#Texas wttt

[stateofbrock]

He looking 👀 I’m looking we all looking 👀

Gonna give smooches rn >:(((

[rhinoclip]

Cowboy(TM)

[theatrekidenergy]

Austin Art because I can ‼️

Look at that sass! How shocking (also I have no clue why the second looks so weird it exported and the color completely changed for some reason 😭‼️)

[lehhoh7822]

personal theory on how the wttt verse works in terms of states

hi gang

cw: i do mention some policy/politics as a referential thing because this is a satirical series about american politics so these issues appear within the series.

welcome to the table. gotta love it. so

i think states represent

their people

their policy

their environment

(there's more focus on the first two definitely however the last one is also relevant. i also like mentioning this because it allows for good fic content, frankly.)

and then the relevancy of this changes depending on whats going on. when a state reflects one of these very strongly and cannot represent another, then you get manifestations of that. alternatively, enough division within the state and you get things like new jersey (watch his intro episode) and texas (cmon gang we all know im talking about austin). you can also see regional differences if they're stark enough (nocal and socal).

because texas is, within canon, implied to have did and non healthy multiplicity ("i feel like i saw this on Moonknight"), my next point is that depending on how geniunely major a difference is and how poorly one of the things is being represented by the state, the more intrusive whatever is going on becomes. so while most of the gang is generally..... kind of... fine... texas, as a state that is a swing state but still making big discriminatory policy represents the policy well, and the rights and needs of the people less so, meaning that instead of the mostly functional/positive multiplicity seen throughout the series starts becoming less functional altogether.

the government also represents people, policy and a little bit of environment. it/he also represents the system and its needs/wants; such as explicitly benefitting from the industrial military complex over in america, or with the democratic party utilising big issues as part of a campaign (re, overturning roe v wade).

states also probably have some kind of magic to them; they're manifestations who are older than the states as they are part of the US, and we know that loui definitely got something going on there. mother nature tries to get florida and when she misses, both texas and louisiana are soaked from afar, again, representing environment, but also magic is an abstract property which is perfectly realistic in thsi universe. the government does the statehouse; which is a house which externally appears to be normal and holds over 50 rooms and somehow was not destroyed already. this is all to say, the idea of states being able to manifest shit is not beyond canon. go nuts. show nuts, even

yeah lol anyone got any agreeeing/disagreeing opinions

[https-chaos]

This is one of my favorite screencaps of Texas. Big ole tough guy taken down by some snow! Is Ben even in the costume in this picture? The world may never know.

[kaz-playz]

Gay married

Their homophobic son (theyre his only exception).

[blujaykai]

get him back by olivia rodrigo is so texacali/calivada coded it's not even funny like HELLO it can literally be seen by ANY of their POVs it's perfect???

[goblin-d]

texas crochets and gifts people things he makes for them

he's given new york and california may a beanie

he made EVERYONE scarves during 2020's cold thing (hawai'i did not use it but was appreciative of the gift)

let! this! man! be! domestic!

[dailymothanon]

I wanted to draw their hands. Nothing else to it. Alaska’s hands probably been thru so much torture I’m sure, I bet his palms feel like sandpaper or tree bark — also, I couldn’t decide on their handwriting, but I think it’d be hilarious if Texas compensated via big handwriting

Him when he GETS you

(I bet he manhandles Texas a lot, just because he can)

[theparkersolarprobe]

Winged Oklahoma steals Texas’ hat and flies to the ceiling

[livesandlies]

hi yall

school doodles for the wttt fandom

ok Tumblr hates me ignore how this is formatted weird tumblrs being andick

[fishbones-braineater]

Texas, to californa: For somone so concerned about polution and good air, you sure do waste alot of oxygen yappin yer mouth.

[fandomgeeknerd]

wtttblr! i present to you! THE BEST WTTT SHIP CONTEST

it was hard to pick ships but we're here

first up is!

YOU HAVE 24 HRS/pos

[theatrekidenergy]

I don’t think I’ve never made a post about it before but I’m a huge fan of Ben Brainard, he’s a great comedian and I especially enjoy his state series (wttt), especially Texas and Austin’s dynamic so here’s a couple things I personally head canon:

- Texas has an innate fear that he will one day wake up blue blue hair and piercings because the hat fell off in the middle of the night and Austin did Austin things

- California: *viscously trying to grab cowboy hat away from Austin* DON’T BRING HIM BACK- PLEASE- PLEASEEE-

- Texas has like an agreement except for himself- Like Austin gets Thursdays and Tuesdays and Texas gets the rest of the week yk

- Texas: “Look I hate to say it but sometimes, SOMETIMES, your food is.. okay.” - Austin: *beaming* “Really? 🥹”

- Alaska and Austin are polar opposites (quite literally) which frequently results in very interesting conversations, however Alaska definitely favors Austin over Texas purely because Austin isn’t as much of a jerk

[rhinoclip]

may I humbly request some texlaska hcs? i thoroughly enjoy your art

Got my tablet back! :D

Texlaska

They’re in love your honor

(Even though Texas won’t admit it.)

Texas has literally no tolerance to the cold. Because of this, there are times where Alaska and Texas can barely handle to be in the same room. Either Alaska will start taking clothes off or Texas will suffocate himself with blankets.

When Texas isn’t attempting to murder Alaska like a 3 year old with a plastic butter knife, they actually sometimes hang out.

They go stargayzing- sorry I mean stargazing together.

Texas is a chronic storyteller. He’ll talk about any of his past experiences and Alaska will just sit and listen for hours. Those are the pros of having a quiet boyfriend.

They can play instruments. Texas plays country or folk songs on a guitar (of course) and Alaska plays classical or… also country… on the violin.

Alaska calls Texas pet names just to mess with him and make him angrily blush. It’s usually in private, but there’s been a few times where Alaska let a “baby” or even perhaps a “ankle biter” slip in front of Gov. Gov ignores it.

[https-chaos]

You guys know that super erotic video of two guys riding a mechanical bull but it's horny as fuck? Where he puts the cowboy hat on the other guys head. Texas and WHO