applecidersstuff · 2 days ago
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A hc/theory of mine is that in pjo ambrosia and nectar work kind of like steroids, and people who take ambrosia repeatedly for a long time get a boost to their growth and also muscle growth.
Which is why my personal headcannon is that Clarrise and some of her brothers are way too tall for their age, sex and physique.
This is also why I believe Clarrise literally towers over Percy who is 6,0ft(185cm)(sort of cannon), while her mother was 5,00(headcannon). And while Percy isn’t short or anything, he never actually got that ambrosia boost because of the regeneration powers he has, so while Clarrise was consuming ambrosia daily at the limit of the ‘demigod safe’ Percy was just going for a swim.
Any serious, violent-less argument that they have from afar looks like Percy is 8 and is arguing with his older sibling about who gets a bigger bowl of ice-cream, despite them actually having a convo about what strategy they’re going to use for capture the flag because the hunters came and those two want to beat them.
Just imagine the comedic and chaotic outcome of this…
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total-drama-brainrot · 4 months ago
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Gwent is just two people who are different flavours of super fucking weird trying desperately to hide it from each other and seem normal.
And because they're so focused on making themselves to seem 'normal' to the other, neither notices how much of a freak the other is. They'll look at each other and think "wow, she's/he's so well adjusted and normal, she'd/he'd never love a weirdo like me 💔".
Meanwhile, everyone else on the island is painfully aware of how much these two losers are pining for each other.
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liauditore · 4 months ago
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new suicide squad anime got me thinking about the genderbend batman au i made when i was 16 again.
extra (nsfw??? body horror + shirtless doodle lol) art under the cut + drabble.
A mysterious actress appears in Gotham!
Production for the long-anticipated remake of the 1930s classic horror film, "The Clay", is saved in part thanks to the audition of one woman with no credits to her name, just a face and demeanor identical of the late leading actress of the original film.
However, the cast and crew have bigger worries than their limited budget and endless demands from their producers -- everyone involved seems to be disappearing one by one!
While the average gothammite worries that the cult classic's "cursed" reputation might be a little more than an urban legend, The Batman refuses to entertain such unfounded silliness and aims to get to the bottom of this crime against cinema!
presenting BATMAN '63 - THE RISE OF CLAYFACE coming not actually ever lmao
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(her hair is brown now because I like the idea of her appearance never being fully consistent lol. shapeshifters gotta do their thing)
#batman au#gotham rogues#genderbend#clayface#dc comics au#i have no idea how to tag this. hi guys.#anyway i rlly do like how silly they made clayface in the isekai anime. i definitely took some inspiration from that iteration but#this version of fem clayface has been. in the back of my mind for literally years. i like the film actor angle for him too much#might do more of these might not. depends on how indulgent i feel ig.#anyway some misc headcanons for this clayface:#she was a struggling actor who was incredibly insecure about her appearance.#before she became clayface she would undergo plastic surgery for every new role she landed. her over the top passion for getting into (cont#(cont) character frightened directors. she gained a moniker for herself as “the woman with 1000 faces”#in this story specifically she's working under the penguin to get rid of some loose ends in a sensationalized way because the targets (cont#(cont) are famous. and she's more than happy to comply because a good chunk of the cast on set have been bad to her in the past.#her shapeshifting abilities have some limitations. she can morph into anything she has had skin to skin contact with however (cont)#(cont) she cannot change her total mass. which is why she has so much hair lol#she also can't copy powers cus that's whack. also only living things she can't turn into a car.#i probably forgot something important but yeah. goddamn you au i made as a teenager#goddamn you stupid ass suicide squad anime for making me think about this au again#cw horror#body horror#oh yeah she's also probably got a weird gender but she doesn't know that#she also can't maintain her not-clay-monster form for long or she starts to literally melt away.#my art
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quadrantadvisor · 1 month ago
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Always wondered what the fandom consensus about this is (or if there is one). Also, why do you think grimwalkers and/or Hunter don't have magic? Is it a natural part of being a grimwalker, is it because their ortet was human, or did Belos do it on purpose?
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goldenstarprincesses · 7 months ago
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When Alfred wakes up to his own citizens spamming this song at him on social media:😦
youtube
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peasant-player · 2 months ago
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Beren & luthien ❤️
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I started this one because of @serene-faerie post. ❤️
I really struggle with side profile drawings. I kinda failed..
Hope you still like it!
It turned out more soft than spicy but i think i got the longing look right.
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pigeon-fish · 2 years ago
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I love her
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locallesbian-litpb · 5 months ago
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"Oh man, my headcanon that Hunter from the owl house can hold his breath really long/breathe under water due to his Selkidomus lungs can't be true now that he drowned in Season 3 :("
Don't worry! Belos was still controlling his body. Maybe Belos made him take a breath? Maybe he never even drowned? Maybe he was asphyxiated :)
There are so many angst opportunities here people you gotta think outside of the box!!!
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talentforlying · 10 months ago
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tbh i think the coldest and most shocking thing that can happen in an argument with this man is if you call him "john" and he corrects you to "constantine". biggest red flag you can find on the play. sounds pretentious when you're not experiencing it. means he's absolutely fucking furious with you.
