#me and my dick

[aithusiel]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[starkidsupremacy]

Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy

Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry

And in light of recent news...

It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot

So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!

We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet

Next, MAMD has no puppet's

And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)

Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry

Bug and buggette

Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)

And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!

Holy Musical B@tman has none

AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)

Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey

And the parrot

Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis

Firebringer has both trunkell

And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)

And you know what, let's count the duck

Tgwdlm has none

Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3

And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!

The axe man

And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho

Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets

That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!

Sorry this is so long lol

[hipsternumbertwo]

An Age & An Age: Celebrating 15 Years of SK! [Cinderella's Castle Kickstarter]

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

Starkid love song lyrics are honestly insane

like

"He is at once familiar and unknowable to the frightened girl he meets along the way, and to the girl's surprise, something in his eyes beckons her to know him and inspires her to say "I want to know your story."

"Take me back in time to love you. Take me back when we were lost. Lost in love and lost in feeling, without the cost."

"She is at once a comfort and a mystery, to the callow man she meets that fateful day."

"I want to know how you see me, and if it's the same as I see you. With the colours of love on your paintbrush, paint how you see me."

"A thousand and one nights with you is not enough to spend, so let's make ours a story with no end."

"I wish that she could hear her voice, the way that I do when I go to sleep at night, and dream my life away, but she's gone when I awake."

"Take me back when things were light. Light my heart and light my shadow, one more night. Cause I already lost it once, what I already won. I've lost too much now to care, but I know that something’s still there. I'll never let you go."

"Even though I was blind before, I've realized there is so much more. And it was always deep down in the core of me. I know it now. And even though it seems too much to take, there's a feeling I can't seem to shake. I feel like I am reading the signs, 'cause I know that I'm coming around."

"They say you can't feel, with a heart made of steel, but you can't say that steel ain't strong. Well if that's who you are, just a meaningless star in the sky, tell me what is the meaning of what I am feeling if you are the reason why? Now I may be dumb, but where I come from, folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue. But you don't know you the way I do."

"Are we crazy, or did we just taste something sweet? Not sure what to think, but you helped me to see. It's not the outside of things that make them good, that make them bad, that make them anything. All you need is just a taste to start something good."

"This body's not gonna last, the air is cold and thick. I'm losing my last remaining hope for us. My hands are tied in knots and I can't come home. I wanna die in your arms in the evening glow."

"You and I were meant to be something more than a faded memory."

"Now, i still have troubles. I trip and stumble trying to make sense of things sometimes.. And i look for reasons, but i don't need 'em. All i need is to look in your eyes."

"What if I tried something new, and opened up my arms to you? I know we don't always agree, but they need you as much as me. What if I could promise more, than what I gave to you before?"

"I never cared for stories until you entered mine, and now my only wish is that our plots may intertwine."

"You look just like an angel and all I do is pray, that someday you'll hear my song and understand that all along, there's something more that I'm trying to say."

"The universe is infinite, and it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality, where it’s only you and me. Take me back in time to love you. Hold me closer than before. Heal my heart and mend what's broken, to feel you once more."

[swingingthehatchetnow]

A Very Boop Musical

Me and my Boop

A Very Boop Sequel

Boopship

Holy Musical Boopman

A Very Boop Senior Year

Boopted: The Untold Story of a Royal Boop

Boopi: A Parody

The Trail to Boop!

Boopbringer

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Boops

Boop Friday

VHS Boop carols

Boop Time

Boop Time 2

Nerdy Prudes Must Boop

And of course

Cinderella’s Boop

[kairithemang0]

MAMD pitch be like:

Nick: "Ok what is absolutely nothing like Harry Potter?"

Matt: snaps fingers "I've got it. Penis."

[votingonrandmthings]

Vote On...

[scaredofskeleons]

MAMD FANART!??!?!!

non npmd but idc

[abiimaryy]

StarKid Survey

Hi everyone!! I'm writing my dissertation on the influence of the internet and social media on theatre production and distribution, focusing specifically on StarKid as a case study. Currently I'm conducting research into the StarKid fanbase, so if you have time I'd genuinely really appreciate you taking the time to fill out this survey. It shouldn't take more than 6 minutes! https://forms.office.com/e/8yW6GJeiLE

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

obsess over starkid? me??? *gasps homosexually* neverrrr!

[tryinganythingtobehappyagain]

Who the hell doesn't Joey Richter have chemistry with?

[moxiefantastico]

Bless Nerdy Prudes for adding another song to the Joey Richter I Want Princess song cinematic universe.

[pietroleopoldo]

Back in my days, AVPM was pretty much the only way to go, but I have seen a lot of younger fans getting to know them through, for example, Firebringer or TGWDLM so I am very curious.

[secondstar-acorn]

maybe I’m emotional about peter spankoffski being the natural continuation of ron and bug and joey in the early starkid productions. maybe this being a full circle moment for joey’s acting journey has me tearing up. maybe seeing his singing and acting development over the years along with that of every starkid member’s has me Fucked Up

[sandwich2451]

it's really cool that starkid n tcb sometimes use the actor's names

firstly i will say having real life names in musicals is so scary like. imagine you're doing a production of spies are forever and you post about it because you're playing curt mega and then curt mega can literally say i like your curt mega like. insane

SECONDLY however the two times that I'm aware of spies are forever and me and my dick. so curt mega gets to be a gay depressed spy and joey richter gets to be. just a guy??? that one is a fucking SPY's namesake and the other is just a random highschooler's. like insane

[wax-statuette]

alright Starkid fans, be honest, give it to me straight-

no Potter musicals or TGWDLM cause they don't have act 1 closers :P