#Very funny stuff brain... 😒😒

[sosadraws]

Ah yeah, I surely love being hit with a wave of The Dread...

[caotictimmy]

if you're doing mouthwashing can i have daisuke x reader hcs plz... just pretend the tulpar never crashed i want him to be happy hjdkjkdsjg

OMG ANON…you get me. Daisuke has me in a CHOKEHOLD. Ok so here are how the headcanons are gonna go. Pre dating/confession. Dating and NSFW. I had another anon ask me to do NSFW head canons with daisuke. So why not kill two birds with one stone. The regular head canon r gonna be Gn. But the NSFW are gonna have some AFAB stuff. Still can kinda be read as Gn.

Crushing - Confession

- I believe Daisuke crushing on you would be a very, you fell first, but he fell harder kinda thing.

- I think that because Daisuke can be well.. a bit dense (still love him though). That he’s not really gonna pick up on any hints or flirting. So you kinda of have to wait till he realizes he likes you.

- When he does realize he likes you is probably when you were sticking up for him against Swansea(I love you Swansea but you still were mean to Daisuke🙁).

- It’s gonna be easy to tell when he likes you. This man is gonna be so obvious😭🙏

- We all know he’s eager to please right? He’s doing this with you 2 times more. Always asking if you needed anything, he’d be right on it.

-Little things to. I’m talking some laying his shirt over a puddle for you to step on. I feel like he tries to woe you with these gestures.(and it works)

- Daisuke loves listening to your voice. No matter how your voice sounds. He’ll go out of his ways to find you to ramble on about something. He thinks you look and sound cute rambling. o(^w^)o

- Also I think he just likes looking at you. There have been MANY times where Swansea has smacked Daisuke in the back of the head, cause he got sidetrack staring at you with this very lovesick grin. Staring like you personally hung the stars for him.

- Daisuke would be a bit too nervous to think of confessing first. So Swansea would definitely be pushing him to confess. He’s tired of seeing you two ogling at each other and doing nothing about it😒.

- Our sly little man some how convinced Curly to make a cake for him to give you. (I swear on my life curly is a die hard romantic but I’m saving that for when I do headcanons on him later)

- I feel like Daisuke would sneak in your room. Waiting for you to enter. When you do he lifts up the cake in his hands, “ Imadeyouthiscakewillyoudateme” He rambled out. Being scared you would say no.

- But when you say yes. I’m not kidding he shouted “WHOO HOO!!!”. It was very funny. Daisuke would quickly put the cake down and rush to hug you,

Dating

- I feel like the affection he likes to receive is words of affection and physical contact. And for what he usually gives. Acts of service and physical affection. Let me explain

-(Daisuke receiving) It’s a bit obvious that Daisuke probably hasn’t gotten a lot of praise in his life. So I believe that he absolutely melts when you give him these encouraging words. It can range from a lot. From a small, “good job” to a “I love you so much, no matter what.”. It makes him so happy like you don’t even understand.

-(Daisuke receiving) Idk it’s just a an itch in my brain telling me. I think he likes all kinds of physical affection. From holding his pinky, to wrapping you arms and legs around him cuddling. If it insures some sort of touching he’s down. I also think he like resting his head on either your thighs, or chest. Resting his eyes. PLEASE scratch his head or tangle your fingers through his hair. He loves it so much. Like it calms him down so much.

-(Daisuke giving) You can’t tell me this man isn’t at least a bit clingy. Not in a “if you talk to someone else I’ll kill them” type of way but a “ you make me feel safe and secure” kind of way. Does that make sense? Anyways, he loves flopping onto you when he sees you laying down. Like I’m talking full rag doll flop. I fully believe he brought a stuff animal on the ship. So he fully treats you like a stuff animal. Quick random switch. I don’t think he likes being the small spoon. Only because I feel like he needs to sleep holding something. I don’t think he would mind being big spoon. But overall he prefers you two facing each other.

-(Daisuke giving) We all know he has a knack for trying to be as helpful as he can. We can see that when he tried to fix the vent! To trying to crawl up it to save Anya… guys I can’t do this anymore. ANYWAYS. This man does not want you to lift a FINGER. He is so head over heels inlove with you. He’ll do anything for you. He’ll ask him to bring you a star and he’d ask which one. LIKE HE LOVES YOU SM AND JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU HAPPY.

- He loves kissing. Receiving and giving. From a simple peck, to kissing your face all over. He just loves it so much. He finds it so romantic. Listen hear me out. Non sexual neck kissing. He could be waking up before you(highly unlikely). Softly kissing your neck to wake you up. Just soft and sweet.

- Late night talks are a must with him. It could be about anything really. From what plot twist you guys thought would happen on the shitty soap opera you guys were watching. What ifs, what your guys future would look like, what you guys would be if you were animals. The topics you guys talk about are far and wide. But he enjoys the comfort of being by you.

- You can’t tell me this man isn’t a big back. Daisuke definitely brought a bunch of snacks with him. So he will happily share with you. He is a very giving person. But also expect to get your food stolen sometimes.. make sure you get extra food in your plate to give him the rest. He would appreciate it a lot!!!!!:3

- He also really loves spending anytime he can with you. Especially if it involves games. Let me tell you. YOU DO NOT WANNA PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS WITH THIS MAN. He would cook you so hard in the game it’s not even funny. He’s literally in the top 10 players in dress to impress.

