#The poor X''D

[yore-donatsu]

What's Ramattra opinion on his simps (also love your artwork!)

"I... I can't lie to you but I have trouble understanding this... I desire your annihilation for the good of my people and you… You are attracted to me ?! *sigh* Before you dare to ask it: YES I know about your little pieces of secrets with your... fanfics and other supports on me... "

"This stupid girl* isn't better than you... Can be worst in her mind... Why she likes me.... ? "

*talk about me, Yore XP

There is too this another Rama's react Maybe more OCC but I'm laughing a lot to draw/imagine this 😝

Thanks you to love my bullshit on him 🥰💜

[luvlyycy]

law is such a pathetic man. especially when he eats pussy, he gets so drunk— lips all sticky as he fingers your pussy, moans coming from him as he ruts his clothed cock onto the mattress.

"s'good. it's so fucking good." he groans, mouth open and licking at your clit— he's praying, fucking hoping that you squirt in his mouth— all over his face. everywhere, fucking drench him in your spunk— ruin him by rutting your pussy into his face, mouth, nose, lips— everything.

"mmm, traffy— babyyy. m'g'nna cummm..—"

fucking finally.

[madamesteam]

Another silly idea from Pinterest. Doodle while I break from requests. Law popped into my head first as who would respond like this lol. Post was not tagged with a handle.

[methoughtsphantom]

Does this count as kidnapping???

A clockwork apprentice Danny that has to fake Jason’s death because he accidentally meddled in the event leading up to it and now he has to act fast because he literally can hear Batman’s running steps catching up to him so in spectacular fashion Danny panics, goes “shit shit shit” and puts Jason in the ghost version of a coma but like expert level pumps him up with so much ectoplasm the kid legit dies for a hot minute there.

…It makes Batman think his kid really is dead like he is supposed to so not all is bad, the timeline is back on track.

It’s just that now Danny can’t leave Jason to be be buried in the ground like he was meant to be originally, instead he waits until no one is looking to snatch the kid up and take him with him to the infinite realms.

Jason is legit convinced he was kidnapped.

Jason: who are you and why did you kidnap me???

Danny: what— kid I didn’t kidnapped you, I saved you

Jason: likely story

Danny: really kid I’m not kidding this is not a kidnapping

Jason: well then can I go home

Danny:

Danny: no

Jason: fucking figures

…

Danny: in my defense when I found you you were already kidnapped

Jason: so? kidnapping me from my kidnappers doesn’t make u better

Danny:

Danny: well it makes me the better kidnapper

[mel-kusanagi]

more old men yaoi shenanigans @ the baratie 😋

full image in my twitter!

[ofallthingsnasty]

H A T for Ace? Hehe

Yandere Alphabet

pffffft 😂 hey, i should be the one making cheesy jokes here skadjk honestly, it might be my grand old age (not really) but he's such a soggy little man to me. you have been warned - he's very different to the ones posted so far.

tw.yandere, emotional manipulation, minors dni

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

The whole fucking relationship. He depends on you, needs you. You’re his band-aid, his childhood plushie, his mom, his sibling, his partner, his best friend - Ace is the everything-issues man and all those deep-seated insecurities and all that trauma, all that hurt is coming out when he’s with you. He’ll never hurt you physically but it’s going to be a total mindfuck for you. This whole thing clearly isn't right; he is definitely out of line, you're in this situation against your will - but he's like a wet cat when he's with you and it's not an act. You'll feel like you're losing your mind - caught between being scared and forced to dry the tears of a man who has basically decided that you're his ersatz family. Maybe he'll snap one day? He doesn't seem to be the type but he already went so far - you never know with Ace.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

He’s extremely affectionate. He’s constantly touching you, playing with your hair, your clothes, your accessories. He wants you to touch him, too - just dote on him, please, show him that you’re there, that you care for him.  Cup his cheeks, cradle his head - he’ll practically melt into your touch. If you initiate it, he’ll be so happy.  (Don't overdo it, though. Or else he's gonna start crying and you don't want that. Absolutely ghoulish.)

