#Theo thoughts

[nottswitch]

kinda really need to make out with theo in bed, slow and sloppy, while our bodies are pressed together, with his arm loosely draped around my waist; to feel his cock harden against my thigh, to let my hand rest there without really doing anything and feel it throb lightly under my touch. but he isn’t impatient, he’s slowly grinding against my palm, moaning quietly into my mouth and caressing my hip, and it’s all just relaxed and gentle and loving

[the0retically]

I know if nobody’s got me at least Slimecicle immersive horror videos got me

[cupids-dove]

God, I would do anything for Theodore Nott to yell at me in Italian

[thechildbythesea]

TMNT Grind

so because of a friend, i am back on my tmnt sht lol and i decided to start with the best, 2003, and watching the first episode, i am reminded why i love this show so freaking much

raph called leo "teachers pet"

leo retorted with "ninja drop out"

AND THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE LIKE "ooooo" LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS DURING A CAT FIGHT XD i love my precious idiots so much

[diaries-of-a-deadbeat-dyke]

DC needs to pick one person to write Jason for like 5-10 uninterrupted years. Let someone actually make a character with him. Y’know. A consistent personality, consistent traits, an actual moral framework to work with. It’s gonna be divisive and people are gonna piss their pants if he isn’t a tragic softboy victim who does no wrong but whatever, grow up. Commit to something. He’s just not anything and never has been post-resurrection, despite having nothing but interesting potential. Let someone do something with him, and make it stick.

[thechildbythesea]

this is the type of crazy content that i adore seeing

dad jokes

ace appreciation

matthew illiard

someone seeing something that isn't there and then it get's manifested by an artist

god i love this website

[nottswitch]

honestly, bully!theo who is so mean to you in front of his friends but kisses down your neck so sweetly when you two are alone as an unspoken apology

oh my god… you couldn’t have come at a better time bc i‘ve been thinking about making a slytherin bullies au soon, the whole group and separately, and now, it’s definitely happening 🤭

but yes, bully!theo would absolutely never, ever in his life admit to having any sort of affection towards you in public, or to any of his (bully) friends. it’s hard to even make him feel anything towards you tbh, bc he bullies literally for the fuck of it, bored out of his mind and getting a thrill out of seeing you squirm and cry. if in the midst of it all he somehow catches feelings, he’s gonna use it completely to his own advantage. he’ll continue bullying you, being a mean, ruthless jerk and laughing it up with his friends, but he’ll also start thinking of ways to use you for, well, physical pleasure – if he has feelings, at least he can get something out of it, which might turn out to be a good fuck. and he’s already under ur skin as a bully, so to turn your displeasure/frustration/fear of him into loving wouldn’t be so hard, right?? so he’d approach you, pretending to be so sweet, hands gently roaming over your body, lips on your neck as he whispers how beautiful you are. and each time, you think your next public encounter is gonna be different, but each time, it’s the same thing. he keeps bullying you like your private little moments never happened, and then he kisses it all away when you meet up in an empty classroom next. he never uses words tho, so when you finally have the guts to confront him about his exhausting duality, he chuckles and shrugs. 'well, tesoro, have i once said i’m gonna stop, hm? see, you dumb little thing, i never did. now, let’s get your pretty head busy with something else, yeah?’

au. more.

[the0retically]

I’m so serious there should be more disability representation in fantasy stories

[thechildbythesea]

Would you write a chasexchiefburns fic based off of the 3rd episode of the second season, where chief is sick, but could you write it so chase takes care of him

:3 Please and thanks

ooooo i love sickfics! and that is such a cute idea, i will absolutely write it!

[diaries-of-a-deadbeat-dyke]

2007 red hood movie would have bullet with butterfly wings as the trailer song and the music for the centerpiece action scene. post

[thechildbythesea]

I love this so much, its so cute and so accurate (especially the last one lol)

💖💖💖💖

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[prabeankai]

Our lovely group of neighbours all gathered in one place! A pleasant group photo, isn't it? ^^

Though take a closer look, maybe a smidge of a squint, and you might find that all may not be as it seems? 🤔

But I'm urged to assure you, all is just fine! Just don't look between the spirals and lines...

