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[whumporama]

Whumpee who has been through something awful and is back with the team. It's been months, but Teamleader won't let them them do anything.

----

"Please, I'm fine! Just take me with you!"

"You're not ready, and you'll stay here. That's an order."

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Mercenary is not an offical member of the team, but gets hired every now and then for specific jobs. They know Teamleader well, but don't really know Whumpee.

"Heard you wanted to do something. I can use someone like you for this job."

"...Teamleader won't allow it."

"Teamleader won't allow you on their team. I pick my own people. You say you're up for it?"

"Yes."

"Great. Then lets go."

-----

When Teamleader finds out, they're furious. Mercenary is calm about it all.

"You took Whumpee?! They're not ready!"

"They said they were."

"They're not! Do you have any idea what they've been through?!"

"Do you?"

"What?"

"They were with Whumper for weeks, right? Lost all control over their lives, had no say in anything that happened to them. Now they're back here, and they're telling you what they need, but you rather lock them up here for your own peace of mind."

"That's not the same."

"Isn't it? Whumpee's an adult, Teamleader. They're skilled. If you don't want them on your team, fine. But you can't stop them from making their own choices."

"You don't know them like I do."

"Maybe not. But you don't understand what they've been through like I do."

--------

"Hey, Mercenary?"

"Yeah, Whumpee?"

"Thank you."

[bloodmoon-eito]

Takumi didn't realize he had been visiting Eito every day now, but here he was again. This time with two identical glasses in hand.

"So, um. Wanna play a game with me, Eito?"

Why am I doing this????

@teamleader-takumi

Pulling himself out of his disheveled state of mind, Eito catches sight of Takumi once again trying to dance with his devil. He needed a distraction, but this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. It's fine. He'll take what he can get in this wretched place.

But if Takumi's words weren't attention-grabbing enough, something else came back with a vengeance. Eito stares daggers at the brand new collar around Takumi's neck. Another one. Eito heaves an aggravated exhale, putting a clenched fist to his forehead. He hisses under his breath, "I swear to the stars above, if this is someone's idea of a joke..."

Eito swallows down his bubbling rage and diverts his attention off of Takumi's neck back to his molten face. Sauntering up to Takumi, Eito inquires, "...A game? What kind of game?" He notices the two glasses his rival holds. "If it's a drinking game, I'll have to decline. I don't drink alcohol."

[eito-rewind]

How are you feeling today, Eito? Everything going well in your timeline?

@teamleader-takumi

"Hm?"

Takumi - currently in control of Eito's body - heard a voice behind him. One that sounded all-too-familiar, yet alien to his ears all at once.

Ah, right. This was one of the other Takumis that Eito met the other day... Very strange to think about.

"Oh, other-Takumi-kun! I certainly wasn't expecting to see YOUR hideous face today!"

He dons a pleasant smile despite the insult, remembers to use his hands as he speaks... Really, he's known 'Eito' for so long now, it wasn't too hard to emulate. He remembers to let just a little exhaustion bleed in.

He delicately moves a gloved hand to his shoulder and winces - just a bit. He puts on a sheepish expression,"You have quite the timing, asking that question. We had quite an... arduous Defensive Battle, late last night. I'll admit, I'm still recovering."

It was a bit of a dangerous game, trying to deceive 'himself'. That, and the problem with Eito is he knows a lot of words. Sure, all the time loops had given Takumi plenty of time to exhaust the entire library at the Academy, but it still wasn't exactly second-nature to him. Ideally, his alter would interpret his pauses as exhaustion and not realize something's amiss.

[asexual-levia-tan]

so naturally i ship polysoos but team leader is like. 13 now as sui khan.

and thinking about that. and how he turned into mid 20s lsh during the central plains arc. it's funny to imagine lsh trying to flirt with cale and cale immediately shutting him down like "youre 13."

to what everyone else sees as a 20 year old.

[dunkledog]

another gabriel post

this is him around when he finished combat training. He was officially contracted around mid-1959, but spent six months in combat and field medicine training by choice. (Usually they give former civilian newbies a lot less than that, but he insisted for as long as they would let him. Procrastinators, am I right?) He started actually fighting in 1960. Oh, also for reference this is pre-medi gun. I think in this little world I mess with that won't be created until 5-8 years later. I have not decided.

didn't go so well.

1960 really wasn't his year, because not long after he settled into his first team, he witnessed his first respawn failure. I like to call it "The Incident." (Gets a little prose-y and descriptive beyond this point, so I'll add a cut to keep the post neat.)

[TW for graphic descriptions of body horror.]

[also just a little emetophobia warning.]

