#VERY PLATONIC

[tokenmouse]

This is still a trend right? This is still good yummy thing?

Anyways, THEY'RE BESTIES

They're just so much pal. So buddy goofy. Just the closest of friends. Just two good o' buds

[muqingfx]

gojo would definitely sit on getos lap. platonically, romantically, erotically

[crypticjackal13]

Can I request a platonic (Sun wukong x reader and macaque x reader) with a trans masc reader

Like where the reader is like a younger brother to them and they come out and just headcannons of them as older brothers

(They are my comfort characters and I need more platonic content)

I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE

Macaque and SWK with a transmasc lil bro PLATONIC HEADCANONS

Ok, so first off when you tell them, they are the most chill dudes ever. Like "oh, he/him now? Sure man"

they are both super good at not misgendering or deadnaming you. AND they 100000% will correct everyone.

unless you tell them you can handle yourself or something consider yourself very protected. Macaque listens to everything, and Wukong can see through everything.

Macaque offers to take you out to look for new clothes if you'd like them, he has a much better sense of style (he is also the one who can go places without being recognized unlike Wukong)

Wukong is really good at helping out with dysphoria. I hc that he's kinda meh about his own gender, like yeah he's "male" but really he doesn't give a single shit. But he knows how it feels to hate being in your body, and he is happy to offer up coping ideas

some of these ideas include more “odd” things, like covering mirrors so you don’t have to look at yourself. But it’s mostly more “common” things like doing some exercise or eating a safe food.

one thing they both suck at is suggesting ways to go forward with your transition. Wukong being Wukong will be like “Ah no problem I can rip off your things if you don’t want em!” And you have to remind him you aren’t immortal like him lmao

macaque actually sides with Wukong on this one, however they WILL NOT if you don’t want them to.

they’ll jump through whatever hoops they have to to help you change legal documents. Legally or not, they want you to feel comfortable looking at paperwork

Having a brotherly relationship after coming out will also entail them asking how comfortable you are with roughhousing or playing around like the two of them do, or even with light teasing or bickering. They don’t want to make you feel like you’re being bullied

that being said if you say you’re alright with it you better be on GUARD bc they will show up just about everywhere

they care for you through and through, and even on your worst of days they’ll be there for you and reassure you that they always will be. No matter how you identify! :)

[oatsynalliums]

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Ah yes, kawaiicore and vaporwave, two very different aesthetics coming together as friends lol

[vaporvipermedia]

They go to Mobdonalds and ask each other life altering questions until they both have an existential crisis. Change my mind

[jonesy-squish]

Ask Game: Guess which mutual of yours this is based off of the following statement!

I am in love with you (PLATONICALLY). I wish I could give you 1,000,000 kisses (PLATONICALLY). I want to tear you to shreds and crunch on your bones (/aff /nsx [people might take that as sexual but it's not]). I want to give you so many tickles cause you deserve so many (/nsx [people might take that as sexual but it's not]). Bestie, I love you so much (PLATONICALLY).

ANONY! MY BELOVED! Hi!!! :D

I LOVE YOU TOO!!! (platonically ofc)I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH :D (platonically) I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU :D

ALSO THAT THING ABOUT TICKLING MADE ME FUCKING RABID/POS/VPOS

Love you so so much bestie :3 (out platonic bond is strong very strong)

I knew it was you right away :3

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[stiffyck]

Good luck during pride month to all the aroaces who are gonna be blasted with "love is love" everywhere

Edit:

This post includes aplatonic people, loveless aros and any other people who fall anywhere on the aro and ace spectrum.

Stop saying "but theres platonic love and familial love-"

[twisted-deal]

They're bound to run out of good board games at soMe point

[lazylittledragon]

mombin™ has me in a CHOKEHOLD right now

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

[shyhandart]

"You're doing a very good job holding still"

[crypticjackal13]

Can you do Nezha (from lmk) x gn, child reader?

Like reader is very clinglt / emotionally attached to Nezha and won't leave him alone. He rinds this annoying at first but as time goes on he starts to grow on Readers habits.

Platonic (obviously) and fluff.

That's so cute omg 🥺 enjoy!

"Small Hands"(524 w.c)

Nezha x GN!Child!Reader

PLATONIC, slight comfort, ONESHOT

Pronouns: they them

CW: small injury, a little crying

“Child! Be careful in this area!”

