#THIS MADE ME CACKLE

[baroque-hashem]

Love and Knishes (1956) by Sara Kasdan

[moonkhao]

What are your semester break plans? I haven’t thought about it. Why? So, you’re free, right? Don’t beat around the bush. You want me to work for you again, right?

WE ARE | EP6

[ahappyphjl]

peeta on speed dial

[keeksandgigz]

it’s eddie munson let him in you coward

[inappropriations]

Elementary S6 E9 (2018)

Image description:

Several gifs from the show Elementary, showing a conversation between Holmes and Watson. Watson is buried in her bed and it is early morning. Holmes stands beside the bed with a sheaf of papers in his hands.

Gif 1 (Watson): Oh my god, am I dreaming or did you just wake me up with no theatrics?

Gif 2 (Holmes): Well you were quite understanding of the extra sleep I required during my bout with PCS.

Gif 2 (Holmes): I thought I'd return the favor.

Gif 3 (Holmes, denoting the number one with a hand): Once.

The final image is the meme of Donkey Kong saying "once."

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[autistichumanoidtyphoon]

[fernisfat]

Chugging heavy cream ‘til you cream, call that beef strokinoff

hey bestie this is an absolutely appalling series of words, come off anon so I can kiss you on the mouth about it

[nico00235]

I don´t agree with the fact that people thinks Tang is weak, i just think he´s lazy af XD

SO YEAH, SHOUTOUT TO STRONG TANG THAT LIKES TO LIFT PIGSY IN HIS ARMS GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENDERS

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

Hi Jalebi,

Very important question,

Has Khushi (&arnav) seen Tere Naam (2003)

Love,

Need to Know

HAHAHAHA

😂

Yes and then one and it gave her the following vision;

Lots of love,

Jalebi

[crystalskies42]

Avatar human headcanons #3

Summary: Jake just wants to be a cool dad, man. (I will now write this, and if any of u write it first, I will find you and eat your limbs) (jk please don't sue me)

Jake: Day in the life of a TRUE 'Amurican geezer ;)

Jake: First, wake up and meet the wife, Neytiri!

Neytiri: Ma'Jake, what in Eywa are you doi-

Jake: *Barges into Kiri and Tuk's room* My little princesses, ain't they beautiful!

Kiri: *An absolute mess* wat :/

Tuk: *Snores*

Jake: Time to take Neteyam for football! *Literally throws his firstborn son into the car because he'll be fine and live*

Lo'ak: Dad, wait you forgot about me-

Jake: REV UP THE BUGATTI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *accidentally runs over Lo'ak's second pet hamster*

Loak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[revenantghost]

[monkee-mobile]

susan—susan what are you even saying anymore?

[syst3merr0r]

Please tell me no ones done this yet-

[chvoswxtch]

hello i am here on behalf of the global lesbians federation thanking u for ur karen page fic. INCREDIBLE

i’m always happy to provide for the GLF 🫡🏳️‍🌈

also thank you!!!

[untealted]

Spoilers for spy X family

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So awestruck by her beauty, he fell to his knees

[askacultleader]

My first ever cotl ask.

Comedy.

{HAHHAHAHAHWHSHHSBSH}