Maybe we can bully Chris Pratt out of the Mario movie like we bullied Paramount into changing Sonic in the Sonic movies
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My sister got me this for my birthday; she nicknamed it “Ugly Sonic doll” so I guess that’s what it’s name is now XD
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I’ve come to make an announcement, sonic the hedgehog is a bitch-ass mother-fucker, he beat my movie in the box office. That’s right. He took his sega and fucking paramount studios out and said his movie was “THIS SUCCESSFUL” and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out movie on my Twitter.com: Sonic the hedgehog, you’ve got a shit movie. It’s as good as it’s first design except WAY worse. And guess what? Here’s what my marvel movie looks like. BBOOOOMM
That’s right baby. All white men, no plot, no interesting characters - look at that it looks like a copy and paste of every Marvel movie. He beat me in the box office so guess what, I’m gonna make a distasteful joke in my new movie. That’s right, this is what you get: MY WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT DO-OVER!! except I’m not gonna use Roger Rabbit, I’m gonna make it worse, IM USING CHIP AND DALE!! How do you like that sega? I MADE A CHIP AND DALE MOVIE YOU IDIOT!
you have twenty-three hours to stop making movies before my uncredited P A RRR ODY hits theaters, now get out of my fucking sight, before I make a caricature of you too
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE THE INFAMOUS FIRST TRAILER OF THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MOVIE WAS RELEASED?
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