#They're so much fun in COMPLETELY different ways and they're such labors of love

[eleanorfenyxwrites]

2023 AO3 Stats Breakdown

I did this last year and I thought it was interesting for me to see if nothing else, so I'm doing it again this year! I didn't get my main goal done (which was finishing all my outstanding WIPs....or any of my wips....) but let's see what I did do!

Total Wordcount (approximate*): 62,285 words across 7 fics in 1 fandom

Most popular (by hits): Soldier, Poet, King (5,435) [Although if we'd like to go based on fics that were actually finished in 2023, the winner would be Why Not Me?, which I finished posting on January 29th and currently has 3,885 hits)

Most popular (by kudos): Why Not Me? (486)

Least Popular (by hits): The Romance of Anonymity (615)

Least Popular (by kudos): The Romance of Anonymity (100)

Highest Wordcount: Soldier, Poet, King (101,359) (up 22,669 words from last year, which would still put it above anything else in the list)

Lowest Wordcount: Outta Time (4,737)

*This year my approximate wordcount is EXTREMELY off. Partially because I know how much of SPK I wrote this year but not how much of Why Not Me? technically fell in 2023 so that one's more than it should be. Also, though, because I have two fics that I've been working on that I have posted absolutely nothing of, one of which is collaborative. These two projects together are another 200k easily, and while I don't know exactly how much I've contributed numerically to the collaborative fic, I've probably done roughly half, probably a bit less. That's still another ~150k that y'all haven't seen yet, and that's partly why my numbers feel so much lower than what they've been in the past.

Fic Breakdown

I only wrote for the MDZS/CQL fandom this year, and with the exception of Why Not Me? everything that I've written for has been 3zun (and that actually includes my secret projects as well). I haven't had nearly as much time to write this year as I would've liked due to real life shit, so when I do have the opportunity to write I'm much more likely to write about 3zun than anyone else as they remain my favorite ship. If we don't include Soldier, Poet, King and Why Not Me? in this year's lists, as I started them both in 2022, then in 2023 I wrote a total of 5 fics.

These 5 fics account for 35,422 words out of my total (dubious) wordcount as calculated by AO3.

1/5 was a total standalone oneshot: Cut From The Same, which was inspired by art/posts from littlesmartart and guqinandflute here on tumblr, was written for Polyship Week 2023, days 4 & 8 "Soulmates/Free Day" (I wanted to do it for day 4 but ran out of time, so I posted it on day 8 instead).

2/5 are parts of a new series: Outta Time and Roses Are Falling are the first two installments in the Orville Peck Cinematic Universe series, sparked by conversations between myself and littlesmartart about my tentative ongoing Brokeback Mountain AU, Orville Peck's music, and the appeal of cowboy culture in general.

2/5 are additions to ongoing series from 2022: The Romance of Anonymity is an installment in my 90's Strip Mall AU series, Tales From Jianghu Shopping Center, and was written to fulfill Polyship Week 2023 prompts for days 1 and 3, "Roadtrip" and "Bed Sharing", respectively. You're Safe Here is an extra for my 1970's Wangxian AU, The Sculptor, and the series is now called Lavender and Free Love. I wrote it for Polyship Week 2023 day 2, "Missing Scene" (which I didn't realize at the time meant a missing scene from somewhere in canon not from one of my own fics, but oops oh well).

With all that said - what did I actually write?

I almost exclusively posted one-shots this year, with the exception being The Romance of Anonymity, which is two brief chapters written for two separate prompts. Like I said, it's been a busy year in a lot of very good ways, but they weren't very conducive to hammering out chaptered/massive fics very quickly. That being said, Secret Project 1 is currently at 12.5 chapters with 103,939 words written, and by the time I'm done it'll probably wind up somewhere around 15 chapters/~130k at my current trajectory. Secret Project 2, the collaborative one, is currently at (I believe) 14 chapters, with ~111k words written, pre-final editing and logistics. It'll also include at least 4 extras which are currently being written. I also currently have two more active WIPs for the OPCU: a prequel NieLan-centered fic centered on Mingjue acquiring the ranch, and a post-main-timeline SangCheng fic the summer after the original fic(s) (that will also become its own series/universe like the 3zun works).

So big things coming in 2024!! I've been writing a lot behind the scenes, even with things like my first public exhibition back in May, working 40+ hours a week while also visting family back home over the summer, and now (as of September) working through the final year of my undergrad degree while simultaneously continuing to make professional connections so I'll (hopefully) have jobs to fall back on once I graduate in June.

What did I enjoy writing the most this year?

The Orville Peck Cinematic Universe, hands down. I absolutely love this universe and the art that littlesmartart makes as the other half of it, I'm slightly feral for my 3zun modern-day cowboys in love. The same as with Tales From Jianghu Shopping Center last year, I love love love having a fun, relaxing, low-stakes universe to play around in and write fluffy things that make me happy to help me offset some of the stresses of life, and I really love flexing my AU muscles to make sure everyone still (hopefully 😅) feels very natural and right in a setting so far removed from canon.

I didn't accomplish my goal of finishing any of my longstanding WIPs this year, but I'm okay with that! I still don't consider any of them to be abandoned and I do genuinely want to see them all finished one day, but for now I've given myself permission to let them sit there languishing while I make things that give me that good brain juice while my life is going through a lot of transition stages that leave me very little energy to enjoy my hobbies.

Looking ahead, this year I'll be graduating from art college; attempting to find a 'real' job that will satisfy immigration laws so I can continue to stay where I am and begin working on becoming a naturalized citizen; making and selling my ceramics on the side to begin building a solid studio practice in my local community; exhibiting my more artistic work in exhibitions both local and foreign as well as submitting it for awards to begin building up a CV; and trying to start saving money in the hopes that I can buy my house in a few years' time. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I'm busy as all hell and that's not going to change anytime soon, but hopefully I'll have some good writing time in 2024 and continue to be active in this fandom/community that I love so much!

Y'all are really the best and thanks for another great year 🥰

[thegnomelord]

Shark

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(Brainrot time! Blame dougielovelove for their new work. Had a bit of a bad day and i usually dont write spicy things

This one can be set in monster au. Readers a captain of a whole different task force meant for oceanic endevours. Im talkin the readers a shark hybird (biased) their lieutenant a whale hybird, sergent an orca or a pufferfish, their newest recurits a fuckin salmon, the works.

They're close knit, heck even poly if you want. Price and the Reader meet through connections with Laswell. They find out they hav the same target, price is stubborn and wont drop the mission, despite how most of his team is not suited for water.

Reader respects it and they work really well together. A bit too well, even to the point theyre considering merging the teams.

Completely honest, Price is starting to fall for their fellow captain. I mean how can you not, they've swooped in and saved them countless times, preventing the oceans waters from completely swallowing them in the dark abyss.

Not to mention his sergents and lieutenant are just the cutest, so eager to do well and work together with his own. Just protective instincts, hit him to the point hes pickin everyone up and scentin them. They're his hoard now.

Reader and Price are settleing paper work in his office. Readers busy writing down important information and signing off reports, but price cant help but stare. How swift his hands move as each words is made and written, how tight his claws grip the pen with every small minisucle flick of the pen.

He hiccups a small flame when their fellow captain decided to extravagantly spin his pen when he trys to recall the missing info. How smooth it moves between his blackened fingers, swirling and turning flipping all between nimble and flexible rough- and hes hard.

Reader realizes Price is distracted, before he can call out their name, he glances down just to see whats got him so wrapped up in his mind.

Now all i can think about is Reader forcing Price to focus and finish his paperwork while hes got both his assets shoved up his ass. Price is just a mess, making his paperwork a completely unusable. Yet, the reader still wants him to finish, becuase if he dosent Price definitely wont.

Or they decide to have some fun, release the pent up desire the poor dragons been keeping buried. A soilder be it 141 or be from the readers own team, walks in. Can't help but love how the stoic draconic captain looks so small and pathetic under his co-leader. Joining in on the fun just to see how wrecked this great leader can get.)

Okay, this is cool and my horny is up but I made a few changes as I like characters to be more mythological and just animal hybrids, though those are cool too

CW:NSFW, quick and rough, subbot Price, Gaz, Oc sergeant, domtop reader

Price loves you. But you are one cruel bastard.

Those big rough hands of yours trace his taught belly, webbed fingers making a shiver crawl up his spine and stealing what little thoughts are left in his head as one of your hands trails down the smooth scales of his tail. "Come on dear captain, just a few more pages to go." You purr, chest rumbling against his back like the thrum of an engine, your lips tickling his pointy earlobe.

Price swears he's going to die; pants around his ankles and legs spread, stretched so wide on both of your shafts he can feel your heartbeat by the way your cocks twitch against his walls, each labored breath making his hole clench down desperately, his own hard cocks left hard and unattended.

It would be one thing if you claimed him like he wants you to, pushed him flat on the desk and fucked into him like he's nothing but a bitch to pump full of your cum.

But you don't. You just sitting inside him, hard and throbbing and still despite how much he tries to tempt you by clenching down. Price finds himself cursing the amount of patience you have.

"Sweetheart," He groans, voice too light and whiny for his own ears, head thrown back to give you a heatless glare. "C'mon, don't tease me." Price tries to grind his hips down but you hold him firm.

"Not until you finish those reports." You grunt, authoritative, and Price is stuck between wanting to bite you in revenge and trying to stifle a pathetic whine. "Go on, you only have a few pages left."

Those damn reports. Price can barely read his own handwriting, a light tremor in his fingers from the way your cocks press against his prostate. "Cruel bastard." He growls, sucking in a breath and clenching around you.

His chest flares with pride the second your claws dig into his body, not even your mind able to hold back the animalistic need to buck into the tight willing heat surrounding you. But it's a double edged sword — a hiccup of flame sparks from his mouth, your cockheads bumping his prostate and making a bead of precum spurt from his cocks.

"As if you're any better." You growl in his ear, your hair tickling his skin as you roughly nip at his though hide, pleasure and pain loosing their borders in his mind.

He doesn't notice the nicking on the door, but Price is ready for hell to swallow up when he finally registers the door open, his blue eyes rising to meet Sullivan — your hippocampus sergeant — who looks just as mortified to walk in on you like that as Price.

Sullivan's dark horse ears flicker back, the iridescent scales along his cheeks turning from ocean green to a vibrant embarrassed pink, "I- is this, this a- I can leave if, if, if- this looks like a-" The poor man stumbles over his words, eyes bouncing between Price's debauched form and your amused face.

