#TruTV

[m-joker777]

my mind currently:

[joshhutchersonseggsalad]

I had another dream about impractical jokers again🥴🥴

[abbatoirablaze]

Captain Penisi, Chapter 2

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings:  none really

“Cap, what are you running around for?” Andy asked as he eyed the nervous looking fire captain, “it’s like you’re a chicken with your head cut off!  Is the chief mad?  Did you prank him again?”

“I don’t think headless chickens can run around, little buddy!” Ike chuckled as he wrapped his arm around Andy’s shoulders and gave him a noogie, “good try at a joke though…but for future reference, I don’t think anything can live without a head.  Try something like cap is running around like a wild man!”

“Ike…” Andy sighed, not wanting to explain the saying to his best friend. 

Ike then began to gesture as himself being a wild man, throwing his hands around in the air, running around, “SEE ANDY?  SEE HOW CRAZY I LOOK?  IT’S SO MUCH MORE REALISTIC!”

“It’s a saying, Ike,” Granny mumbled, rolling his eyes at his friends.  Then his attention turned towards the captain as he shrugged Ike off, “But Andy’s right.  You have been running around all day like crazy.  Is everything alright, cap?”

“It’s these stupid concert tickets,” he growled, regretting the decision he’d made earlier in saying that he’d had the concert tickets in question, “I promised Lucy and the girls that I had these concert tickets that they really wanted, but it turns out that they’re all sold out!”

“Well, why’d you go promise something like that?” Andy asked.

“Who is it for?” Granny asked.

“Someone called Tay Tay Macabee or something?” Eddie shrugged cluelessly, “I don’t know…but apparently she’s the hottest artist around.  I can’t find these tickets for less than an arm and a leg for one.”

“Oh Tay Tay McVee?” Ike asked excitedly.  When the guys shot him a look, he shrugged his shoulders, and tried to downplay his excitement.  He faked a cough into his hand and shrugged nonchalantly at the guys, “yeah…this girl I was seeing…told me-uh-hasn’t she been sold out for weeks or something?”

“Yeah, you had to practically come out of the womb holding the tickets…” Eddie grumbled as he looked at his subordinates, “I can’t find them anywhere.  And these scalpers want a few hundred dollars…”

“Oh that’s not bad!” Ike smiled.

“Again…it’s per ticket!” The three subordinates made a face, and Eddie frowned, “yeah…I don’t have that kind of money to pay for a ticket!  Let alone four!”

“Don’t you only have three nieces, captain?” Andy asked curiously, his brow quirking.

“Oh, uh, yeah…but one of Lucy’s friends wanted to go to, so I have to come up with four….” He mumbled awkwardly, “and…well…I have to go drop them off at Vickie and Terry’s in a few hours!”

“Why don’t you just make some?” Ike asked, “concert venues have to make the tickets to begin with, so who’s to say that you can’t just make a few more.  Chances are those scalpers aren’t going to sell all of their tickets if they’re so expensive…you’re just making sure the convert venue is full.

“What?”

“Think about it, cap?” Ike asked, “I was reading this article in Money Mag AF that said the government prints new money off all the time.  So why can’t you do the same with the Tay Tay McVee tickets?”

Eddie thought about it for a second. 

“You know what, Ike…I think you’re right.  Why can’t we just print off tickets?”

“Cap…I-I don’t think that’s a good idea!” Andy said with a frown, “they probably won’t be accepted at the gate, and-“

“Sure, they will, Andy…we just have to make em look real!” Eddie smiled, “alright…now who knows what these tickets look like!”

Eddie smiled as he knocked on the door and held up the four tickets that he and the guys had made.  Not even two knocks later and Kelsey and Quinn were opening the door, barely giving him a glance as they stared at their phones.

“Is that some way to act with someone who’s bringing you concert tickets to THE Tay Tay McVee?”

The girls gave him a second look and their eyes went wide as they saw Eddie holding up the four tickets.  The teenagers dropped their phones, squealing and hugging each other.

“Oh my god, Uncle Eddie!”

“Those are really the tickets!”

