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Frank: Did you call a customer dumb today?

Lex: No. I said, "Are you dumb?"

Lex: I was asking him

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Sylvia: What I really want, honestly Ken, is for you to know it, so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever-

Mr Davidson: Huh, OK.

Sylvia: What?

Mr Davidson: It's whoever, not whomever.

Sylvia: No, it's whomever.

Mr Davidson: No, whomever is never actually right.

Paul: No, sometimes it's right.

Ted: Mr Davidson is right, it's a made-up word used to trick students.

Bill: Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.

Charlotte: Obviously, it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.

Melissa: I know what's right but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

Sylvia: Do you really know which one is correct?

Melissa: I don't know.

Paul: It's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject.

Charlotte: That sounds right.

Mr Davidson: Well, it sounds right, but is it?

Bill: How did Mr Davidson use it? As an object?

Mr Davison: As an object.

Melissa: Ted used me as an object.

Bill: Is he right about that?

Paul: How did he use it again?

Freddie: It was- Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-

Mr Davidson: Thank you.

Freddie: - to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object, which is the correct usage of the word.

Mr Davidson: No-one, uh, asked you anything ever. So whomever's name is Freddie, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull?

Sylvia: Hey, this doesn't matter, and I don't even care.

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Just hopping on to let y'all know that one of the accs that runs this page (@ohmycroft1847) will be at Starkid Innit tomorrow night!! (And normal service will resume when her work life calms tf down)

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*in a 7-11 parking lot*

Tom: Hi Ethan, what's up?

Ethan: Oh, just going to the [nervous glance at the store sign] -4

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Tom: Jane, bicycle!

Jane, singing: Bicycle! Bicycle! I want to ride my bicy-

*crashes into Grace Chasity*

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Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now

Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day

Ruth: It used to be four

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Grunt: Hi

Zazzalil: I have a girlfriend

Grunt: I wasn't hitting on you

Zazzalil: Oh, I know

Zazzalil: I just think she's great and I can't shut up about her.

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Jack Bauer: You are the greatest wife ever, I wish I could marry you all over again!

Jack Bauer: *gasps* Let's get divorced

Slippery When Wet: That's weirdly one of sweetest things you've ever said to me

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Tim: Fuck!

Tom: Who taught my kid that?!

Emma: Not me!

Becky: Not me!

Everybody: *looks at Lex*

Lex: Oh yeah? Blame the fucking dropout, right? It's always the fuck- oh

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Lex: Today was awful.

Ethan: Do you want to talk about it?

Lex: No.

Ethan: Do you want to order pizza about it?

Lex: Yes.

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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.

Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life

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Zazzalil: I swear, I don't know what this is about.

Jemilla: You know what you did, Zazz.

Zazzalil: I've done a lot of things! I need to know which one you found out about.

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Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!

Paul: That's not true

Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-

Ted: WHAT

Bill: Oh, second to last to know!

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Jafar: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.

Princess: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.

Jafar: No, I meant-

Princess: If you want, I can teach you some stuff.

Jafar:

Princess:

Jafar:

Princess: *points* That's a tree.

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Pete: 'Writing things down' is nerdy? What do you do?

Steph: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Ethan: They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters, is that right?