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eexhausted · 11 months

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you can tell who’s really winning loki s2 bc lokius fans are at least somewhat enjoying it and analysing all their interactions, while sylki shippers are saying they’re being “disrespected” the writers just. bc their ship is popular and making shitty memes about “WHERE IS OUR LOVE CONFESSION”

#loki season 2 #lokius #anti sylki #loki series #loki #THIS IS. mostly a joke guys i know #i know lokius nation are losing too.#we’re so getting queerbaite #but at least we’re having fun

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egophiliac · 7 months

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Average Drama Enjoyer observes some peak drama.

#dungeon meshi #toshiro nakamoto #laios touden #kabru #izutsumi #Before anyone mistakes this as mischaracterization: The joke here is that it's ambiguous what the hell he means.#Kabru does love getting into fights a bit more than average but he's mostly here for the drama.#I screenshot the scene of him going 'The dark arts!' with a little smile everytime I re-read dungeon meshi. He's so catty. I love him.#And shout out to Izutsumi for adding fire to the drama. Girl said 'I am the listener. I heard that shit.' and refused to apologize.#Joke two: the deep cut - Welcome to more propaganda for whatever the hell is going on between Laios & Shuro & Kabru.#Laios trusting Shuro with some *heavy* information because he admires him so much! And wants to be his friend so badly!#Kabru also has another great character moment when he immediatly clocks Laios as not being as malicious as expected.#We love a character who can put the clues together! It is such a good subversion of what role we think Kabru is to play in this story!#Now he's eager to befriend Laios - who is barely interested and currently trying to befriend Shuro - who is barely interested and...well.#The painful triangle of people trying to get to know the other person better and being rejected...Friendship triangle.#We have all had a friendship triangle situation before. Right? You guys have also struggled to read people. Right?#Laios is universally relatable. Right?

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grandwretch · 1 year

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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

#steddie #jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke #nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc #and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes #idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me #like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody #he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that #nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film #and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy #as you fucking do #the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw #like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet #what was i talking about its 2 am

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cheekylittlepupp · 8 months

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you let this man bite you once and you're suddenly his favourite traveling companion... and people say he's hard to please.

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the silly lil guy just wants a bit of blood #astarion ancunin #guys i know there's a deeper meaning to this im mostly joking #mims posts ~

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turtleplushi · 1 month

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I need sleep

#:) :p but combined #something something possession joke these past two days have been filled with nothing but triangles #i cant rant about it to anyone in person so you guys have to suffer sorry #background text is mostly backwards messages about bills family #hes really trying to ignore it #ibis paint says this took 8 hours but most of those hours were me dilly dallying and watching timeline videos and looking at more codes #my brain feels like those kirby vs bill cipher videos rigjt now #no i dont know who would win #if anyone who knows nothing about gravity falls wants to hear about it let me know because i could talk for hours #please please please please #um ok tag time #bill cipher #gravity falls #the book of bill #should i tag the website?#probably not #turtle's art hoard

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crypt1dcorv1dae · 2 months

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I like to think that hoshina IS flirty with Kafka but in a very... Hoshina way.

He's not like "OMG let's compare hand sizes teehee" he's like "DAMN Kafka why are your hands so damn huge. Big meaty claws lol" and that's just His Way of doing the same thing cus he's a fucking goofball, and it WORKS cus Kafka is a goofball too!!! He speaks fluent goofball!!!

#kafhoshi #hoshikaf #like i can imagine him being flirty but only in a kinda silly goofy way.#hes also probably assuming nobody realizes its flirting cus hes acting jokey and goofy about it but they know... they know...#i mean kafka would definitely be like ''i cant really tell if hes actually interested or just joking around like usual'' but that's mostly #cus of his own self image issues #he kinda cant believe that hoshina would ever be interesting in a loser like him (hes wrong. hoshina likes him *because* hes a loser.)#but also Kafka isnt a loser anyway he just thinks of himself that way #but like... hoshina canonically likes ''simple guys'' its on his character profile (lol man liker) and kafka is exactly that!!!#hes a simple and honest guy... hes not complicated... you always know where you stand with him and can trust him implicitly...#and hoshina likes that about him.. like a lot... a lot a lot. hes like kinda into it

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blueskittlesart · 2 months

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i just started persona 5 and like. theyre trying to tell me ann ISNT a lesbian??

yeah they will unfortunately do that with every single character you meet from now on

#makoto and haru you are lesbian dating each other TO ME #asks #you would love persona 4 the game where they genuinely canonically do convince a gay guy to be straight as a plot point #(<joke. i know it’s more nuanced than that no one come for me i actually liked persona 4 mostly)

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tomatoart · 2 years

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when you rip them off they scream

#jerma985 #jerma985 fanart #jerma #jerma dollhouse #queue are lovely #these r not real rn but ill prob put them up some time on rebubble once i figure sizing out. but i made these for fun!#and mostly as a mock up joke bc i love mock ups. u guys should go look at my other mock ups #but I’ll deff make em ^_^ yayy #ill let yall know when anyways also MY WIFI KEEP GOING OUT #love u all be safe xx exploding in air

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flamememeago · 1 year

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Hello Monkee people, I promise I still love these boys <3

#*looks dramatically off into the distance* its been so long....#these are mostly doodles so sorry for the lower quality #anyway take dumb jokes as compensation for not posting about these guys in forever #also technically one of these is a redraw of an old comic I did. real ones know.#the monkees #mike nesmith #michael nesmith #micky dolenz #davy jones #peter tork #my art #soup stuff

