i’ll try classify them into an order of what i like most.

1. jellyfish, by mystery twin, for the haikyuu!! fandom — i read this when i was finishing high school and coincidentally the story talks about finishing high school! i have a personal attachment that makes me reread it every year. it’s some sort of tradition at this point. not to mention i love kagehina dearly.

2. teen project to change the world, by animeloverhomura, for the mo dao zu shi fandom — respectfully speaking, i would find this author and give them a big hug. their writing is spetacular! if you've never seen this one and you're into mdzs, know it's a story where the characters get to see every event from the novel and donghua, even the dead characters. they watch wei wuxian journey, can you believe it? so goddamn entertaining. promptly waiting for the next update!

3. a hundred or so hellos, by iwillstillopenthewindow, for the haikyuu!! fandom — remember i said i love melancholic stories? well, this one broke me so hard, i had to mention how i hold it with tenderness (we love things that breaks us, dont we?). this fandom manages to write the cutest, most unhinged things sometimes. even it's an anime about sports. i always get amazed by it.

4. no certainty of doors between us, by betts, for the mo dao zu shi fandom — certainly the most silly little fanfic i've ever seen, it's hilariously sweet. i want everyone to read this masterpiece because, seriously, whoever did this deserves only the best. so, so, cute. it had to be in my top 10!

5. their kindred encounters, by fireflavoredwhiskey, for the untamed rpf fandom (bjyx) — you know those kinds of shows, books, any piece of media, that tears up apart? well, this one was it for me. it's a very famous one that deserves all praise, certainly well-written and enjoyable to the core, with doses of angst, romance and beauty overall.

6. as the clouds part and clear, we finally meet again, by 12262325, for the mo dao zu shi fandom — aaaaa, i was truly torn between putting this in the third or fourth place, but i ended up putting it here. come on, i love an age difference kind of story, especially for wangxian, and this one was perfectly done. sweet and funny. the development? the yearning?? outstanding!! i read this many times already, i'll never get tired.

7. pursuit, by emleewrites, for the haikyuu!! fandom — mystery, romance, lawsuits, poker games, adventure, slice of life, AMAZING depictions and so, so goddamn well-written? that's what you're looking for in any fanfiction. the author dedicated herself entirely for this story, and, like i said, i love stories that are written with passion, you can see it pouring through every paragraph. besides, highly entertaining. i'm not very into long fics, but once i started it off, i couldn't stop. that's how addicting it is.

8. linger by the door (i’ve always been yours), by piecrust, for the mo dao zu shi fandom — epistolary?? have i mentioned how i love it?? some of the phrases in this are gold, in my bookmarks you can check some of them (i ought to make a list of my favorite fic quotes, btw, i will sure do it). through each letter i could comprehend more of wei wuxian's feelings and his internal conflict. i love feeling this connected to a character.

9. all the world is ours to take, by khrys, for the fugou keiji fandom — i have more than one favorite fanfiction for this couple. you know these kinds of developing relationship where the transition from (maybe enemies too) friends to lovers happens so smoothly that it feels like they've been soulmates first and foremost at the end? i don't even know how to explain. i just love how, when they finally are together, it's like they've been together for years. and they just... made it official? i like it. i love my mr. kambe haru.

10. he won’t tell you that he loves you, by hellshandbasket, for the house m.d fandom — i found this to be the most fitting, perfect story for this specific couple. they deserved more stories like this, but we dont see it anymore. i would hightlight the feelings realization in this one, that is so fucking real? haha in any case, it's a fanfic that i enjoyed a great deal.

that's it, i guess! i wanted to add link click fanfics also, however i barely started reading fanfictions from its fandom, i'm drowning in it lately but it's just a start. perhaps very sooon!

oh, i’m gonna finish explaining about the name! in my native language, i’ve heard someone tell me before that ‘life’s a little askew, nothing’s ever perfect’, and that quote remained in every biography of any english website i ever went to. then in literature class someday i had to write about historical women and came across this one named anne askew (i wanted to write about the mostly barely-spoken women). it was the second time i saw this word. i didn’t think of it as a proper name before, but then i had to create a nickname for my ao3 profile and thought, humn, why not just ‘askew’? the quote has been engraved in my heart anyway, so i went for it. we’re all flawed and askew. so, yeah, it just… fit? the ‘d’ here on tumblr it’s only because my surname has a ‘de morais’ in it. i also liked that it resembled ‘alaska’, the john green character i was kinda of obsessed with back in my teenager grunge phase. i don’t like these kinds of books anymore, but i guess some details stay with you. do you think it’s weird? never thought of changing.

thanks for this outstanding ask, it certainly entertained me. and hope you have a nice sleep today, big hugs coming your way! 🤍

[maxislvt]

Hear me outDark!Natasha with a Fem!reader who is similar to Muerte/death from puss in boots 2, like they're both unhinged mf who is gonna kill anyone in sight and after they're done w the murder and all that, they just cuddle or fuck.

Reader likes to call her victims with a bone chilling whistle, the victim has no time to react as natasha kills them.

The rest is up to you bc I'm out of ideas 😭😭😭

(Also, smh, both of my hyperfixations managed to clash into one another, so yeah.)

warnings: dark themes, murder, skin carving, breid mention of blood play, violence, brief smut (like really brief)

(I've only seen bits and pieces of the new puss in boots so if this isn't what you had in mind I'm sorry)

Natasha started killing long before she met you and I imagine she'd even keep it a secret for a bit once you two start dating. You have your own secret murder interest so for the first few months of your relationship one of you will be gone at night for hours and come home in different clothes and suspiciously clean but the other won't ask any questions.

Of course, leaving out for hours at night and showing up in new clothes doesn't sound like something a faithful partner will do. But since both of you are insanely obsessed with each other, the solution is to kill whoever is taking away your beloved. So for a while both of you are unknowingly stalking the others serial killer personas

Nat, being way more experienced than you, catches you in the middle of dismembering some random person you thought Natasha was cheating on you with. Natasha is very upset. Not because being a murderer ruins that innocent little sunshine™ view she had of you — if anything your inexperience just furthers that idea in a sick way — it's because you've gotten blood all over yourself and you're doing so much heavy lifting and you're just too small and adorable to be doing all of that !!!

You're very confused when she steps right over the dead body and immediately starts trying to clean you up. Natasha goes on this long rant about how you're too pretty to be getting your hands dirty and if you needed someone dead you should've just asked because she would've happily killed someone for you. That being said, she's undeniably aroused. It ends with you two forgetting to dispose of the body and just making out in the bathroom of the guy murdered.

It takes you a long while to perfect your whistle, so you get stuck with a little toy whistle you'd win at an arcade. It's bright red and you hate it, but Nat thinks it's the cutest thing ever. After a few weeks, you do get to do your fancy little whistle and it's undeniably creepy. Sometimes you get bored and do it in broad daylight just to watch people get antsy and nervous.