NSFW - DO NOT READ IF YOUR A MINOR OR UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NSFW (AFAB)

- Praise kink. YOU GUYS CANT TELL ME I’M WRONG. You guys could water board me. Scream at me that I’m wrong. Every time you praise him when y’all are getting freaky. Busting. Like it gets him going SO HARD (pun intended) Like omg… Especially if you praise his efforts/ how good he’s doing. Pray that you’ll be able to walk after.

- This man is LOUD…… grunting, whimpering, moaning, panting. Any noise you can think of hes made it. Like he doesn’t even think of suppressing his noises. He also doesn’t want you to either! He loves hearing you. He thinks the louder you are = the better he’s doing. So please don’t suppress your noises he’ll get so sad:(. But back to the topic. This man needs something to muffle him. Wether that be kissing you, or lightly nibbling your neck. When he starts to get to loud you need to find a way to shut him up.

-Speaking of loud Swansea has definitely caught you guys once’s. Y’all were a bit to loud and he was wonder what was going on and… Let’s just say he wasn’t able to look at you guys for a bit. But after he gave Daisuke a fist bump. Man to man🗣️🗣️🗣️

- Daisuke is willing to try almost everything. I full heartedly believe this man is a virgin. The furthest he’s ever gone is making out. So he’s eager to learn! He was a bit nervous your guys first time. But after a bit that nervousness dissolved into eagerness! I don’t think he’d be into hurting you badly. And I don’t think he likes pain that much either. But I think he would like his hair being pulled. Or maybe you lightly scratching his back.

- I think he would be open to having sex not just in your rooms. Either in random room barely used. Or a couple of times on the couch when everyone was in their sleeping quarters. Thankfully you guys weren’t caught!!! But Curly was wondering what that clear sticky substances was on the couch…

-(AFAB) Munch no question asked. LISTEN WHEN I SAW HE WANTED AN EXTRA PACK OF SWEETENER I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT BIG BACK MUNCH BEHAVIOR. Also because this man loves to please. DO YALL SEE ME VISION. This man who’ll slurp it up like no tomorrow. His favorite made is your pleasure is his pleasure. But omg like he gets so into eating you out it’s not even funny… You have to pry his face away from your core. And he looks so hot. His hair a mess. His eyes dazed but still has that love in them. And your juice all over his face like…

- He doesn’t have a favorite position. He likes way too many. And when you asked him what position he liked the most, he only responded with, “how can I pick a favorite when there all so good, and what about the ones we haven’t tried yet!” Safe to say you guys went to go try some more positions 😜

- I know I’ve been doing really freaky headcanons but I think Daisuke loves soft sex and morning sexy to. Maybe the morning after a bad day HES still feeling bad. You both are still groggy but you have time before you have to get up. Hell sink himself into. Before thrusting as his arms are wrapped around your waist. His hot breath on your neck, as he trailed kisses all along it. Just because he can be a freak doesn’t mean he can’t be really soft either.

- Daisuke loves cock warming. Try. Try to prove me wrong. He loves cuddling. He loves being as close to you as possible. What’s better than combining the two! But after a bit he does get a bit impatient and starts to subtly thrust. He really is trying to not to be you feel to good!

Authors note: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I STARTED THIS WHEN I GOT HOME AND FELL ASLEEP MID WAY THROUGH WRITING THIS. Again sorry for request being slow I’m trying my best😭🙏

[o0o0thorn0o0o]

Late, I know, but…! Only by two days, so I’ll still label/tag it:

Ichihime Week, Day 7: Mythical Lovers / Rainbow

I was planning on adding in magpies in the background this time, but I was getting lazy, and it’s already late, so maybe next time ^^;

(Also I was thinking of making a rainbow version, but it didn't come out as I would have liked? Idk. I still think it’s cute, though, so I put it under the cut)

Alrighty, listen: I really didn’t mean to wait this long to post. But, like, very shortly after Eid, my iPad’s storage filled up, like, to the point I couldn’t even access my mail (that’s how I found out, pfft). I was wondering why I’d ever need 256 GB 4 years ago… but still, it was $100 extra bucks. Sure, it was a grad gift, but 128 GB was expensive enough—still a lot of storage, too… Not enough, clearly!

Hoarding layers (and recoloring my own art, pfft) has really caught up to me… but also, it wouldn’t help too much if I didn’t either. After deleting what I could bear to part with, that took away around 5 GB, but merging layers in other works barely made a dent.

So I’ve spent these past few weeks wondering what to do, thinking about emailing my 2019 (imported from my 5s) and 2020 works to an email I also created 4 years ago for some reason I totally forgot about and never used so that I don’t end up taking any space in my actual one and then uploading them onto two (since I really don’t want my files corrupting) USBs via my laptop, trying to get those USBs from Target (but since I was adamant this time in getting 256 GB USBs—I don’t want to have to worry about storage for a longgggg time—there were none in stock), ordering them off of eBay instead since my dad insisted on their cheapness, waiting a week for them, then transferring them to that email and uploading them onto its Google drive if the files was too big…

But that was taking much too long and still left space on my iPad while I was doing it. I managed to complete the 2019 and 2020 pieces from my iPad, but it also only ended up being around 1 GB… So, like, I need to clear more years (breaks my heart, it does ;~; Sure, I still have access to them via that email and those USBs, but it’s not convenient anymore, and there are still pieces I plan on getting back to… ackkkkk).