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Oh god, anything but tears, please. He simply can’t take those - it breaks his heart to see you sad. At first, he’ll try anything and everything to cheer you up - but it’s not only for you. It’s for him, too. I think he’s very unstable as a yandere, in the sense that he flip-flops between being delusional and being horribly self-aware of the things he has done to you. He didn't want to be a monster, ever. Now look at him, forcing someone into playing pretend with him. Maybe all those people were right and he really is a demon child.  But he can’t let you go, either. You soothe that sting in his heart, your touch is all he thinks about after a long day. As much as it eats away at him, he's too selfish to stop this.

So don’t cry, please, don’t make him face the reality of what this is. Play nice, play soft, play your part convincingly so he can forget about it all. Make him think you're here with him because you want to be and maybe he can finally believe that he deserves to be loved.

If your tears and silence don't get better, though - he’ll simply clam up and ignore you. Not out of malice, never out of malice - but he really can’t take it. He just reaches a certain point where he can't help you without spiraling himself and has to get away from those big, sad eyes.

[whereismyhat5678]

Bold of you to assume Stick isn't also black out drunk with them and Brick and Burton have to drag all three home

Awww….This is funny but also kinda cute ngl-

Also I’d totally see Mr. Stick fighting Peppino (while drunk) over something stupid- which is why Brick had to call his husband 😭 (and of course because he’s also drunk but that’s kind of the main issue-)

[supernovayuko]

It’s always Ussop who witness this

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Luffy isn't allowed to go into bars alone anymore 😮‍💨

Saw this corny ass pick up line somewhere on this site and HAD to draw it with these two😂

Buggy: You dropped something.

Luffy: Oh! What...

Buggy: Your standards. Hi, I'm Buggy.

Luffy: *buffering*

[heartbreakprincewille]

"Be the first who ever did."

Wilhelm and Simon- Cinnamon Girl, Lana Del Rey

[tradingjack]

"Once there was a Wolf, a very hungry Wolf..."

who knew having a near death experience (and the holidays in general ig) would be so exhausting lmao. anyway i'm past that and i'm back with my piece for my pinch hitter writer @noctifer-night for the @vashwoodbigbang! :D

he wrote this fun fluffy story, Patient is the Night, for the event so i can have a drawing that actually accompanies a story this time. i can say i'm really excited to read this story again, it was so so enjoyable the first time :D

of course i only had a month instead of several months this time around so this is a bit more rushed than i'd like, but it should be serviceable 😅 thanks again to mod sana for her hard work during this event and @priellan for beta-ing his story!!

[chuu-huahua]

guys @downbadforpixels told me that skk would go to ikea and act like a divorced married couple, so you guys can have SOUKOKU IKEA SHENANIGANS

no cuz they would 100% use the fake bedroom setups to argue with each other like a married couple. chuuya would bring up dazai’s constant flirting with women, and dazai would muffle a giggle behind his hand, claiming that he simply “really admired women. truly. you don’t have to worry about me cheating on you, chibikko. if not me, who else would date you?” he knows full well about the number of people who would die to get into chuuya’s pants, but that’s left unsaid.

they would buy the blahajes (that’s the plural form because i said so) too !! dazai picked one up and squeezed it to his chest tightly, before turning to chuuya and giving him his puppy eyes. “no, we are not buying that,” chuuya would reply sternly, and almost falter at the downcast expression on dazai’s face. but it’s ok, because when dazai comes home from work the next day, there would be a mountain of the shark plushies sitting on his bed waiting for him :)

they like to sit in the carts and ride around ikea too, by the way. dazai sticks his lanky legs out of the cart and he whoops as chuuya pushes him around the giant store, and their loud laughter and shouts attract the attention of many civilians. the workers try to get them to stop, but when they get one look from chuuya they immediately shrink away in fear before getting back to work, letting the redhead dote on his childish boyfriend.

dazai likes eating some of the food there too (totally not biased. shush.) ! chuuya complains that he get them much better food from much fancier places, but seeing his partner actually eat something for once puts him at ease, so he restrains most of his words for now.

