#That's a fancy quote...

[olath124]

... While my brain rambles through their darkest timeline, I'm giving a look at the [REDACTED] amount of sweet and cheesy pics I have of Vio and Vlad. So given that this is already a cheesy week why don't post a [REDACTED] amount of them being sweet and lovely and cute!?

Because the Happy!AU is not only Vlad and Roy playing dress up but Vlad and Vio... doing... Listen, I don't know, when the stars align they are nice to each other.

And yes. Milky Bun.

@ouroboros-hideout Blood sugar spiking today, right?

[aifoemo]

"Come closer. Fear not, for though you are already dead, I still have need of you."

[teyrnacousland]

One of my favourite parts of The Wigmaker Job is at the beginning when a Venatori mage tries to sneak up on the Dellamortes in an inn before said Job and Lucanis stabs him, knocks him out, waits for Illario to securely tie the unconscious mage to a chair, and then when the guy wakes up Lucanis just immediately kills him. And Illario is just standing there like why did you wait for me tie him up so securely if you were just going to kill him jfc Lucanis

And it happens again when they talk about getting into the Wigmaker's party and Lucanis says something along the lines of "we were never going to just walk in through the front door" and Illario is like then why the fuck did you let me spend all this time and money on my outfit????

Lucanis thinks wasting Illario's time is hilarious (and he's right)

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

The only thing I'm gonna say about this is uh. imagine the sounds.

Full: direct | Bsky

[greywoe]

child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz: Why is Jesper participating in the childrens easter egg hunt?

Wylan: He’s convinced theres money in the eggs

[steamclouds]

The stars at my fingertips, to hold and bend to my will, but that of your smile is where I've built my home.

[moonriselabyrinth]

Davos: *showing off the weapons and tools he'd learned to craft from the smith* this right here is a very valuable tool-

Aeron: you're a valuable tool.

Davos: th...thank you?

[sunb0ts]

"dear diary: she surprised me with something today." and "in a form like that, I could finally feel like... "myself."" in the same entry both drive me INSANE METTATON DIARIES ENTRIES MAKE ME INSANE they are FRIENDS AND SHE LOVES HIM ALPHYS LOVES AND LOVED HIM SO MUCH AND WANTED TO HELP HIM AND AND. "honestly, she's a dork." "and she's obsessed with these awful cartoons." "but she's kind of funny, too.... I want to see her again." no one talk to me. no one talk to meeeee dudeeeee they make me so HAPPY they are FRIENDSS (banging head on WALL)

[toads-treasures]

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than this: someone else's laughter in your mouth."

- Forever by Maggie Stiefvater

It may be a bumpy road but these two will get their fairytale happily ever after god dammit.

[ssallamander]

to know oneself

[cricket-mound]

you’ve heard clark flustering bruce with midwestern terms of endearment but might I raise you this:

bruce, thinking about what Mister Southern Doctor Thomas Wayne used to call his loves, but in a completely deadpanned delivery: hello babydoll. why are you looking at me like that.

[mxtxfanatic]

Feng Xin and Mu Qing are such great friends to Xie Lian that Xie Lian has to tell them to their faces to stop using his trauma over their abandonment of him to beat each other over the heads while claiming to be the "better friend":

Xie Lian seized the opportunity to separate the two, amiably saying, “First, the Crown Prince, His Highness out of your mouths is precisely me. This Highness didn’t speak, so don’t use me as a weapon you can pick up and cast aside in attacking others. I don’t think that either of your houses’ darens would engage in this kind of lack of decorum!”

—Chapter 4: A Ghost Marries a Crown Prince on a Bridal Sedan (Part 2), me

What great friend behavior.

[go2jail1]

Hi I made a job-getting inspiration board with some artwork from here, so I just wanted to come and say ty ♡

(Credits and extra images below the cut)

Top left / bottom right boards: @stimming-puppet

Stem Moondancer: @ponydoodles

Fluttershy learning new stuff: @faelingmagic

Inspirational speech: @ask-reiji-sakamaki

Lock tf in: @krtn004 ♡

Stuff reposted to tumblr: quotes | top left

[saint-cosmos]

something about gaz adopting a hybrid and it just has to be poodle!reader.

something about gaz being lonely when he's off base, in his bachelor pad by himself, no birds in sight, deciding to adopt himself a pet to keep him company on the quiet days. there's a fine line he's toeing during his search. he wants a breed that likes to play, but doesn't dictate his life with their need for exercise and attention. a low maintenance breed.

and all of this research, naturally, flies right out the door when he's looking on the website of the shelter he's working with, and sees poodle!reader's sweet face on the second page. the hopeful expression on your face, paired with the surrender date in your info that tells him how terribly long you've been up for adoption, has his mind made up, even subconsciously. even if he did keep looking and adopt another hybrid, he knew that he'd never get your face out of his mind.

something about owner!gaz throwing the tennis ball a little too far at the park one day, and it lands in the pond, too far for you to reach. gaz expects you to pause at the side of the pond and whimper in a way that's almost painful, before you look at him to retrieve your toy. he's prepared - albeit not without heartache - to tell you that he can't reach it, either.

owner!gaz who is not expecting you to run full tilt and launch yourself into the chilly water, your precious curls dripping water as you turn to him and hold the ball up with a triumphant smile on your face.