#Anon ask

[read-marx-and-lenin]

what is your response to global poverty declining?

It's not. The capitalist institutions making this claim have routinely massaged the numbers and moved the goalposts to cover up the fact that global poverty is stagnating at best. And by any metric, once you take China out of the picture, global poverty is worsening.

This paper by anthropologist and economist Jason Hickel thoroughly breaks down and exposes the fraudulent nature of this claim:

The true extent of global poverty and hunger: Questioning the good news narrative of the Millennium Development Goals - Jason Hickel

[eli-evermore]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

[demonic0angel]

Danny starts selling random magical artifacts from Pariah Dark's castle to people. Super heroes, super villains, doesn't matter. What do the artifacts do? Fuck if Danny knows! He got rent to pay!

Jazz: …. Danny? I don’t think you should be doing this….

Danny: It’s fine, I need the money :)

Jazz: But Danny! You don’t even know what some of these things do!

Danny: Yeah, I do! …. After people buy them and get cursed… but it’s not too bad! Like just yesterday, a random guy named Constantine bought a watch from me and he’s still alive! It’s perfectly fine!

Jazz: …. Then why is the Justice League after you?

Danny: Jazz. I literally cannot afford to care :/

Jazz:

Danny:

Jazz: Yeah, you’re right.

Danny: Yes, thank you :) now help me package this thing. Someone named Alvin Draper wants it.

[ahappydnp]

What is the most random phan discourse you can think of off the top of your head

ummm dan and bry staging a fake kiss at the frankenweenie premiere and having pj tweet it as a #lolzjoke #gettrolledphannies except would you believe everyone took it very. seriously. and blew it up to the point where someone sent it to her real boyfriend and then everyone had to make a public statement to say they were Not really kissing

[angelsafa]

HELLO, THIS IS A SUCCESS STORY!!!

Right now, as I’m writing these words, I am crying tears of happiness. My biggest dream was to come back to Tumblr one day with a success story. I first learned about Void State in 2022 from an Instagram manifest blog called @/moncherry (whose account is now closed). Since that day, I became obsessed with it. (If there are people obsessed with Void State and as a result delaying their lives and sinking deeper, don’t feel alone because I was exactly like that.) From 2022 until June 14th, if you ask me how many times I truly tried Void State, the count probably wouldn’t exceed the fingers on two hands. “I’ll try tomorrow,” and “I just turned over and fell asleep” were my habits. But I realized that I was constantly postponing my life this way and decided to take the reins of my life back. Since the beginning of June, I stuck to one plan — ‘DON’T MOVE’. I know it sounds like a very limiting belief, but it worked for me. I chose the late hours when I wasn’t sleepy, between 9 pm and 10 pm, to keep my brain awake with caffeine, lying on my back in the starfish position, and I didn’t move after that time. Here’s what I did, step by step:

Wim Hof breathing technique (about 10 minutes)

Any Yoga Nidra meditation (about 30 minutes)

This way, you stay motionless for 40 minutes but your mind remains awake. Then I use a Void State meditation I recorded with my own voice. I’m sharing the text below for you:

Void State Meditation Script: “Find a place where you can feel comfortable. Make sure your body is as comfortable and relaxed as possible. It’s very important to take your time preparing your body for this practice. If needed, pause, take a deep breath, and come back when you feel ready. When you feel ready, lovingly close your beautiful eyes and allow your awareness to gently turn inward. Gently focus your attention on your breath; notice your belly expanding as you inhale and relaxing as you exhale, maybe feeling a sense of relief.

Let gravity do its work. Feel all the muscles in your body relax and release: your head, face, neck, shoulders, arms, hands... your chest, back, belly, hips, legs, and feet becoming heavier. Because right now, they don’t need to do anything. Whisper gently to your body: “Body, it’s time to relax now. I give you permission to relax.”

With each breath in, fill yourself with deep relaxation, and with each breath out, let all tension flow out of your body. Breathe naturally, at a rhythm that feels good to you, without overthinking it. Trust that even if you don’t consciously understand, your body benefits from this process and is doing what’s right for you. Knowing that your body understands, allow yourself to let go even more.