Contemplating it some more and discussing it with a friend, much as I abhor subscription services, I finally decided to purchase a premium membership on Ibis for that 20 GB of cloud storage. I can afford the 30 bucks a year, and I like the app anyway—serves me good—and not having to watch an ad every 18 hours to access my go-to brushes would be nice, plus having access to the other stuff, but yeah: ✋🌈✨cloud storage✨🌈 🤚

Anyway, I’m pretty sure a good chunk of what’s taking up my space is actually the cache, as I’m already more than halfway through my drawings, and I’m not sure if I’ll reach that 75 GB of storage Ibis was apparently taking up with just my drawings. So I’ll probably need to download everything, then delete the app and redownload it ‘cause stupid IOS doesn’t let you easily clear it 🫠

Anyway, I really thought I’d be done by now, but am not—that said, I managed to clear out around 10 GB off of Ibis (not my iPad; I somehow managed to gain back 5?? Somewhere?? I’ve no clue; I don’t see it), which is wayyy more than enough to get one drawing done for IH week, so I paused the whole storage thing for now. I actually tried to get day one’s drawing done on the 6th, but I’m dealing with perspective that’s hurting my brain, so I decided to get day seven’s done instead, ‘cause I thought I’d be on time…

Me? On time? Man, who knew I was so funny… 😒

But yeah, day seven is done! I’ll definitely revisit that day one drawing in the future, but not anytime soon. As if I wasn’t backed up already, this whole storage mess has backlogged even further, and there are other dates coming up 😮‍💨 And, y’know, gotta finish the storage transfer, too… Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Anyway, on a more positive note, gradient maps are actually very neat to use—had a little too much fun, eheh. I won’t confess how much time I spent testing it out on this piece, but here be my favorite:

They’re so golden <3 ☺️

[khaoala]

I think Kant would have gotten far less criticism or hatred if KantBison were not being shoved into our throat. Like, clearly the showmakers want us to root for KB, everyone from Style to Cop Chris saying how Kant has fallen for Bison yada yada but at the same time Kant casually talks about Bison, the supposed love of his life, getting shot dead or spending his entire life in prison....without any sign of pain in his voice or face...like he's talking about mildly uncomfy weather.

This is clearly a narrative problem but it does make viewers frustrated and Kant's character has to bear the brunt of this narrative folly. I am very sure if the narrative made it clear from the start that KB are not, under any condition ending up together, the situation would have been different....but of course gmmtv has to sell their cp (by which I mean cp merch and stuff). The showmakers already have a pair (FadelStyle) that are hitting all the right spots for how a romantic pair should be and they can be easily shown to be having a happily ever after. Ideally they should have kept KantBison 'lovers to enemies' actually ending up as enemies...but well....cp 😒

i'll start this by saying this is the one and only ask with hate for kant/kantbison that i will answer because from your oh so many words, i can already tell you fit into the exact category of people who already made up your mind about the character and nothing i say will change your perception. but bc i'm not feeling like being the bigger person, sure, you wanna talk about this, let's talk about this.

first of all, i wanna talk about your apparent hatred for cps (or maybe it's just fk, we never know) and gmmtv's system, and you know, that's so funny because that's, and i know it'll shock you, their thing😯. so maybe if you didn't want to see that, you shouldn't have started watching the show, even after knowing that the two couples would end up together in the end because guess what, this was advertised as a romcom. and we what do we get with romcoms? exactly, happy endings. a travesty.

i find it so funny when people say fadelstyle are hitting all the spots for a romantic pairing, because that's what's supposed to be (again, a romcom), they are the more traditional romantic storyline (or as traditional as you can get with a killer and a guy who only started hitting on him and continued to do so because he wanted a car) so they are supposed to be hitting those spots. it's their storyline.

see, kantbison hooked up that very first night they met, clear attraction, kant was besotted by his one night stand and was calling him a ghost because bison up and ran before they could wake up together. their first interaction together and it had nothing to do with the police, or lying or manipulating, so maybe it's not a narrative problem that kantbison are "being shoved down our throats" maybe it's just a you problem if you didn't notice what they were being set up to.

and many people have talked about this already, and if you cared to read either liz's or lauren's meta about kant, you wouldn't have come to my inbox complaining about kant not being expressive when he clearly can't let himself feel the things he wants because his priority will always be his brother (just like fadel will prioritize bison always) in contrast to style who doesn't have to carry the responsibility of raising and caring for a younger brother on his shoulders.

and darling, if you started this show thinking at any point, from the trailers, pilot or official, promotional photos, osts, novel, press, anything, that kantbison would not be a thing, again, it's not on them, it's on you and your poor observation skills. there are plenty of people way more qualified than me to talk about this and how kant actually cares for bison, and how he's torn between his heart and his brain, but you don't really care, so why bother.

[violetjedisylveon]

Just thought of a funny scenario for Rotten Fruit:

This takes place sometime after Paramita has dealt with Xiangliu.

The family has begun to get used to a more peaceful routine (no more having to worry about sudden visits from the bastard snake).

Ziqi takes this as the perfect opportunity to introduce her family to her new boyfriend/potential mate. The entire family (especially Macaque) are excited for her and deep clean the entire house for tonight’s dinner.

With a knock at the door the family waits excitedly to meet Ziqi’s boyfriend, only to come face to face with an albino hog nosed snake demon (aka the drama queens of the serpent world).

Everyone (especially Wukong) explodes at the sight of him, even Grandma Yuze pops up to scare away the “danger”.

