#Um. Sorry not sorry ^-^

[qprsmackdown]

Zazie and Felix (starfire) (Real Life) vs Mothman and Bigfoot (Real Life)

Starfire propaganda: wives of all time. their shipname is a banger (starfire !!!!). and most importantly. please 🥺 *deep breath in* HELL-FUCKING-LO HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR #STARFIRESWEEP LISTEN UP BITCHES ITS ONE AM AND I HAVE NO COHERENT THOUGHST. HOWEVER. do you love tragic couples. do you love gay rights. do you love transgenderism. do you love fanfiction. VOTE STARFIRE. REASON ONE you need to vote for me and my gf: A VOTE FOR US IS A VOTE FOR TRANSGENDERISM. hello its I your local bigender transgender genderfluid nonbinary xenogender creaturething. i can be your girlfriend and your boyfriend. i have infinite gender swag and its literally transphobic to vote against me (for legal reasons this is a joke) REASON TWO you need to vote for me and my gf: WE ARE T4T AND AROACE4AROACE. we have all the aroace swag and you love us. REASON THREE you should vote for us: BANGER FUCKING SHIPNAME. starfire. literally what could be better. yes thats our shipname. we are starfire. REASON FOUR: because my girlfriend is super duper talented and amazing and pretty and she deserves the literal galaxy and if YOUDONT CLAP AND CHEER AND VOTE FOR US RN IM BLOWING THIS WHOLE POLL UP (again for legal reasons this is a joke) REASON FIVE: TRAGEDY. we roleplayed an entire three-season storyline that STILL IS FUCKING COMING BACK TO HAUNT US and thats how i met my best friends! did YOUR qpr roleplay tragic lesbians only to later become a loving qp couple in a stable and healthy relationship? REASON SIX: *inhales* felix is the sun in my sky, the fire that warms my heart in the darkness. when i fall, xe are there to fly me back up into the clouds. she is a beacon of warmth and kindness, and i cant imagine a life where she isn't by my side. i seduced her once with my writing. i asked her to date me with my writing, and i'll take her to win this poll with my writing #STARFIRESWEEP!!! (we're also kin4kin btw. Vote for me and my girlfriend or I will blow this entire poll up. right fucking meow -🦊)

Mothman and Bigfoot (this has GOT to be a forgetmenauts reference. submitter PLEASE tell me you're a forgetmenauts fan. -🦊) propaganda: gay cryptids in queerplatonic love (my wife and i are gay cryptids in queerplatonic love too 😒 -🦊)

[kitschky]

and maybe we're doomed but oh my love which one of us is orpheus?

congrats to severance for becoming my second fav anticapitalist-media-referencing-greek-tragedies

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

[suntails]

love will truly live

[borealiszero]

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

[heartorbit]

and so love has come to an end

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

[kidciitrix]

unemployment final boss

[mwagneto]

fascinated by just how much marvel movies (and shows) managed to perfect the formula of making 2 male characters Just gay enough that the fans who want that will go UMMM IT'S NOT BAIT THEY'RE LITERALLY GAY LOOK!!!! but not too gay that homophobes even pick up on there being any subtext let alone get mad. extremely insidious form of bait. obvious examples being fatws and loki and more recently deadpool 3 and now venom 3

[fentoaster]

has this been done yet

[jumpingwjoy]

chilling with da time buddy 💤

[rookinthecrownest]

Demon of Vyrantium

from a screenshot study of this post

[neigepomme]

˙ ✩°˖ ✈️ bulking szn / caleb x reader

synopsis; who knew your lovely and insanely strong boyfriend could get even more muscular — even more sexy. gotta thank bulking season for that!

⋆ 800 words / suggestive (NSFW) / fem reader / 2nd person

caleb's hot. he's been hot.

you know that, and everyone around you knows that — it's almost become a running joke how he gets stares from everyone when he's out and about.

what you didn't know is that he could get even more attractive. who could blame you, though? he looks like he inspired michelangelo's david — and he can get hotter? now that's just plain greedy. except it's happening, and all you can do is stare at him more than usual.

and here was your greek god of a boyfriend standing in the kitchen, preparing his protein shake. sitting at the kitchen island with your chin resting on your hand, you were staring at him, ogling him. his arms looked so good. how would they feel around your neck, you wondered — but your daydreams had to be cut short by the sound of a refrigerator door closing loudly.