It gets worse when Gaz pokes his head in behind Sullivan, "Hey captains are you-" His jaw falls, pupils dilating like he's a crow that just saw a shinny penny. "-oh."

You just chuckle, rough voice putting Sullivan at ease. "At ease boys," You snort, don't even attempt to hide anything, one hand sliding down to stroke his cock, so slick with his precum that his shaft slides through your hand just from you squeezing it. "Need something boys?"

Even from here Price can see the way Sullivan's eyes darken as well at the deep moan that tumbles out of Price's throat and Price has to bite his lip to keep the noises in check.

"I-" Sullivan sucks in a breath, scales slowly turning to the shade of an overcooked lobster. "I. . . I forgot."

"Can we join?" Gaz asks, chuckling at Sullivan's wide-eyed look. "What? As you weren't thinking it." He shrugs and places a kiss on his cheek when Sully nods meekly.

"I don't know." You hum, letting go of Price's cock to tilt his head to you, meeting his eyes. "Do you want your boys to help you keep focused?"

Price swallows, knows that all that awaits him should he accept would be pleasurable torture, but his bones burn with the need to have his hoard close to him, taking care of him for a change. "Yeah," He growls, less whiny and more demanding.

You hum and roll the chair back to create space for the two men beneath the table, "On your knees." You don't miss the way the authority in your voice makes both men shiver.

"You heard him," Gaz grins and pulls Sullivan towards you two by the hand, reminding you more of a puppy than any harpy as he happily gets on his knees.

Your gaze skirts to Sullivan as he tentatively settles on Gaz's right, pitch black eyes hidden behind that fringe you keep telling him to cut. "You alright with this Sully?" You ask, knowing the man's sexual experience is limited to one girlfriend and your team, and even then he's shy about many acts. "You don't need to do something you're unsure about. No one is going to be mad."

"I, yes. I want this." He swallows, looking back at you. "I, uh. . . I got some pointers." He says shily.

Gaz just snickers and throws his arm over Sullivan's shoulder. "I helped," He says proudly, wing spreading out to wrap around Sully's back.

"Rubbing off on my sergeant already huh?" You snort, your attention turning to Price when he growls, capturing his lips in a kiss to placate his demanding draconic side while your hand lets go of his cocks — an open offering to the two sergeants.

"Only in a good way." Gaz grins and leans in, opening his mouth and pink little tongue lolling out to lick at one leaking cock like he knows Price likes, lips wrapping around the tapered head and sucking on it, amusement bubbling in his chest when you hold Price's hips firm so he can't buck up.

Sullivan follows suit, less confident but still willing, holding the other cock in his smooth scalled hand and tentatively giving the crown a kiss, dark eyes watching both of your reactions as he slowly trails kisses around the cumhole, growing bolder with every small whimper until he's gently suckling on the tip like Gaz had done.

"You're doing good Sully," You praise, even your voice is hoarse from the way Price squeezes down on you now that the two sergeants are servicing his cocks. "You too Gaz." You reach down to gently pet his hair so Kyle doesn't feel left out, "Both of you, so good for me and Price."

Price, for his sake, may as well be a mindless animal from the way his brain is steadily melting out of his cocks like a lit candle, moaning low in his throat, his eyes closed to just feel the pleasure that's assaulting him on both ends. He can tell the difference between Gaz's and Sullivan's mouths, the duality of firm swipes of the tongue across his shaft and the kitten licks on his most sensitive parts making his head swim, hips trying uselessly to fuck into the hot mouths and your own cocks.

He whines when you grip his hips firmly. "No," You snort, both arms keeping his hips still so he can do nothing but endure. "You're not getting off until the job's finished."

Price shivers, "Bastard." He growls weakly, his eyesight blurry as he tries to focus on the document.

"Pot, kettle." You grin against his skin, helping guide his arm towards the documents where he left off. "C'mon, it's just a few pages, then your sergeants will be able to reward you fully."

[fastcardotmp3]

tagged by my adored alex @gothbat99 to do a little self-love moment 🥹💛

rules: post five of your favorite fics that you've written and talk about why you love them. tag some mutuals so they can do the same and we can all spread some positivity about our writing ❤️

✨someone else's favorite song - 120k | rated E - I swing wildly on the pendulum between loving this fic for all that it is and wanting desperately to Fix It, but lately I've felt a lot of pride in this thing, warts and all. I went into this one thinking I was the extent of the audience for it and let the stream of consciousness muscle pull it out of me without much forethought, but ended up finding so much connection to the people reading it who felt seen or understood in some way in their own grieving processes. No matter where I am on the pendulum of feelings about this story, I am never not grateful that my own little catharsis has been able to create a sort of 'not aloneness' every time someone is kind and courageous enough to share their own stories with me in the comments 💛

✨that's just wasteland, baby! - 19k | rated E - I started writing this entirely because at the time I couldn't find any fics that really dived into what an apocalyptic Hawkins setting might look like and I wanted to READ it more than anything. It's so slice-of-life in that world and I had really so much fun building up the rules of the world and the dynamics between characters still in the fight but settled to an extent within a new normal to the point where even Steve can't even remember how long they've been doing it. 'the world ended but we're still going' is one of my favorite premises of all time and this universe is one I'm genuinely SO proud of without any equivocation about it UGH

✨how the light gets in - 29k (wip series) | rated T-E - if there are going to be one million and one versions of kas!Eddie (including my own) there HAS to be a kas!Chrissy and by god if I have to do it myself I WILL. Wheelingham is one of those things that just smacked me in the face one day when I realized the unending potential of taking a fridged girl, bringing her back to life, and making her kiss the final girl, like... COME ON. This series is a labor of love and it's truly such a joy to do a proper character study on two girls who have so much untapped potential built into their psyches. they're my babies I am holding them gently in my hands and never letting go :(((

✨METAMORPHOSES - 160k | rated E - I think of everything I've written for ST, this might be the thing that's most structurally sound writing-wise, like it's long enough that there are definitely spots it could use smoothing, but I am genuinely so proud of how it turned out and how it told the exact story I set out to tell. I love these characters, I love their little house in Indy, I love the ways they grow and regress in tandem, I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR. Never has a vision I had at the start ended up feeling So Right to this extent and I will never stop screaming about this fic just you try to stop me 💚🐍

✨The Hawk - 10k (wip series) | rated T - "The Bear" AU that no one asked for but which I am wholly and completely enamored with only 2 'episodes' in. Another chance at a Nancy-centric story with the added bonus of getting to write so many POVs of a larger ensemble? Incoming Ronance and Lumax and Steddie and Jargyle?? Wheeler sibling dynamic exploration?? it's my DREAM tbh and it's surprisingly simple to slot our ST characters into this wildly different world because you know what! At the end of the day it's all just about family isn't it!!! UGH. Once I'm done with writing (redacted) trust that I will be launching myself back into this one full-force, I've got so many plans and I can't wait to show you all more of this world

(if you've already been tagged apologies but also) tagging! @kkpwnall @fragilecapric0rnn @judasofsuburbia @gideoncharov @figthefruitfaeth @cheatghost @stargyles @capriciouslyterminal @sharpbutsoft @hellsfireclub

[tobiasdrake]

Impromptu Story Time just outside the walls is over; Back to infiltrating.

See? What'd I say. We're inside the gates now, because nothing is ever locked to a sufficiently determined burglar. And at this point, we have a lot of experience burgling things that shall not be burgled.

Oh good, they're opening the front doors for us. That's always a good sign.

I'm sympathetic to your motives but factionally opposed to you nonetheless. Get out of the way or we're going to have to do the violence.

Credit where it's due, that is a fire comeback.

This is not a conflict that can be solved diplomatically, Brugaves. Get out of the way or we do the violence. Those are the options. Pick one.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little intimidated about fighting our mentors. But also, we killed Torment so I have a big well of confidence to draw from.

Did you just try to pull "Control your hysterical sibling" on us!?

Oh, I am about two seconds from taking "Step aside" off the list of options and going straight to the violence. Zale does not speak for me. I sometimes speak for him. That's how our dynamic works.

Wait, we're in time to thwart the waking ritual? Good to know. Thanks for that tidbit.

Now choke on my staff.

I want you to know that this brings me no joy.

...

Okay, actually, this brings me some joy because it's very nostalgic. Despite everything, there's a strong sense of "If things were different I would very much love to be having this sparring session with you." This is fun in a tragic way.

But things aren't different so fucking back down already.

Oh shit. Right. Stalling for time. I walked my bloodthirsty ass right into that.

It's okay. We can make up for this. There's no time inside the castle so, logically, it's impossible for enough time to pass that the ritual is completed. Therefore, I hereby demand that the Dweller ritual remain suspended in-progress indefinitely.

...

Okay, I think the metaphysics heard me. We should be clear to take our time now. That's how it works, right?

Honestly, this place would just seem like your basic tinkerer's workshop if not for all the organic Dweller gunk infecting the clockwork.

I wonder what the Watchmaker thinks of all this crap getting on her lovely mechanisms?

OH MY GOD THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE WORKSHOP ELVES

But it's actually eternal child labor! Which. In a way. Is kinda what workshop elves are too. Huh.

Well, in any case, it looks like we've found Cael and his crew. Let's see if they want to help us really piss off Aephorul.

...okay, you are not what I anticipated when I was told there'd be immortal children in this workshop.

You know what, you're right. I have a talent for pissing people off and making unnecessary threats. You do the talking, Garl. You're pretty much the master at inoffensive diplomacy.

No amount of skill points can defend against a Nat 1. That will do, Garl. Let me take over.

Yeah, but you own it. You've got this whole Ancient Gnome Head Researcher vibe that's working for you, and you're leaning into it. The outfit really brings it together. 10/10 Brilliant fashion choice.

Yeah, Teaks told me how that works. Though I'm surprised that the castle doesn't let you mature but does let you age. The rules of magic are obnoxiously arbitrary sometimes.

Oh shit. He's calling you out, Serai. Does your mystery secret have something to do with this place? Are you the Watchmaker or something?

Oh, we're just going to breeze past that. Okay.

That's fine. I'm even more curious than ever but I do trust Serai. I mean, if she had any ill intent, she could have slit all of our throats while we slept and then portaled away before anyone was the wiser. Instead, she tried to thwart Strife's revival and helped us kill Torment.