At the sight of the ghostly grandmother, the poor snake collapses to the floor, mouth agape, tongue sticking out, and tail twitching slightly before coming to a complete halt, causing everyone (but Ziqi) to panic.

Ziqi ends up spending the next few hours consoling her family.

Yuze: *ghostly wailing*

Ziqi (patting her grandmother’s ethereal hand as best she could): no grandma you and the family didn’t kill him, he’s just playing dead.

Yuze: *ghostly whispers*

Ziqi: Because you spooked him!!!! In his case he only had two options, either play dead for hours or puff himself up and pretend to be venomous to try and intimidate you!! And you and I both know the latter wouldn’t have gone over well 😒

(If you ask Ziqi directly why she chose a snake for her partner she’ll tell you without hesitation that his nose and pink scales remind her of her grandpa Pigsy (aka he feels safe to her))

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Chao-Xing 🤝 Bai He 🤝 Ziqi

Snakes 😏

The rest of the family is at a loss for how those three find snakes of all things attractive. (Cause irl monkeys don't like snakes. Chinese dragons are based on snakes so to monkey brains they are just big snek)

Since he's pink instead of orange, he's a pink pastel albino, something like this

(this one is artic and conda on top of it)

He is a pink noodle boy, and best boy!

I'm imagining him as a himbo, a dramatic himbo but a himbo nonetheless, he is the sweetest boy! He's basically a golden retriever made snake demon.

Imma just call him Sweet boy now.

I'm thinking Bai He finds out about her little sister's boyfriend first because her girlfriend (a viper snake demon) saw the two of them on a date without being seen and told her about it.

Then Bai He told her big sister about it, cause this isn't exactly something to bring up to their parents if they want to keep pressure off their mèi mei.

Ziqi was THE baby of the family for a long time until Wei-Chen was born, and she's still their parents baby girl, Mac and Wukong might be a smidge overprotective with all the kids when it comes to romance, but especially with their baby girl.

It needs to be handled carefully, and who do you go to when you have something you can't tell your parents? A trusted older sibling!

Chao-Xing and Bai He take Ziqi out for the day, under the guise of helping Chao-Xing move some stuff out of her and Mei's apartment in the city.

She only lived there on weekdays when she was working, since the boss from hell (Snake Boi) is gone and Paramita is taking over the outward less troop oriented politics, she can move back home full time.

They don't go move stuff, they go to a little cafe to talk. The moment they veer off course Ziqi knows something is up, and she's on pins and needles the whole time while her big sisters are acting totally normal and it's driving her crazy.

The reveal is very blunt and tactless courtesy of Chao-Xing, she makes a joke about snakes having two dicks and Ziqi immediately knows they know.

They talk about all the things, how long have you been dating, is he good, do you like him, and when were you gonna tell anyone, it's not good to hide relationships.

Ziqi was hesitant to introduce her snake boyfriend cause she knows how most of her family feels about snakes, even outside instinctually distrusting them, the Snake Boi caused a lot of damage to their family, it took Bai He's girlfriend a long time to get everyone okay with her, Mei was a different story cause she's Lie's kid, but she doesn't want her family's reaction to scare Sweet boy off.

She really likes him and he's super sweet and silly and just makes her feel so happy and safe.

Bai He and Chao-Xing definitely tease her for how head over heels she is for this guy, but she's also their baby sister and they gotta check out he is legit and won't hurt their sister, she's had girlfriends and boyfriends in the past that didn't work out for one reason or another.

Good news! Sweet boy passes the big sis inspection, and can move on to the next step of meeting the family!

Ziqi gets a couple of talking tos from her big sisters about how to have relationships with snakes and snakes adjacent creatures. Chao-Xing likes snakes in general so she knows a lot about them and snake demons, they have a little fun teasing their baby sis about her boyfriend before anyone else can, the hognose twitch does not go unmentioned.

The sisters help prepare Sweet boy for meeting the family and help Ziqi tell their parents that she has a boyfriend and she wants to bring him over. They don't mention what exactly he's a snake demon, but they ask that everyone keep an open mind about it.

Qiuyue and Xiuying are chill in comparison to Macaque and Wukong, they vet any potential partners for their true intentions with their children, you can never be too careful as a LEM, but they aren't as protective as Macaque and Wukong can be.

MK thinks it's unfair that Chao-Xing met their little sister's boyfriend before he did, and is a bit pouty about it because he can keep a secret too dang it! >:(

He can't, he really can't, any of the parents can give him The Look™ and he's spilling everything.

The day comes for Sweet boy to meet the family, Macaque is especially keen on making sure the house is perfectly perfect for this, he falls into the toxic perfectionism habit easily for things like this. The fam gets him to stop before he goes to far overboard.

Sweet boy and Ziqi knock on the door and the family's snake based trauma hits them like a truck. Grandma Yuze senses her family freaking out and comes to scare the threat, and scares Sweet boy into playing dead.

In all their preparation, Ziqi, Chao-Xing and Bai He forgot about the playing dead thing. It's funny in hindsight, in the moment they have to calm the family down from thinking their trauma response killed someone, and coming up with ways to hide the body (Paramita).

After Sweet boy stops playing dead, he gets along pretty well with the family, there's a bit of confusion on his part about the complicated family relationships.

He definitely needs that chart with him at all times, there's 16 kids between 4 parents and they aren't all related to the same parents, and he's a himbo, and a hognose snake, and probably autistic.