“Oh My GOD!”

“WE’RE GOING TO SEE TAY TAY MCVEE!”

“What is all the commotion over he-oh, Eddie!” Vickie laughed, spotting her brother with a winning smile as he held up the four tickets, “what are you standing outside for? Come on in!  Girls let your uncle into the house!”

“I just wanted to drop these off!” he smirked as he waved the tickets proudly in the air, “and you know, be the coolest uncle that ever existed!”

“The coolest!”

“You’re so amazing, Uncle Eddie!”

“I know!” The man smirked, handing the tickets off to his younger sister. 

“Who’s ready for Tay Tay McVee?”

Eddie felt his heart nearly exploding in his chest as he turned around.  Auggie had managed to pull up without making a sound, and now she stood in front of Eddie.  His breath caught in his throat as he saw her wearing a cute floral dress and white bohemian cropped sweater that tied right beneath her bust.  His throat went dry as his eyes skimmed down her body to her black thigh high boots that clung to toned, slim legs. 

“Wow…”

She gave him a small smile as she brushed past.  His heart fluttered as he caught a whiff of her perfume.  A mixture of honeysuckle and jasmine. 

“Hey…” Lucy smiled, hugging the woman as she joined the other women in the house, “right on time, Uncle Eddie just dropped off the tickets!”

“Thanks Eddie!” she offered as the teenagers and his eldest niece closed the door behind her. 

He hadn’t heard hide nor hair from any of the girls.  And while he’d hoped that the tickets would pass, and that no one would contact him, he was kind of sad when he hadn’t heard from the girls.  Not even a second thank you.

“Shhh.  We have to be quiet!”

Eddie’s eyes snapped up. 

The door to the office had been closed, and he was all alone in the station as the other shift had gone on a call, but he hadn’t expected anyone to drop by.

“We should mess up his office!”

“What?”

Eddie’s eyes widened and he hid beneath the desk.  He didn’t have to see them to know that it was Lucy and Auggie.

“He gave us fake tickets!” Lucy said quickly.  The door handle jiggled, and then stopped suddenly, “Come on, Auggie…that was so uncool.  He embarrassed us.  We had to pull Kelsey and Quinn off those security guards.”

“I’m sure he didn’t know that they were fake!”

“It was a Penisi prank,” she grumbled, “I can smell it from a mile away…I was so stupid to think that it was even real.  My family does stupid stuff like this all the time.  Especially my uncle Eddie.  I think that we just need to get back at him.  Come on, Auggie.  This is his office!”

“We can’t do that…that’s mean, Luce…”

“Come on…they were counterfeit tickets, Auggie…” she laughed, “stop standing up for him!”

“Luce…”

“What?” she giggled, “you’re acting like you have a crush on Uncle Eddie or something.  Help me mess up his office!”

When there was no response from August, Lucy gasped.

“You do have a crush on him…don’t you?”

“What?” she asked, bewilderment lacing her features, “I-No.  That’s your Uncle, Lucy.  I-“

“You have a crush on Uncle Eddie!”

The two girls started away from the office, but he didn’t care.  Eddie’s head dropped back against the back of his chair and he smiled to himself.

“She’s got a crush on me!”

Chapter 3

[ewon625]

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[rogers-attic]

so apparently american dad airs on like 3 channels is this heaven

[sal-is-my-favourite]

Remember, Remember the 5th of November 🔥

Sal Vulcano x reader

⚠️smut⚠️

As you stir awake, you're wrapped in Sal's arms. He's still asleep, you lay for a while with your head on his chest just listening to him softly snore. You peel yourself away, getting out of bed you head to the bathroom.

Today is your 5 year Wedding Anniversary with Sal, You both were working today but had plans to go for dinner in the evening.

You jump in the shower and stand under the warm water which helps your aching muscles from the gym yesterday. A large pair of hands are placed on your waist and you jump a little not hearing Sal come into the bathroom. You smile as he begins to kiss your neck, his body pressed against your back.