His team was wiped by the enemy; all got sent to respawn at around the same time. For reference, it was a full team of 12 counting Gabriel. The only reason he survived was because the RED soldier that had him cornered felt bad about killing doctors, and let him go. He ran back to the base in hopes that at least one of them was back by now. The shutter to respawn seemed to be stuck, but there was banging on the other side. Gabriel slid his fingers beneath the inch of it that was jammed open and pulled. What came out was not his teammates. You ever see the circus clown chymus from Mystery Flesh Pit National Park? The fusion experiments from Steven Universe? Sorta like both those things. Their bodies, or at this point body, was one but incompletely printed. They leaked fluids from partial veins, bled all over from every orifice. They struggled to support their weight even on all those limbs and lumbered for the team's only doctor, who at this point was still very alive and anything but well. Many hands came toward him, begging and pleading without any words to be helped. To be healed. I'm imagining the layout as like if you tried to make the body plan of a starfish, but with human spines and ribs as the armature. Ribs are fused together, and can't hold the organs in. I've tried to draw it before, but nothing looks quite like what I'm thinking. I'll get around to it one day. By the time Gabriel snapped out of the initial freeze response, they were basically on top of him and there wasn't much else he could do but scream his head off, apologize, and try to get the hands away. He might've drowned in the blood and vomit if that enemy soldier from earlier hadn't followed him and shot them off. The blast burst an exposed stomach and splashed Gabriel's leg with the acid. He still has trouble with the skin on his knee being tight.

In the aftermath, there was an armistice in the local area in case other units were affected. The eleven who suffered the failure had to have their corrupted 'profiles' deleted (as is typical with a disaster of this magnitude) and were officially lost forever. The body was dissected in a bi-faction investigation under the supervision of Hoch (RED) and Greybeard (BLU.) Which was... certainly something, to say the least. Greybeard wanted to keep it a BLU-only affair, but upper managements with more power than he insisted that Hoch be involved as the machine's other developer. Hoch also insisted to be involved.

Gabriel was interviewed about what he saw, which is likely a long tape of him sitting there, staring a thousand yards into the distance and saying nothing in response to various questions. Regardless, Greybeard decided to invite him to the dissection. Which, he actually attended, though he still couldn't say anything, and wasn't exactly... there. Greybeard wanted him there to make diagrams. Gabriel didn't go there to draw pictures for himself. He felt some responsibility to be there. For his teammates, as their former doctor. Out of guilt for being unable to help them. To appreciate their contribution to this... horrific branch of medicine. Maybe just for closure. To say goodbye. Or, to ensure himself that they were, in fact, dead.

Anyway he's just more haunted than he began with. So that's... cool. I guess.

[thegreatestoosuzuki]

Kurara is that you? Wow everyone seems to be making blogs now, how exciting! How are you?

@teamleader-takumi

Takumi! I'm thriving, of course. All these people at my beck and call...they're obsessed with me. Heard you've been having some problems, though. Sucks to be you!

[agendratum]

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[rayfishandchips]

Young Justice is actually great leadership learning material

"You need to be explicit, you can't expect everyone to automatically know what to do."

Those might not be word for word but damn it's a good bit of advice

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[arenaslab]

Let's talk about my approach to self-learning.

I think that this is my strength, but at the same time it is my weakness. I am passionate about studying down to the smallest details. If we draw an analogy with the game world, let’s take the RPG genre (where the key aspect is leveling up a character from level 0 to 80), then I’m the one who explores every corner, opens all the chests, finds absolutely all the artifacts and goes through every side quest. As a rule, by the middle of the game my character has maximum skills, and the game is filled with new colors and becomes full of action and various events.

Today, I feel like I have also achieved about 50% of my personal development. And just like in a game, from this moment on the superhero mode begins, when the gap between what you can and know and what is required in a particular situation increases significantly. It's the same as playing with cheats. The next stage ahead is the development of my personal brand. It's time to.

*In the picture I made it in the FaceApp application

[thetechtalk]

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[bloodmoon-eito]

Who the hell gave you a blog?

@teamleader-takumi

Eito leans up against the bars, wearing a crooked smile. "Sirei did! He said it would keep me from getting bored, but I know he's just using it as a way to study my condition--as if I'm anybody's lab rat." He catches himself snarling before returning to his eerily gleeful demeanor.

"Did he not tell you? Oh, how the great and mighty leader hath fallen! Just goes to show you really don't know everything. Your pedestal is built upon false promises to your gullible admirers. They'll eat up any slop you give them. But I am different."

[systems-failure]

THE GOD IS INJURED I REPEAT THE FUCKING MOON BOY INJURED THE GOD

FUCKING WHAT DO WE DO

HE TOOK DOWN Z AND XYTHE AND EVEN THE GUEST

WE CANNOT FUCKING TAKE HIM DOWN

[asexual-levia-tan]

imagining fredo calling cale "my son" in front of cjs and cjs just starts casually calling him "dad"