It's common for snake demon clutches to have multiple sires, just a snakey thing, so the amount of half siblings makes sense to him.

He is pretty well liked by the family despite all the odds, he's sweet, kind, gentle and very strong, strength in partners is especially important for LEMs because of how dangerous it is to exist as them, luckily Ziqi only has one set of ears so she gets the least attention.

Even Yuebei likes him and she's a notoriously harsh critic for her siblings love interests. Nobody who will break their family is allowed to date.

He hits it off really well with Wei-Chen too, so he gets extra brownie points for being so good to their youngest member. Wei-Chen demands his sister marry Sweet boy as soon as he leaves because he wants him to visit more.

Sweet boy's harshest critic, aside from Macaque and Wukong, is Paramita, Ziqi is his twin sister, even if the two of them have never been quite as close as their other twin siblings just due to personality differences. They're night and day and they know it, but still, Paramita feels like it's his responsibility to make sure his twin gets the best partner in the world.

It might cause a bit of conflict between the pair, but otherwise things are good.

Except for the few times when the kids are having sleep overs in each other's room talking about their respective partners, and since the older kids are in their mid to late 20s or even 30, quite a few teasing questions are asked.

Made a mistake, think the older kids like Chao-Xing and MK would be closer to 40, but developmentally they are still in their twenties, demons hit a stopping point once they mature where aging physically and mentally slows down drastically.

Macaque nearly has a heart attack the first time he hears his oldest cubs talking about making things official with their partners, he's not ready for that, they're still his babies.

Wukong happens to be passing by when the noodle daters are wondering if they would have an egg or a live birth with their respective partners. He tears down the door to see if it's hypothetical or not. Chao-Xing absolutely takes the opportunity to fuck with him, at her core she's a little shit.

Pigsy actually cries when he finds out why Ziqi likes this guy so much.

I'm thinking of moving the order of things around, where the brotherhood gang returns for Wukong after Xiangliu is dealt, with them trying to drag Wukong back into the life of crime he left long behind when he had a lot more at risk than any other time, he's got a loving family full of kids, a mate who's finally starting to get past his major trauma, hell, even he is just starting to feel like life is normal, and then they show up and threaten this life he built for himself.

And interrupting a pretty significant day by dragging the family into pretty intense political and gang drama. I gotta think on it more, but I really like it.

Hognoses actually are venomous! They're rear fanged venomous and their venom isn't strong enough to harm a human, it's meant more for amphibians cause that's they're preferred diet! You have to let them chee for a bit too so it's kinda hard to get envenomated by a hognose. Can you tell I really like snakes?

I think I unintentionally based Sweet boy's personality off my friend's boyfriend lol. He's a good guy so it works.

This was a fun one, I loved this lil snake dude, how did you know I love the derpy diggy snoot noodle?

Thanks for asking!

Rotten Fruit AU Masterpost

[kiawren]

When I first found out he's in the GOTCHA! Video a long time back I tried so hard to find him I didn't know only the galar trainers and more memorable characters get a screen-width animation but I still treasure his 2 frames at the corner for half a second

He's so funny he and his marowak have the same expressions and everyone is all :D but he's so >: | BRO GO MAKE FRIENDS

Anyway me saying stuff about his character under cut

Ok i haven't played any of the earlier games so idk about the personalities of the other fire type trainers but being one himself he's actually very reserved lol.. OK I know the person commissioned to do this animation probably didn't think much of it and looked at his official sprites like Yeah this dude looks so >: I so I'm just gonna draw him >: I but like Selfshipper brain activated so I'm gonna say more stuff about it

I can't find that screenshot of his dad's dialogue but basically he said Kiawe had always been a lonely child and I HRRRNHGH everytime I think of that I HRHRJG the anime doesnt go down this path so when I just permanently shifted my focus to his game characters it makes his character have some more depth..

He's a fire type guy not cuz his character is about pure unbridled excited passion but more of a respect for a culture that emphasises the origins and importance of fire and what it cultivates, as he's interested in people and their interaction with the natural world. That's why he also likes dancing and specifically fire dancing as an art form that bridges these dimensions. So typical fire specialist characters may be more loud and cheerful but he's just quietly, but also passionately training his wielding and knowledge of fire with his pokemon

Yeah idfk about the other characters except that one is a chef and idk their relationships with fire outside of having fire pkmn but to me Kiawe's relationship with fire feels closer and more organic to his personhood and community and isn't just a pkmn type he Likes and is obvious to his aesthetic and that's about it, becuz Noo he's more than that. Maybe he looked at that infernape being very reckless with the fire like 😒 cuz he treats the dancing and battling with fire respectfully. The anime has him with many gags like exploding stuff but I think his game version has a more careful use of fire. OK IGNORE THAT HE CHOSE TO DANCE WITH FIRE IN HIS HOUSE I mean he probbaly will not burn anything since he's very skilled But I don't think he's the type of person to risk it. Like he's careful with safety. Ok. Yay

[1800-needs-help]

Bro I've watched an entire season since the last time I've posted this stuff. HERE WE GO AGAIN

S2 Ep7

STEVE MCQUEEN!!!!

I FORGOR HOUSE READ STACY'S FILE IN THE LAST EP MAN WHAT

What is Cameron on this episode???

DID SHE REALLY DO METH?!?!?!?!

