#florida wttt

[rhinoclip]

Happy Holidays, everyone!!

Fun fact: Alabama was the first US State to recognize Christmas as a national holiday.

[https-chaos]

Happy Flat Fuck Friday to the flattest fuck in the statehouse 🐊

[goblin-d]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT MLP AND ACCIDENTALLY SAID FLORIDA INSTEAD OF FLUTTERSHY HELP ME

[lehhoh7822]

personal theory on how the wttt verse works in terms of states

hi gang

cw: i do mention some policy/politics as a referential thing because this is a satirical series about american politics so these issues appear within the series.

welcome to the table. gotta love it. so

i think states represent

their people

their policy

their environment

(there's more focus on the first two definitely however the last one is also relevant. i also like mentioning this because it allows for good fic content, frankly.)

and then the relevancy of this changes depending on whats going on. when a state reflects one of these very strongly and cannot represent another, then you get manifestations of that. alternatively, enough division within the state and you get things like new jersey (watch his intro episode) and texas (cmon gang we all know im talking about austin). you can also see regional differences if they're stark enough (nocal and socal).

because texas is, within canon, implied to have did and non healthy multiplicity ("i feel like i saw this on Moonknight"), my next point is that depending on how geniunely major a difference is and how poorly one of the things is being represented by the state, the more intrusive whatever is going on becomes. so while most of the gang is generally..... kind of... fine... texas, as a state that is a swing state but still making big discriminatory policy represents the policy well, and the rights and needs of the people less so, meaning that instead of the mostly functional/positive multiplicity seen throughout the series starts becoming less functional altogether.

the government also represents people, policy and a little bit of environment. it/he also represents the system and its needs/wants; such as explicitly benefitting from the industrial military complex over in america, or with the democratic party utilising big issues as part of a campaign (re, overturning roe v wade).

states also probably have some kind of magic to them; they're manifestations who are older than the states as they are part of the US, and we know that loui definitely got something going on there. mother nature tries to get florida and when she misses, both texas and louisiana are soaked from afar, again, representing environment, but also magic is an abstract property which is perfectly realistic in thsi universe. the government does the statehouse; which is a house which externally appears to be normal and holds over 50 rooms and somehow was not destroyed already. this is all to say, the idea of states being able to manifest shit is not beyond canon. go nuts. show nuts, even

yeah lol anyone got any agreeeing/disagreeing opinions

[koala2055]

@abcwordsurge I'm blaming you for my brain now being hooked on qpr Floui to the point where the fic I have where they were previously romantic is now slowly becoming less and less romantic

[theatrekidenergy]

Florida: Well I think-

Everyone: No.

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

tinder

okay we all know texas has tinder

and california knows texas does (so california has one)

but like

imageine 49/50 states have tinder (not utah duh)

but like,,, tinder profiles for all the states,,

[cartoonsareawesme]

Headcanons of the Day - WTTT

Florida

High IQ, low Wisdom

Runs hot and muggy all the time, so is very sweaty in general, leaving him with the /lovingly/ named 'swamp ass'

Has a one-sided Salt water taffy rivalry with New Jersey, he will bite over this one

Raids bath and body works for all their orange scented items

He hoards those items like a skinny dragon

Can read English, chooses not to because it's funnier that way(supposedly, real reason below)

Related to above: has dyslexia and he struggles to read. Rather than let anyone know this and have more ammunition against him, he just says he cannot read and no one asks questions.

Does not believe in snow

Has a special interest in Space. Perfectly capable of intelligent conversation about it.

Same interest in the ocean.

Cannot fucking cook. Don't let him near a stove, he'll forget he's cooking and will set the kitchen on fire again.

He can fry foods really well though! As long as someone's watching to keep him on track, he makes really good fish and gator nuggets(as I've been informed they're called)

Enjoys drawing and most forms of art.

Doesn't like to paint with oil or acrylic often, it makes him a lil sad. They remind him of Bob Ross, arguably one of the best humans. He'll paint with them sometimes tho, when he's particularly sad and needs a pick up.

He opts out of cold weather so he can wear shorts all the time, as he finds pants to be fucking annoying. They chafe and rub the wrong ways.

Most fluent in Spanish and very much prefers speaking it.

Goes to animal sanctuaries often.

Would throw all states under a bus for a corn chip EXCEPT Loui

They are soulmates, platonic or otherwise

He does like Mother Nature and IDC, he just can't do a committed relationship

Commitment issues. Mostly from the fact that he is effectively immortal and 1) mortal relationships wouldn't last long in the grand scheme & 2) a relationship with someone like him would be scary because "this was a bad breakup and now we have to sometimes interact and oh god i hate this"

dating is complicated, he doesn't like complicated

may or may not have an inferiority complex, which is why he doesn't like Arizona stealing his own bits

[cosmos-floridafictive]

I changed my name to Galaxy

[dailymothanon]

Some Florida sketches!! I imagined even prior to discovering the Table that Florida would have lightning scars 🤔 since Florida is the most prone to having lightning as the lightning capital of the US! It does include the fact Flo got the most people in the US struck by lightning as well 😌 also Louie gets a smooshc cuz why not

[goblin-d]

GIVE ME ANY WRITING PROMPT AND ANY SHIP (/SRS, ANY SHIP) FROM WTTT

I WILL WRITE A DRABBLE (OR MORE!! IF I LIKE THE PROMPT!!)

please!!!!

[goldengay49]

California: we aren’t supposed to eat meat and if *y’all jus realize that you wud be so much healthier*

Texas: WAIT-

[koala2055]

I keep seeing news about the Newsom (gov of California) vs. DeSantis (gov of Florida) debate and all I can think about is the table the brainrot is real

[theatrekidenergy]

Florida: When was the last time we heard you say something??

Alaska: ..when was the last time someone actually remember I was a part of the states in the first place.

[antiverser]

4th of July

Playing with state designs, might make a few changes to Florida

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

California/Florida

-👻

hmmmmmmmmmmMMM

florida makes hot jokes to california all the time

they fly over cali's head

florida makes wet jokes about himself

california hits him with a rolled up newspaper

they went ice skating for their first date

florida's super good at it! a natural

california's good at it too, but he always shakes

like a little baby deer little fawn

they go see movies a lot

florida picks either kids movies or the weirdest shit out

california has a jean jacket that florida paints on

florida gets california goldfish

he also buys decorations

the october date nights are superior

please they go to haunted houses and shit

they dress up for it!

on the night of halloween ones

florida is a sheet ghost with sunglasses

california is a scarecrow

florida makes so many stupid jokes and california is just "how the fuck did i fall in love with this idiot"

florida steals california's glasses and just

"holy shit why do you wear glasses your vision is fine"

little did he know that florida actually needed glasses

they're both obsessed with trail mix

they go on hikes!

but they're not a workout couple oh dear god no