Now, imagine a vast and dark emptiness in your mind. An infinite, silent, shapeless space... This emptiness gently surrounds you, all your thoughts, feelings, and worries dissolve into this darkness. You no longer need to do anything; you simply exist. All remaining thoughts drift away like clouds floating in the sky. Your body’s boundaries become indistinct; you are now pure awareness in this infinite space. This emptiness fills you with peace; here there is no time, no place, no right or wrong.

Allow the darkness to envelop you. In this void, feel a nameless peace slowly wrapping around you. As this peace deepens, notice a light being born inside. This light is soft, warm, and reassuring. It slowly expands, enveloping your entire being, filling you with love and tranquility. Now, realize that this light actually comes from within you. Fully surrender to this moment.

Rest peacefully in this space for a while. Whether you stay in the endless darkness or watch a colorful display within it doesn’t matter. Trust that this moment and space are with you. With every inhale, notice how good this emptiness and light feel, and with every exhale, sink deeper into relaxation.

When you’re ready, on your next inhale, feel deep gratitude for this darkness and emptiness. Hold your breath and feel your body filling with a sense of lightness. When ready, notice this lightness spreading through your entire body and touching every cell. A sense of enlightenment arises within you; you realize you have the power to choose what your mind perceives, choosing non-judgment and acceptance. You can rest in this feeling as long as you want. Carry the peace, trust, and acceptance this experience gives you inside.

Now, I will count down from 10 to 1. With each number, you will feel closer to the void state: 10: Keep focusing on your breath. 9: Feel yourself getting closer. 8: Take one more step closer to the void in your mind, body, and emotional state. 7: Notice how wonderful it feels to breathe. 6: You are entering the void state. No struggle, no problem, no doubt. 5: You’re very close, feel how near you are. 4: You become one with the void. 3: Closer than ever before. 2: Almost fully in the void state. 1: You are now completely in the void state.”

You can either record this with your own voice or use a text-to-speech app to turn it into audio.

After the meditation, the next step is tricking the brain. Without moving, and with eyes closed, move your eyes left, right, down, and up. 1-2 minutes is enough.

Then comes a robotic affirmation: “I am the Void. I am aware that I am in the void state right now.”

Your body will already be relaxed and numb from immobility, your brain between dream and reality. When the moment comes when all sounds fade away, your entire destiny will change. This was my journey. To make your life even better than your dreams, all you need is 1 to 1.5 hours of not moving, relaxing, and affirming. It’s that simple.

What I have achieved:

୨୧ An extraordinary, never-before-seen facial beauty — green feline eyes, Russian lips, and a Cindy Crawford nose.

୨୧ Slim, narrow shoulders and rib cage, a slender waist and abdomen, proportionate wide hips, and long model-like legs.

୨୧ Hairless, crystal-clear skin free from all skin issues (Goodbye to eczema I had for years).

୨୧ Perfect, flawless, full, soft, shiny, non-frizzy, never breaking, never smelling bad, never greasy, healthy, and always beautifully scented thick wavy light brown hair.

୨୧ Always super clean, attractive, sexy, and sweet-smelling everywhere. Never sweat or smell bad. No sweat stains ever. My clothes and underwear always smell very clean, nice, and sexy. Both my bathroom visits always smell good. No sounds from the bathroom, no discharge, no gas or burps. This doesn’t harm my health.

୨୧ Graduated from Yale Law School and currently accepted to Harvard Law School for my master’s degree.

୨୧ A passive income job earning $15,000 per month and a $5,000 scholarship for my master’s degree.

୨୧ Currently living in a Bosphorus-view loft apartment in Istanbul, with a Mercedes iX.

୨୧ All the skincare products, Dyson, Apple devices, luxury cosmetics, books, cameras, and more from my Pinterest wishlist.