A stern voice alerted y/n to their surroundings. They had no idea how they got into this beautiful garden, but they were sure having fun running around the area. Their current resting spot was at the edge of a small koi pond, where the large orange fish were poking their noses out of the water to inspect the child for food.

A tall, strangely dressed man was approaching them. He had a spear in his hands, but y/n was not intimidated by him. If anything, they were happy to see a potential playmate!

As he got close enough, y/n waved at him with a smile.

“You shouldn’t be here. If you’re mortal, how did you even get in here?” Nezha crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow at them.

“Dunno,” y/n shrugged. He held out his hand.

“Come with me. I’ll get you home.”

“But I’m having fun!”

“Yes, but I don’t remember inviting anyone into my garden today.”

The two stared at each other until finally Nezha blinked. Then y/n hopped up into a victory stance.

“Ha! You blinked!”

“Wait-What?! I didn’t know it was a contest!” He protested, then he remembered he had a mission. “Forget that. Come with me or else I’ll drag you out by force!”

“You’ll have to catch me first!”

And like a rocket, y/n was off sprinting into the hedge maze. The lotus prince stammered as within seconds he had lost sight of the child. Then he got on his fire wheels and took after them.

It was a solid half hour of searching and even more time spent at dead ends. He was almost out of breath. For a seemingly regular mortal, this child was fast. It almost reminded him of himself...annoying.

There was a snapping of branches and a yelp as there was a thud on the stone ground.

Then, soft sniffles that became sobs, sobs that faded to sniffles again.

Nezha did his best to follow the sounds to the source. And when he did, he forgot all about trying to get the child home. They were sitting on the ground, holding one of their knees with a white knuckle grip. Nezha softened his gaze, concluding that they’d tripped and fallen whilst trying to evade him. When they saw him, they immediately reached for him. Out of instinct he picked them up and walked out of the maze, over to the pond again.

“Are you gonna kick me out?” Y/n mumbled. He smiled as he conjured up some bandaids for the small scrape on the child’s knee.

“You beat me, didn’t you? You can stick around for a little while.”

They got used to each other’s presence as the day passed along. Nezha found himself to be in a more easygoing state as y/n semi-cuddled up to him, talking with him about whatever happened to pass along in their minds.

By the time the sun was setting, they were relaxing under the shade of one of the trees in the garden, with y/n gently nestled into Nezha’s side.

[drivebypainter]

What’s this? A fan fiction written by yours truly?! Yes! It is!

50% of All Marriages End in Divorce by Teacat11

Rated: Mature

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Fake Pregnancy, Queer Platonic Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Obsessive Luo Binghe, Confused Mobei-jun, Tired Shen Yuan, Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu Friendship, Canon-Typical Violence, Oblivious Shen Yuan, Awkard Kissing, Enthusiastic Kissing, Dubious Kissing, Delusional Thinking and Activities, Real Marriage, Happy Ending.

Summary:

"“Well it goes like this, if we get fake married it won't be suspicious to Mobei-jun or anyone else if we both wander off together to look for Moon-Dew Sun Mushrooms-“

“Sun-Moon Dew Mushrooms.”

“-and if one of us pretends to be pregnant-“

“WHEN DID PREGNANCY COME INTO PLAY?!”

“-then Luo Binghe won't hurt us, after all, he wouldn’t hurt a pregnant person or the pathetic husband of said pregnant person! Which means we could avoid having to die in the first place!” Shang Qinghua finished his explanation with jazz hands. Shen Qingqiu felt like spitting blood.

Or

Months after the Immortal Alliance Conference disaster, Shen Qingqiu learns a bit of crucial information: Shang Qinghua, the treacherous rat behind the disaster in the first place, is a transmigrator! The two immediately begin to work together to find ways to survive Luo Binghe's return and the subsequent demise of their sect and lives, and with few options and time running out, they come to a quick and easy solution to save their skins; get fake married."

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Funny how things sometimes need only a spark to spiral further than you ever thought it would

Did you know that song was written in 1892

[adhd-mode-activate]

Okay so I just saw the new Dungeons and Dragons movie

gotta say from the moment they went with the "let's dive out the window onto the Aarakocra" plan even as the council was like "WE PARDONED YOU" I knew it would be great because that is the exact kind of stupidity a D&D party would get up to