Natasha is usually the one that gets off track during your little murder escapades. She's well trained and confident in her skills, she deserves to get a little handsy at times. Seeing you exhausted and covered in blood always gets her going and she can't help but ravage you.

Occasionally, you two will have to go into hiding. This usually involves tricking some idiot into taking you in for a night or two, Natasha breaking in hours later and killing them, and you two getting to play house with someone else money and groceries. It softens the two of you up a lot. You're all domestic and snuggly before finding a new town and new victim.

Despite all the murder and blood, I feel like the sex would be more of the vanilla side. Natasha prefers to coddle and spoil you during sex. If things get really rough or kinky, it's only because you asked for it. The only thing she does on her own will is carve her name into your skin but she lets you carve your name into hers

For your one year anniversary, she goes out and looks for one of your victims that got away when you originally started killing people so you can torture them together and it's really romantic and you two share dinner by candle light and corpse 🫶🏾 (you do NOT eat the body I must specify)

[limetameta]

I need tombraxas fics and your opinion on it

I'm about to go OFF under the cut so beware

If you're looking for HEALTHY tombraxas I can offer you the following:

TOM RIDDLE HATES SOCIAL MEDIA

Summary: They're in high school it's modern au, the most dramatic thing that happens is that they know Walburga Black in person, who's trying to be an influencer. This is the cutest tombraxas I've ever written and I love it so gosh dang much. They're just so soft with each other and they love each other like lovesick teenagers can. Tom is a lil repressed and scared because he's a foster kid and Abraxas is a nepo baby and that's bound to create problems, but Abraxas is just so SAFE for Tom.

TOM RIDDLE THE IT GUY

To this day I believe I've peaked with this writing and that I'll never write anything funnier. Take the Riddle era kids, age them up, and shove them in a no magic office au. I'm laughing as I'm writing this honestly every time I remember this fic I giggle.

NOW IF YOU WANT TOMBRAXAS AS KIND OF THE DRIVING FORCE FOR PLOT, BUT SEEN FROM AN OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE MAY I OFFER YOU:

KNIGHTS AND (PRINCES)SES:

Voldemort Wins the 2ND WAR AU - Ginny falls in love with Luna, but parallel to them Tombraxas is out here being divorced toxic and learning to reconcile because Luna is Voldemort's favourite student and Ginny is Abraxas' favourite student. I like this fic a lot. MAINLY because I love writing Voldemort wins fics that make Voldemort depressed.

THE ARITHMANCY FIC

Trans Harry AU. Abraxas is SICK AND TIRED OF DIVINATION. HE'S GONNA GET VOLDEMORT AND HARRY POTTER TO FUCK OFF WITH THEIR PROPHECY BULLSHIT IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES. Featuring Voldemort being very domestic with Abraxas.

NUMBERED DAYS

Every adult in Harry Potter's life has failed him as a mentor figure. Enter Abraxas Malfoy, who's like I BET I CAN SPEEDRUN my man Tom winning this war and not having him deal with Harry Potter - I'LL BECOME A PROFESSOR AT HOGWARTS! SECRET MARRIAGE TROPE, VOLDEMORT AND ABRAXAS DISS DUMBLEDORE FOR HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP LONGER THAN HIS ONE SUMMER ROMANCE ASS. Harry Potter is not harmed. Who knew that was an option???

SNAPSHOTS

This is a story of tombraxas as told through a series of moving photographs.

RUIN

The first time I ever wrote a fic with tombraxas in it (Abraxas doesn't appear, but Voldemort talks about how that peacock man can get it)

it's old 2016 writing tho so beware.

YOUNG SNAKES

Albus Dumbledore gets sorted into Slytherin and how this changes the course of his life. Tom/Abraxas are side characters but they're together and it's clearly stated in text.

TOM RIDDLE SR.

Tom Riddle Sr raises his son. His son is gay for the peacock man, but this story focuses more on the father son dynamic than on them.

SIBLINGS

Hermione time travels to the past and acts as Tom's sister. Tom is flustered by Abraxas lots in this fic and they are together.

NOW ONTO MY MORE EXPERIMENTAL WORKS THE ONE WHO BRINGS COLOUR

Voldemort dies as per canon but he winds up in a hellish world devoid of colour and his senses. As he travels farther and farther out and gains more of his senses, it isn't until he finds Abraxas that colour returns to his life. I like this fic a lot.

THE CHANGELING

Tom Marvolo Riddle (the human) is switched at birth with a fairy changeling. The Fairy AS TOM RIDDLE grows up in muggle london and goes to Hogwarts and has a liaison with Abraxas and becomes Voldemort and all that. Meanwhile Tom Riddle (the human) grows up in the Fairy world and fucks shit up for the Unseelie Queen. I like the prose in this one a lot.

AWARENESS

Voldemort and Abraxas in this fic are not endgame but they are together. Endgame for Voldemort is finally being happy and healthy. For Abraxas it's Minerva. The two of them are still very much clearly codependant on each other and very open, and they do fuck.

AND NOW!!! FOR THE CREME DE LA CREME, FOR THE OP OF ALL MY TOMBRAXAS FICS, THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE, THE MAGNUP OPUS OF MY AO3

RETIRED PROMETHEUS

FUN FACT: The very first fic Abraxas ever appears in my writing, the one that set the precedent for all the other Abraxas in my works FIRST APPEARED IN Retired Prometheus - the LONGEST TOMBRAXAS FIC WRITTEN ON FFNET AND AO3 to date. This fic has truly taught me so much about writing. These two in this fic are so deeply convoluted and yet in love with each other in a very toxis way. I adore them. I adore the messiness, the codependence, the nobody will ever love you as I love you, my love for you is monstrous, but that's fine, I'll love you with all of my monstrous being. Everything that you see in the fics listed above this one CAME as a direct influence Retired Prometheus had on me. This is the OG. This is the abyss that stared at me and had me churning out Tombraxas fics for YEARS. This is the, even though I'm a terrible human being, I deserve to be loved, too, and nobody can do it better than you, you, Hercules, who've come to rescue me from myself, from my punishment from the Gods.

[everythingdenied]

Hello! Love ur blog! Lil blurb idea - cos I’m in a similar situation - Ross helping his gf prepare for her “normal” job doing a big pitch to get a client and she’s all nervous….

hihihi bff <3 i hope whatever's going on work wise goes super well for u!!! good luck bb and endlessly proud no matter what!!! anyway's ross would literally be the cutest in this situation he is so domestic bf this is perfect!!

"Shit, Ross. I don't think I can do this" I huffed as I tripped over my words once again, frustratedly throwing the stack of papers in my hand onto the coffee table. "I think I'm just gonna call in sick or something."

From his cosy spot on the sofa, Ross shook his head, watching me with a look of concern as I anxiously paced around the living room, checking the time on my phone once more.

"No, no, no. Don't be silly. You're doing great. C'mon, you've got like...ten minutes. Just start from the beginning again, yeah?"