#like here's the thing: he's not going to correct you if he doesn't know you or like you. he won't give anyone that power over him#he won't ever let some random jackass know they've gotten under his skin. it's just not worth the effort to him.#so if he's correcting you? it means you know him on a personal level. it means you're at Bare Minimum good friends#and it means he's so fucking angry that he's rescinding your place in his life until the argument is resolved. the castle gates are closed#you are now on professional speaking terms until this is resolved and the professional constantine is a real nasty piece of work#who will not spare your feelings or try to salvage whatever you've built with him. professional constantine wants the job Done#i've talked before about how little effort his father put into naming him after his mum died and how unemotional john's been about it since#and how unique it must feel when someone says 'john' to him with love or care or compassion after a lifetime of hearing it in anything but#like his first name doesn't usually mean a lot to him! its use is not a closely guarded privilege!#but if he cares about you then calling him 'john' can feel as intimate to him as a kiss#and if you burn him he will snatch that level of access away from you for Months. sometimes Years.#so! yeah!! if he ever corrects your name choice in an argument then you've Really Fucked Up Buddy!!!!#( also. hypocrite that he is. if you're on 'john' terms and you call him 'constantine' in an argument FIRST he will be absolutely WOUNDED )#( and he will cover with that professional veneer. that cold uncaring mask of anger. but it's trapped-cornered-animal anger )#( it's let-me-cover-this-injury-before-you-can-really-get-your-fingers-in-it defensiveness. and he will be cautiously distant afterwards )#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.
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mulletstanleys · 2 years ago
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yoshibundles!
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windor-truffle · 1 month ago
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"he's a ten but he doesn't know how to do his own laundry"
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In honor of the very annoying spam/scam call I just got, here's a random thought I had as a result of being interrupted in the middle of running errands when it's 115°F outside.
Tech would be the best/worst person you could possibly call by accident or try to scam, respectively.
On the subject of wrong-number calls
Dependent on what he's in the middle of, I can see Tech stopping, kindly explaining they have the wrong comm frequency, and then doing one of the following:
Being helpful- "I'm afraid this is not the number for the parts store. But... Might I recommend their competitor? Oftentimes there are more selections in their capacitors than the store that shows up highest in results from the Holonet. ... Yes you are quite welcome."
Being very helpful- "... You're doing an academic project on Aiwhas? How much would you like to know? I have researched them quite extensively, I would be happy to assist!"
He's not gonna have the heart to tell someone he's not their grandson. He'll chat with them briefly before saying he has to go and then he'll promptly find a way to get in contact with who this "Ms. Helios on Tattooine" meant to call and let them know that their grandmother could use a visit.
Shut up, it was the polite thing to do.
On the subject of scam calls
Oh boy, this one he could have fun with. You're going to waste his valuable time? (And he's in a mood now that you've thrown off his groove? He was in the middle of a helmet repair and recalibration!)
He might hang up on them.
He might give it to Crosshair to deal with once he's sure he is not about to curse out some poor kid below legal galactic age.
Tech might call them out on their banthashit if he's in a Mood™. "I've been tracking your location as we speak. You are calling from the lower levels of Courasaunt, which is nowhere near Florrum. Nor am I anywhere near Florrum. In fact , I'm-"
Hunter's shouting from the front of the Maurader to just hang up and go back to sleep!
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harmoniouseclipse · 5 months ago
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For those wondering what happened after my Arlejean rant from like last year. Mental illness took over. I am cooking.
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silverliing · 1 year ago
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anyways big part of my ST5 wishlist is seeing el wearing pink. not like the baby pink of her borrowed dress in s1 but a bright, neon, screaming fuchsia. i was just thinking about this bc of how much of el’s character and story is inspired by under the skin, even the whole aspect of the void (something that is exclusive to her powers) is a nod to the film.
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i love how we kind of see the pink already coming through in the detail of her sleeves —how they are part of her “final” unshed layer in s4— n i always saw it as being representative of her gaining a footing on her identity.
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i also love this idea bc if you’ve seen the end of under the skin, you know that come s5 el’s arc will officially stop being a reference to the film and instead become a response/continuation of that story, raising from the ashes n all that. that is if we get a happy ending for el a heem heem
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true-blue-sonic · 8 months ago
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My friend from Discord requested 💕, so let's go ^-^
💕 kissing somewhere other than lips
"So you do not notice they are there?"
"I notice them just as much as you notice there's nothing on your hands, I guess. That means never." Studying his bare palm held up by Espio Silver draws a finger over it, or more specifically, the cyan mark right in the middle. "They're just second nature. Everything about my powers is," he adds, giving the chameleon a little smile. The other cradles his hand close so protectively, as if it is something to be cherished...
A tentative purple finger moves up, Silver's nod enough encouragement for it to come down onto the mark and stroke it as well. "It feels cold and warm," Espio hums, meticulous as always in his movements. "Your powers are cooler, is my experience with them."
"Maybe my hand is just warm, then."
"Hmm. May I try something?"
"Always," Silver purrs with shoulders relaxing at the little massage... and lips scrunching up in a laugh as Espio moves his palm up and presses a tender kiss right in the middle.
"Now your powers can be warm too," the chameleon grins past Silver's thumb, that the hedgehog gladly cups his cheek with, and the hours have flown by before he even realises with every little peck and kiss making pleasure contently buzz into his mark.
And Espio is right: once his beloved finally pulls away, his powers do feel warmer, somehow.
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strawberryspence · 2 years ago
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Happy New Year! Here's the epilogue! 🫶🏻
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i've got you under my skin - epilogue
Life doesn't stop after the movie. There are some bumps in the road, but that's okay, as long as Steve and Eddie are together.
AKA: snapshots of after the proposal. 💍
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Excerpt:
“Dumplings and fried rice?”
Steve nods, “Yes, please.”
Eddie moves swiftly, grabbing the phone, as he runs away from impending doom, “Anything for my princess.”
“Oh my god. I am going to kill you.”
(thank you @goggles-mcgee for this gorgeous art! forever grateful 🥺💗)
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