#Topgear | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

inspiredwriterstory · 5 months

Text

TopDragon ep 1, part 2

*Fade to a filled cave with Wibli, Turtle, Winter, and hundreds of other dragons*

Qibli: Hello and welcome back to TopDragon!

Turtle: I have to admit I'm really enjoying this show.

Qibli: And your gonna enjoy it even more in a second because I have a surprise for you Turtle. Now before that lets just recap what's happened so far.

Turtle: Honestly I'd rather not because I felt like a red lobster in that car.

Qibli: You looked like it too.

Winter: So last time Kinkajou dive bombed Qibli, we got on the road, and the sand snorter broke his car.

Turtle: In a nutshell yes.

Qibli: Wow.

Turtle: Well before we get back to our cross continent road trip, it's time for our first car review.

Qibli: We have brought a very special guest on to drive a car around a track and report their experience.

Winter: Today's guest is classy, Very well known, and the daughter of queen Coral.

Turtle: Wait what-

Qibli: Please welcome, Prince Anemone!

*Anemone walks out onto the cave stage as the crowd cheers*

Anemone: Hello everyone! Hi Turtle.

Turtle: That's what you guys were being so sneaky about behind the scenes?

Qibli: We thought we'd surprise you.

Winter: Lets all sit down.

*Everyone sits down with Qibli, Turtle, and Winter on one while Anemone is on a couch opposite*

Turtle: Watch your tail please.

Winter: Keep that dirt away from me.

Qibli: Alright Anemone, we had you drive around the TopDragon test track and we're just gonna ask you some questions.

Winter: Is she old enough to drive?

Qibli: On private property yes.

Anemone: I have to admit, it was exciting and scary since I've never driven before.

Qibli: Alright so we sat you down in a automatic Mazda MX5 Miata. Now our track is A very flat track with a mix of wide and tight turns so how would you describe your experience?

Anemone: Well it was definitely different to swimming.

Winter: How about we watch her in action.

*Fade to black and then fade into a shot of the track which is nestled perfectly into a valley in the sky kingdom.*

*Cut to Anemone buckling up in a convertible 2024 Mazda MX5.*

Anemone: Alright, here we go.

*Another dragon soon walks out and waves a green flag.*

*Anemone makes a surprisingly slow start*

Qibli over footage: Where's the fire?

Anemone over footage: Very funny.

Turtle: There around the first turn.

*Anemone goes around a sweeping left before quickly transitioning into a hair pin turn and under steering to the outside of the track*

Winter over footage: Missed your braking point.

*Cut to Anemone inside the car*

Anemone: Come on turn!

*Anemone gets out of the turn and accelerates down the long straightaway*

Turtle over footage: Okay decently fast down the straight.

*Anemone suddenly locks her tires as she tries to break and nearly flies off the course*

Qibli over footage: Oh careful, don't wreck the car.

*Anemone makes a hard right before accelerating through a slight gradient with A zig zag in the road*

Anemone dodging a guard rail: Woah! Oh moons.

Qibli over footage: Not out of the woods yet she still has the final turn.

*Anemone glides forward and holds a right around the turn while running a bit wide.*

Qibli as she finish: And across the line!

*Fade to black and then fade back to the cave.*

Winter: I will say, not bad.

Turtle: Especially for a first time driver.

Anemone: Why thanks.

Qibli: Now here we have A leader board and since you are the first guest to ever be on it you automatically get first with A time of... Two minutes, fifty two... Point three seconds!

Anemone: You know I'm happy with that.

Turtle: Alright well, now that that's been settled, I'm sure you are all wondering what happened to Qibli's Charger. Well we're about to find out.

Qibli: I'm going to be honest, I was shocked when I found out what it was.

*Fade to black then cut to a drone shot of all three cars driving down the road with Turtle behind Winter towing Qibli's Charge.*

Winter over radio: Hate to say I told ya so-

Qibli: No you would marry I told you so and buy a burial plot right next to it for when you die.

Turtle over footage: Qibli had clearly experienced a major failure, he couldn't even get his car started. So I stepped up to the task of taking him to the Oasis.

*Cut to inside of Winter's car*

Winter over radio: You have got to be kidding me.

*Cut to Turtle pulling Qibli off the main road and onto a sandy pathway*

Winter over footage: The oasis was off the main road, and my car was not happy about it at all.

*Cut to footage of Winter's GTR struggling to climb a sand dune.*

Winter: Queen Glacier give me strength.

*Cut to the sun setting over a oasis with A lake and palm trees as the cars make their way over there before cutting to a dusty abandoned shed with tools as a scorpion races by the camera.*

Turtle: We're here!

Qibli as he gets out: Perfect! I can figure out what happened now.

Winter: My word this heat is unbearable.

Turtle: At least you have air conditioning.

Qibli: Hold on, what's this?

*Qibli begins walking away and Turtle and Winter soon follow.*

Qibli: No way!

*Camera begins showing dynamic drone shots of a drag strip made out of sandstone*

Qibli: Ha! This is the original sandwing drag strip! This is where they raced the first muscle cars!

Winter: Oh great, there's a challenge on that post.

Qibli: I got it. *Grabs challenge*

Qibli reading it out loud: You have now arrived and will spend tonight sleeping in your cars before tomorrow's race to test their comfortablity.

Turtle: I am going to be a filled seafood meal by tomorrow.

Winter over footage of the sun setting in the distance: And with that we made our way back to our cars.