Ever the optimist, Ross shot me an encouraging smile, gingerly picking the papers up from the table and holding them out to me. However, I didn't so much as move, nervously chewing my bottom lip as I stared at the thick wad of paper in his hand as if they were a threat to me. "I-" My vision became blurred as I felt the familiar sting of tears tears pricking my eyes, my arms falling to my side limply. "Fuck. I can't..."

A sob wracked my body as I stood dumbly in the middle of the room, feeling my heart thump against my chest at the very prospect of today's big pitch. Taking instant notice of my upset, Ross quickly discarded the paper, brows knitting together empathetically.

"Oh, love" He crooned sweetly, invitingly holding his arms out to me. "C'mere, you..."

Without wasting so much as a second, I crawled into his embrace, settling my self on his lap as I burrowed my head into his cable-knit jumper, the familiar scent of his detergent providing me some solace. He engulfed me in a tight hug, being extra careful not to crease the blouse I'd spent so long picking out earlier this morning as I sobbed into his chest, my tears dampening his sweater.

"S-sorry..." I whimpered apologetically, voice slightly muffled. "Know I'm being stupid. It's j-just a pitch but..."

"Hey, shh." Ross cut me off, pressing a saccharine kiss to my forehead as his hand rubbed my bag comfortingly, swaddling me in his big arms like a baby. "Don't say that. Course you're not being stupid. This is a really big day for your career. S'completely fine to be scared."

My lip wobbled as I gazed up at my boyfriend through bleary eyes, wondering exactly what good deed I'd done in a past life to deserve the man before me. He smiled softly, delicately trailing the pads of his fingers up and down my spine.

"Sayin' that though; it's not worth getting yourself all worked up for, lovey. S'pecially when I know for a fact you're gonna smash it." He continued.

"But what if I...what if I completely fuck it up?" I sniffled.

Ross shook his head, dismissing such a notion as I curled up on his lap, wiping my eyes with the back of my sleeve.

"Babe...I've seen how hard you work. Have to practically drag you away from that bloody laptop of yours most nights." He scolded playfully as he pressed his finger to the tip of my nose, drawing a half hearted chuckle from my lips. "You're not gonna fuck it up. I promise."

"A-are you sure?"

Ross nodded his head confidently, tilting my head upwards to tenderly kiss the salty tears beading my lips.

"I'm sure" He hummed. "You're gonna walk in there, looking all sexy and business-y in your suit, and you're gonna blow their fuckin' socks off. Pinky promise."

He held his pinky finger out to me, which was comically larger than my own, and wrapped it around mine, unable to hide the smile creeping onto his face as I let out a soft giggle, sniffing back the last of my tears.

"There' we go. There's that gorgeous smile." Ross chuckled teasingly, giving me one last peck as he tapped my hip. "Now Let's get you all cleaned up and then I'll drive you to work, yeah? Even stop at starbucks on the way if you want. Sound like a plan?"

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

Any guesses what toyota this is? It's the cutest little van I've ever done seen.

that’s a HiAce! 2nd generation, 1977-1982!

it’s JDM (japanese domestic market) and i would love to import one some day. the 90s and early 2000s HiAces are getting popular in the states since you can import them now but i remember when i briefly got obsessed with JDM vans i saw pictures of some of these 70s and 80s HiAces and fell in love

you should also check out the first couple generations of mitsubishi delica, also an adorable JDM van!

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Our new family member finally hatched! The poochyena egg produced by team calm and surrendered to the ranger union hatched into the cutest lil potato of a puppy I ever did see.

She has some curl to her fur, and from what I've seen that pretty common for these ""ultra domestic"" pokemon. She seems to be docile by nature, again common for a team calm 'mon.

The concerning thing isnt her fur or her nature though, but the way she acts is just... unsettling. It's like she's just a little doll to be played with. She does what she's told, she sits quietly and politely, she will play with Michael if he initiates play with her, but she hardly plays on her own and when she does she doesn't even bite anything. Which is like! Their whole thing!

Idk, it's just upsetting to me how little agency she seems to have. She obviously wouldn't survive in the wild, but she also wouldn't be able to defend herself from a shitty trainer. Her whole behaviour is just so wrong for her species and typing. It...reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Hopefully with some training and regular playtime with Michael she'll start to develop a personality separate from whatever team calm did to her genetic code. In the meantime tho, I guess we gotta come up with a name!

Hmu if you gotta some puppy names locked and loaded.

[sleepystede]

Hear me out: I've been feeling glum and needed something light and today I was watching the season two opener and I just... decided that because canonically:

Stede says "fart"

Then, it must also be true that:

Ed says "toot"

You can't tell me this scene wouldn't be the cutest thing you've ever seen if it went like this:

*just a little squeaker*

I want Ed and Stede, in their sweetest domestic bliss, to get in a little spat around the proper term: fart vs. toot. Both are so confident and unyielding.

It's stupid. It's amazing. And it made me giggle like a madman today and that's what I needed.

Let this live in your head just as it's in mine 💨

[jobrookekarev]

All Dressed Up Chapter Two

Chapter: Two of two.

Words: 2,466

Summary: The karev’s pick out their costumes and go trick-or-treating at the hospital. 

Fandom: Grey’s Anatomy.

Relationship: Alex Karev/Jo Wilson

Characters: Alex Karev, Jo Wilson, Cormac Hayes, Richard Webber, Levi Schmitt, Luna Wilson, Helena Karev, Edith Karev.

Rating: General Audiences.

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Family, Love, One Shot, Holidays, Domestic, Children, Cute, Halloween, Costumes, Trick-or-treating, Family fun.

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Alex was rushing through the last of his paperwork as he tried to get out of the office in time to go trick or treating with the girls. He still had half of this consultations paperwork and surgery dictations to do. Thus he hastily typed it up as fast as he could. If it wasn't due tonight he wouldn't have done it for tomorrow, but he needed to send this to an oncologist in Hawaii. Therefore it had to be done before 6:00 pm tonight, if he wanted them to respond and he could still have the time to submit it all by midnight, so they could get the funding. 

Their leave was up a week ago and he had gone back to work part time as they eased back into it. Jo was still on leave for another two weeks and the girls were back in daycare part time while he was working. Alex was excited to get back to work as he missed it, he missed surgery and medicine. Jo had missed it too, but she struggled with the idea of putting Edith in daycare. Jo wasn't ready to be away from her just yet. They agreed that Jo would be on leave for another two weeks and then would go back part-time as well. They were lucky that they were able to not only afford it but be allowed it.

He was just finishing up the last paragraph and filling out all the little boxes, making sure that the forms were ready to send off when he heard a knock on his door. Alex groaned if he was an intern with a page or a nurse with a patient he would kill them. He quickly got up and went over to the door swinging it open ready to yell at whoever was there, but instead he was greeted with one tiny pink dinosaur, one white and rainbow unicorn, Ellie Sattler park ranger, and one even tinier baby dinosaur. 

“Tik or tee, daddy,” the girls said as they held up their bags.