[kisseobie]

p1harmony as your stoner boyfriends

pairings: ot6!piwon x fem!reader

warnings: nsfw (mdni)

a/n: hello again 😓 sorry for being gone for months, i still don’t know how much i have in me to post regularly, but i hope u all like this nonetheless <3 if this sucks please give me some grace, i’m so out of practice. anyways i love stoner piwon 😸

tags: established relationships, drug use (obviously, please stay safe!), sexual content, high sex, cunnilingus, blowjobs, domesticity, idk what else

౨ৎ keeho

the only member i think would rather drink than get high, but honestly, he’s down for anything you want. kyo doesn’t really buy bud on his own, so you’d have to be the provider i fear. all is well though, because he sends you money every other day anyways. the first time you got high together, keeho’s tolerance was shit, and the man had fallen asleep within 20 minutes of the sesh. now though, he’s built up his tolerance, and rather than getting sleepy, he just becomes cockier than he already is. compliments come easy to keeho, he’s never shied away from praising you, but when he’s smoked some weed, it’s like the words just spill out. it’s almost annoying, he knows exactly which buttons to push and prod at until you’re reduced into a blushing mess, and keeho definitely uses that to his advantage. what he doesn’t expect, is for you to retaliate, pressing your fingers into his chest to push him backwards, his back hitting the soft of your mattress as he looks up at you confused. it makes you giggle, how he’s so easy to render speechless when moments ago, he wouldn’t dare shut up.

admittedly, you’d already been craving him, long before he had made his way to your apartment. now that you’re high though, all that’s on your mind is keeping the boy beneath you quiet, almost as if to teach him a lesson. your attention falls from his face to his crotch area, his dick already pressing against his jeans, as if his body was anticipating this before his mind could even catch on. you coo at his patheticness, reveling in this newfound power you have over him. your manicured nails find themselves underneath his white tee, scratching slightly at his bare chest as kyo continues to silently ogle you. you don’t miss the blush on his ears though, or how his eyes glaze over in a way that makes it obvious he wants nothing more than to be taken care of. you test the waters by ghosting your fingers over his covered cock, now painfully aware of how inexperienced you are when it comes down to dominating him, as the opportunity hadn’t arrived until just now. you look at your boyfriend to gauge his reaction, and he simply nods to give you permission to use him as you please. confident once more, you unbutton his jeans slowly, all while staring at his bewilderment (and enjoyment!) of your sudden affinity for dominating him. twenty something minutes later, you’ve got keeho in tears, the man whimpering and thrashing around in your sheets, all while your fist pumps his dick as fast as you can manage. you’ve robbed him of three orgasms at this point, and you’re not planning on stopping anytime soon.

౨ৎ theo

taeyang was an avid stoner long before he had even met you, and now that you’re his girl, he’s corrupted you as well—if the pen you carry around like a vice is anything to go by. he’s still disciplined though, saving his smoke seshes for the weekend, where he can actually enjoy himself without having to stress about work. his ideal weekend entails sleeping in, picking you up to take you on a date, bringing you home to lounge around, and of course, smoke. i imagine theo has a cozy little spot in the corner of his living room where he likes to get high the most. there’s a good view of the tv from there, along with cushions that remind him of his childhood home, proper ventilation, the works. before you’re even over, he makes sure to have your go-to blanket on top of your usual cushion, along with some of your favorite snacks. once you’re both back at his place after another successful date, you get undressed into something comfy and make a beeline for his special corner, harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban already on, lighter and joint in your boyfriend’s hand. the two of you have a routine at this point, tuning the movie out and making conversation as the high starts to kick in.

high sex with taeyang isn’t guaranteed. it happens when it happens, so you aren’t necessarily expecting your boyfriend to lean over and stare at your lips, much less to make out with you right then and there. you get ahold of the situation pretty quickly though, deepening the kiss while putting out the joint on the ashtray beside you. he’s not super vocal, but his tight grip on your hips makes his desire for you undeniable, and lucky enough for him, it doesn’t take long before you can feel your arousal, your panties now sticky. he stops kissing you for a moment to stare at you, smiling like he just won the lottery. “i missed you.” is all he says, and the man doesn’t even give you enough time to reply, locking your lips once more while his hands move upwards to knead at your clothed tits. the stimulation is heavenly, and with just a few gropes you’re whimpering into his mouth, hot and heavy. eventually, yangie pulls you into his inviting lap, and after some more making out, you’re both naked from the waist down, with your pussy grinding against his thick cock in hurried motions. there’s no time to think, no time to even put him inside of you. all you care about is the dizzying friction against your cunny, and theo wouldn’t have it any other way.

