#Vanessa mamd

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Old Snatch and Flopsy are definitely in love, and by extension Tiffany and Vanessa definitely have history

[talesandfluff]

honestly I don’t believe for one second that NPMD is gonna be hornier than MAMD, people kinda forget that while yes MAMD is very sweet and cute and sensitive (and if you don’t believe me, that just means you haven’t actually watched the show), like, Joey’s motivation through act 1 is that he wants to fuck Vanessa, then when he realizes that’s not what his dick wants, he falls in love with Sally and making love with her becomes his motivation through act 2. and Dick was like bullied at the Land of the Lost Dicks cause he was so horny and wanted to be jerked off lol. and Sally spent all days openly fantasizing about getting railed by Joey every which way possible and talking to her vagina. and Tiffany hooked up with every guy she could think of. like, it’s an extremely horny show and wanting to have sex is a primary motivation within the story lol. I don’t doubt that NPMD is gonna have very horny characters, but I can’t imagine that the story will be literally driven by that in the same way MAMD was. there’s murders to think about.

[isogenderskitty]

i think at some point i mandela effected myself into thinking the ending of mamd was that flopsy & old snatch run away together to venice and vanessa & tiffany end up with big t & weenie in some combination. i was half right but honestly i think my endings better

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

mischief members cast in starkid shows part 1: me and my d*ck

hello hello, welcome to me casting the members of mischief comedy into musicals by team starkid. aka my two interests rolled into one. i'm doing all of the starkid shows except avpm (because i found it too hard) and ani (bc i feel like i don't know enough about star wars). which means the first show is me and my d*ck.

a couple of notes that will apply to the whole series:

i didn't cast based on vocals because i don't know enough about singing to do that. purely based on acting and characterisation.

i've only cast using people i have personally seen (aka anyone from tgws and mmni). people i am more familiar with will obviously be cast more bc i understand them as actors better.

my reasoning ranges from "detailed list of characters they've played in mmni that have the same type of characterisation" to "idk vibes". enjoy that.

with that, let's go:

joey richter: dave hearn

i think he'd be very good at it, at times joey really gives max vibes so that works. he could pull off the awkwardness with vanessa and then the romantic bits with sally, and the combo of him and dick (below) would be chaotic and brilliant.

dick: matt cavendish

listen. LISTEN. it would be hilarious. his portrayal would definitely be different to joe's, but i don't think that's a bad thing. as i said, the chaotic vibes he and dave have when they perform together in mmni fits really well for this show.

sally: susan harrison

i think she could really pull off the sweetness and dorkiness. her and dave haven't played anything romantic before, but they have a good stage dynamic and i think it could work quite well.

miss cooter: lauren shearing

no explanation just vibes

vanessa: bryony corrigan

no it's not because of her tgws character. i just think she works really well with the part. she has a great dynamic with dave as well, so it just felt like the natural choice.

tiffany: charlie russell

good dynamic with bry, good dynamic with sue, and i think she could nail the vibes.

the old snatch: henry lewis

do i need to explain??? it just feels so right. especially when you factor in flopsy. he also has the right dynamic with charlie.

flopsy: henry shields

do i need to explain (part 2)??? him and hen as flopsy and the old snatch is a combo made in heaven. also good dynamic with bry.

joey's heart: greg tannahill

"listen to your heart" has "we are the ensemble" vibes ngl. idk i just really think he has the right energy for the part.

big t: joshua elliott

reminds me of panda gary from good guys finish last, but also the way he has a bit of a redemption made me of samantha from ipswich it up or jimbo jumbo from fraud of the blings. i just think he makes a good villain.

weenie: ellie morris

quite literally six from wild feast. like that's it that's the character.

sally's heart / high council pussy: rhyanna alexander-davis

she'd be great all round, but especially in the ice-cream scene (my memory of mamd is fuzzy but you know the bit i'm talking about). also they haven't interacted before, but i think she and greg would have a fun dynamic.

rick / the kid that hates joey: harry kershaw

an iconic role for an iconic man.

rick's dick: jonathan sayer

it makes me think of dennis in a trial to watch for some reason... like i just think it'd be great. especially him interacting with shields as flopsy.

[cthaehart]

Actually, MAMD is just one kiss away from being perfect

[audits-in-your-wazoo]

Charlotte Sweetly/ Vanessa solidarity

Only sleeping with Joey Richter to make someone else jealous

[awigglycultist]

Vanessa: I'm having sex with an idiot!

