You know what era of romcoms I miss? It's the early 2000s teen romcoms that were based on classic literature. They were some of my favorite ones, and yeah, some were loosley based, but they still hit those important bases, and they were so much fun.
We had:
Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew - 10 Things I Hate About You
Shakespeare's 12th Night - She's the Man
Snow White - Sydney White
Cinderella - A Cinderella Story, What a Girl Wants
Little Mermaid - Aquamarine
Jane Austen's Emma - Clueless
The Scarlett Letter - Easy A
Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet - Warm Bodies
Shakespeare's Midnight Summer's Dream - Get Over It
Pygmalion - She's All That
Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor - John Tucker Must Die
Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility - Material Girls
I might be missing some, but I remember just having fun with these. One of my English teachers also showed us a few of these movies while studying Shakespeare to show how pieces of literature can change over the years and inspire other's own takes.
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Taming of the Shrew is so funny, like there's a story inside of another story, half of the characters in both are disguised as someone else, and the only character who actually gets everything he wants in the end does it by being as annoying as he possibly can.
Hortensio: I can't marry Bianca until someone marries her older sister, but I wouldn't wish that girl on any- hey Petruccio you said you wanted to marry rich, right?
Petruccio: Your daughter is definitely in love with me, she's just pretending to hate me in front of other people because she's shy. Can we get married?
Baptista: How sweet! Absolutely
Katherine, standing right next to him: the audacity-
Katherine: sister bonding~ tell me who you have a crush on!
Bianca, crying: please untie me
Lucentio: I'm not actually a tutor, I switched places with my servant to woo you in secret
Bianca: Good start, but you call this wooing? You can do better
There's some old guy named Gremio who also wants to marry Bianca but he doesn't really do much
The wedding is not shown, but apparently Petruccio shows up hours late dressed in the most ridiculous articles of clothing he could find (and all of them are clashing) and riding a horse riddled with every disease under the sun (intestinal worms, tumors, a stuffy nose, etc.) punched the priest, and threw wine in his face because his beard was so thin it looked hungry.
On the way to his house, Katherine's horse falls in the mud and somehow lands on top of Katherine
Grumio, shivering: hey I've been sent to make sure the house is ready. Also can you light a fire?
Curtis: are they coming to the house now?
Grumio: yes, now about that fire
Curtis: is she as rude as they say?
Grumio: please I'm so cold
Curtis: i want gossip
Katherine, sleep-deprived and starving: can I have some food?
Grumio: sure would you like some beef and mustard?
Katherine: yes, that sounds great!
Grumio: ah, but the mustard might make your stomach hurt
Katherine: that's OK, I'll just have beef
Grumio: well, I can't just give you beef without mustard. . .
Katherine: just give me something I don't care
Grumio: would you like just mustard
Katherine, hangry: would you like to die
Petruccio: this dress is horrible, I didn't order this!
Tailor: your servant gave me instructions on how to make it, I just followed those
Grumio: ok but I didn't instruct you to make it ugly
Lucentio, conning a foreigner into pretending to be his dad so he and Bianca's dad can discuss the marriage between Bianca and the servant pretending to be Lucentio: I'm such a genius this plan can't possibly go wrong
Lucentio's actual dad: I think I'll go visit my son
Petruccio: it's 7 am, so if we leave now, we'll get to your father's house at lunchtime
Katherine: it's 2 pm, we won't get there til supper
Petruccio: do you have to disagree with everything i say? Maybe we won't go
Katherine: wait no I want lunch-
Lucentio: hi dad, meet my new wife!
Vincentio: . . .
Lucentio: Ok I'm sorry I got you arrested for impersonating yourself but in my defense-
Petruccio: wow, the moon is so bright
Katherine: it's the middle of the day, that's the sun
Petruccio: again with the arguing? Let's go back
Hortensio: are you kidding me we walked all this way
Katherine: WOW, LOOK AT THE MOON
When they finally get to the house for dinner, Katherine and Petruccio win a bet against the other couples and brag about how they're better than everyone there.
And the whole thing is just an elaborate prank on some random drunk guy WHO IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN AFTER ACT 1
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