౨ৎ jiung

rolls up for you every time like a true gentlemen—is good at it too. prefers to smoke with you out on his fancy patio, the chill air easing him into fully letting go, without having to worry about the pungent scent of bud that’ll no doubt linger on his clothes later. however, if you’re convincing enough, he might just allow you to place yourself atop his lap, your combined weight pressing into the plush of ji’s living room couch as you blow smoke into the stillness of his apartment. jiung, always responsible, has water bottles within reach for whenever need be, as well as the cute calico cat ash tray you bought him a few months back. hatessss getting ash anywhere but in the tray, and scolds you if some drops onto his hardwood floors. has a pretty high tolerance, but when it does hit, all of his stress fades away pretty quickly. isn’t really all that talkative, as he’d rather listen to whatever bullshit you have to spew when you’re high off of your mind. gently rubs at your thighs with his cold hands as he listens, a curious look in his eyes that’s mixed with something else that you can only place as love.

waits until your high dissipates into a thin fog before he suggests anything remotely sexual, afraid that he’ll do something rash and regret it afterwards. jiung tends to be a little lazier in this state, preferring to spoon fuck you into the couch at a slower pace than usual—not that you mind, especially not when his cock hits every little spot inside your gummy walls. kisses at your exposed shoulders after every few mind-numbing thrusts, and like always, makes sure that you’ve came on his cock before indulging in his own peak. jiung gets kinda sappy once the deed is done, evident in the way he turns you over to look at him, or how his hands come up to cradle your fucked out face, grounding you almost instantly. whispers sweet nothings at you until your eyes have fallen shut, and proceeds to bridal carry you to his bed when he’s sure you’ve tapped out for the night, knowing how much you despise waking up cramped on his couch. getting high with bf!jiung is comfortable, and you know that you’re always in safe hands with him.

౨ৎ intak

hwang intak rolls worst joint ever, asked to leave p1harmony. genuinely though, his lazy ass always stocks up on the weakest pre-rolls, because he knows his fingers aren’t to be trusted with the pretty pink rolling papers you bring to every smoke sesh. you always end up having to roll for the two of you because of his lackluster skills, but he makes up for it by buying his girl a cute hello kitty themed grinder. has a really low tolerance, but swears up and down that he’s not high (he absolutely is). when he’s baked, he somehow gets even touchier with you, pawing at each and every curve of your body with no shame. his big eyes get all droopy, tinted a slight red color as he watches you—perched up against his bedroom wall, joint between your fingers as you pay him no mind, like he’s not even there. for some reason, i see intak as the type to want to work for your attention, especially during times like these, where all you really care about is getting high, with or without him. he’s not one to falter when it comes to a challenge.

in true intak manner, he’d try to get you to crack with physical touch, and although the feel of his hands against your skin affects you more than you’d ever admit, the final push would definitely be intak getting real close to your ear, whispering something like “let me make you feel good? please?”, and you don’t have to be asked twice. smirks all stupid when he realizes he’s won, ready to make you see stars and regret ignoring him. i think tak would be an eater when he’s high, not like he usually isn’t, but his desire to explore your cunt with his tongue just grows tenfold when he’s in this state. takes you right there on his carpeted floor, not even bothering to take off any of his own garments, because this is just for you. likes to take his time with it, looking up at you with teary, hazy eyes as he admires the crinkles in your features when he moves his tongue especially well. wouldn’t even stop once you’ve hit your climax, is way too lost in the sauce, overstimulating your pussy until he comes in his pants with a groan like some horny teenager. he’s not ashamed about it in the slightest, as intak thinks the sexiest thing in the world is to have his girl rutting against his eager mouth.