Joey, motioning to himself and Dick: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

[melchron]

I feel like we don't talk about this enough

[sherkathyy]

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i think this is the stupidest thing i have ever made 

ugh i just realised how off time a lot of the text is </3 am i upset over it? yes. will i fix it? no.

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

Hi!! Could I have a tiffany and vanessa with red and blue please?

❤️Red and Blue Tiffany and Vanessa💙

💙-💙-💙

💙-🖤-❤️

❤️-❤️-❤️

[incorrect-starkid]

Vanessa: You’re a bad kisser

Joey: Does that mean we should practice;)

Vanessa:No it just means you’re a bad kisser

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Joey, to Vanessa: I'm not like those other guys. i hide from you.

[judastarkid]

hey, starkid fans! its been a while since ive had anything aimed at y’all, huh?

well, i just found out something amazing, and needed to share it with y’all

you remember Ali Gordon? Vanessa, one-show wonder of MAMD? (of course you do)

did you know she’s doing a DnD Podcast now? because she is! she’s on Second Best DnD, playing a lovable paladin named Bug.

my friend is obsessed with this podcast, but I didn’t connect the dots until he shared a photo of the cast with me (a shame really, i could have shared this information with you guys months ago)

[carvour]

vanessa is. aa. loml.

[deadliest-girl-alive]

Joey’s proposal to Vanessa is one of the most ridiculously awkward scenes I’ve ever seen and I love it so much

[brightstarkid]

An Analysis of the four versions of “Ready to Go”

The OG - Me and My Dick - 2009

Truly a great way to introduce all the characters (before this we’ve only met Joey, Dick, Sally, and Miss Cooter)

What I consider to be the true beginning of the show 

Once you meet Flopsy and The Old Snatch you are a changed person

Good to come back to, but not the best version, 9/10

The Re-Cast - S.P.A.C.E. Tour - 2011

All the parts are the same for everyone on tour who was also in MAMD (Joey, Joe, Jaime, and Brian) with Dylan being re-cast as The Old Snatch, Meredith as Vanessa, and Lauren as Tiffany

Jaime sings both Sally and Miss Cooter’s parts, so no Miss Cooter :(

Joey and Joe basically do the choreography from the show during their part

Meredith using her bongos for something else

Meredith being Vanessa and Brolden being Flopsy... think about it

Brolden and Dylan as Flopsy and The Old Snatch... that is all (also yes that choreography)

Everyone’s little bouncy bit while Brolden and Dylan are singing

Everyone hiding their face expect when they are singing or they are mentioned 

A truly iconic version, 11/10

The Re-Imagined - Apocalyptour - 2012

Combined with “Me and My Dick” (although the word dick is never said) to serve as the opening number

Parts are a little unclear, with all the guys singing different parts of “Me and My Dick” and “Ready To Go” (although Joey is definitely Joey and Joe is definitely Joey’s Dick)

Even though it’s literally in the title of the song, the word “Dick” is not spoken and instead they get interrupted each time before they are about to say it

Jaime is again Sally, with Lauren kind of playing Miss Cooter, although it is more clear in the finale that she is singing this role

PUNS!!

Brosenthal and Dylan singing as Joey/Dick is what I didn’t know I needed (also having Dylan sing Dick’s part here bc “Hey Dick” and “Hey Dyl” are not that far off)

The little details of what they’re doing while others are singing that set us up for the rest of Apocalyptour

No Vanessa/Tiffany or Flopsy/The Old Snatch verse :(

Brosenthal singing with Jaime as Miss Cooter?? (I guess bc Lauren is singing Tiffany’s part)

Yes going back into “Me and My Dick” and introducing everyone at the end that is the cutest thing

The funniest version, 10/10

The Re-Staged - A Very Starkid Reunion - 2015

Going all the way back to the OG, but filling in the casting gaps by changing roles around (Alle-Faye who was Tiffany is now Miss Cooter) and adding members in (Lauren is now Vanessa, even though she was Tiffany on tour) 

Omg Lauren as Vanessa though

Included the iconic line of “Now I’m a boner!!”

Did not do the full song (only Sally/Miss Cooter and Joey/Dick verses) :(

Even though they didn’t sing their verses, Brolden and Dylan still sang Flopsy and The Old Snatch’s part at the end while Lauren and Meredith sang Vanessa and Tiffany’s part

The ensemble at the end is only Starkids who were in the show (Lily, Richard, and Brolden) and those who had done the song on tour (Meredith, Lauren, Dylan, and Brosenthal) 

Similar to the OG, but left something to be desired version, 8/10