Winter as Qibli pushes his car into the shed in the background: With ease I can lay the seats back and turn on the air conditioning. I am sleeping like a royal should.

*Cut to Turtle*

Turtle: In an attempt to get a good nights sleep I have parked my Lancia partly in the lake and I will sleep with my tail in the window so I can say I slept "In my car".

*Cut the the three moons rising as the sound of Qibli working on his car is heard in the background before fading to black*

*Fade to show a eagle flying high over the sand as the sun rises*

Winter: Well I slept decent, you have to say Nissan makes comfortable cars.

*Winter walks over Turtle who is tossing and turning in the water*

Winter: Okay that's cheating, you have to actually be in the car.

Turtle half asleep: I am... *snore*

*Winter picks him up and dumps him fully in the water and Turtle comes back up spitting water out of his mouth*

Turtle: Okay I'm up!

Turtle over footage of Winter and Turtle looking for Qibli: After a rude awakening we both realized we couldn't find Qibli's car. So we looked for clues.

*Both turn there heads to the shed about ten feet away.*

Turtle: Found him.

*Cut to a messy shed with tools and car parts everywhere*

Winter: My goodness, Qibli what on Phyria?

Qibli from under the car as he slides out: Winter? Oh no the sun is up.

Turtle: Did you not sleep last night?

Qibli: I had a broken crankshaft I had to replace.

Winter: Well your gonna feel it the rest of the road trip.

Qibli: I still gotta finish it up so you guys head over to the drag strip and I'll meet you there as soon as I can.

*Time lapse the sun rising over the desert until it's mid day before cutting to Turtle and Winter watching Qibli driving over.*

Qibli as he gets out: Why do you guys look so concerned?

Turtle: Look.

*Camera cuts to see a figure in a white racing suit next to a muscle car.*

Qibli: Crap, it's The Stig.

Turtle over the footage as The Stig drives all the way over rolling to a stop: The Stig is without a doubt one of the best drivers in Phyria. And now we'd have to try and beat his Pro stock drag racing division Ford Thunderbird with our cars.

Qibli: Hello Stig.

The Stig: .....

Qibli: Chatty as ever I see.

Winter: Lets stop wasting time and get to racing.

*Camera cuts to all four lined up side by side.*

*Cut to inside of Turtles car*

Turtle in the car: The only way I can win this is if they all have some sort of issue or make a mistake.

*Cut to winter into car*

Winter in car: Just gotta time my shifts perfectly, hope launch control does it's job.

*Cut to Qibli in car*

Qibli in car: Being fully honest I'm worried that my repairs won't hold. I haven't had a chance to run it in.

*Cut to The Stig in the car*

The Stig: ....

*A produce waves a flag and the roar of engines fills the air. The Stig launches forward while Qibli suddenly pulls a wheelie with his front tires high in the air.*

Qibli: WOOOOOO!

Turtle: Three moons!

*Qibli's front wheels slam to the ground as he pulls forward and matches Winter's speed as The Stig flies down the drag strip widening the gap by the second.*

Qibli: The Sitg is gone! It's just a race between us three now!

*Turtle is falling behind as Qibli and Winter battle to pass each other*

Turtle: Their really going!

*The Stig blasts past the finish line. The camera begins cutting back and forth between Qibli moving the shifter and Winter hitting the shifter paddles*

Winter: Come on sand snorter!

*Both thunder past the finish line side by side with Turtle coming a second later.*

*Cut to Turtle in Car*

Turtle over radio: Who won?

Qibli over radio: I have no idea.

*Camera cuts to the three rolling to a stop side by side as The Stig drives off and a producer hands Qibli a piece or paper.*

Qibli as he gets out with a piece of paper: Well I think we all know The Stig won, but the real battle was between me and Winter, which, you did very good.

Winter: You didn't do bad yourself.

Qibli: So they snapped a picture as we crossed the line and it was close.

*Qibli slowly turns the picture so they can see it. Qibli just edged out the GTR*

Qibli: Muscle wins on it's home ground!

Winter: Dang it.

Turtle: Hey good job.

*A producer walks up and hands Qibli another paper*

Qibli Reading out loud: Now that you have raced in the home of the Muscle car, you will now make your way to Jade Mountain Academy for your next challenge.

Turtle: They're sending us directly there?

Qibli: Did anyone there even approve that?

Winter: I don't know.

*Fade to black and fade back to the cave*

Qibli: Wow. That was a close race.

Turtle: I'm still surprised you could make that repair in time.

Winter: That only looks like he did he made us wait two hours in the back sun.

Turtle: I don't know what your complaining about you have air conditioning, my Lancia is like a oven!

Qibli: Well one thing we can all agree on, is The Stig had the advantage.

Turtle: Did they really think that we had any chance of beating him?

Winter: Obviously not or they're idiots.

Qibli: Now can we talk about my wheelie for a second?

Turtle: How did you even pull that off?

Qibli half laughing: I'm not even sure myself!

Turtle: If someone would do us a favor and put the footage on screen that be great.

*Footage comes onto a TV*

Turtle: Pause right there.

Qibli: Look at how high my front tires are!

Turtle: That has to be like four, maybe five feet!

Winter: I will never get why people go crazy over wheelies, it seems so impractical.

Qibli: It's nearly impossible without the proper equipment!

Turtle: Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for but next time, we'll be making the difficult journey through the mountains.

*Fade to black*

#Wings of fire #Wof #wof winter #wof qibli #wof turtle #Topgear #TopDragon #Parody #Top gear parody

1 note · View note