random little thought of mine, but i imagine intak lovessss to get crossed as well :3

౨ৎ soul

i don’t know why, but sho pegs me as an avid bong user. maybe it’s the childlike whimsy of pulling and watching bubbles rise in the chamber, much like how he’d blow bubbles into a glass of milk as a kid. i don’t know, but soul loves himself a good bong. has a bunch of ‘em actually, colorful and strangely shaped. whenever you get high together, he lets you pick out the one you want to use from his collection, like the true gentleman he is. you’re both sat in front of his janky tv, passing around the bong and laughing at whatever anime soul’s currently binging. your boyfriend’s personality doesn’t change much when he’s high, but you on the other hand, happen to get horny each and every time. maybe it’s the way your foggy brain can only focus on his side profile, the light of tv screen casting a glow on his pale skin in the prettiest of ways, accentuating his jawline that you oh so love. maybe it’s his posture, hands pressed into the floor behind him to support his weight, sweatpants adorning his slightly spread legs that leave little to the imagination. whatever it is, you’re horny, and you get an idea that brings a flush of pink to your cheeks.

you crawl over a bit to hover over his legs, and shota, bless his heart, is too high preoccupied with the episode to wonder what you’re doing. you place your forearms onto his legs to stabilize yourself before looking up at him some more, waiting with batted lashes for soul to finally make eye contact with you. when he does, your lips move faster than your brain. “can i suck you off?” is what shota registers before blood rushes to his dick embarrassingly quick, and the innocent but eager look in your eyes has him filling up his sweatpants in record time. he’d probably mumble some stupid shit like “uh huh” with his gaze focused on your every move, clearly forgetting all about the show that was taking up all his attention earlier. you smile while pulling his sweats down, just enough to free his cock—red and begging for attention, the view making you salivate. of course, you get to work real quick, pumping his dick with a tight closed fist before taking it all the way in your mouth with some effort. your boyfriend lets out a strained “fuck” at the contact, hips already chasing the heat of your mouth, making you gag around the flesh—just how you like it. he comes embarrassingly quick, but you still swallow up everything with pleasure, cunt throbbing and head still lost to your high. when you pull off of him with a smile, shota wastes no time in grabbing your face and pulling you into a messy kiss, with his taste still on your tongue. and of course, he returns the favor with the most ruthless back shots, slapping at pulling at your ass to give thanks for your generosity. :D

౨ৎ jongseob

once again pitching the idea of seob being your boyfriend, as well as your dealer all-in-one.. only difference is, you don’t have to pay him shit, which is very convenient! has a zip on him at all times, and you’re forever thankful for it—especially when you’ve had a god awful day. his favorite way to cheer you up after one of those types of days is by getting high together, oh and fucking your brains out too. he’s not really picky location wise, doesn’t have a designated spot where he likes to smoke, as he’s used to getting ash on his sheets and doesn’t mind it much. while he’s sparking up, he watches you get unready for the night from the comfort of his bed. you’re wearing a cute little baby tee and some pajama shorts you bought a while back, hunched over by the vanity he bought just for your convenience when you sleep over. seobie lovesss watching you do your skincare in his bedroom, the sight so domestic and comfortable, making him want you even more than he already does. once you’re all done with your routine, he’s already taken a few puffs and passes the joint to your ready fingers as you approach him. is surprised when you seat yourself on his lap, but you look so pretty while doing it that he wouldn’t dare complain.

if you blow smoke into his face with a giggle, he’s a goner. flips you over to kiss you silly, pausing momentarily to take another hit from the still-lit blunt. jongseob when high is at his most confident, and it doesn’t take long before he’s smirking down at you while feeling you up over your clothes. unbeknownst to him, you’ve been waiting for this moment all day, to be in his bed, with a much needed high. his smooth fingers tease a bit more, grazing against the bare skin of your tummy, but never daring to touch you underneath the layers of polyester until you work for it. you’d squirm a bit, joint long forgotten and clearly unamused at his antics, but eventually you can’t wait anymore! the magic word is “please”, and as soon as it’s spoken, he lets go of all the teasing and gives you what you really want. pulls off your clothes with a mix of love and lust in his eyes, and fucks you into his mattress without hesitation. laughs at the sight of his dick forming a bulge in your tummy, presses on it just enough to get your eyes rolling back. you both fall asleep after a few more rounds, and he doesn’t even bother pulling out, just holds you close with his cock still planted in your cunny. he’s so <33