"Happy Anniversary Mr Vulcano"

"Happy Anniversary Mrs Vulcano, I love you". Sal pushes your forward and your hands land on the wall, before you could protest he pushes his hard dick into you earning a surprised moan.

Sal grabs a fist of your long brown hair tugging slightly as he thrusts his hips against you.

The sound of your wet bodies slapping together has you turned on even more.

"Fuck, Sal i'm gonna come!"

Sal lets go of your hair and grabs your waist digging his nails in as he pounds into you.

"Fuck i'm gonna cum!".

Your screams echo in the shower as you cum, tightening around Sal. He throws his head back moaning as you do so.

Just as Sal's about to cum he hears someone shouting his name. He stills inside you and listens again, you bite your lip as you come around him again due to how deep he is.

"Sally!!!"

"Sal!"

"Salvatore!!"

Sal drops his head realising who's at the house, he pulls out of you and grabs a towel before heading to the bathroom door and opening it just a smidge.

"Guys?! What are you doing!"

Q,Joe and Murr come upstairs with the camera crew following them.

"Good morning! We're coming to take you to your punishment" Joe grins.

"Really?! C'mon man it's my anniversary!"

"Let's go be dry and dressed in 10 mins!" Murr says before the men head downstairs.

Sal closes the door and puts his head against it, You grab your towel and kiss Sal's shoulder. He softly smiles at you.

"I'm sorry I never knew they were coming"

"It's ok Sal, the sooner you get to work the sooner you'll be back and we can finish what we started". You give him a soft kiss before getting dried and dressed for work.

A couple of hours later - Sal's POV

My punishment was to be a horrible judge on a kids talent show, it was tough but i'm glad it was over.

I get a call whilst at work from an unknown caller, hesitant I answer.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Is that Mr Vulcano?"

"Yes it is, speaking?"

"Hi, i'm Jodie calling from Staten Island Univerity Hospital. It's regarding your wife. Earlier today she was brought in because she collapsed at work, I was calling to inform you."

"What?! I'll be right there!". Sal ends the call grabbing his jacket and car keys before racing across the city to get to you.

Running into the ER, Sal asks the receptionist where you are. She sends him to the room where you are.

Sal bursts in the room, you jump at the abrupt entrance.

"Baby! Are you ok? God why did nobody call sooner?!"

"Sal i'm ok, I didn't want to bother you at work". You say, Sal wraps his arms around you and you stroke his hair.

Sal sits on the edge of your bed.

"What happened?"

"I'm not sure I was fine then I blacked out and woke up here, the doctor has taken blood to see if they can see why I collapsed."

Doctor Young knocks on the door before coming in, she shakes Sal's hand and tells him she's a big fan before she opens the medical history folder.

"Ok, we took your blood Mrs Vulcano. Everything looked good apart from your Iron levels are a bit low due to your pregnancy but we'll prescribe you with some Iron tablets, the best thing to do is take a few days to recover and you'll be right as rain in no time"

I look at the doctor in shock, Sal had the same expression on his face.

"Pregnancy?" I ask.

"Yes, your results show you're roughly around 16 weeks pregnant. You weren't aware?"

I shake my head as a tear falls from my eyes. We have been trying for years to have a baby but we never had any luck so we stopped trying.

Sal places his hand on mine, his face stained with tears.

"Oh, in that case i'll get you sent for a scan straight away!". Doctor Young leaves the room and I start to sob.

Sal wraps his arms around you tightly, his own tears wetting your tshirt at the back.

"We're gonna have a baby!" He places his hand on your tummy and kisses your forehead.

[primeskeptic]

I used faceapp to combine all the faces of the Impractical Jokers. I now present...