they get ice cream on the car ride home, and they blast taylor swift in the car <3

[orangeboogiewoman]

today is dec 24(atleast fo me) sooo 24 fanard!!!,,,, (+ 2x/implied 24x at end)

also made a comic for thi :3

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T: ohh noo who wouldve thought someone woild put it there???? guess you have no choice four :3c

F: two

T: wh

F: did you put that there

T: errrrrrrr certainly not like i mean it's not like I want you to kiss me on the lips so badly wait i mean what i ermmmmmm yes

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(after events where x finds 2 beaten up by their bbg :33)

[firstdivisiongirl]

Greetings! I am writing the request for a friend of mine who has Tumblr but she is too lazy to write it. The request in question would be with Zoro. Set after the timeskip with a female reader where Reader thinks Zoro likes Robin (my friend has only heard about this ship with Zoro) and is incredibly jealous and pissed off all the time. Even though Zoro actually likes Reader and she thinks Reader likes Sanji too. It can end however you want as long as there is a happy ending here ... Thanks for your availability! The request is officially from @camaleontesuldivano, don't write to her, she won't answer you, she won't answer me either. Usually I send him his things, because she is just too lazy to do it ...

Hey sister! For those of you that don’t know, this is one of my sworn sisters. I finished your friends request. This was shockingly hard for me to write. I’ve been just racking my brain thinking it wasn’t good enough. I’ve had like 3 different versions. I think it’s really good now and I hope your friend will love it. Thanks!

Jealousy, Jealousy

To say you had a crush on Zoro, was like saying Luffy loves meat.  It was just a fact.  But you knew it was never meant to be.  He was in love with another.  He was in love with Nico Robin.  You knew it was inevitable.  She was smarter than you, prettier than you, better than you.  But you still went up to the crow’s nest to train with Zoro.  He lifted weights in one area, while you did yoga in another.

To say Zoro had a crush on you, was like saying Chopper loves cotton candy.  It was just a fact.  But you knew it was never meant to be.  You were in love with another.  You were in love with Sanji.  He didn’t know why.  Sanji was well, Sanji. But he still let you come to the crow’s nest to train with him.  He lifted weights in one area, while you did yoga in another.

The two of you were a great team. He sliced down enemies.  You paralyzed them with your chi blocking.  You were yin and yang, not only in battle.  He was angrier while you were calmer.  He slept and drank a lot, while you didn’t.  But, you were both blind to the others feelings.

It was a perfect day on the Thousand Sunny.  The seas were calm and crystal clear.  The sky was cloudless.  You had come out from the girls’ room and noticed Zoro was talking to Robin.  He was laughing!  He rarely ever laughed.  You were hoping to enjoy this beautiful day, but now you were pissed and jealous.  You were always pissed and jealous when you saw him with her, but you were usually good at hiding it. At least you thought you were (the bumps on Luffy’s head would disagree). But today, not so much.  Why couldn’t that be you to make him smile?  Why couldn’t he like you?  Why, just why?  You went to the tangerine trees to find Nami.

“Why is that boy always with Robin,” you asked the orange haired girl, “what makes her so great?  I mean I’m awesome.  I can be fun too.”

Nami laughed, “Is someone jealous again?  Is your little crush on him getting to you?  You going to get super pissy and stab a hole through a tangerine again because if so, you can leave.”

“No!  I just don’t get what makes her better than me? Besides, she is prettier, smarter.”

“You are so jealous today.  Just get back at him.  Make him jealous of you.”

“Really?” you asked

“Really,” she answered with a devilish look in her eyes as she continued to pick tangerines.

You knew exactly what to do.

***

“Oh Sanji, you’re so funny and handsome and a great cook,” you said to the curly browed cook who’s blue eyes were now replaced with hearts.

“You’re so sweet Y/N-swan.  Such a beautiful woman like you deserve the best.  I promise I’ll give that to you!”

Then Sanji kissed your palm.  Your plan to make Zoro jealous was in full swing.  Whenever you got the chance, you went to spend time with Sanji.  You made sure that whatever time you would have spent with the moss head swordsman was now spent with the girl crazy chef.