୨୧ My sister overcoming PCOS, and a summer house in Muğla for my mother.

୨୧ Meeting the man of my dreams in the summer of 2026.

And countless other details I can’t list here…

Learning Void State — even if years pass — never lose hope, and remember that something that has never happened before might just happen in one day. Let this be the moment your luck turns around. Thanks to all the Tumblr blogs, I am grateful beyond words. Now, to live the best summer of my life, I’m going to the Bahamas with my sister and my closest three friends. (And yes, I manifested my friends too ;) )

— OPIA (maybe I’ll use this nickname to share motivational talks and thoughts again. I love you all <3)

SO HAPPY FOR YOUUU!!

[hevvxx2]

Papasito Joaquín! inspired from Karol G new music video 🥵

YOOOOO OMGGG THE WAY HE WOULD LOOK AT YOUUU AS YOU DANCE WITH HIM! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S 😭😭😭 AS SOON AS I SAW THIS I HAD TO GET DOWN AND START WRITING, Anyways I hope I wrote this kinda how it was envisioned and to your liking!

Title: Papasito Joaquin!

Characters: Joaquin Torres x Reader

Warnings: FLIRTY! AND SUGGESTIVE!

Pink words: Translation

The bass hit low, thick and slow, pulsing through the packed Avengers rooftop party. Colored lights flashed, weaving over slick skin, glitter, and half-empty glasses. Somewhere between the third reggaetón track and the sticky heat of the crowd, she found him—leaned against a sofa with Bucky, Sam, Steve and Tony chirping in his ear.

Joaquin.

Papasito in every sense of the word—sun-warm skin, cocky little smirk, and those arms that could toss her over his shoulder like nada.

She didn’t say a word. A spanish track hit—and she started to dance. Slow, teasing. Each sway of her hips said: Pay attention, Torres. Eyes locked, she rolled her body to the rhythm, dragging her fingers up her thighs, twirling once as the beat dropped. Every man on that sofa went quiet.

Joaquín sat up.

“Should I look away? I definitely should…” Sam muttered.

Tony raised a brow. “That’s… definitely not for us.”

Bucky just whistled.

Steve almost spit out his beer as he was drinking it and just looked away.

She turned her back to Joaquín and backed it up—a challenge, a dare, an invitation.

He was on his feet in seconds, eyes dark, pulse racing. He didn’t ask. Just walked over like he owned the floor, hands landing right on her love handles with a grip that made her gasp.

“¿Así te gusta, nena?” he growled low in her ear, and holy hell, her knees almost gave out.

(Do you like it like this, baby?)

And then—they were dancing.

Chest to chest, hips swaying in sync, bodies brushing with every roll and grind. His hands slid to her waist, fingers resting right on her love handles like he already knew she liked it. He pulled her close, so close she could feel every inch of him through the thin fabric between them.

He leaned in, lips grazing the shell of her ear.

“¿Tú querías esto, verdad?” he murmured.

(“This is what you wanted, right?”)

She nodded, breathless.

Then—he dropped to one knee behind her.

Right there, in the middle of the dance floor.

With the song climbing in heat, he pressed closer, his palms guiding her hips with reverence and filth. Her ass was practically in his face as he moved her, slow, grinding her into every beat. His grip was firm, fingers digging into her waist like he never wanted to let go. His head dipped just enough for his breath to kiss her lower back, and she felt his lips skim along the line of her spine.

The world blurred.

It was just them now—him kneeling behind her like a sinner at the altar, and her, his goddess in motion.

She arched back, hand reaching behind to tangle in his curls. He looked up at her, cheeks flushed, lips parted, hungry.

“Papasito..” she panted, barely audible over the music. “You keep touching me like that and we’re gonna cause a scandal.”

He smirked, biting his lip. “Then let ‘em watch, mami.”

And when he stood, spinning her into his arms like they’d done this dance a thousand times, her body melted into his.

Because if this was the kind of fire they sparked just dancing…

The afterparty?

Was gonna be straight-up inferno.

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[jason-is-alive]

John would make such a good sex slave for you

Yes, he would. But only during a BDSM setting.

[stygiansun-totaleclipse]

Let's say MC usually gives Ro a kiss in the morning, but one day, forgot?

How would the ros react/feel?

Kieran: assumes they just forgot. Probably. Most likely. On second thought they need to ask some probing questions bc are you mad at them?