“Well aren't you the cutest trick or treaters I’ve ever seen,” Alex said leaning down and hugging them both kissing her cheeks. “I don't think I've seen a prettier dinosaur or a unicorn.” He said looking at them 

‘I have a tutu,’ Luna signed as she showed it off to him, and did a little twirl. 

‘I see, you look beautiful,’ Alex signed to her with a smile as he looked over at Helena. “No hearing aids?”

“Yeah, she had taken them off at daycare,” Jo said with a shrug. 

“Alright,” Alex nodded as he looked down at Helena. “And is this a scary dinosaur?”

“Roar,” Helena said, coming at him with her claws and teeth. 

“Helena Karev, don't bite your dad,” Jo said, grabbing Helena's hand and pulling her back as she leaned in to actually bite him and Jo shoved a circle teether into her mouth. “She already bit two other kids today.”

Jo waved the report slips at him as he frowned and looked down at Helena as she chewed on the teather. “Two?”

“Two,” Jo said again, shaking her head. “This kid.”

“Yeah, let's leave the biting to real dinosaurs,” Alex said, bopping her nose as she giggled and he shook his head.

“Are you ready to go trick or treating?” Jo asked, holding up his costume.

“Almost, it's just going to take me about another five minutes to get this paperwork submitted,” Alex said as he invited them into the office.

“That's fine, I need to feed the baby anyway,” Jo said as she pushed the stroller into his office and went to sit down on the couch. 

The girls followed immediately going to the couch where he had a couple of kids books and toys. Helena hopped up with him to play with the models on his desk. She particularly liked the Newton's cradle and started it as she sat on his desk and watched it go back and forth. Jo settled Edith as she struggled with her costume and ended up taking off her top to feed her. 

‘Mama I fed my baby,’ Luna signed as she sat next to Jo with her baby doll and fed them a bottle. 

Alex smiled as he turned away from her and went back to his paperwork, giving Helena a highlighter and a piece of paper to scribble on. Alex finally got it all submitted and Jo dutifully handed him his costume. He quickly hung up his scrub coat and changed out of his scrubs.

“How is this supposed to go?” Alex said, looking at the pants as he held them up. 

“It's that way around,” Jo said, gesturing for him to turn them around. 

“You got me a scarf, really Jo?” Alex asked, holding up the small red scarf.

“They’re not that bad,” Jo said with a smile. “Besides, I think you’d look hot.”

Alex rolled his eyes as he pulled on the blue button up shirt and pocket purses for his belt. He went to the bathroom grabbing a little bit of hair gel before going back to Jo and letting her style his hair and tie the scarf around his neck.

“How do I look?” Alex asked, looking over at her and the girls.

“You look good,” Jo said, her eyes going up and down his body as she smirked. “You'll definitely have to keep that outfit on tonight.”

“Daddy pretty,” Luna said as she smiled and walked up to him, also singing ‘beautiful.’

“Thank you baby,” Alex beamed for her as he picked her up and kissed her cheeks.

Jo said as she smiled at him burping Edith as she held her on her lap with a burp rag on her knee. She was massaging her back in between patting her and soon enough Edith let out a large burp and then spit up onto the towel. 

“I definitely don't miss this stage,” Jo said as she groaned as she stared down at the spit up in her lap.

“I don’t mind it,” Alex said as he picked up the rag and wiped Edith’s chin, Jo let him take her as he smiled at his baby girl.

“Are you desensitized after years of intern grunt work?” Jo guessed with a smile.

“Pretty much,” Alex said as he got Edith settled in one arm and put the rag in a plastic diaper bag before he tossed it on the table. “We can leave it in here and pick it up when we come back tonight.” 

“You both know we're going to forget about it,” Jo said, tossing it into the back of the stroller instead. 

“Yeah and I don't want my office smelling like spit up,” Alex said as he made a face and Edith smiled at him. “Alright, are we ready to go get some candy?”

“Yeah ready to go trick or treating?” Jo said looking over at the girls as she caught Luna’s attention and signed. ‘trick or treat’

“Candy,” Luna signed back as she picked up her bag. 

Then the Karev’s were off. All of the hallways on the pediatric floor were decorated per Hayes and Alex direction. Then they followed the crowds of other kids as they all trick or treat at the nurses stations and other stops that had been set up. The girls loved the act of trick or treating as much as they loved getting candy. Before he knew it they each had a chocolate mustache around their face despite Jo initially saying they could only eat it after dinner. Alex indulged them and soon enough even Jo had a sucker.

“Well, aren't you the cutest family I've ever seen,” Hayes said as they stopped by the desk and he quickly pulled out his phone to take a picture of them.

“Yeah Uncle Hayes I bite you,”

“Oh no don't bite me,” Hayes said as he quickly ran behind the desk to hide. 

“Helena,” Jo yelled as she quickly grabbed her. “Do not bite him.”

“Mama I pra’tended bite,” Helena said, pretending to gently bite the air by Jo's arm. 

“Okay only pretend though,” Jo said as she let go of Helena and she ran up to Hayes and grabbed him with her paws and pretended to bite him. 

“Oh no, I've been bitten by a dinosaur, nurses help,” Hayes said as he pretended to faint into his chair and the nurses around them laughed.

“Help you,” Luna said, coming over and kissing the air by where Helena had bit him.

“I've been saved by the prettiest unicorn. Thank you Luna,” Hayes said as he wrapped his arms around them both in a hug. Then Hayes pulled out two handfuls of candy from his pockets and put it in the girl's bags. “Happy Halloween girls.” 

“Thank you,” they both said as they looked at the candy in their bags.

“That's a lot of candy,” Jo said although she didn't necessarily complain. 

“It's Halloween you only get so many of these before they’re off to parties or trick or treating with their friends.”

“Is that where the boys are tonight?”

“Yeah but we're going to pick them up and watch spooky movies at Meredith's tonight if you guys want to join?” 

“Thanks for the offer, but we've got a movie marathon out of our own at home, plus we can't be out too late because of Reese's,” Alex said with a little shrug.

“Oh yeah I bought an outfit for him too,” Jo said with a smile as she pulled out her phone and showed off a picture of the black lab in a dinosaur suit. 

“Of course you did,” Hayes said with a shake of his head.

“He loved it,” Jo insisted, putting her phone away. 

“Mama candy!” Helena said, pointing to the nurses handing out more candy down the hall. 

“Okay,” Jo said is she waved pushing the stroller around and 

“Before you go I have something for the littlest dinosaur,” Hayes said, going up to the stroller Alex was pushing as he pulled back the blanket and gave Edith a little rattle.

“Thanks I think she likes it,” Alex said as Edith grabbed it with uncoordinated fingers before pulling it into her mouth.

“No, problem, have fun,” Hayes said, patting Alex's shoulder as he went to catch up with Jo and the girls. 