"you know baby, a picture might last you longer. i can feel your eyes on me, and i'm not even facing you."

"mmh, i'm just not used to this whole," you make vague gestures in the air, "bulking thing. gotta stare and memorize it."

he laughs, and you keep on openly admiring him. when he mentioned that he'd be bulking soon, you just nodded, not entirely sure what that implied. the caleb you knew from your childhood and teenage years was strong, yes, but mostly athletic. this meatier, buffer version was new, but so, so, so welcome.

right now, his muscles weren't as defined as you were used to. he looked more.. soft. still as strong, but he seemed bigger — he could already dwarf you before, but now, it was way more serious. not only that, he's traded his looser shirtless tank tops for compression shirts, and it was such a delight for your eyes. his pecs looked bigger, and his back — his back. just a little more broad. just a hint more sexy. was it even legal to look that good?

but man, whenever you hugged him? it was like heaven held you in its embrace. the cherry on top of your very attractive (beef)cake. he was so much warmer too — caleb always ran hot. he's your personal heater during the winter months, but now? he was burning hot. or maybe is it just how you see him? who knows, honestly.

funniest thing about this situation, though? caleb knew you'd react like that upon seeing him get more buff, but he didn't know you'd be that affected by bulking season. he knew how much you enjoyed his physique, and bulking up in order to cut and get stronger and bigger than you, just seemed like a nice challenge. a good way to keep himself busy and please you.

there was one more thing though, way more challenging than keeping tracks of his macros in his new diet. you made it insanely difficult to keep his hands to himself. first, it was the staring. he was well aware that you couldn't really help yourself, he was there looking all handsome just for you. the half-lidded stares when he worked out, lingering glances at his arms and chest, bedroom eyes when he wore that compression shirt one size too small, were to be expected. the way you basically undressed him with your gaze occasionally made him flushed, but caleb couldn't even comment on it — he did the same to you practically daily.

and then came the physical touch.

caleb wasn't shy. he knew he looked attractive, and he knew that you found him attractive. he also knew you were touchy, but your touchiness increased tenfold when he started bulking, always poking and prodding at his body. a perpetually careful hand making goosebumps appear on his skin as you softly traced the lines of the veins on his arms. did you know what you were doing? or were you unconsciously exercising your right to touch his body as if it were yours to own. oh well, it basically was — he was your possession as much as you were his.

god, you made it so hard to hold back, though. caleb just wanted to manhandle you and show you that he wasn't just getting softer — his strength remained. he could still bend you whatever which way he pleased (and he knew you'd enjoy it), but he held back. he held back because after years of yearning, years of practiced patience, he knew the reward was worth it.

so caleb just kept on tolerating it. after all, bulking season wasn't over just yet — he could handle your hands roaming around a little more. three more weeks until he could show you his full potential.

you'd get your lovely buff caleb showing off his muscles for you, and in return, he'd get his even lovelier girlfriend underneath him and return all the physical touches he's been subjected to while bulking — he'll have you oh so pliant and responsive to his roughhousing in bed.

fair trade!

🍎 pomme's final notes — don't look at me too hard this is so self indulgent i just really like strong guys and i've been rewatching caleb content and his back is just. irresistible i'm gonna chew on him like those buff bear breads

[balimaria]

one day, I will set this right

[seagiri]

heatstroke

[sprnklersplashes]

after browsing some comments, I think a funnier turn the ithaca saga could've taken is the suitors beat the living shit out of telemachus and then drown him in the ocean, and when they're taunting odysseus about it he just looks at the ocean, raises his eyebrow and posiden spits up a very much alive and in tact but also incredibly confused telemachus.

the waves sound suspiciously like someone saying "nope" over and over again.