She has earned more than enough leeway to come clean about her secrets on her own time or keep it to herself forever.

[sweeterthanmysketches]

Virtaul Singer Kanna [OC AU]

I redesigned my OC Kanna as if she were a Virtual Singer/Vocaloid in Project Sekai. I love how the different Miku's have designs that reflect the Sekai that they're from, but also different aspects of the way Miku had been characterized over the years. I tried to work in that same element, using different facets of Kanna's growth over her storyline & the aspects of her character to craft variations of her for each Sekai. I even included some fake lore for her Pre-Project Sekai origins as a Vocaloid; the release date & series number refer her creation date as an OC & her order in my OC list.

The different forms are meant to answer different questions: What does Kanna project as an idol? Who is Kanna to her classmates? Who will she be when she grows up a little? What whimsy does she still carry from childhood? What are her deepest insecurities? The Kanna's at the bottom represent who she is as a completed character, reflecting her current canon design in Virtual Singer style.

It was a lot of fun remixing her core design elements and parceling out her personality into separate Kanna's. This was a very involved labor of love (for Kanna & ProSeka) so I'm not 100% if I'll do this to more OCs but I think it might be fun. Just gotta find an OC I love as much inside and out as I love Kanna.

[waffles-for-brunch]

20 questions for fic writers!

tagged by @lovevamp

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

4. One's an okay oneshot, then I did a fix-it after 15x20, then I lost my mind completely and spent three years on a season 12 rewrite and now I'm back again writing another fix-it. My twilight zone is self-inflicted.

2. what’s your total Ao3 word count?

540,492 (insert kevin james shrugging meme here)

3. what fandoms do you write for?

Just Supernatural. I started writing a fic for Baldur's Gate Bloodweave but then Destiel dragged me back to the dark side. Maybe I'll finish that one eventually.

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

they're not gonna be in order bc I'm just gonna go thru my bookmarks real quick but - "And this, your living kiss" by opal_bullets "On labor" by a_good_soldier (i reread this one twice this week) "The Nanny" by Kitmistry and those are the ones i feel like mentioning. :)

5. do you respond to comments?

Admittedly rarely. Mostly because I'll open my email when I'm getting up in the morning and read them and then work all day and forget to respond. I do appreciate all the comments I get tho. And a lot of the really kind ones I send to my groupchat and/or save in a folder on my email labelled "nice comments" also just sometimes I don't feel like I have anything to say. Like idk sometimes thank you just seems too small or something you know. It's strange. Then I'll just get in my head about it and say nothing and the cycle repeats lmao. But I do read them all.

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Dog you know I'm not writing any angst without a happy ending. I can't take that shit lmao. It's happy endings only in this house. Happy and found family and loveliness. :)

7. what is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I literally end everything the same way. Please I have the worst case of projection imaginable with these fics.

8. do you get hate on fics?

If I do I'm unaware. But I'd probably know it if I do, I stalk my own name and fics wherever I can because I'm insane and nosey. But nah the most I've gotten is just people being mad about a certain character's actions, but like that's not even hate it's just frustration with a character which is a given in certain circumstances. Now if someone was like "wow bad characterization" I'd be like girl, but no I think people are pretty respectful in my corners for the most part.

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

Bro let me tell you in "Our Old Heroes" I wrote like a singular sex scene and like maybe one or two other hot and heavy ones and good god did they take me so long to write. Like I'm not a very sex oriented person in general so writing this stuff out? Bro it's embarrassing how much poetry I put into that in retrospect (i jest, it's fine) but like I don't generally orient towards it just because it's very time consuming for me. It has to be very intimate and just right.

10. do you write crossovers? what’s the craziest one you've written?

So short answer no, I haven't. Longer answer I love the concept and would be open to it. Particularly if it involves Dean being psychoanalyzed in some way because that's my favorite thing to write so it would probably be criminal minds. I think crossovers have so much fun and wonky potential tho.

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope someone printed my fic to bring into prison and make a black market hot commodity. It would be the highest honor. I guess that's not theft, it's just the free market. But so I guess really no, if I have I'm unawares.

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I'm aware of but I have had people comment in other languages or on twitter people will talk about it in a different language, which is pretty crazy. It's so wild we can be so connected to a story in that way despite not speaking the same language or growing up in the same environment.

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

no! but as @lovevamp has said we've talked about a few that I'm certain one day we will follow through on. I've also talked with @icaruspendragon about maybe doing one at some point bc we seem to have the exact same mental illness that is the dean winchester brain disorder.

14. what’s your favorite all time ship?

I live breathe and bleed destiel, it's truly unfortunate for me.

15. what’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I just have a lot of ideas in my docs that will probably never become more than the ideas they are. Usually when I start a fic like for real I follow through with it. I would feel bad if I didn't lol.

16. what are your writing strengths?

I've been told my characterization is pretty good, which I appreciate. If it was bad I'd probably kms (jk). But fr idk that's the biggest comment I'll get is in regards to that which I really do like because I spend a lot of time trying to find a balance and make sure I'm expressing everyone the correct way they'd express themselves or not express themselves.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

Sex scenes aside I do struggle with action mostly because I find it boring to write out. You just have to try and find so many different words. Ugh. I love dialogue. That's really where I start getting going. But writing action? I tend to do that last because I wanna get through all the good bits first then circle back and do the boring bits.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

listen I can barely remember english i'm sorry

19. first fandom you wrote for?

i'm an og baby i started here (destiel) and this is where i'll die (maybe not, we'll see)

20. favorite fic you’ve written?

Well, I don't really have many so it's probably the massive one. "Our Old Heroes" by adelaclancy (that's me). I was really in a bad place when I started it and I kind of just gave myself this crazy project for several reasons. One I was stopping drinking so I needed something else to do with my time. Second I was jobless and goalless and really didn't have a lot going for me and writing was really the only thing I have ever had consistently so I was like okay well I'll start this stupid project and it's gonna be like 26 chapters and 500,000 words long and it's gonna delve into all my issues through projection of these fictional characters and if I actually manage to finish it I can finally say I finished something. So I did. And I actually managed to work on myself a lot in the process. So over all that time I went from living in bad straights as an unemployed drunkard to a full time worker with a few years sobriety under their belt and a better sense of my own boundaries and thriving friendships and I dunno man, in a way that fic really was a bridge for me and I think in that too for a lot of the readers they get to see that now too. Like they can see my little notes at the beginning of chapters and how they change over time alongside the characters in the book and it's kind of an experience in that way I suppose. If not through Dean Winchester and Castiel then maybe through me, if someone out there finds a little bit of hope from that silly little mess of words then I suppose that's something to be proud of then, isn't it? Anywho...

tagging: @icaruspendragon

(Bro I know like two people sorry)

[bisexualchrissycunningham]

👻 for the fic writing asks :)

👻 Have you written holiday-themed fics? If yes, which is your fave? If not, what’s one holiday you’d want to write for, and which character(s) would the fic be for?

I couldn't actually remember so I had to go scrolling through my AO3 history and I did indeed write something vaguely Christmas-themed. Context is needed for the title, but I kinda wanna just not give it and see what you make of it - bromance: mistletoe edition (it's a sequel lol). A friends turned lovers ship where one of them used to be a frat guy, there is horrendous amounts of intense innuendo and flirting and PDA in front of their friends and they bail to fuck a lot under the massive amount of mistletoe one of them purposefully put up to force lots of making out.

I subscribe to the "Eddie was born around Halloween" headcanon so I would really love to write a Halloween-themed 🎃 Hellcheer fic at some point that combines lots of over the top Eddie dialogue, many costume changes and Chrissy insisting they celebrate his birthday by fucking on top of a grave in a cemetery (Chrissy loves Mary Shelley, pass it on).

A new headcanon appeared in a lightbulb above my head as I was writing this: Eddie is a guy who makes a huge show of celebrating the most innocuous of holidays. Argyle is his partner in crime, and they make homemade themed shirts for everything from Arbor Day to National Oatmeal Day (Oct. 29) to Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20) to Labor Day (they're both union men!) and find ways to rope all their eye-rolling friends into it. He would dress up as a Cupid on Valentines' Day just to be obnoxious and shoot foam arrows at all the jocks while flirting with all their girlfriends (if he was a single pringle, of course.. if he was with Chrissy he would.. not put on a public spectacle that involved her cause that kinda thing makes her uncomfortable and he would never so instead he forces Robin and Vickie to follow him around playing their instruments when he enters the cafeteria).

I also think Eddie LOVES Easter cause the whole rising from the dead thing sounds metal as fuck, and most of the people he hates are deeply Christian, so two birds one stone.

I'm very fond of a Stali Valentines' Day headcanon I once wrote about and I'd definitely like to elaborate on it someday, cause I think they'd both be unexpectedly absurd and enthusiastic about giving each other the best Valentines' Day ever, for completely different reasons (Steve loves giving Kali corny stereotypical teenage experiences she missed out on and Kali worries her emotional guardedness makes Steve think she doesn't love him as much as he loves her so she uses holidays as Grand Gesture moments when she allows herself more vulnerability than usual).

I would also really love to write most of my ships experiencing Pride as it evolves over the years and becomes bigger and bigger and more mainstream. I think it could make for an especially interesting character study for Chrissy, Eddie, and Robin in particular, in terms of their individual relationships with their own sexuality.

Thanks for the ask, this was fun to think about!