Wilson is very pretty

Now why would Chase sleep with someone under the influence 😨🤨⁉️

House getting punched was really funny LMAOOOO

didn't get enough 4man this episode </3

S2 Ep8

Wilson is very pretty.

He also does not know how to do an aussie accent but I'm glad he tried

House should talk to the camera more often, no matter how unsettling

"What are you hiding?"

"I'm gay" man fuck you FOX go to hell

NOT HOUSE BLACKMAILING THE SURGEON 😭

Oh I forgot chase's dad had lung cancer

OH SHIT 4MANS THE BOSS NOW???

S2 Ep9

*sees a woman having a seizure*... "is someone here a doctor?" MF YOU ARE 😒

"There's something wrong with my brain?" "OH YEAH"

Why is Cameron being such a bitch to the patient? Like bbg tone it down a bit so what if she's got munchausens?

"It's very ancient Rome, you'll need a toga of course and a sword" WILSON I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A TOGA BBG 😫🩷‼️‼️‼️

"SHUT UP!" x5

"Some cholo kicked me in the head." (I cannot for the life of me remember the context I just remember it was my favorite line he said idk idk)

[feligayzed]

Oh god .....oh no..........an opportunity to be horrible and sappy, ONE THAT YOU ALL WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!!!!!!! 😡😡

I'm bringing mashed potatoes and gravy (that I made myself!) because that's my favorite of all time and my dear mutuals deserve it 😼

(I LOVE MY FRIENDS AAAAA RAMBLING UNDER THE CUT if you're reading this and I didn't @ you. Hey. I love you. Muwah)

@autocat5876 BARRY. my good friend barry I am ABSOLUTELY MAULING YOU!!!! without you #surface au wouldn't be what it is now. it would've been gathering dust in the back of my brain forever....BUT YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW INTEREST AND ILYILY!!!!!! your writing is so fucking fantastic.....god.......I cherish you so deeply you don't even understand. I CHERISH YOU FOREVER AND AUUUUUGGG BITING YOU BITING YOU BITI

@icycove @eyydhyeet @piliiiiiconfusionf my pookiebears....the og's....the ones who have stuck it out from the very beginning.....ILY FOREVER!!!!! I'm genuinely so grateful I have you guys in my life, it's been a helluva four (ALMOST FIVE??!) years, and you three have just made them so much better!! And tolerable!!! We've had many wild rides and I can't wait to have many more.... probably forever. You guys are stuck with me for life I fear it's non-negotiable 🫶 I COULD GUSH ABOUT YOU GUYS FOREVER BUT AUUHG I DIGRESS

@solacefish my good bitch.....you are so fucking funny it pisses me off 😒 I went so insane over your god-tier takes about this stupid fish, and then to see you in my inbox??? HUHWUH????? and now we make out regularly???? WHAT!!!!!! shits insane.... shit's crazy......uhmmm something about how ily and you're awesome ig and I genuinely enjoy fucking around with you......and I'm glad we exist in the same timeline.....and whatever......(kicks the dirt) (also your art and writing is so scrumptious)

@novasolstarr god...YOU. YOUUUUUU. I could talk all day and night about you and your absolutely fucking GOATED art, but genuinely you are such an amazing person 😭🫵 I'M SO GLAD YOU HAD THE BALLS TO SEND ME THAT ASK because now I have the honor of talking to one of the coolest bitches ever!!!!! >:D I've never had someone match my freak about dinosaurs and the like SO IT'S JUST SO COOL MAN SKDHDJ...........okay I will talk a little bit about your art IT'S SO INSPIRING AND I ADMIRE YOU HELLA

@indigo-moon17 YOU AND YOUR ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE BRAIN. How I admire it so........indi you are such a joy to see in my inbox, I can't help but smile seeing the notification KNOWING I'm about to read the most life changing train of thought I've ever seen. Your continuous love and support of all my stupid stuff genuinely means so much....and just UGH YOU'RE SO COOL you are such a peach I'm so glad to have you 💜

@ALL THE NEW FRIENDS IM MAKING, you know who you are and IT'S SO AWESOME THAT I GET TO TALK WITH YOU GUYS!!!!! All of you are so talented n shit....ouwagh.......shaking you shaking you

Happy Mootsgiving, everyone!

So, technically, I know Thanksgiving is an American holiday… history… yadda yadda. However, this is not Thanksgiving.

This is Mootsgiving, and what I say goes ‘cause this is my holiday. Anyway! Mootsgiving is all the basic ideas of Thankgiving but better because I’m great like that.

I just wanted to show everyone how grateful I am, since gratefulness is a key principle of Thanksgiving.

I want all my moots from different countries to be able to have the picture-perfect movie-esque Thanksgiving of being surrounded by friends and family with all the care and love and gratefulness that can be poured into a single human. And, as the ever-dramatic Runar, what better way to do that than to organize a huge event?

So! Rules!

State what food you brought

State one thing you’re thankful for

My name is Runar, I brought the eggnog, and I’m grateful for each and every one of you 💗🫶

Really sappy and really long paragraph/speech under the cut!!

Soooo… to start off my big long speech… *clinks my fancy wine glass that’s filled with a mysterious substance* (It’s eggnog)

When I first started this blog, it was off a whim. I wanted to do something, something that involved putting my work out there, as I was just starting out. I wanted to mean something. In any sort of way, I wanted to leave a sort of mark. Not just any mark, though, no. I wanted to add a bit of joy, a spark of life that comes from creativity, and adding words and love into the space we occupy on this floating rock in space.