They walked around the hospital for a little bit more, hitting all of the levels and center and saying all of their aunts and uncles, some of whom were trick or treating with their kids too. Of course Luna insisted on being with Scout as they held hands and the two of them trick or treated together for a while. They were currently visiting with Uncle Weber who was sitting with them in the lobby of the general hospital wing. He was showing Helena and Luna the different types of candy he had in the bowl and took a sour patch kid and gave one to each girl. 

Luna popped it in her mouth but the second you tasted the sourness she spit it out and wiped her touch on her sleeve and signed no. “Yucky!”

Alex sighed as he quickly cleaned up the candy she had spit out. However as he looked over at Helena as she was happily chewing on the candy. “Yum.” 

“That’s alright Luna here try one of these,” Weber said as he handed her a Kit Kat.

“Okay we should probably head home for the night,” Jo said as she came back from the bathroom having changed Edith's diaper. She had the baby on her shoulder and was patting her back as Edith fussed. She was probably ready to be put down for the night.

“Alright girls say goodbye to Uncle Weber and let's get going,” Alex said, taking the brakes off the stroller. 

“Bye Uncle Webber,” both of the girls said as they hugged him.

“Bye girls have a good night,” Webber said as he slipped a little bit more candy into the girl's bags.

“Well what did you girls think? Did you have a good time trick or treating?” Jo asked as Alex signed to Luna as he pushed the stroller and they both nodded . 

‘Where’s Uncle Levi?’ Luna looked around with a frown. He was her favorite of all the aunts and uncles they had, much to Link’s disappointment. 

“I'm sure he's around here somewhere but he's working tonight,” Alex said with a frown as he signed to her as well.

“Let's check with the nurses, though,” Jo said as she walked over to the nurses station. “Hey Ginger, where is Dr. Schmidt tonight?”

“He’s in surgery doing a liver reception. He might be out by now though?” Ginger said looking over at Luna with a hopeful smile.

“That's all right thanks Ginger,” Jo said as she nodded and looked back at Luna with a small smile as she signed to her. “Sorry Luna, you can see him tomorrow.”

“Maybe we can video call him tonight?” Alex said as he pushed a stroller back and forth. 

‘No Uncle Levi now,’ Luna signed as she nearly cried.

‘Why don’t you two go down to the OR floor and see if we can find him?’ Jo leaned down to console her and Luna nodded.

“Helena, do you want to go or stay here with me and Edith?” Alex asked her. 

“Daddy,” Helena said, reaching her arms up for him, she was already quite tired and Alex could tell that she would be passed out on his shoulder as he picked her up. 

Jo and Luna walked up to the OR floor and Jo looked over at the board and signed to her. ‘Levi’s in surgery.’

‘I see Uncle Levi,’ Luna insisted with a frown.

“What’s wrong Dr. Karev?” One of the interns asked as Jo looked back to see who had spoken.

“Oh, Luna wants to see Levi,” Jo explained as Luna pouted further.

“You could probably pop up to the OR gallery with her,” Adams offered as Jo gave him a strange look.

“I'm not taking my two and a half year old to view a surgery,” Jo said looking at him as Adams just stared at her while Griffin slapped him over the side of the head. 

“Right, sorry,” Adams said, rubbing the back of his head. 

Jo prepared herself as she looked back at Luna, who had big blue eyes full of tears. Then the doors opened and they looked up to see Levi walk in. He had a smile on his face that grew even bigger when he spotted Luna. 

‘My girl!’ Levi signed as Luna spotted him and lit up as her tears disappeared and she ran for him. 

She jumped into his arms and Levi held her up before he hugged her and signed to her.  He was trying to learn sign language to always be able to talk to her. ‘You are a beautiful…’ “I don’t know how to sign Unicorn.”

“It’s this,” Jo said to him as she a. Signed unicorn. “It was a new one for us as well.”

‘You trick or treat?’ Levi signed to her as Luna nodded.  

‘Candy blue,’ Luna signed as she stuck out her tongue to show off her blue tongue. 

“She loved the blue sugar sticks,” Jo explained with a smile.

“Oh yeah I can see that,” Levi said with a laugh.

‘You want candy?’ Levi signed to her as Luna lit up.

‘Yes,’ Luna said as she nearly jumped in his arms.

They walked to the attending lounge and Levi carried Luna the entire way. Levi talked and Jo translated to Luna about the kind of surgery he was doing before they reached the lounge. Levi got into his cubby as he pulled out the candy. They were a giant launchable gummy candy, one set was a pizza and the other was a hamburger set. 

‘Which one,’ Levi offered her as she grabbed the pizza set.

‘Pizza’ Luna signed as she reached for it, when it came to Pizza she was 100% Alex's girl. 

“Alright then we'll save this one for your sister,” Levi said as he handed it to Jo. 

They walked out to the lounge and found Alex pushing the stroller with Helena on his shoulder. He paced and rocked it back and forth, spinning the toys that he hung above the stroller and making a twinkling sort of sound as he talked with Edith.

‘Pizza Daddy,’ Luna signed to him as she showed him the gummies. 

“Wow that's something special, did you think Uncle Levi,” Alex said as his hands were too full to sign as he still held Helena so Jo signed it to her.

‘Thank you Uncle Levi,’ Luna said as she switched to talking and turned around to give him a big hug. 

‘Of course, Luna, you know I do anything for you,’ Levi said, kissing her cheek as Jo smiled.

“She's got you wrapped around her little finger,” Jo said as she lightly pushed Levi. 

“Of course she does,” Levi said with a smile. “But that's how I like it.” 

‘Okay, let's go home little Moon, sign goodbye to Uncle Levi,’ Jo sighed as she reached out to take her from Levi. 

‘Goodbye,’ Luna signed as she gave him a hug before she went to Jo and they all headed home. 

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Alex caught Jo looking out the window as they drove home. She had been quiet as had the rest of the girls as Edith and Helena were sleeping in the back seat and Luna was quietly eating her gummy pizza. 

“What are you thinking about?” Alex's asking, catching her eye before he looked back to the road. 

“Oh not much just thinking about the night. I didn't want it to end,” Jo said with a little smile.

“Yeah well it'll be here next year,” Alex said as he tried to reassure her.

“Yeah but we only have sixteen more Halloweens with them, and they’re not going to want to hang out with their parents on Halloween when they are teenagers. So that makes the number even less,” Jo lamented with a sigh.

“Well you don't have to think of it like that,” Alex said with a depressing frown. “Well then we’ll just have to have a little anniversary halloween to ourselves. And when they have kids we can go trick or treating with all of them, assuming they have kids.” 

“Have you seen the way Luna adores her baby dolls? Jo said, noting the one she was holding tonight that was currently in its own car seat at Luna's feet. “We're probably going to get at least one grandkid from her and Scout.”

“She doesn’t have to marry Scout,” Alex groaned with a scowl that made Jo laugh. “Besides, yesterday she put her baby doll into the toy oven because it was crying too much.”

“Yeah, I think she's still getting used to her baby sister,” Jo said with a little laugh as they pulled into the driveway. 