[charmixpower]

Nononono you don't get it

I love your rant

The only part I disagree with is that Harmonix is well designed. We are well aware that I don't like the way it looks, but it has a lot of aesthetic value that just isn't capitalized on and I will rage for an eternity about those fuckin dress trails

But like?? Harmonix has the best spells next to magic winx. They are the "good spells" club as of right now, Enchantix and Believix can eat their hearts out

Fuckin?? Power Swirl??? Diapason??? Reverberating Notes???? Thirteenth seal??? God tier. They can exist in the Parthenon of BEST Winx spells next with the fun and creative early spells like solar wind, nature's symphony, solar wind, bass bost ect ect and Morphix surfboard

Fire blade, dazzling spiral, fall vortex, globitronic wall, and mystic wrap are all excellent, but not like on the same level

Sun boomerang is a complete fuckin miss, but hey! At least is isn't one of the lazy as fuck Believix spells! It's just stupid and bad

And the song, lord have mercy the song

Listen I've had a Thing™ about the Harmonix and Sirenix song for a while and I need to labor this one point

1) the Sirenix song is a fucking bop

2) the Sirenix song doesn't match the tone of Sirenix at all

3) Harmonix is less of a bop

4) it matches the tone of Harmonix fuckin BEAUTIFULLY

The harmonix song is so much better narratively, but the Sirenix song is so good

But it feels like they were just copying the Believix song's enegry when in reality they should of gone for Enchantix

And it annoys me because now I can't say I like one more than the other because I like them for completely different reasons

The only thing I disagree with you on is that Harmonix is well designed. I fucking. It's so lazy!!!! If I never have to see another low ponytail again it will be too soon

They should of given Harmonix it's own season. Why the fuck are they doubling up shit like Butterflix and Mythix when they could of put more effort into Harmonix and Sirenix

Like?? Giving Sirenix tails!!! And actually doing something fun with those really cute legging patterns that mean nothing because they're ALL WEARING THE EXACTLY SAME THING—

[spaceiscoolart]

Hi everyone 😊

I hope you liked my last artwork of Hikari.

Now let's see... how ranty do I really want to get here? I guess I should just get into the tumblr spirit and spit out all the details huh?

This last artwork of Hikari was probably the most important artwork of my life so far.

When I first created Hikari, I knew she (and Asuta) came from someplace deep, deep within my heart. At that point, I had just started my journey of learning the art fundamentals in order to develop my "Art Style". I've still got a long way to go, because everyone always does, but when I look at my last artwork, I not only see the fruits of my labor, but I see Hikari. Whether it was just luck and coincidence or real improvement, what came out on the canvas is exactly as I've imagined Hikari's face since the very beginning. I know that for sure.

I've drawn all my life, and though growing up I was always pretty decent at sketching and copying other things, I never really considered myself very creative. I did it for fun. I still do it for fun, but that latter mentality has completely turned around for me since creating Hikari and Asuta. I'm in love with their designs, their stories, their personalities, their POWERS. And the best part is? They're allllll fuckin' mine baby.

What has this art finally proved to me? That I can do it.

Behind the scenes, I've been grinding like you wouldn't believe. When the time comes, I want to make sure that my vision of my characters and their story comes through in a compelling, relatable and believable way. While of course always making sure I stay true to myself. I've got a shit ton of ideas that haven't seen the light of day past my eyes, but today I feel ready to reveal some I've been withholding about Hikari. I finally made her sword! It was the final step after all.

So without further ado...

Hikari's Outstanding Traits:

- Her sword is "made of Art". It means the abstract idea we consider "Art" is the literal fabric of her sword. Closest synonym: made of "Molten Color"

- The markings on her sword translate to "KATANA"

- The sword is solar-powered, so whether it regenerates or degenerates depends on if the sun is out. At night while completely powered down, it gives Hikari night-vision

- Her bottom eyelashes float

- The explanation for why some of her hair is a different color, is that her morning routine involves using a magical oil on her hair that keeps it healthy, but also doubles as a dye

- In her world, her sword is a one-of-a-kind artifact

And that is all for now. Thank you so much if you cared enough to read that whole thing. And if you'd like, pleased stay tuned for more art and lore from this WHOLE WORLD I'm slowly, but steadily creating. ♥️

Alex

[millipedish]

Update thoughts

Spoilers for the Night of the Full Moon update that came out 9/29

First of all I have to say that the translation to English is abysmal, and that really bums me out. It's most noticeable in the little pig monster dlc bc that's a brand new story introducing new characters, but just about all the new stuff is kind of shoddy. I mean, every time there's an update, the translation is a little silly. But it's particularly hard to parse this year. It feels like they put the text through google translate or some shit.

Sometime in the future we might get a better translation, and maybe not. It does bum me out that they keep releasing the game as unfinished, but I do get that the core audience is in China, not English speakers. IDK, I think I would be OK with there being a delay between updates being released in certain regions, just to give them more time to polish it up. Lowkey I'm amazed all characters have English voices.

How can the line reads be so good and the text is so confusing? Isn't finding voice actors harder than finding translators? To make it worse, I've seen posts on their facebook where the devs ask for translators and outright state it's not paid work which...no. No, no. You can't do that. You can't ask for free labor from your fanbase for a game you profit on. You just can't. Like yikes.

Getting little pig monster out of the way first because it's the biggest departure. I was super disappointed to find out that this story is completely separated from the notfm universe and the pig monster is not, indeed, a monster living in the black forest. The gameplay isn't much to comment on.

You'll find that the pig monster mode has a different art style and more fluid animation. Turns out that this is because it's part of a collab with a chinese animation studio, and some animated clips are in the game. This is sort of like, a game version of an animated short. The story is a chapter from Journey to the West, I think. But the translation is so odd that I kept getting a dead end just for answering questions the wrong way. Like I kept thinking I was saying one thing and I said the opposite.

The Spirit Caller is legit fun, tho. It's fun to make these hybrid cards that totally destroy the monsters. My favorite combo is star and poison, especially if you fuse it with a particularly big tree. Then you're putting a shitton of poison on the enemy, twice.

But I'm the guy who freaks about lore, so that's enough about gameplay. Very interesting that all the spirits Red synthesizes all look like wolves. I wonder how young Jerry feels in this universe, seeing his friend playing with ghost wolves all the time. Would him make him more bold about spilling his secret? Or does this Red feel like werewolves are a perversion of her beloved spirit wolves?

Not sure how I feel about the offbrand native american imagery in the weapons especially with the eagle's feather hat. That feels like it might be offensive but I cannot speak to that. It wouldn't be the first time, though. The feral child's design is 100% uncomfortable. Like why would you do this.

The two new factions in memory in the mirror are like, I mean, they're what they are. I played through it using an all witcher team once and that was enough for me. Honestly mitm is my least favorite mode. The game is not as fun as the other modes and gets more repetitive. It happens in another world? Maybe? A majority of these characters just do not matter, with the exception of the wolf doll.

Wishing Night has the most interesting new content by far, lore wise. New enemy characters! And a new protagonist! Now you get to be the witch! Yanno, from full moon.

I do love to see her lore filled out more. Her relationship with her father, though tragic, makes a lot of sense. A lot of people go into bigtime denial when it comes to their abusive family members. I'm kind of shocked to learn that the witch is 17. Wishing Night takes place a year after Full Moon, and Red is 16 in full moon, so the Witch and Red are the same age. That's wild. For some reason she seemed like in her late 20s or something.

It kind of changes how I perceive the witch and the priest. The priest found this girl, turned out by her own family, and exploited her compromised mental state. And she was a child at the time. Really solidifies him as the true big bad, in my mind. One wonders if the reason that she believes that her father is possessed is because of the priest's rhetoric.

The update page mentioned something about finding descriptions of wn characters you can recruit in the 'art book', but idk what the artbook is or where to find it. I would have really liked to read more lore. Esp I started writing my fic series to figure out why the Mech Magician and the Tin Man are still cursed and hanging out with Little Red Riding Hood, now.

[summerdazed]

Hey can you make the “what would Sushi and Bird say and do when you said you are pregnant”?

244 and Baek Seongjoon with a pregnant S/O

Okie dokie so I'm combining all of these because they're similar. As for the second one, I doubt it will really make a difference where their girlfriend was from unless they wanted to visit or something.

Now this could go three ways for both of them honestly. More Jinho for two of them though. They would either make you get rid of it, they just dip on you and their kid, or they let you keep it and are very begrudgingly forced to be fathers. Either way, I don't think they would be the most thrilled about a child considering what is going on in their lives. I’m going to write the last one because it seems fun but if your curious about the other two, my inbox is always open!

Also my darlings these suck lmao♡

244/ Lee Jinho

Don't beat around the bush with this man. Just tell him straight out

Lost his composure 100%. I know this man just stared at you for a good minute when you told him. Like you know those blank looks he has sometimes? Yea that's what I'm talking about. Honestly this is the scariest motherfucker to tell you pregnant like I’m sweating just thinking about it

I hate to break it to you besties but if by some miracle he lets you keep it and decides to stick around, I don't think he would be the most involved with the kid as they grow up. But if this kid happens to make him feel something he might just stick around

This just crossed my mind but I have no clue if he would even be listed as this kid’s parent so uh good luck

Anyway, you’re not going to have to worry about much during your pregnancy. Now how he feels about the child growing in you is pretty much up in the air, but he does like you, hopefully, and would try to make it easier on you.

Speaking of making it easier, if you wanted to stay at home and raise the kid just say the word and you would never have to work another day in your life. I mean look at that man. He has got to be absolutely loaded. Babies are expensive though as hey that's a plus

I could see the crusty bitch purposely saying things to irritate you if you were having mood swings. He'd enjoy riling you up to so please for the love of god throw a pillow at that man and don't miss because he needs to be humbled

Chances are he's out and about causing problems on the town when you go into labor. When he gets the call I don't see him as the time to drop everything and run to your side. He will however finish up quickly and then go.

Please, please, please squeeze the hell out of this man's hand while you're in pain. You probably won't hurt him at all but the threat is there ♡

I bet, for better or for worse, the kid looks like him and has your eyes. Sorry I don't make the rules here, well I do but still

Believe it or not but he would hold the kid. Now would he ask to hold the? Eh, maybe but also I think he would be content just looking at them.

As the kid gets older it's sort of up in the air if he will actually like your child but if they just so happen to like animals, birds perhaps, then they might have something to bond over

This is a last minute thought but Jinho with a daddy's girl? It's a wild thought. I mean we don't exactly know his backstory yet but he's probably not 100% completely empty. Just look at what happened when shark boy died. And especially if he has an s/o. He'd would only feel a little something for her

Baek Seongjoon

Now why did i think of this hm?

Anyway, you know what would be a cute way to break you pregnancy to this man? You by little baby shoes and giving them to him. He'll be pretty confused about why the hell you gave him baby shoes but as it dawns on him you'll slowly see the look of surprise and shock come onto his face. You should really take a picture of it lol

Now after his backstory I can say in full confidence that he would love to have a family but most likely would not think that he deserves one after what happened to his parents. So sit sharkie down and explain to him that it's okay and you both can do it. That would totally make him feel so much better

Say goodbye to your alone time cause this man would coddle you. He's terrified to lose you and your kid because if that happens he will really have no one left. So please just let him 😭

These are turning out short for him but i genuinely think he would be mostly pleasant to be around like he would cook for you, rub your feet, and do pretty much whatever you want

The last month or so before you give birth don't expect to go anywhere or so anything. Even if your doctor doesn't put you on bedrest Seongjoon will. Literally the only thing he will let you up for is going to the bathroom. Poor boy is just so worried about you and the baby

He will stand by your side the whole time you're actively in labor unlike Jinho who might be snoozing on the couch tbh

Once he finally gets to hold your kid he has tears streaming down his face. I hc that having a family is something he desperately wants but never thought that it was attainable for him

Mellows out as the kid grows up but is still fiercely protective of them.