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[nottsluvv]

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“fuck.” theo is panting, his hand wrapped around his dick. he presses his forehead against your window, his hands jerking his erection as he watches the man you brought home push himself into you.

he watches you arch your back off the couch, a silent moan escaping your lips. theo’s cock throbs in his hand as he narrows his eyes, keeping them trained on you. your legs aren’t spread out enough, not pressed far back enough, and he isn’t hitting you deep enough.

theo hisses as he watches the man not push deep enough and his movements along his shaft grow faster, harder, needier. it was absolutely pathetic the way theo wished—no, yearned—for him to be the one to touch you, to kiss you, to claim you, and to fuck you.

properly.

he closes his eyes as he fully releases his cock from his jeans, jerking it off as he imagines fucking you from behind. 

your moans roar in theo’s ears as he ruts himself against you, his cock thrusting into your ass as you arch your back into him, crying out.

“does that feel good, cara mia?” theo hisses into your ear, grabbing your hair to expose your neck as he continues pounding your ass. “taking my cock in your ass?” he uses his free hand to spank your buttcheek, making a strangled cry escape your lips.

“theo—fuck yes, feels so—so good!”

your eyes gloss over as he grips your hair into a fist with one hand, forcing you to arch your back into him as he pounds you from behind. theo grunts, his hand leaving another mark on your ass with a loud slap.

“cazzo, look at this ass taking my cock so well,” theo groans. “beautiful ass, baby. ‘m gonna fill this ass up, yeah?”

“theo—please, yes,” you moan breathlessly as his fingers tangle deeper into your hair, the hand on your buttcheek gliding to your lower stomach. theo pushes his hand onto your skin, forcing you to meet him with every thrust.

your eyes roll to the back of your head as his thrusts get sloppier, a heat building up significantly between your legs. theo presses harder against your lower stomach, the pressure splitting through your body as the orgasm rips you in half.

you’re panting when you come down, your vision unblurring slightly, gasps falling from your lips in time with theo’s thrusts.

theo’s eyes fly open as he gets jerked back to reality, his forehead pressed against the side of the window, his cock pulsing and throbbing in his hand as he jerks it furiously. he grunts, biting down on his lip as he watches your date keep up at the same slow pace.

you could do so much better, theo thinks. you could have me.

his hand’s motions quicken as he feels his climax building up soon. he keeps his eyes on you, nice and spread out on the couch, and he imagines you under him, his cock wrecking your pussy.

theo groans, feeling sticky liquid seep between his fingers as pleasure racks through every single bone, every single muscle in his body. at the same time, your own orgasm hits you, and he sees your eyes roll back, your hips lift and your legs spread instinctively.

he squeezes his cock, swearing he feels your pussy clench around him.

soon. soon you’ll be his, and there is nothing you can do about it.

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[nottswitch]

theo is such a hand kisser. he’d randomly kiss your hand while you walk, his eyes looking deep into yours and making you stumble a bit in your steps (he’d always catch you, though). you’d be sitting next to him on a couch in the common room, talking to your friends, and he’d bring your hand to his face, softly brushing his lips against the back of it as he listens to the guys’ chatter. and during sex??? don’t even get me started. he’d press one of your hands next to your head as he slowly fucks you in missionary, leaning down and trailing a wet path from your palm down to your wrist and forearm. bonus points if you giggle, making him smile against your skin

[the0retically]

Just because fantasy worlds have magic, that does not mean disabilities are gone from the world

It allows for more mobility aids, magic to help in certain areas, but on the flip side it also cause issues, magic strains you and zaps your energy the more you use it, it may help but it also takes from you and it would be so interesting to see that in a story

Magic can assist but it is also a hindrance