‘Mommy I tired,’ Luna signed, holding up her arms as Jo unbuckled her from her car seat.

‘Okay baby, let's go inside,’ Jo signed before she picked her up and Luna laid her head on her shoulder. 

Jo put her down to bed and Luna didn't even have energy to ask for a story. Alex laid Helena down in her bed not even bothering to take her costume off before he kissed her good night.  

The two of them retreated back downstairs to the living room and Jo checked on the monitor to see that they were still passed out. Alex put a sleeping Edith in the bassinet that they had in a little corner of the living room. It had become a downstairs nursery as they refer to it, which had a changing station, a pumping station for Jo, and everything. 

“Well what do you say to watching a movie with me?” Alex asked coming up behind her to wrap his arms around her. 

“Sounds good to me,” Jo said as she smiled and leaned into him. 

They curled up on the couch together and put on Hocus Pocus which they had already watched one this year with the girls but still put it on. Edith got up a quarter of the way through and joined them on the couch. Although she was fussy and Jo suspected that she had some gas as she rubbed her tummy and stretched out her legs. 

“I think you just farted on me,” Jo said she picked Edith up.

“She did a little more than that,” Alex said, watching the greenish stain spread out on the leg of Edith's onesie.

“Damn it, it's the third time this week kiddo,” Jo said as she held Edith out in front of her as she got up.

“We might have to go up a size in diapers.” 

“Seriously no more size one diapers,” Jo said as she almost cried as she laid Edith down on the changing table. “It’s bad enough that she never fit in the newborn diapers.” 

“It'll be okay,” Alex said, coming over and grabbing the pack of diapers from the basket. “I already bought some last week.”

“I guess,” Jo said, with a pout as she took one of the new diapers from him. 

“I don't know if this one is worth saving,” Alex said as Jo stripped the onesie off of Edith, seeing that the stain went all the way down her leg and up the back.

“Yeah just toss it,” Jo said with a shrug. “It's not like when the girls were little and we were trying to save them.” 

“I think this little nakey baby needs a bath,” Alex said as he came back to her and saw the full mess.

Jo sighed as she held the first wipe, “I think you're right, can you move the dishes from the sink and clean it out while I try and get as much as I can?”

“Already on it,” Alex said as she heard the dishes clanging behind her.

“So this is how we end our Halloween, hu kiddo,” Jo said, staring down at Edith as she smiled and waved her arms. “Yeah, that sounds about right, Happy Halloween baby girl.”

[yang101]

CAT

Cats are the cutest animals I've ever seen in my life. Cat is a small carnivorous domestic species. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family. Cats are commonly kept as house pets but can also be farm cats or feral cats; the feral cat ranges freely and avoids human contact. Domestic cats are valued by humans for their companionship and their ability to kill rodents.

Cats are also funny.

Cats can be also scary.

sometimes aggresive, clingy, noisy, hyper, etc.

What is so special about cats?

Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don't taste sweetness. Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than humans.

That's all thank you

ANTONIO :)

[aemoonie]

dating enhypen (hyung line) ✰

some of the boys were born on days where the moon signs changed, but i'll proceed with the sign i find most fitting for now !! mlist. g: fluff cw: food mention, light swearing. unhinged simping for heeseung hehe

✰ HEESEUNG

the softest boyfie

a fair warning right here i'm gonna try to hold myself back but i won't promise anything

though he is someone who is kinda difficult to read

i feel like he'd be such a soft bf and would have the most obvious soft spot for his s/o too

and with his Sun and Mercury in Libra, he's definitely romantic

he may idealize or romanticize things and people sometimes, but he'd just really like the idea of love a lot

would definitely like to talk to his s/o a lot

i feel like he's the type of guy who enjoys people who have something reliable but witty about them

like he would enjoy being able to have fun and comfortable conversations right away

since i think his Moon is in Virgo

he'd tend to overthink a lot and overanalyze his every move and yours as well (but mostly just in the beginning)

but having some things in common or topics to talk about would him feel more comfortable and interested

his Venus would also be in Virgo (don't get me started on the Moon-Venus conjunction, one of my favorite aspects </3)

meaning he might be quite hesitant in love and might feel shy when developing a crush

but since he also has an Air Sun and Mercury, i think he'd be a bit between wanting to talk to you and holding himself back bc he's nervous hehe

don't get me wrong he WANTS to appear cool and collected and all

esp with his Mars in Capricorn y'all

but his nerves idk, he'd be adorably shy (imo)

would probably like to start out as friends first, just bc it makes it easier to get comfortable with each other

and then boom he starts being flirty out of nowhere wth

where did this come from

no one knows but lets gaur heeseung

like i've seen so many edits of him being this and that type of bf

and they probably are all right, so i'm gonna say it here first: one of his love language would be physical touch. okay. there i said it.

(seriously those edits are killing me can someone stop me)

Earth Venuses are generally pretty committed though, so you wouldn't have to worry about him losing interest much

also he'd do the weirdest things out of nowhere and it would be the cutest thing

probably likes to tease you (lovingly) once you two are comfortable and all

and since everyone on this site is pushing this so hard, yes, he'd make you playlists <3 day and night he'd spend making them hehe

would also totally play with your hair when you cuddle are you kidding me

cuddle sessions would be the best with him (this is confirmed, i have no sources just trust me)

so i feel like he'd be so domestic??!! anyone ?? like y'all could just vibe at home all day !!?? and it's fun and adorable and just comfy (introvert thingz)

would also be someone who listens so well and plays with your hands while you're talking or smth (i'm killing myself here)

i should stop here probably

well just know that heeseung would be such a adorable bf and i would kill for someone like him soooo

yeah heeseung for president lol

✰ JAY

make way, the Taurus stellium is coming through

can we just take a moment to appreciate the taurus energy here though?? bc there isn't that much of this in the kpop industry and i think it's the biggest crime ever

SO moving on

he has his Sun, Mercury and Venus in Taurus!

and as a Venus-ruled sign, this would indicate that Jay is a pretty romantic and sweet bf!!

he'd be the type that basically just moves in with you right away, like with space in the drawer and everything (after like a month lol)

i also take him for a pretty domestic type of guy

like he'd have no problem going somewhere with you for dates, but he can also make indoor dates super fun and comfy

he probably would love cooking for you or sharing food with you, since i noticed that's lowkey Taurus placement's love language hehe (my cancer ass loves that <3)

