#That's the secret

[shannonsketches]

the secret to sexifying ganondorf is giving him eyelids btw idk if y'all knew that

[nightmaretour]

Anyway surprise surprise after that assessment with the primary care team the result was that they told me to self refer to a non-NHS mental health service. Hmmmmm I wonder why

[realdirtfacts]

the discourse today is really fuckin stupid lol

[dantesmelancholicshitpost]

I was just wondering - how, for the love of SOMEONE, did Aziraphale manage to remain financially stable, after all those years? He doesn't sell his books, he forgives Maggie a couple months worth of rent, he doesn't get paid by Heaven - WHAT IS THIS MAN'S SECRET?

[chexie]

Hey, it’s me, the Interdimensional Gateway girl.

I wanted to post some Darkside content, but Chapter 9 of Gateway is (Unsurprisingly) Not Done, so I did some drawing instead

And instead of drawing actual canon characters, I finally decided to give a visual on our two favourite non-canon family members,

I’m so sorry if you haven’t read Gateway, But you totally should if you haven’t.

[trulymadlykiki]

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[risingsunresistance]

"man it's so hard to post nowadays" *talks about skyblock for 50 posts in a row*

[stargazerdaisy]

Dear Staples, 

Please show up, like...now.  I really, really, really want my new chair.  Please!

Love,

Daisy whose back hurts so much due to her current broken desk chair

[motziedapul]

I love getting unhinged messages from you in my DMs as you ding-dong ditch my inbox late at night, it genuinely adds to the quality of each new cursed fact I learn about Hi Nay. Please don't ever stop 😂

Only you have the deep lore*

*literally the worst ideas I have that only 5 years worth of professional writing has given me the wherewithal to filter out of the final story

[peachebo]

just me yapping about my au you seemed to like

continuation of this post

[valtsv]

i know that comparing pylons to angels is overdone by now, but these connecting rings they attach to the top of telephone poles couldn't be more halo-like if they tried

[felixisfruity]

this is my least favourite thing ever /j i’ll never get over secret life

[Image ID: a screenshot of a Minecraft chat that reads “<Grian> shes dead scar” followed by “<Grian> you won”. End ID]

[oldbutchdaniel]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[sangled]

shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

[kopibihun]

Currently losing it over whoever wrote this gem on the gravity falls shipping wiki