Since his father wasn't there for him, he swears that he will be there for the kid. He doesn't want another tragedy to happen

Overall, best father tbh. Genuinely cares about his kid and will spend time raising them. Lowkey will be jealous if they turn out to be a momma's boy cause he wants their attention too but look at him

He can't be surprised cause of that lol

[windsource]

Heyyy suggestions to write for Jack's birthday: all 3 of his dads try to bake him a cake separatedly (maybe they're bickering about who would make the best cake maybe they just have communication issues as usual and no one knows who was in charge of the cake maybe they just think he deserves all the cakes maybe) and obviously the cakes turn out to be three completely chaotic catastrophes, but Jack loves them anyway😊💞

It started, as most competitions do between Sam and Dean, with a dare.

Because Jack’s last birthday cake had gone...”not the Best,” Dean declared the evening before Jack’s fourth birthday that this year’s cake would be better. Sam had scoffed, lightheartedly claimed he could have Dean beat with his eyes closed, and so the fun began after Dean took the jab a little too seriously. They’d both make a cake, and Jack could decide whose “won” after they were done.

What they didn’t know, however, was that Cas was making one too.

Sam had headed to Eileen’s place (which Dean claimed was cheating, since she would help), and Dean took to the Bunker’s kitchen. Which left Cas with no oven or materials, so he picks up his phone and dials Claire to get assistance.

“Uh...hi?” she asks, “What’s up, something happen?”

“No, I just...wanted to...um. Jody has a kitchen, yes?”

There’s a pause, but then Claire says, “Yeah, like most houses do. Why?”

“Can I come over?” 

He hears Claire mumble a, “Can Cas come visit?” over her shoulder, and then into the speaker, “Jody says yeah, but—”

“Great.” The line disconnects, and then Cas appears outside Jody’s front door, pushing his finger on the pad to ring the doorbell.

Claire still has her phone up to her ear when she lets him in, rolling her eyes to mask her smile. “Jesus. Could’ve at least told me you were gonna do that.”

“I apologize,” Cas says, and then urgently, “Where’s the kitchen?”

Claire points and closes the door behind him. “That way.”

He follows her directions and finds Jody leaning against the counter, arms crossed. Donna sits behind her at the kitchen table, sporting a playful smile.

“Well! Cas, long time no see,” Jody says, coming towards him to envelop him in a hug. “Claire mentioned you visiting, but I didn’t think it’d be so soon.”

Claire brushes past them, muttering, “Neither did I,” before taking a seat at the table next to Donna. 

“Sorry for bursting in on you like this,” Cas says once Jody lets go. “I just need to use your kitchen.”

Jody and Donna exchange a look. 

“Someone in trouble?” Donna asks, suddenly serious, “We have some spell ingredients, but not many. What’s—"

“No, nothing like that,” Cas hurries to say, “It’s Jack’s birthday today. I need to bake him a cake.”

There’s another stretch of silence, and then Claire’s laughter covered up by a hand to her mouth. Donna gently smacks her shoulder.

“Sorry,” she says, “but you? Eldritch terror...baking a cake? Why can’t Sam and Dean do it? Oh god, that thought might actually be funnier.”

Cas sighs as Donna mumbles to reprimand Claire, and takes a seat beside Jody on the island. 

“You’re right, it’s just...Sam and Dean are both competing to make Jack a cake for his birthday today, and I felt I should do the same, but I...I’ve never done this before. I need help.”

Jody smiles, despite Claire’s fading laugh, and rests a hand on his shoulder. “Well, Cas. You came to the right place. Come on.” 

She grabs the keys from a hook next to one of the kitchen cabinets, and swipes her coat from the chair next to Cas. 

“Where are we going?” he asks, standing and following nonetheless. Claire flicks his shoulder as she passes to head for the front door. 

“Grocery store, genius,” she says, and before he knows it, the four of them are cramped in Donna’s much too small car, with Cas wondering how they manage it with Patience and Alex and Kaia as well.

“Where are they, anyway?” he asks once they make it to the store parking lot. 

“Alex is working, Patience is out with friends, and Kaia’s home sleeping,” Claire explains. “What about Jack?”

“With Garth until the cakes are done,” Cas says easily. He’d been their first choice for babysitter, not wanting to bother Jody and Donna when they had all the girls on their hands, but... “Maybe next time, he can hang out with you? I’d like for him to get to know you better,” Cas tries, pushing around the shopping cart as Jody points out ingredients and Donna sets them in the cart, “he really looks up to you.”

Claire scoffs. “He barely knows me. Besides, there’s nothing to look up to. Except height-wise, I guees.”

Cas smiles fondly at her, reminded of Dean telling him something similar plenty of times. “Sure there is, but I won’t push it. You’re welcome at the Bunker always, just...incase you were wondering.”

She grins, but hides it well. “Thanks.”

The trip goes by quickly, after they decide on how Cas wants to decorate the cake, and they all make it back to Jody’s in one piece. 

The actual mixing of ingredients if easy enough (though Claire ends up brushing flour out of Cas’ hair), but the waiting periods are atrocious. Cas spends them by catching up with Claire and Kaia, when she eventually wakes, and it seems like no time at all once the timer beeps. 

They pull it out of the oven, wait impatiently again for it to cool, and by that time Patience is home from visiting friends. The six of them work on the frosting and decorations (although Cas insists on doing the lettering himself), and Alex’s steady hand arrives just in time to slide the cake into a box so that it’s safe and preserved for Jack’s birthday tomorrow. 

By the time it’s all done, Cas is thoroughly enjoying himself, and the company the girls all provided him with. He bids them goodbye, each with a powerful hug that makes him smile, but Claire stops him just before he’s out the door.

“You’re forgetting this,” she says, handing him a yellow envelope. It has ‘Jack’ written across the front in boxy blue lettering that he knows to be Claire’s. Cas takes it, and Claire pushes her hands into the back pockets of her jeans.

“Snagged it while we were at the store...we uh, we all signed it,” she says. “I’m...looking forward to coming over, if the offer still stands.”

Cas nods, a grateful smile spreading across his lips. “Always.” 

Claire rolls her eyes, but nudges Cas’ shoulder in good humor. “Good. Now go win that contest, you goober.”

Of the three, Cas’ cake is the most put together, but that isn’t saying much. Dean’s at least stands up by itself (unlike last year’s), but he’d tried for three different flavors and way too many sprinkles, so it’d tasted a little like mush. Sam’s was decorated beautifully with blue and yellow, but caved in a bit in the middle. He’d tried a “healthy” recipe that unfortunately was flavorless, but Jack ate them both with a toothy grin on his face. 

Cas’ was a labor of love, a product of multiple hands with perhaps too much decoration going on and way too many colors, but it was edible at least, and they end up eating that one more so than the others.

“So who wins?” Dean asks Jack, shoveling Cas’ cake in his mouth with only a slightly annoyed look on his face.

Jack spreads his arms wide and says, “Everyone! I love them all!” before loudly blowing his party popper.

The three of them hug their kid, press kisses to the top of his head and say, “We love you too, buddy.” 

And they all truly do. 

[theconstellarium]

So after the initial euphoria of having The Talk with TSF (That Singlet Friend) has worn off, we're still feeling a little...off about the whole thing.

Maybe not all of it has to do with plurality, but I digress.

Marginalized groups have to do *A TON* of emotional labor, & one of the most frustrating parts of this is that many people who aren't marginalized just...Don't Get It - they don't even realize, can't even conceptualize it in their minds. How exhausting it is.

Coming out (as plural specifically, but also coming out as literally anything) is in & of itself pretty exhausting & terrifying. But if you do choose to come out, you often do it with those people you trust and care about. Coming out means you're putting yourself in an extremely vulnerable position - and just hoping for the best. Hoping the person you trusted enough to bare your heart & soul to will care enough to listen & be kind, & better yet, take an active interest in what you're experiencing.

We put together our Instagram page largely to help our singlet friends, to answer questions and help them learn and educate themselves. And several of them have really found it helpful & loved it! We're happy to educate, frankly - happy to finally be able to talk about this huge part of ourselves that we've kept under wraps for so, so long (well over a decade).

It's essentially a resource we gladly handed to people, in an easily accessible format, with information provided in bite-sized chunks. We thought it may be asking a lot to just tell people to blindly educate  themselves on it, to find their own resources - and furthermore, if we'd asked them to do that, who knows what exactly they'd come up with? Plurality is not only a widely varied experience encompassing so many things, but it's also highly stigmatized. Better that much of the info come directly from us, since that's the best way for people to learn about, well...us.

But when people we called friends (& who call us friends) appear to completely ignore & disregard the resource we've handed them, when they never ask any questions or indicate they're interested in hearing about it or learning what we need or want or anything about our experience...well, that hurts.

And frankly, it demands a LOT more emotional labor from us when we have to almost come out to them again by reminding them - hey. We do have names, ones that are different from the body's names, and we are not all the same person. We don't tell you these names just for fun.

When we told them finally to please not use the body's names - that they're like deadnames to us, now that we've come out to you - they asked, "well then what should I call you??"

(I know not everyone is going to get it without some help. I know. But...really??)

We asked them to use our names. They asked, "what if I don't know?"

Is it really that difficult to just ask? Or to respond at all, to not give just radio silence when we told you months ago about Simply Plural?

Sigh.

I don't know. We have a tendency to always worry we're blowing things out of proportion, we're overreacting & not being fair to others or giving them enough of a chance, that we're getting too upset about a thing, but this...this doesn't feel good. This feels like a lot of labor is being demanded of us - more than should be needed, as demonstrated by our other friends.

We're Tired. "Educate yourself" can be much easier said than done, oftentimes, but when we hand you a resource we've worked hard on putting together, it should be an easy thing to do. All we're asking is just listen when we speak.