I personally think he has a Leo Moon, which is also a pretty romantic placement

he'd probably try to impress you in the beginning, and probably through his outfits or his skills otherwise (but since he has sm Taurus, i think he takes pride in his fashion and esp in his luxury items)

and with his Mars being in Gemini, i actually think he wouldn't have much problem going up to his crush and talking to them

i think he'd be a pretty chill bf, just happy to hang out with you or talk with you throughout the day

would definitely love to get you gifts and since he has amazing taste, that would be an honor to receive

would probably not be able to hide a giddy grin when you allow him to dress you

and you would look so good together i mean --

definitely teases you. mercilessly. not as cruelly as some others here on this list but he'd just like to poke fun at you

like imitating you or copying your expression

i actually can imagine him imitating your pouty expression while you whine about something and at first he did it intentionally to mock you and then it just stays on his face until he's done listening to you heh

who's the fool now

ALSO something that i've thought about him (and have witnessed before):: he'd totally stare at you to make you flustered. making you flustered is his number one ego boost change my mind

like he stares at the members when they talk and then he smiles when they start to smile bc they're embarrassed yeah that's cute and that's what he'd do to his s/o too

can you tell he's my bias wrecker bc he is hehe

would be a great listener and give you good advice !! and would probably remember so many names you throw around like how--

his Taurus placements just give him a really grounded and reliable energy idk

would probably make a good bf idk what to tell you bestie

like he'd just be so chill and comfortable but he'd still care sm :( <3

pls protect this man and make him stop being such good bf material

✰ JAKE

he is so adorable :(

like he's so kind-hearted? how do we deserve him :/

he's also a Scorpio Stellium hello

has his Sun, Mercury, and Venus in Scorpio

which means he feels deeply and loves hard

his emotions are intense and he'd probably know right away when he likes someone

he'd want to know every little thing about his s/o and is a true ride or die !!

and he'd expect the same in return!

now for his Moon, he is really the only one in this lineup where i have a hard time making a decision between Aries and Pisces Moon

i personally would lean more to Aries, but i wouldn't be shocked if he turned out to be a Pisces Moon after all

he is just so nice and forthcoming to the members and strikes me as someone who is really intuitive and values peace and a good atmosphere in the group

but this could also be his Libra Mars being in the forefront??!! and with an Aries Moon his Moon would be Mars-ruled so this could also indicate why i get these vibes from him (and also is part of the reason why i think Aries is more likely as his Moon sign)

so yeah, i don't exclude the Pisces Moon but i see Aries a tad more!!

and with an Aries Moon i think he'd be pretty protective and maybe a tad possessive over the people he loves! (as if he wouldn't be already as a Scorpio Stellium but MoViNg On)

he likes to be playful and have fun but don't underestimate his ability to be a hard feeler :(

his Mars in Libra makes him someone diplomatic and charming

he likes harmony as i said and wants balance in his relationships

would definitely not like conflicts and would find sneaky ways around them

and fr who would ever be mad at jake i mean--

i don't think he's the type to beat around the bush much when it comes to confessing to someone tbh!

he could be nervous sure, but as i said, once he knows, he knows y'all ;)

would probably be the type to stare i mean observe you from across the room

Scorpio placements just love looking at their partners, don't ask me why :') (but how could he not ??)

would loooove spending time with you and i definitely think it's (one of) his love languages!!

like he wouldn't care much about what exactly you two would do, but as long as you're next to him he's :] content :]

he'd be the type of bf to be like "idk you choose" if you ever ask him anything about where to go for a date, or where to eat. bc mans truly does not care <3

like he said he wanted tteokbokki but he actually didn't? red flag (/j!!!)

but like seriously he'd just wanna be with you as much as he can bc he loves it sm <//3

the members would be wondering why he wouldn't just move out lol

he'd also would kinda drop everything if you'd call

like it wouldn't even be an emergency or you'd just want to ask him something and he'd be like "i'll be there in five" like ok sir calm down,,we love the spirit tho

would buy tampons and pads if he has to ladies and bleeding friends !!

so he's a keeper !

✰ SUNGHOON

i present to you: the man with the most duality in a chart (in this lineup)

idk why he screams sm boyfriend material on the daily but he simply does

it's in his veins. he is born to be a boyfriend. i said what i said.

SO his Sun and Mercury are in Sagittarius

which means he'd like to have a good time with his s/o

humor is important to him and i don't think he'd like someone who is always negative about things

Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, which represents optimism and expansion, so this is something you will find prominent in people with these placements!

Sags are still fire signs tho, so he can be pretty passionate as well! i personally don't think all Sagittarius are as flighty as people want to make you believe but like

be careful if you encounter a Sagittarius man irl i'm just saying sdkjwrfhw

okay moving on from THAT

he has an Aquarius Moon, which means communication is important to him!

Sagittarius and Aquarius are both really idealistic signs that often have clear cut morals, so i think he'd like someone who has similar ones to him

he'd value having something like a friendship with his partner as well as a romantic relationship since he has a Water Venus

but his Moon would indicate that he just needs that communication aspect to feel 100% comfortable

so we will adress it now. the teasing.

he will tease you sm. i mean SM. but like he means it in the most loving way possible.

it's similar to how he teases Sunoo but with you it would be about different things ya know

so he has his Venus and Mars in Scorpio !!

which is what i said about duality !!

he will know when he's crushing on someone, bc he'd fall hard when he does like someone

like i said with Jake, Scorpio placements love to stare observe their crushes and partners!!

i can totally see him just randomly catching your eyes from across the room and in the beginning he'd feel kinda shy about it but when you'd have been together for a while he'd wiggle his eyebrows and accuse you of not being able to resist his good looks

and well

did he lie? did he LIE??

as a Scorpio Venus he'd also feel heavily and intensely, and may be prone to jealousy

and his Scorpio Mars honestly does not really help the care but hey!! we all got our good and bad sites amirite

he just knows what he wants and he isn't really ready to share or let go of it if he doesn't want to lol

and with his Sagittarius Mercury i think he'd be pretty blunt about it too ngl

even though he is a quiet guy, i don't think he'd be afraid to stand up for you or himself at all

if him side-eyeing the people that'd try to hit on you wasn't enough, he'd find a good way to end the situation quickly

personally i also feel like once you've guys confessed to each other he'd be the most nonchalant about it

just drops "yeah it's bc i love you" out of nowhere and you're like ??!! okay

he'd definitely the bf who'd keep you on your toes let's say it like that

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[come-see-our-show]

Things I Found Noteable in the ITH Movie (ft. spoilers)

Anthony COMPLETELY made Usnavi his own! Ok king I see you!

The pothole being a record?

I was lowkey expecting we'd be queerbaited but thank GOD we weren't

Dani and Carla just,,,, being domestic,,, Carla on Dani's lap at the pool,,, slow dancing in the apartment,,, good for them ❤️

Usnavi and Kevin's shared hand move on "Are we gonna eat!" ....uncle/nephew rights

The camera work! The editing!! The colors!!! The choreography!!!! Everything is so electric!!!!!

"Why is the fandom so obsessed with Sonny?" *watches the movie* "Oh..."

The title cards with the temperatures

Vansnavi being the main couple instead of Benina actually worked really well! I was a bit sad we saw less of Nina, but Vanessa being developed as well as her relationship with Usnavi made up for it.