I wanted to write because it made me happy, and I wanted there to be a possibility of someone who was who got joy from reading to maybe stumble upon it, and get joy from me. Get joy from something I was able to provide for them.

I was also incredibly lonely. I had no friends, I had nothing, pretty much. I didn’t talk much. I was reclusive. I was okay, but I was empty. I didn’t have a purpose. And while I wasn’t expecting much, nothing at all really, I was overjoyed at the prospect that maybe just one person would stumble upon something I wrote and for a moment of their day, maybe they got peace from it.

Maybe they felt a little less lonely. I would have been at peace with just knowing the possibility of it was out there. And then… it did. And I got more than I bargained for, even, I got a friend. My first friend.

From there, everything… clicked. Slowly, but ever so surely, things were falling into place. I was gaining something that had not even crossed my mind. A family.

So, my silly dream born from a whim became friends, connections, and family, it became life-altering. It had ups, it had downs, it had in-betweens. It was beautiful and messy and happy and sad and fucked up and so wonderfully… human?

Yeah, this is online, this is a silly mootsgiving idea I thought up three hours ago because I wanted people to know I love them.

But to someone who had nothing, this is everything. You are everything.

Even if we’ve only talked one time, you have a special place in my heart. The character growth has been… one hell of a ride. I’ve gone through many eras, and made new friends in each and every one of them. So, with the end of the year closing soon, I suppose in a way this is not just a silly mootsgiving.

My bigger end goal, really, was to make sure as we get to the end of this ear, you know how genuinely important this whole year has been to me. How important you have been. I got an anon ask,

What does it feel like to be wanted?

It was beautiful poetry. I replied, said I wouldn’t know what it feels like to be wanted. But really? I think maybe I do. I think it feels like having enough people that you love to organize and invite everyone to a huge event online, to write out this heartfelt paragraph and trust that at least one person will care enough to read it.

My beginning goal has changed so much, and not at all. My biggest purpose in life has been, and I think will always be, to add something into this world.

Creativity, joy, happiness, compassion, I want to ensure that no matter what, as long as you know me, you know you have one person on this earth who loves and cares about you with as much feeling that can physically be felt by one person without exploding into a bunch of tiny little runar pieces.

But moreso, I think maybe my goal has changed from wanting to put stories out there, to putting myself out there. I don’t want to write stories that are just fiction, just crafted ideas meshed together to create a blob of fiction.

I want to write pieces of myself into everything, which i think might genuinely be impossible to not do. I want my heart to pour out of my fingers into the things i type out for you, and i want to not only feel things, but to maybe make you feel something too. Something warm and fuzzy, something good, as good as you deserve.

Aaaaannnd…. to end this….

I love you guys, thanks for being here <3

@marauding-almond @percyweasleyapologist @yesiamprocrastinating @dieatthealtar-deactivated @caramel-covered-apples @thatoneslytherinnerd @thatoneslytherinnerd2

@hedgehog-troops@circe-butbetter @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aidens-ocean-galaxy@rainystarsx@liggy-not-potter @goformoony@i-still-got-love-for-you @definitionoffuckup@mairon-goth-minion

@weewooooweew @residentdisaster @matty-os-blog @starkissed-mars @printershorts @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @lesbian-disaster-tm @star-dust-shark @enbysiriusblack @sadnappo @kawaiibarty @hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@jamespotterbbg @scrumblewonk @seekmemystar @rins-batcave @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @gasolinehornet @asters-tempo @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @permetutotheworld @theprongspotter @sotiredimbored @yourlocalbadgerscales @raeprise @burgundykicks @whydousernamesevenexist @jaydove-writes @the-stars-drowning @inara-tries-to-survive @saturnsconstellation @royallygray

[somkeandmirror]

Just a brainriot (2)

Okay here we go again with a silly brainriot of mine that i will maybe do it (or not) because i'm in "I need a vilain with a soft spot for somebody" again and i will fucking talk about it !! - Listen up, listen up imagine a ancient deity (evil or at least morally questionnable) who everyone forget or still adorerd. - Then boom another boring ceremony for them with all the stuff and they see they're soulmate (i will developp for the romantic side or the platonic don't worry) - It could be anything, they could closed they're eyes again but nope, not this time - The soulmate ? Absolutely scared cause they know they will be offered but when they're blood flood, something happend - The divinity is here and say "Hush my dear, it's finished nobody will hurt you, it's okay, i'm here now" - (Platonic) If they stay friend i see it very affectionate, yes sometime i see "But why do you still keep this way ?" "Because it's funny 💀💀" and yeah, they sometime don't understand the divinity brain but hey - (Platonic) I even an alternative when it's kinda Parent-Child relationships wich make the divinity 100% OVERprotectiv and worst with other's and try (but struggle for real) to raise a kid and try to not make them like they are (and it can be 50/50) - (Romanticly) It doesn't change that MUCH, the overprotectivness, the "It's just a normal day" "No it's not 😒😒" and still have the moment, but a thing is sure, absolutetly soft with each other - And plus one if the divinity is an absolute eldrich abomination who just took a human apparance - BYE AND THANK FOR THE SILLY BRAINRIOT

[kittycqts]

Darry headcanons because I guess so:

*He's modeled most of his personality off of his parents and it's very clear.