...THE Impractical Joker

[babiedeer]

I had a dream I was going to be on impractical jokers and I had to tell them I'm like not funny at all and super awkward and then it went just as horribly as I warned and they didn't air it 😬

[dm4487]

Ol BQ is showing off his jumping skills, plus a glimpse of his 🍑buns🍑 on the season premiere of @impracticaljokersofficial on @trutv. Lol. 😉😄😂 Tonight at 10 pm. #impracticaljokers #impracticaljokerstour #thetenderloins #trutv #trutvjokers #brianquinn #brianquinnedit #bqquinn #seasonpremiere #10thseason #malebubblebutt #beautifulmalebehind #bigbootymen #bubblebuttmen #jump #jumpingskills (at Milledgeville, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coca0omOwlN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tvthemesongs]

Operation Repo intro

[alanaisexcited]

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE TELL ME SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THE TRUTV SHOW PANIC BUTTON. IT HAD THE DISCORPORATE BRITISH VOICE CALLED THE DOCTOR THAT WOULD TERRIFY THE CONTESTANTS AND SAY JUST REALLY SADISTIC AND CREEPY STUFF AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF CHALLENGES CONTESTANTS HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT SHOW ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY AND CHANGED THE TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE

[ritzlol]

impractical vent

IM FALLING BACK INTOMY REGULARLY SCHEDUALED 3 TIMES PER YEAR IMPRACTICAL JOKERS HYPERFIXATION(i am autistic/srs) its all i think about its all i fucking think about everytime someone talks to me my fucked up little brain finds a way to connect it to an episode of ij GETME OUT OF HERE (im fine i love this show more than anything)

[robskaschedulearchive]

Here’s the TruTV schedule for Monday, January 10 to Sunday, January 16, 2011.

Now, unlike any other network I post on this archive, I never really cared for TruTV until the Impractical Jokers premiered later in 2011, and not really a lot of TruTV got me besides from World's Dumbest around this time, and this is coming from my perspective now. (I didn't care for this when I was 5, which was when this schedule was made)

Now, this schedule had a lot of multi-hour blocks, given this schedule was essentially not that much changed from their CourtTV days, and I actually prefer how the channel was up until last year compared to how it was in 2011.

I won't list what's new, as I never cared for the shows on TruTV up until... when they changed their format in 2014?

[abbatoirablaze]

Captain Penisi, Chapter 9

Word Count:  1.1k

Warnings:  none

“Eddie you’re going to have to be acting chief while I’m out!”

“No way!” Eddie scoffed from Terry’s bedside, “there is absolutely no way I’m going to be running the station ad being boring like you.  What would the rest of the rank and file think?”

“What happened to you wanting to run a station?” Terry asked.

“Well that was before everything set in,” he admitted briskly.  The two men glared at one another until Vickie and Auggie came in, both looking over Terry’s file.  Eddie smiled as he saw Auggie, “hey there, doc…what’s the diagnosis…”

Auggie blushed as she looked at Eddie, before she picked up the clipboard once more and looked at it.  With a scowl she passed it back to Vickie once more. 

“It doesn’t look good.”

“What do you mean?” Terry asked nervously, “Like it’s going to cause me some grief not good?  Or am I g-“

“Terry you aren’t going to be able to work like this,” Vickie frowned, “you really hurt your back.”

“How long will I be out?”

“If you get the proper rest you should be fully healed in a matter of a few weeks…”

“One week?” Eddie asked, “or multiple weeks?”

Auggie nodded, “if he takes it easy on himself, he should heal fairly quickly.  Terry, I hate to be the one to tell you this but I can’t in all good conscience leave a note for the commissioner that you are able to work.”

“Come on, Auggie,” Terry grumbled, before shooting a look to Vickie, “Vic, honey…tell Auggie I can work.”

“I have to agree with her on this, honey,” Vickie sighed, giving her husband a sad look, “I really can’t convince Auggie to sign off on you in this state.  It’s not pretty.”

“So what are you saying?” Eddie asked. 

“Eddie…I think you might have to step in and be the chief until Terry gets better!” Vickie sighed as she looked between her husband and brother.

“Eddie…wha-what’s going on?” she asked gently as she looked at a soaking wet Eddie.  His white shirt had bee completely soaked through and he looked miserable as he stood at the entrance of her apartment, “you’re soaking wet!”

“I had to walk Hoser,” he muttered sadly, “I feel like I’m falling apart at the station, Auggie.  Everyone needs things and-“

“Oh my god, get in here!” she said quickly, cutting him off as she pulled him into her apartment, “you’re going to get sick.”