I'm so glad we know exactly why Vanessa wants to go downtown! Sis has a plan

Nina's hair getting more and more curly

Leslie Grace's take on Nina was very different than the ones I've seen before but I loved it!!!

lol the Hamilton reference

Piraguero JOMPED on that truck

Also... Lin isn't that bad of a singer. Fuckin chill

My brother thinks he was like a Sephardic Tevye and I agree tbh

The dialogue feels so organic and real, especially with Usnavi and Vanessa in the kitchen

My heart kinda broke when Nina revealed she got searched

All of these moments of everyone just being a family,,, Claudia watching them and dying peacefully because she doesn't need to take care of them anymore, not when they all have each other

Paciencia y Fe as Claudia's journey to death

It's such a quick moment but Claudia being robbed in the middle of her solo 😤 sir pls give the lady her purse back

Also she looked so scared when they were yelling at her to clean up 😭

Sonny having a backstory, with his deadbeat dead and being undocumented

It also gives Nina more of a motive to go back to school

Benina dancing on the building gave me a mini heart attack

Vanessa and Usnavi being former classmates

The beach transitioning into the bodega!!

Vanessa and Unsavi and their daughter being the cutest family ever???

This was so fucking good I'm losing my mind

[neuroprincess]

Home - Alex Blake/Female Reader

Alex Blake (Miller)/Female Reader

Summary: Alex finally returns home after one week.

Classification: Domestic fluff

Warnings: Sad conversation; in this imagine Alex uses her birth name and Ethan is alive, fuck, I hate the arc

Word count: +1200

Unrevised

  Since Alex joined the BAU a few months ago, she and her wife have entered a new routine which a phone call in the middle of dinner is never a good sign and forensic topics have become the conversation in bed before falling asleep, Y/N was so proud that she finally got the job opportunity that was taken away from her years ago by a sneaky political act by Strauss. Part of this new routine consists of spending their nights away from each other for interstate and some longer trips, like the last case that left the agent away from home for a week, in fact it was two cases in a row which they worked near exhaustion. Now, after 8 days, 10 hours and 25 minutes, Alex is finally home. She opens the door as quietly as possible and sighs when the bunch of keys falls to the foyer floor causing a bang in contrast to the silent house, the lights on the second floor were turned on quickly and Alex grinned from ear to ear as she came across her sleepy wife at the top, wearing an old college t-shirt of Alex's as pajamas. The woman climbed the steps in seconds and stopped in front of Y/N, taking her lips in a tender and longing kiss. They lost themselves in the gesture and when the air became necessary the kiss broke into smiles and tearful eyes.

- I missed you. - Alex whispered and wrapped her arms around the wife, letting her head rest on the curve of Y/N's neck and smelled her own perfume on the clothes.

- I missed you more.

- I bet you didn't. - the linguist caressed her lower back and left a chaste kiss on forehead - You look good in my clothes.

- When I wear it, reminds me of you. Helps me sleep.

- My perfume too? - she receives only an embarrassed nod in reply - No need to feel embarrassed, my love. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. Besides my beautiful and amazing wife, Y/N Miller.

- But she is not as beautiful and amazing as my wonderful wife, Alexandra Miller. - Y/N quickly fought back and stole a kiss from Alex - Now let's get ready for bed, you need to rest.

  Y/N prepared the tub with warm water and separated a pair of pajamas for Alex, who quickly put herself in the water, feeling relaxed for the first time in one week, all the muscles in her body aching after an annoying chase and a full mind after two cases in a row, both touching and delicate cases. She is exhausted and only realized it after arriving home. The weight of everything she has been through falling on her shoulders.

- Do you want some tea, my love? - Alex denied it and sighed, turning her face to find Y/N staring at her with a look of concern - Was it a difficult case? Do you want to talk about this? - the linguist nodded positively, but still not knowing how to start talking, waiting for her wife to lead the conversation so she wouldn't have to do that - Did it involve children?

- Yes, he killed three children. - she whispered and felt a lump form in her throat, the burning sensation taking over face as she tried to hold back the tears that had accumulated since the jet landed - When we got to the shed... the child was already... he cut the boy's throat and I...

- And you remembered Ethan. - Y/N completed, the two were silent, enjoying each other's company and she wrapped her arms around her wife trying to give Alex a sense of security - But wasn't him, other boys are safe because you trapped that monster.

- But there will be more of them. - Alex says, discouraged.

- And you will be there to stop them. Some might get away, but others will pay for the rest of their lives for all the evil and pain and suffering they caused, because you are there protecting people. Me and Ethan too. - Y/N laid her head on her wife's head, a gesture of complicity and affection - And I couldn't be prouder of you, look how far you've come in spite of all the damage Strauss has caused and how far you can go yet. You are strong, but it's okay to cry sometimes and I am here for when things get too heavy, I am your friend, companion and wife, we are a team and we will always support each other. -at the end of the sentence the tears run down Alex's face and her eyes show fragility and admiration -I love you.

- I love you. - and they exchanged one more kiss, tender and calm, before Alex left the bathtub.

  She quickly gets ready for bed, in a few minutes is sitting up in bed finishing filling out a crossword puzzle from the paper delivered in the morning while Y/N dries her hair with towel and blow dryer, an intimate and sweet moment before bed. Alex quickly fills in all the spaces and leaves the paper on the nightstand, satisfied that she can devote some time to her hobby despite the difficult week . Soon the hair is dry and both are ready to lie down and rest. The linguist settled down on the side of the bed where she belongs, turned off the lamp, and waited for her wife to do the same before extending her arms, calling her to step into the gap, which Y/N did, hugging Alex gently. They stood facing each other, staring at each other for a few seconds before closing their eyes, but still reluctant to give in to exhaustion.

- You're wonderful, you know that? - Alex whispers, her breath warm against Y/N's neck.

- Alexandra, you'd better go to sleep. - she scolded but smiled, shivering at the close contact and feeling of closeness she missed so much - But you're more wonderful, I love you so much. - and before the older woman could answer the bedroom door had been opened, a tiny body shading the dim hallway light that illuminated the room.

- Mommy? Mama is here? - the little boy asks and approaches to confirm that the noises he heard were not just figments of his imagination and best dreams, when Alex is home with them - Mama! - he almost screams and walks to the foot of the high bed, climbing in the best way an 8-year-old could.

- Hello, big boy. I missed you so much. - she kissed his temple and broke away from Y/N, letting the kid stand between them, coming back to hug her again with Ethan in between - Did you take care of mommy while I was gone?

- Always! But a woman said that mommy is pretty when we went for ice cream in the park.

- We'll talk about it tomorrow, you did a good job. Now let's go to sleep, honey. - the boy smiled and closed his eyes, trying to go back to sleep. Alex admired him for a few minutes, feeling at peace and happy to be home, with the two loves of her life in arms and safe. A soft snore snapped her out of her trance and she wanted to laugh at the scene in front of her, Y/N and Ethan with their mouths hanging open, snoring softly. Feeling that they are her home, everything she needs, the encouragement and the strength she has to do what she does- And I love you both very much.