🎃 Shadow

[howtodisassembleyourdeviant]

Hi! So... I often see people write about virgin!Connor/non-virgin reader, where the reader has to teach him stuff and everything. But can you write something in which they're BOTH virgins? Imagine how sweet and awkward it would be. And how would Connor feel about virgin!reader? Relieved, that he isn't the only one? Worried, about taking their virginity? Or something else? Can you write something like this for F!reader? I'm super curious about this kinda stuff!

I hope this was worth the wait! Once I got the flow, this was fun to write!

Being in a relationship with a human is markedly different than dating within his own kind. Humans have needs that androids will never have. Connor finds that he enjoys the differences for the most part. He likes taking you on dinner dates, even if he can't eat. You always dress so nice and he likes to watch you eat, even if it embarrasses you. He likes buying snacks and treats he knows you'll like, seeing your face light up when he presents them to you. Recently, he likes feeding you things, like grapes. Feeling your tongue lightly flick the sensors on his fingers sends a shiver down his spine. You always complain that he spoils you, and it might be true, but the android has found that he over-indulges in his own way.

Sometimes Connor forgets about your human limitations. A walk around town is nothing to him, but after a while, you start slowing down. You don't want to disappoint him (though he thinks that to be impossible), so you often don't tell him when you start to tire or your feet start to hurt until it's too late. The android feels guilty to put that kind of strain on you, taking you home immediately. You constantly reassure him that you had fun and it's fine. Still, he rubs your legs once he gets you home, often until you fall asleep.

Though, he cringes when he thinks back to the first time he tried to massage your calves. Your body is so delicate, where his isn't, and he wasn't made to be gentle. Its something he has only learned through you. When he went to relieve pain, he instead caused it, a large bruise forming. While you were quick to forgive him, he was terrified. He could hurt you, did hurt you, and it could happen again. You showed him how to ease into things, and it helped, but its still something in the back of his mind.

Connor may forget your limitations, but he knows human needs. He knows that you need food, water, and rest. These are necessities for survival. However, surviving and thriving are two different things. In these aspects, androids and humans are alike. Wanting to feel safe and cherished, to be loved unconditionally. In this, words are often not enough. You did this so naturally, giving him hugs or letting him rest his head in your lap, your fingers carding through his hair. He slowly figured it out, going from awkward hugs to holding you while you slept. It had become a perfect relationship.

Or rather, almost perfect.

There is one human desire that the two of you had only danced around. Something that both intrigues and scares him.

Sex.

It was so intimate, and so much could go wrong. It wasn't something he was programmed to do, though he is capable. He wants to know what it's like, and to experience it with you. Though, he worries. What if he hurts you, or what if he can't perform to your expectations?

After a particularly steamy make-out session, he felt you wanted to take the relationship to the next level, but he got so nervous he pretended Markus requested him to New Jericho and dashed out. During the whole car ride back to Hank's, he berated himself for being so cowardly and denying you what should be a simple want.

Connor refused to be blindsided again. The next day, he studied intercourse, every facet, which he regretted, but it was for you. He wants to be your best lover, to completely satisfy you. He ran... Simulations... Gauging his stamina and testing techniques. He didn't expect to enjoy it as much as he did. It only built the anticipation for the act itself. All that he needed was the opportunity.

............

"... Hank is never gonna figure it out because he doesn't want to, " you laughed, entering your home with Connor following behind.

"You would think, considering the generation he grew up in, it would be second nature, " the RK800 locked your door, lending you his shoulder while you kicked off your heels.

"I think he grew up under a rock. Just be glad he even bothers with a phone at all. Who knows, maybe one day he'll answer your texts."

You both settled on your couch, Connor sitting while you laid down, resting your head on his lap, grinning up at him. He likes moments like these. Nothing that needs to be done and nowhere they need to go.

It had been a slow day at the department, so he asked if you would like to have a 'date night' as you called them. You agreed, telling him to come by at 7 pm. He took you to your favorite restaurant, paying for your meal before you could even begin to fight him on it, then a short walk around the park, just talking and joking. When it started getting late, you suggested he spend the night at your house to keep from disturbing Hank.

"You look stunning tonight, " Connors spoke, almost absentmindedly, as he started to play with your soft hair. You only giggled, a blush spreading over your cheeks.

"You've told me that at least four times tonight." You reached cupping his cheek. He instantly took it into his own hand, kissing your palm.

"And it remains true. You are gorgeous."

"And you are strikingly handsome, " you beamed, "I could stare at you all day."

"According to Hank, we are both guilty of that, " Connor's voice was lower, a breathless murmur. He released your hand, going to touch your face, stroking your cheek with his thumb, then your lips, suddenly fixated on their softness. You rolled onto your stomach, easing him to lay back onto the arm of the couch. He sat up enough to touch your lips with his, slowly laying back with you.

He can never get enough of this, even if he doesn't understand why. Your warm body, so soft laying on top of him, tangling your hand in his hair, the other caressing the nape of his neck. Your kisses always taste so sweet, nectar he's grown addicted to. Every subtle movement, quiet moan, and silenced gasp is pure bliss. When you open for him, he could feel himself buzzing with joy. His sensitive tongue getting a direct taste, twisting and dancing with yours. It all feels so nice. His hands held you, wanting you closer.

When you pull back for a quick breather, he recognizes the signs from before; your labored breathing, half-lidded eyes dilated, heart rate increasing, and your body is heating up, as evidence from your rosy cheeks. Connor wants so much to give you what you desire, but he can already feel his nerves setting in. You have expectations, but he isn't meant for this. His hands start to tremble, and he bites his lip, trying to will himself to calm down. He can do this. He won't hurt you and you will bask in the pleasure he gives you.

But what if he does hurt you? What if you hate his performance? What if everything falls apart? What if? What if? What if?

He can't do this.

"Connor?" You question when he shifts to sit up, and he's sure he can hear the disappointment in your voice. He turns, hiding his face in his hands while his stress level drops and his shame sets in.

"Connor, what's the matter?" You pulled his hands from his face, but he still wouldn't look at you.

"You should find another partner."

"What? Why?" You were shocked he would say that. You thought he was enjoying himself, but were you really making him uncomfortable?

"I can't do this. I'm not made to do this! How can I expect to meet your expectations if I've never done this before?" He stood, grabbing his jacket, still averting his gaze, "you should find someone who can satisfy you, like you deserve."

"Connor, " your voice is stern, but he ignores it. It's for the best, he thinks as he starts slipping his shoes back on.

"Dammit, Connor! Look at me!" You shouted, pushing off the couch and storming up to him. Shock made him finally meet your eyes once more, but the rage in them made him wish he had moved faster. He tried to back away, but only succeeded in cornering himself against the door. Your hand shot out and he flinched, expecting you to slap or hit him. Instead, you grabbed his collar and pulled him into a searing kiss. When he realized this was a different kind of 'slap to the face', he kissed back, so conflicted but so desperate for your touch.

When you pulled back this time, you had tears in your eyes. You rested your head against his chest.

"Don't ever say that again. Nobody else can make me feel how I do when I'm with you. I don't care what you are made for, as long as you still love me the way I love you despite it."

Connor's eyes widened, elated to hear you say that. He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you against him and holding you tight.

"I do. I do love you, so much. I just want you to be happy." Even if it isn't with him. Though, he doesn't think he could endure the pain of being without you for long.

"I am happy. You make me happy. I don't care if we never have sex if it means I get to be with you." You lean back with a laugh, "I wouldn't know what I was missing anyway."

What?

"Have you never, or rather, are you..." Connor wasn't sure how to ask, but he was burning to know. Are you just like him? You were giggling at his befuddled expressions.

"I'm a virgin, Connor."

"But how?" Came his automatic response. You were gorgeous. Humans your age usually already had sex, some even had children. You should have had your pick of anyone you wanted.

"Well, I was born one and never had sex, so..." You joke, "I had other priorities growing up and when I got out of school, I just wasn't interested in casual dating," You looped your arms around his neck, "you're the only person to get this far."

He captured your lips once again. It was such a relief for him. Knowing you've never gone this far with anyone else made him feel special, that you chose him out of everyone to experience this with. This is something the two of you will explore together.

The possessive part that he only knows exists because of you also whispers in the back of his mind. After this, you will be permanently marked as his and he will be marked as yours. No matter what happens, he will be your first. If he has his way, he will be your last, too.

You pulled back sharply, gasping. While lost in his thoughts, he had forgotten you needed air.

"Sorry, I-"

"It's... Fine. Do you wanna... Move this to the bedroom?" Your own nerves were setting in, but you were also excited as Connor nodded, following after you.

Connor feels the same. He still has his doubts, but knowing that you both will need to experiment to find what is best, sets his mind at ease. He can go as slow as he needs to and not worry he will be boring you.

In your bedroom, he quickly unbuttons his shirt, slipping it off and setting it on your dresser. When he looked at you, he had to fight to hold back a laugh. The zipper of your dress was caught, and you were struggling to undo it. Why humans thought they could see their back if they spin around enough is beyond him, but he finds it funny nonetheless.

He takes your shoulders to stop you from spinning, smiling down at you. It's then that you see that he already had his shirt off. He had the perfect athletic build, not that it really surprised you. He was made to be perfect. To see it, though, reminded you that he was perfect, and you had your flaws. He was about to see you naked. Would he mind? You know he says he likes your imperfections, but to see all of them...

"Please, allow me," He murmurs, turning you around, hands gliding across your shoulders as he does. The zipper easily glides down. The dress must come with support as he notices you aren't wearing a bra. Once he finished, you turn around, still holding the dress up, hesitant.

"Are you ready?" You give him a nervous smile. He nods enthusiastically, excited to see another side to you. "Okay, " here goes nothing. You let go, and Connor's thirium pump seizes. An ache he has been dismissing intensifies, and he bites his lip to stop the sound that threatened to leave his mouth.

With his lack of response, you start feeling embarrassed, arms trying to cover you. Connor takes hold of your arms.

"Don't. I want to see, " he gently pulls them away, "you're so beautiful." You blushed harder at his words, relaxing while he lowers you to the bed, settling on top of you.

He kisses your plump lips one last time before trailing along your cheek, your jaw, and to your neck. He found a spot that made you gasp. The breathlessness of it was so... Arousing. He wants to hear it again. When kissing it again doesn't work as well, he tries sucking. Hearing you moan was so much better, your hand flying to the back of his head, holding him there.