Nihm: …????? 🥺🥺🥺 Are you mad at me…?

Samira: will just immediately bring it up with mc (she needs to be sure it was unintentional bc if it wasn’t then Whaa—? Offended. She’s not kissing you goodnight then like she usually does)

Lilith/Lucien and Aurynn:

[crunchybeards]

Professional opinion on our one true baby boy Joel?

He's perfect and has done nothing wrong ever. I would die a thousand deaths and a million more just to hear him laugh.

Also I quite literally cannot think about him for more than 5 seconds without wanting to breakdown crying lol. Of all the characters would definitely say he's had one of the most profound impacts on me. His entire family is just beyond painful to think about. So uhh I'd much rather talk about Joel and his family in a separate post aka when I don't actually let out cries of agonising pain whenever I think about them so awhile. Ask me this again in a month's time, when I've, hopefully, calmed down about them :)

And here are some unposted doodles of the boy, with my little hc ref for him. Also featuring a Clint from a comic wip that's just for me and my buddy to cry about lol.

The drawings are a bit messy because I didn't really plan on posting these, these are joke drawings between me and the bestie.

Edit: Got an anon asking about Joel and Clint's familial status so check it out here if you want my non-cursed designs for Joel's family :)

[woodsmanwife]

Good afternoon, I’m fellow wood guy over here in the ozarks👋🏻 I’m obsessed with my girl like you are with yours:) I have a minor request, do y’all have any black/white pics?

Like this? Or are you wanting bbc?

[yandere-daydreams]

dear daydreams,

have you played date everything?

love,

anon

i'm gonna fuck those hangers if it costs me my life.

[ellitx]

Oooh, what if darling was jealous of how close Venti seemed to Dahlia and how well they got along? Dahlia keeps talking about barbatos, keeps fanboying about him, and darling is just like,,, "can you not"

Idk if its just me but im lowkey getting jealous of these venlia posts i keep seeing on my feed and my heart cracks every time i see how close venven and dahlia are 😔 oh to worship the lord himself

I can see darling getting pouty at first every time they came across with dahlia. Knowing dahlia might invite him for a drink at a tavern, she would immediately hug venti’s arm and drag him away (which venti find it cute).

But if venti insisted and even invited darling, it would be hard to say no to him when he’s giving you the puppy eyes. Sighing, you reluctantly agreed and followed them both.

You weren’t even at the tavern yet, but they were walking side by side as they chat. While you just walked behind them. Not even next to venti where he could be the middle. But behind.

You know they were close and you also didn’t want to intervene their talk. So you just took a deep breath and enjoyed the scenery. You chanted in your head you were calm, you were not jealous, and jealousy is a sin.

But your heart kept tugging. You brushed it off, distracted yourself with something else, shifted your gaze away from them.

But you couldnt.

It was hard.

The more you ignored it, the harder it pulled. When venti asked you what drink you would like to take, you took a deep breath and forced a smile.

“Anything’s fine.” You said.

“Oh, uh, alcoholic or non-alcoholic?” He asked.

“I said anything’s fine. I don’t mind which drink you’ll pick for me.”

Venti blinked and tilted his head at your cold tone. His brows pinched together to read between the lines of your words. But you gave him nothing else. Just a smile. Too even. Too rehearsed.

“Alright…”

You turned your face away just slightly to hide the twitch of your lips.

You didn’t mean to sound distant. Not really. But you couldn’t help it when they were still talking so comfortably, so naturally. They shared jokes and old stories, and you couldn’t even keep up.

You weren’t mad. You weren’t.

You just hated that it was so easy between them.

It stung you so bad that you were behind and out of place.

Even inside the tavern when you finally sat beside venti, it didn’t help ease the tugging in your heart.

Somehow it just made it worse.

Dahlia kept joking with him with some dry comment only the two of them understood. Venti would laugh and your heart sank a little more with each exchange.

You silently sipped your drink. Whatever it was, it tasted sweet and fizzy. Something venti would absolutely pick for you. Normally, you’d giggle and have turns in sipping each other’s drinks to taste. But not tonight.