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lavenderjewels · 3 hours

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people are reading too much into kenjakus appearance this chapter and should instead be considering it as takaken being canon

#it’s a gag. comedy partners for life!#(aka Kenjakus not actually back but also yes but no. takabas a silly guy with silly powers)#jjk spoilers #jjk 270 #Kenjaku #takaba fumihiko #I think takaken is the ship name idk. this is a semi joking post #still waiting until the last chapter to talk about the end of jjk but I’m mostly lukewarm on it #kind of generic and disappointing in certain areas but mostly Eh #some moments are nice #*also i don’t even know if Takaba conjured up a partner or that’s just some person but. doesn’t matter #what does matter is the comedy duo of all time lives on in spirit #so good for Takaba having a happy ending

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fffuckthelaxbros · 1 year

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alternatively‚

Also if you’ve only read the main comic so far I recommend also checking out the extras tag! There’s a lot more fun stuff in there (like. A lot)

#gonna be honest this was mostly to set up the second joke #omgcp #none of this is answered by that tag tho so:#1)#fry guy’s that dude in I think year 3 at the game that shitty and jack were at #they spilled fries on him. and I think he shows up a few more times after that.#to be disturbed by the smh #and people made edits with him for a while #2)#swoops is one of Kent’s teammates from an extra and it wasn’t even his name it was a basketball term.#and ngozi didn’t know that’s what we were calling him until someone asked about him during a livestream I think.#his name is Jeff Lastname (he has a last name I just can’t remember it rn)#3)#and I have no idea where holster’s knee injury came from.#as far as I can tell not supported by canon except that he was in juniors and then he wasn’t. possibly and probably completely made up <3 #I actually do not know how much of that is common knowledge this is a very accurate joke.#….#actually hang on I’m trying to remember if johnson is ever in the comic like. metaphysically.#WAIT he’s in the dibs hockey shit.

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psychedelicmanatee · 3 months

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#he's trying his best 😤#is it so bad to want a fuzzy sweater wearing mullet guy to k*ll for me??#(yes it is i know it is i'm joking...mostly)#the passenger #the passenger 2023 #benson the passenger #randy bradley #stockroom syndrome #ranson #kyle gallner #johnny berchtold #just noticed this has been done already oops lol #my bad

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dazais-guardian-angel · 3 months

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gotta say that if bram stoker is trying to convince me that Renfield isn't actually future Johnathan from another timeline, then he isn't doing a very good job at it

#dracula daily #dracula #i'm joking i promise........ mostly #look the timeloop talk is getting to me; can you blame me for illogical brain wondering if time shenanigans are involved lmaoooo #obviously the mention of the guy's strength earlier makes you think of how dracula is described at the start #but it obviously can't be dracula himself #so it's either another random vampire OR............ *conspiracy voice* johnathan who got turned into a vampire in another timeline.....#HE WRITES IN A NOTEBOOK. THAT'S NOT A VERY UNUSUAL HOBBY OBVIOUSLY BUT #IT STANDS OUT WHEN OUR MC HAS BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT WRITING IN A NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL/DIARY THIS WHOLE TIME!!!#and just cutting back to some Mysterious Guy in general while we don't know Johnathan's fate........ yeah #a guy who is in an asylum which happens to be right next to the place johnathan had picked out for dracula #obviously no one would be expecting to find time travel/universe travel in their gothic literature lmao #so this is not a serious theory anyone would seriously have #but on the other hand...... we already have a freaking cowboy. this book is already wild enough. WHY NOT

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themyscirah · 6 months

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Vanessa didn't even die and yet her story is still sadder and more fucked up than jtodd's. He wishes he was on her level

#may be a controversial one but i dont care this is my house #dont think there are enough of you to get hate over this anything #anyways no she didnt die. she wasnt killed by voter poll. but like the stuff that fucked her up was so much more real than a psycho clown #like im sorry but what is “you get beat up and die” to essentially getting taken and having the bad guys confirm to you that everything you #thought about yourself in middle school was true and everyone thinks youre ugly and worthless and not special and no one loves you. and then #ofc the medical torture. like im sorry but one of these things IS worse than the other imo #especially as the teen girl in the wonder woman comic like jesus christ #and while of COURSE the stuff about diana not loving her and all that is NOT true its something we see her struggle with as insecurity for #years beforehand. and then dc goes and brings her back into continuity in the past few years only to basically say “yeah wonder woman DIDNT #care about her! what a loser to think so and get all worked up about it! abt a vers of her who only has the name in common #like she wasnt dianas baby freaking sister with 100+ appearances #blah #vanessa kapatelis #anti jason todd #she also literally did the red hood arc before he did #with the whole attacking the successor and everything #yet another woman for him to steal from lmao #(this is mostly a joke. i dont think anyone making anything about jtodd canon or otherwise even knows what a wonder woman comic is but the #comparisons are still there.)

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dizzytoad · 6 months

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if i was dan and/or phil u guys incessantly complaining abt how long its been since they posted on dapg would make me wait longer to post 🤗 its not even been 10 days yet lol

#/lighthearted #i know ur all being mostly joking dw im not bein srs #but i could see how it could b annoying lol #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #dan and phil #n by u guys i mean tumblrs n tweeters alike

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