Pulling back, he realized he accidentally marked your skin. Running his fingers over it, he decides that, despite the guilt, he likes it.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to, " his voice was rough, sending chills down your spine.

"I don't mind. I'm all yours, " you purred.

"And I'm yours."

He moved further down your body. During his studies, it is expressed that most women are very sensitive with their breasts. He takes one into his hand, earning a small moan. Slowly, he squeezes, watching your reactions. He feels a sense of achievement when he's able to log in your limit into a file dedicated to your pleasure. He moves on to your nipple, fascinated by how much more sensitive it is. Feeling his fingers weren't as effective, he took it into his mouth. The sounds you were making encouraged him.

In your bliss, you arched your back and your hips made contact with his pelvis, forcing the ache back to the forefront of his mind. In an effort to find relief, he pressed himself against you. It felt so good, his hips involuntarily bucked. He groaned. This was so much better than the simulations.

This felt so one-sided. You touched along his torso, stroking along his abs. His breath hitched when you hit the top of his jeans. Undoing his belt, you worked his pants open, guiding them down his thighs. He kicked them the rest of the way off, left in only his black boxer briefs. Curious fingers touched along the bulge, so delicate and just not enough.

"Please... Touch me... Please, " he pleaded. You pushed his boxers off, and he sighed at the release of the final restraint. He was larger than you thought he'd be, and you'd be lying if you wondered how the hell he was going to fit comfortably inside you. You take him in hand and give him a single stroke. He nearly falls on you, grinding his teeth. That was not the sensation he was expecting, nor you, if the way you quickly pull your hand away. After a quick second of research, he recognizes why.

"Too dry. This angle doesn't aid in self-lubrication, " he sits back on his haunches, "you wouldn't happen to have any lubricating oil, would you?" It would be quicker than relying on his body.

You think for a moment before rolling onto your stomach, digging around in your nightstand. In the back, you pull out a small bottle of lube and give it to him. Seeing him sit like that, cock standing at full attention, it was nerve-wracking. He was so thick, and you can see him throb in time with his thirium pump.

Connor applies some of the lube, but he takes one of your hands and adds a bit more, eyes begging you. Sitting up, you took him in hand once more, and this time, when you stroked, he released a guttural moan, hips twitching. You did it again and again, speeding up. It felt amazing, but it was so much, and he didn't want it to end like this. When your thumb played with his tip, he grabbed your wrist, stopping all your movements.

"It's your turn, " he growled, moving back over you. He took hold of your panties, slipping them down your legs and tossing them to the ground. You instinctively closed your legs, but Connor took your knees and spread your thighs once more.

"So perfect, " he cooed. You were so wet already. It really boosted his confidence. To be safe, he added more lube anyway before he started caressing your bud. You made the most exquisite sounds then.

He knows he can't just push himself inside. That kind of force would only cause you pain. Instead, he started with a finger, slipping it inside slowly and letting you adjust to the feeling. He moved, in and out, curling it to help ease you open. You were trembling, panting as he pleasured you. He added another finger, and when he curled them this time, he found your sweet spot, your back arching off the bed again. By the time he added a third finger, you were a moaning mess.

It took everything in you to gather the strength to stop him.

"C-Connor... Please, I want you."

He saves that audio clip, ensuring it will never be deleted.

Connor slips out of you, fingers coated in your juices. Curiosity got the better of him, licking his fingers. You tasted good. So good, he wishes he had the time to thoroughly taste you, but it will have to wait.

He settles between your legs and takes himself in hand. Moving slow, he pressed inside. You winced when the tip enters you, and he freezes. He can't hurt you. After a moment, you nod, indicating for him to continue. He moved gently, pausing again when he was halfway through and waiting until you gave the go-ahead again. Once his hips met yours, he relaxed, relishing in the feeling of your tight heat. If kissing you was heaven, this was nirvana.

"You can move, " you spoke, panting. You were shocked he fit. Even more so when it didn't hurt. It was a lot, but feeling him pull out, only to fill you again, it was incredible.

Connor started to speed up, setting a deep, steady pace. He couldn't stop the groans that escaped him in his ecstasy. Your hands clawed at his back, pulling on his hair, sending mixed signals to his brain. It should hurt, but instead, it all feels good. His hips pick up the pace again.

You call out his name, over and over, as if he's all you know. He can feel a tightening in his gut, telling him he's getting close. His wants aren't important right now, he must push you over the edge. Recalling his research, he slips a hand down your body, fondling your bud once more.

"Fuck! Connor!" You cry out, tears escaping the corners of your eyes as the knot in your stomach is pulled tighter. A few precise thrusts against your sweet spot was all it took to snap the tension.

Connor watched your convulsing form, feeling you squeeze around him. He slowed down, letting you ride out your orgasm before slipping out.

"W-what are you doing?" You ask, voice shaky, "you didn't..."

"It's fine. I don't want to hurt you." You were likely to be very sensitive. This was never about him anyway. He wanted to please you.

You didn't see it that way. You guided him to roll over. Taking him in hand, you sank down on him, biting your lip at the feel of it as Connor groaned. You slid up and down, but you were still sensitive, unable to keep a steady pace. Instead, you took his hands and placed them on your hips, letting him take you how he needed. He couldn't deny himself any longer. He moved quickly, trying to come as quickly as possible. You dragged your nails down his chest, adding to the bombardment on his sensors. It was too much. You could feel his cock throbbing, so close, so close, so...

A feral shout, followed by a groan of your name, left his panting lips. Every twitch filled you with his synthetic seed. It was like someone had erased his entire hard drive for a moment, replaced with nothing but pure euphoria.

You laid down on his chest, feeling exhausted.

"That was... Amazing..." You sighed. Connor agreed, slipping out of you and rolling onto his side, taking you with him. "I'm glad you were my first. It was perfect."

"Would you let me be your last?" Connor asks, hopeful eyes gazing into drowsy ones.

"Only if you make the same promise to me, " you smiled, so filled with joy.

"I promise. I love you, " he murmured into your ear, holding you close as you drift off.

"I love you, too, " were your last words, mumbled, almost incomprehensible, before you fell asleep. Connor could still hear it though, smiling down at his perfect lover. Whether human or android, he loves you all the same.

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#5

Hey can you make the “what would Sushi and Bird say and do when you said you are pregnant”?

244 and Baek Seongjoon with a pregnant S/O

Okie dokie so I'm combining all of these because they're similar. As for the second one, I doubt it will really make a difference where their girlfriend was from unless they wanted to visit or something.

Now this could go three ways for both of them honestly. More Jinho for two of them though. They would either make you get rid of it, they just dip on you and their kid, or they let you keep it and are very begrudgingly forced to be fathers. Either way, I don't think they would be the most thrilled about a child considering what is going on in their lives. I’m going to write the last one because it seems fun but if your curious about the other two, my inbox is always open!

Also my darlings these suck lmao♡

244/ Lee Jinho

Don't beat around the bush with this man. Just tell him straight out

Lost his composure 100%. I know this man just stared at you for a good minute when you told him. Like you know those blank looks he has sometimes? Yea that's what I'm talking about. Honestly this is the scariest motherfucker to tell you pregnant like I’m sweating just thinking about it

I hate to break it to you besties but if by some miracle he lets you keep it and decides to stick around, I don't think he would be the most involved with the kid as they grow up. But if this kid happens to make him feel something he might just stick around

This just crossed my mind but I have no clue if he would even be listed as this kid’s parent so uh good luck

Anyway, you’re not going to have to worry about much during your pregnancy. Now how he feels about the child growing in you is pretty much up in the air, but he does like you, hopefully, and would try to make it easier on you.

Speaking of making it easier, if you wanted to stay at home and raise the kid just say the word and you would never have to work another day in your life. I mean look at that man. He has got to be absolutely loaded. Babies are expensive though as hey that's a plus

I could see the crusty bitch purposely saying things to irritate you if you were having mood swings. He'd enjoy riling you up to so please for the love of god throw a pillow at that man and don't miss because he needs to be humbled

Chances are he's out and about causing problems on the town when you go into labor. When he gets the call I don't see him as the time to drop everything and run to your side. He will however finish up quickly and then go.

Please, please, please squeeze the hell out of this man's hand while you're in pain. You probably won't hurt him at all but the threat is there ♡

I bet, for better or for worse, the kid looks like him and has your eyes. Sorry I don't make the rules here, well I do but still

Believe it or not but he would hold the kid. Now would he ask to hold the? Eh, maybe but also I think he would be content just looking at them.

As the kid gets older it's sort of up in the air if he will actually like your child but if they just so happen to like animals, birds perhaps, then they might have something to bond over

This is a last minute thought but Jinho with a daddy's girl? It's a wild thought. I mean we don't exactly know his backstory yet but he's probably not 100% completely empty. Just look at what happened when shark boy died. And especially if he has an s/o. He'd would only feel a little something for her

Baek Seongjoon

Now why did i think of this hm?

Anyway, you know what would be a cute way to break you pregnancy to this man? You by little baby shoes and giving them to him. He'll be pretty confused about why the hell you gave him baby shoes but as it dawns on him you'll slowly see the look of surprise and shock come onto his face. You should really take a picture of it lol

Now after his backstory I can say in full confidence that he would love to have a family but most likely would not think that he deserves one after what happened to his parents. So sit sharkie down and explain to him that it's okay and you both can do it. That would totally make him feel so much better

Say goodbye to your alone time cause this man would coddle you. He's terrified to lose you and your kid because if that happens he will really have no one left. So please just let him 😭

These are turning out short for him but i genuinely think he would be mostly pleasant to be around like he would cook for you, rub your feet, and do pretty much whatever you want

The last month or so before you give birth don't expect to go anywhere or so anything. Even if your doctor doesn't put you on bedrest Seongjoon will. Literally the only thing he will let you up for is going to the bathroom. Poor boy is just so worried about you and the baby

He will stand by your side the whole time you're actively in labor unlike Jinho who might be snoozing on the couch tbh

Once he finally gets to hold your kid he has tears streaming down his face. I hc that having a family is something he desperately wants but never thought that it was attainable for him

Mellows out as the kid grows up but is still fiercely protective of them.