Did it affect Zoro?  Yes.  He was getting extremely annoyed with this.  He wanted you to train with him and not sit in the kitchen all over Sanji.  He was pissed.  So he did what he had to do.

He picked you up and carried you out of the kitchen to the crow’s nest.  When you got there, he set you down on the couch.

“What are you doing with nosebleed-kun?  What does he have that I don’t? Besides, stupidity and curly eyebrows? Why do you hate me now?” he said, a mix of anger and hurt in both his voice and sparkling eyes.

“Is someone jealous?” you retort. “I’m not into Sanji!  God no.  But aren’t you in love with Robin?  I thought you didn’t care about me.  That’s why I’ve been spending time with Sanji and why’ve I been lashing out at Luffy for being too loud.”

You heard a familiar chuckle come out of the swordsman’s mouth while his eye widened.  “I’ve only been spending time with Robin because she’s been helping me plan on how I’m going to ask you out.”

Your jaw dropped.  You got up from the couch and smashed your lips onto Zoro’s.  They were chapped, but you didn’t care.  You two moved in sync.  After a few seconds, you two broke away from each other panting.  He was the first to speak.  “So next island, you want to go to a bar with me?”

You nodded, still panting.  You two smiled, your foreheads now rested on each other’s forehead .   “I guess all is back to normal.  Train with me later?” you asked.  “Of course.  Can I be there when you break the two bit chef’s heart?  I need a good laugh.”

You nodded.  He grabbed your hand while the two of you intertwined fingers.  You left the crow’s nest.  Everyone was happy now, well everyone except for Sanji.

Please do not copy, modify, translate, or repost my writing on other platforms. Comments, reblogs or likes are highly appreciated!

[selkies-and-cycles]

“So, my dark-haired beauty,” Xelara turned to the Crown as their group walked down the hallway, arms casually folded behind her head. Crown Havîn looked over at her, one hand still on the cane assisting their right side. The Pale Sword grinned, delivering her joke with mirth twinkling in her eyes. “I’m still surprised you haven’t fallen for me yet.”

Crown Havîn blinked at her before sighing, taking in a deep breath as they pushed brown curls back from their face. “Xelara.” They began. “You are my friend and I am very fond of you. But if you make one more joke about me ‘falling for you’ because of my health,” Havîn raised their cane, sticking it squarely in the woman’s face, right between the bridge between her eyes. “I will stick this lûle directly down your throat.”

Xelara held up her hands in mock defense, stepping back with a casual slide. “Alright, alright, point taken. No more stupid disability jokes.”

Havîn lowered their wooden cane back down with a slight harrumph, but the noise seemed to be mostly in good humor as they continued onward through the hall. Delal hung back with Xelara, mentally chiding the Pale Sword as their Crown sidled up between Azad and Rêzan.

Azad raised an eyebrow at the Crown, the dimples on his cheeks fighting to keep back his amusement. “I’m starting to wonder if you even need my services as the Royal Protector, Majesty, if you’re just going to keep threatening everyone who approaches you with your cane.”

Havîn seemed to shudder at the thought, wobbling slightly at their next stop. “Azad no, please don’t leave me.” They immediately beg, to which the rest can’t help but laugh slightly. “Just because I’ve knocked out a few people before doesn’t mean I’m invincible.”

“Wait, you’ve actually attacked people with it before?” Delal chimed in, Rêzan mimicking her slightly concerned expression.

Havîn stopped, face flushing slightly as they turned their head to the side. “Most of my makeshift ‘mobility aids’ were just big tree branches.” A pause. “They’re disposable.” A quieter mumble. “...And very good for hitting enemies with.”

A brief silence. Rêzan looked conflicted about whether to be concerned or amused, as did most of the others.

Then, Xelara broke the silence.

“Wait, is that why I saw one of your guards limping earlier today?"

"..."

"Havîn..."

"I FELT REALLY BAD OKAY?!"

[aenslem]

divorced energy