“Hey, you okay?” Venti’s voice cut in and his hand gently brushed your thigh under the table. He leaned close to check your face as his brows furrowed together in worry and concern. “You’ve been kinda quiet…”

Dahlia raised a brow and glanced at you as well. “Is everything alright, [Name]? Was the drink not to your liking?”

You shook your head quickly. “I’m fine. I’m just a little tired. Maybe it’s the walk.”

Venti didn’t seem convinced, but he offered a sympathetic smile anyway. “Want me to take you home?”

“No,” you said too quickly. You cleared your throat. “No, I mean, it’s fine. You two should catch up. I can wait.”

That was a lie. A terrible, heavy lie that pressed against your ribs.

But venti suddenly turned to dahlia and smiled. “Actually, I think we’ve caught up enough for now.”

Dahlia blinked. “But we haven’t even finished our drinks—”

“And that’s a sign,” Venti cut in smoothly, rising from his seat and tugging you up by the hand. “We’ve got better drinks at home anyway.”

“Wha—Venti!” you yelped and your eyes widened as he pulled you away and dragged you to the door.

Behind you, dahlia groaned. “You’re leaving the tabs to me again?!”

Venti only grinned over his shoulder. “Sorry, Dahlia! I’ll pay you back tomorrow!”

Back on the path home, the moment it was just the two of you again, venti slowed his pace and laced your fingers with his.

“You know, for someone who says they’re not jealous… you pout adorably,” he began out of nowhere.

You sputtered. “I wasn’t—!”

“Yes, you were,” he chuckled, swinging your entwined hands gently. “And for the record, you don’t have to walk behind me ever again, okay? I like it better when you’re beside me.”

You turned your head away and muttered, “Then you should’ve adjusted so I’d walk next to you…”

Venti blinked at your quiet mutter, completely caught off guard by your honesty. Then a sheepish smile tugged at his lips.

“…You’re right,” he admitted, scratching his cheek with his free hand. “It was careless of me for leaving you…”

Venti gently tugged your hand and pulled you to a stop beneath a tree.

“Hey.” His voice dropped softly and he delicately held your chin between his fingers. “Look at me, love.”

You hesitated but slowly met his gaze.

“I’ll do better. Next time, I’ll keep you close. I’ll make sure you’re never behind me, not even for a step. If I ever walk too far again, just pull me back, alright?” His hand came up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, lingering there for a moment. “…Or maybe I’ll just tie a ribbon between us so we’re stuck together. That way I can’t get distracted.”

You finally cracked a smile. “That sounds clingy.”

Venti leaned in and brushed his temple against yours. “Then I guess I’m stuck with you forever.”

[demonic0angel]

So since you're doing genderswaps, could you do Tim and Kon getting swapped for Dani?

Hell yeah I can :3

[ahappydnp]

Was there an old Dan tweet quoting paparazzi from lady Gaga in regards to Phil?

worse. it was on a pic of phil he took on phil's dailybooth the day dan left oct 21st 2009 to which phil replied 'come back'

[scentedpeachlandcreator]

stop ✋🏻

EVERYONE. ATTENTION. HERE. PLEASE.

i’m so mad right now 💢😭 Like, seriously? Why do people stress about “shifting” when they’re manifesting? You're not going anywhere, you’ll still be right where you are. The only thing that’s changing is that you’re finally getting your godamn manifestation!

We’re manifesting every second, even before you ever heard about the Law of Assumption, you were still manifesting, just unconsciously, babe! So if back then you didn’t worry like, “OMG, I shifted,” or “I left my real family behind,” then why start overthinking now that you're manifesting consciously?

When you manifest something, reality doesn’t suddenly become unfamiliar, it feels just like before when you were manifesting unknowingly. Nothing weird or dramatic happens , you’re just finally aware of what you’re doing now.

now that you’re manifesting consciously, why the sudden panic? Calm down. When your manifestation shows up, it’s gonna feel just like when things happened “by accident” before, except now, you’re the one running the show.

please correct me if Im wrong anywhere ! 🩷

BIG APPLAUSE FOR THIS ANON🗣️👏🏻

That what I'm talking about 😌.

Xoxo, Eli