Since his father wasn't there for him, he swears that he will be there for the kid. He doesn't want another tragedy to happen

Overall, best father tbh. Genuinely cares about his kid and will spend time raising them. Lowkey will be jealous if they turn out to be a momma's boy cause he wants their attention too but look at him

He can't be surprised cause of that lol

57 notes • Posted 2021-10-28 22:33:17 GMT

#4

Hi! How would Sushi and 244 take care of their child while s/o is away? Thank you! (P.S. I forgot to add thank you on the other ask, sorry about that; the one with “White Tiger”)

Hey curious anon! I actually really liked your other ask I just haven’t gotten around to it heh… Soon though! Honestly i'm not really proud of these but it's definitely a start to get back into writing more. Mkay now onto the request!

Baek Seongjoon and 244 watching their kid

Baek Seongjoon

S/o probably had to go out of town for a few days to take care of something which led to him taking care of the child himself

he definitely has taken care of the kid by himself before so he isn't too fazed

Not a strict father but firm, however he is soft for his family so if his kid gave him puppy eyes enough he would cave

wouldn't it be cute if his kid was upset that his other parent was gone and the only way to keep them calm was cuddling them and allowing them to sleep with him at nice

from what we've seen from Seongjoon's past, it seems like he wasn't the most well behaved kid so if his child acted anything like him he'd be banging his head against the wall cursing the fact that the kid ended up acting like him and not his ever lovely s/o

calls his s/o to ask for help if things get too rowdy, probably wasn't too proud to do that

overall, good dad! tries his best because he didn't have a dad around and he wants the best for his kid

glad when his s/o returns because i have a feeling his kid would be a handful

s/o comes home early and sees their two darlings curled up on the couch together, you better take a picture before they wake up

244

chill dad! like extremely chill

I'm not going to lie, i don't really see him super involved in his child's life so i wouldn't be surprised if he just hired a babysitter so he didn't have to watch them but lets say he didn't

wouldn't it be funny it be funny if his kid was a splitting image of him but acted the complete opposite? like him talking hyperactive bouncing off the walls? i think that would be funny

s/o had to do something for the day which now led to him watching their child by himself. he almost wanted to get a babysitter but the way his kid was clinging to his leg told him that he would have no other choice but to what the kid himself

thank goodness his child likes animals because he is definitely going to use his literal petting zoo to distract the kid as long as possible

i can't say he has any idea what the kid eats so he probably just goes to Seongjoon and like "here feed them"

at one point his child wants to play with him and who is he to refuse when his kid sounds so much like his s/o

didn't realize that it would entail having a tea party while dressed up. actually i think he would like it if his kid wanted to play dress up or mess around with makeup. just not his though he'll get them their own stuff

when his kid finally settles down for a nap i bet they force him to stay with them as they sleep. to ensure this they lay on top of him and cling

very glad when his s/o comes back at the end of the day because it was probably the most exhausting day ever. i seriously feel that from when i was a babysitter cause hyper kids will absolutely drain you

overall decent dad. he wants the best for his kid but he probably doesn't like being around young kids too much so yea

57 notes • Posted 2021-08-20 16:09:11 GMT

#3

Jake’s dad is kinda…he kinda-

Hell almost everyone one there is pretty hot

63 notes • Posted 2021-11-01 14:15:57 GMT

#2

👀👀👀👀

I would like to hear more horny on the sushi and bird men.

If you have the time and energy that is

Okay so I was just thinking about posting some of the stuff I wrote yesterday so this is perfect!

Warning I’m bad with names and these headcanons will contain trigging materials to some cause these fuckers are crazy

Okie so first up is the love of my life, 244

Something about 244 screams tease to me. I don’t know why but I could see him as the type to run his hand down your thigh a little too close to the place you’re just absolutely dying for his hands to touch

Let’s be real here, birdie is a busy man and y’all are gonna have quickies most of the time or you probably won’t be getting any dick for awhile

He doesn’t exactly strike me as someone that would have sex wide out in the open, I could see him having semi-public sex or maybe just in places you could almost definitely get caught

Oh! This is slightly indulgent but imagine getting caught and he just keeps drilling into you

Bird brain is also skilled with his hands. Probably not as much as Sushi but he definitely knows just what to do to make you scream his name

You have a collar with his name on it. That is all.

Again this is indulgent but wearing 244’s shirt after sex? Are you just asking for a round two? (Ngl that shirt looks mad luxurious and if you know that reference I’ll love for forever)

We can all agree that he’s rather private cause he kinda has to be. Because of that I don’t really see him allowing near his cool ass office that we see in the newer chapters, however, if you happen to pop in one day he’s pushing you against that big ass window and fucking you. Especially if your afraid of heights like that cause he likes the way you clench around him.

Really not that horny in comparison but I could see him buying you pretty clothes and lingerie regardless of sex. Now I can’t really say that he takes you on many date cause he’s busy but if you wanna make this typically calm man hot under the collar wear the clothes and lingerie out. You’ll definitely be getting dicked down that night. I don’t make the rules.

I would say he cares a little bit more about your pleasure than Sushi would but if you happen to piss him off or he’s feeling particularly irritating that night, he’s not gonna let you cum OR he’s ruining every orgasm you have

Depending on how long you’ve known him or what your connects are, you might, big on might, know his real name. I can’t imagine this man hears it a lot in his day to day life but if you happened to moan it in his ear while no one else is around? Let’s just say you’re going to be awfully sore the next day.

Overall, I see Birdie as a relatively fun yet interesting lover. He definitely takes the time to learn your body and see what makes you tick.

Then again I’m bias cause I would let this man do whatever he wants to me for a singular corn chip

Well Sushi (who’s name I still cannot remember to spell)

He’s an interesting case really. He either is with you cause it makes him look good or he actually likes you. Depending on the situation, how he treats you will be different.

If he is just with you cause you make him look good, well then your pleasure is completely thrown out the window. You might as well be a flesh light lmao

Now if he likes you to a certain extent, I still don’t see you pleasure as a priority sometimes but he’s going to make sure you scream his name till your throat is raw.

Idk if y’all know this or not but with certain knives you can just use the very tip to cut through things like butter. Especially if they’re sharp. And I know y’all are like “duh summer that’s the point of knives” but I’m specifically talking about thin bladed knives that are really, really sharp. Sushi has carved his name into you before.

Likes seeing tears streaming down your face. Will specifically make you wear something like mascara or whatever to accentuate it

Has let you cockwarm him during his little meeting things with his company. Doesn’t let you do it again cause 244 made a comment about it. (That perceptive bastard!) He totally was jealous of it.

I just know he’s extremely possessive. Maybe not breathing down your neck but he definitely knows where you are at all times.

Buys you whatever you want but everything comes with a price. If you want the newest game or whatever you may just have to get fucked senseless for it. Definitely takes you on shopping sprees and makes you pick out and outfit to be fucked in later

I’d say he’s already pretty rough but if you ask him to be rougher and really manhandle you? He almost loses it. You ain’t walking tomorrow. And you sure ain’t gonna be awake by the end of it

Tbh being Sharkie’s partner is definitely something else. You pretty much have the world at your fingertips yet it seems like you can only ever get anything by giving up your body to him. Deep down, I think he probably cares a lot but tbh he’s never been gentle in his life

Y’all might be surprised, or not, but for my bonus round I wanna talk about the ever darling Wangguk

I want to make it well known that this man has my heart and he’s absolutely a darling lover except for one thing

He has no experience. Hell, y’all saw him he has no game either. Definitely doesn’t really seem out dating for a long time. However if you wormed you way into his heart, he wouldn’t just shut you out.

Blushy when it comes to touching. Probably takes his time with foreplay cause he wants to make sure y’all both have a good time.

Learns your body like the back of his hand. Cheeks were bright red when you moaned out his name cause he mad you cum with just his fingers.

Probably doesn’t do anything with oral whether than be giving or receiving.

Honestly, after you get him to open up he’s the absolute sweetest.

Well, not perfect by not bad. Y’all obviously know who I think about a lot just because of the lengths of each one lmao. Never really thought the first few things I wrote on tumblr would be horny thoughts so yea. Hope y’all enjoy and please add on cause I’m curious about what y’all think too!

72 notes • Posted 2021-07-25 02:25:38 GMT

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Can you make nsfw scenarios/headcanons of seongjun??if you can then make them extra spicy 😼

Sure! Tbh sorry this took a little bit to come out but I’ve been kinda busy. Honestly, there was suppose to be more but I lost inspiration halfway through so I'm sorry. Also I tried to focus on making it longer so yea.

NSFW Baek Seongjoon Headcanons

Let’s just say that I was very inspired today while reading. So, you know how he's absolutely ripped? Well, I think he could probably lift up his partner and use them as his own personal fleshlight if he wanted to. Also, this opens the opportunity for shower sex and if he happens to be in a mood, he might just pick his partner up and fuck them against the wall.

If you are feeling extra frisky, tell him you are going to suck him off at work. Do not ask, just do it. If you are lucky, you might fluster him a bit. Fish boy is weak for his lover after all. Imagine if someone walks in while this is going down? Especially if his s/o does not let up? Man you might as well call an ambulance cause he might just fall over dead. Game over if his partner makes eye contact with him because he is busting right then and there.

WEAR HIS CLOTHES!!! WEAR EM!! Especially if you want a reaction if you know what I’m saying. Literally one of the easiest ways to turn him on. Honestly, do not even bother with anything underneath if you two are at home cause it is either going to get ruined or taken off almost immediately so there is really no point.

Would totally be into degradation. I sorry he just seems like someone that would be into seeing his partner cry while stuffing them full. I could totally see him kissing away their tears and telling them to just take what him gives them like a good lover.

He totally would be a mean dom if his partner was in it. Like slapping their cheeks hard enough to leave red handprints. Oh! He might be into spanking until he leaves bruises but I am still on the fence about that.

Knife and food play. He's a chef so I feel like he sort of just developed those kinks along the way. Always makes sure to help clean up those. I feel like he is the king of aftercare since he loves and cares for his s/o so much. They deserve the best in his eyes.

Would overstimulate his partner until they were sobbing and begging him to stop. Might not actually stop until they almost pass out. However, if discussed beforehand, he would not stop if that is what they truly wanted. This also plays back in to liking to see his partner cry.

He is absolutely going to fuck his partner stupid every time. He can do soft and sensual sometimes but he really likes it rough. Soft is mainly reserved for morning times before work when he wants to stay home as long as possible.

85 notes • Posted 2021-09-16 03:23:01 GMT

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