“Trust me when I say that would be welcomed at this point I time,” he sighed, toeing off his shoes, “taking over for Terry this past week started out great, but now it’s starting to feel more like a nightmare…”

“Eddie…” she sighed, rushing away from him.  Eddie watched as Auggie rushed into her bathroom then came back with a towel. She wrapped it around his shoulders and started using the end of it to try to dry his hair, “I’m sorry this week has been so miserable for you…but on the plus side it’s all nearly over.”

“Terry came back to hang out with everyone yesterday,” he sighed, “said the girls were driving him crazy…well the crew is driving me crazy.  Lucy hasn’t walked Hoser.  Ike is starting to hold back on the information, and Frenchy just makes everyone miserable, but I can’t step over the line and kick him off the shift because A shift has to have a captain on board.   I don’t know what to do.”

“Well first off, I think you need to leave work…and your soaked clothes here in the entryway,” she murmured as she gave him a soft look, “Let me run a hot shower for you and fix you some food…then we can cuddle up and forget the day with some wine…”

“That sounds beyond amazing,” he sighed thoughtfully.  Auggie gave him a soft smile as she dropped the edges of the towel and her nimble fingers started unbuttoning his shirt.  He watched her, adoring the sweet, intimate moment they were sharing, “thank you for taking care of me like this, Auggie…I appreciate it more than you know.”

“Of course, Eddie!” she mumbled, giving him another soft look of her as she finished unbuttoning the shirt.  She helped Eddie shimmy out of it before turning away from him and heading towards the bathroom.  Eddie quietly slipped out of his pants and socks, leaving the drenched fabric in the entryway, before making his way towards her.

His boxers and undershirt were nearly soaked through as well, but it didn’t matter.  He knew in a matter of minutes he’d be in the shower, under the warmth of the water. 

He watched with a smile as he leaned against the frame of the bathroom door and watched Auggie temping the water.  She jumped when she heard his voice, “you know what would make it even better?”

“My god…” she mumbled, clutching her chest, “Eddie, you can’t scare me like that.”

“You should join me,” he said simply, still watching her.  Her brow lifted in response, and he smiled, “don’t worry about making me food.  The only thing I want right now is a hot shower and to hold you in my arms…that would make this day feel completely and utterly right.”

A blush rose to her cheeks and she looked away from him, “I-Eddie, we’ve never-“

“I know,” he smiled softly at her, “I know we’ve never been naked around each other…but this isn’t about a sexual thing.  It’s intimacy, darling.”

She looked up at him, their eyes connecting once more as she seemed to ponder his request, “an intimacy thing, huh?  Is that what you say to all the girls?”

“Only the ones I truly have feelings for!” he shrugged, throwing in another little smirk at her.  He slipped the towel off of his shoulders and folded it before placing it on the side of the sink.  He held out his hand to her, “so what do you say?  Want this to feel a whole lot more intimate Auggie?”

“Wh-what does that make us, Eddie?” she asked sweetly, batting her eyes at him, “I mean-we-we’ve never-“

“I don’t want to play games or beat around the bush with this, Auggie,” he replied softly, “I want you to be my girlfriend.  I want to be able to come to you and talk with you after a tough day.  Hold you after the longer ones because you’re what feels right to me.  I want to be able to know that I come home to a woman that cares about me just as much as I care about her.  Is that something you want too?”

She paused for a second, looking at him, “is that how you see me, Eddie?  How you see us?”

“I see you as my girlfriend,” he answered, “that is, if that’s what you want to be.”

“I do!”

Eddie smiled as she took his hand, and she came in close.  His arms wrapped around her waist, and she snuggled up against his chest as their lips met in a soft embrace. 

[ewon625]

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“Puppy Bowl XX” is heading your way on Animal Planet, Discovery, TruTV, and TBS on February 11th! It will also be available to stream on Max!

[itsreaditandwow2]

I'm pretty aware that "frufill" is not a word.

Michael Green (KidBehindACamera)