*He needs reading glasses and doesn't seem to like wearing them. So when Pony needs something signed for school he writes on the wrong line or completely off. It pisses pony off.

*He has a higher pitched voice when nervous or happy or smth. Extreme emotions.

*He's got joint problems. Bad. Everytime he goes to stand up from sitting too long you can hear every joint in his body snap, crackle, and pop.

*terrible terrible allergies just like Soda. Pony got lucky 😒 he could be lecturing you one minute and then sneezing the next.

*He hates cats. They put hair everywhere and he doesn't have time to be cleaning after someone's cat ✋🏾

*He hates the color yellow, so much he'll try his best not to buy yellow items.

*He still doesn't understand how to do taxes, no matter how many times he tries. So sometimes Tim helps his out.

*he whistles 24/7, no matter where or what he's doing he'll always be whistling.

*cold showers only.

*He can't touch his toes lmao

* He has God tier aim, so he likes throwing stuff at the gang whenever they piss him off, whatever he has in his hand. A pot, spoon. Newspaper, tax papers, shoes, whatever is in reach

* He dances amazingly (reference to Patrick Swayze actually being a dancer irl 👍🏽)

* He's funny, but not as funny as you'd imagine.

*He likes throwing ppl around. Anyone and everyone has been thrown at least once by him. He's fearless of the consequences.

I had to reach in the very back of my brain for all of these.

[usaigi]

Marc, Jake & Steven

Lunar sys au character cards | Read all chapters on ao3

Continuation of Birdy calling their dad, Marc finds out

CW: referencing past suicide attempts and past suicide idealization (does not go into detail), discussing mental illness, joking about mental illness

Birdy Spector Tuesday – 3:12 PM

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I made the powerpoint when we first started seeing our therapist but some of the information has changed. At the time, I only knew about Marc, Steven, Jake, and myself. 

Steven and I made another document with some info about the others 

I know SMJ made another document that’s like a history/timeline of everything we’ve been through but they won’t show it to me 😒

Which is bs because I literally have all the trauma for trying to unalive ourselves but they think I can’t handle it 

Elias Spector – Tuesday 5:26 PM

Thanks. Is it ok if I show this to my therapist? Also, I finished reading two books you recommended, we can talk about it next time you can call. 

The cat is very cute. 

Sorry to ask but

Since leaving home

Did you attempt again?

Birdy Spector – Wednesday 11:32 AM

Yeah, that's fine

Not me, just Marc I think. He’s doing better though. 

Probably lol 

Jake’s really good at keeping us safe

He;s funny, Jake made him a jar and now Marc has to drop a dollar every time he makes a joke about dying lmao

Also whenever Daniela is mean 

or anyone says someone mean about themselves

Although

It’s less funny when he makes me do it 😒

Elias Spector – Wednesday 12:57 PM

I’m just glad you’ll are safe now

I understand you dislike labels but just for my comprehension, is it safe to say that you didn’t have BPD and/or Bipolar disorder? Was it just different alters fronting?

Birdy Spector - Wednesday 4:46 PM

Not sure 🤷🏼 

What gets confusing is that while yes we are separate alters and all but we do all share the same brain, body, hormones, etc. And even when we’re not fronting/co-con, we can still have influence 

So its hard to tell if we are acting a certain way because of another disorder or if its related to DID

Steven and I were reading about how childhood trauma shapes dna, brain development, how bodies react, etc it’s wild ngl

Maybe depression with mixed features? We’re testing out some new mood stabilizers to see if they help. Not everyone is good at logging the effects/side effects Steven and I are the only ones that are super consistent but I don’t actually front that often. It’s sooo exhausting trying to get everyone on the same page 😩   

And it’s not that I don’t like labels, I justthink it was super frustrating how doctors would keep throwing whatever label at us and just hoped it’d stick

I felt like I was hoarding mental illnesses lmao like damn lunar sys leave some for everyone else

U know anyone who wants some? Currently got a buy one get one free special lmao

Elias Spector - Wednesday 4:48 PM

I imagine that’s difficult. How have you been doing otherwise?

Birdy Spector - Wednesday 4:50 PM

I joined Steven and Marc for some sessions this week. Three times a week is too much. since I was there we talked about the stuff that happened when we were younger. Jake was also there, but he only watched

EMDR is terrible, I hate it so much 

But…

It’s easier to open up to the psychologist after talking to you about it first

But I’ve been fighting with Marc less so that’s probably good. Although he still won’t tell me about what he remembers and he even forbid Steven from telling me too. Jake has always been weird about it and Daniela is still pretty scary

Can you please tell me?

Elias Spector - Wednesday 5:05 PM

Be patient with Marc. I don’t want to overstep any boundaries, I think it’s best if you talk to the others about it. 

Marc isn’t scooping, he’s totally fine with his alters having boundaries and privacy. He just happened to come across Birdy’s email account–which she stayed signed into–and stumbled across a chat thread with who else but Elias Spector. 

His vision turns red, scrolling through dozens and dozens of messages, images, and call receipts. The earliest message is dated just over 6 weeks ago, although the first couple of messages imply that they were already in contact before then. 

‘Steven. Steven! Steven!!’ Marc yells out internally, hoping to wake Steven up from wherever he is in the inner world. 

‘What?’ He says grouchily, slowly stepping towards the front. 

‘Look at this shit. What the hell was she thinking? Did you know she was in contact with our dad?’ Marc says as Steven takes control of the body to look at the screen. 

‘Marc, you need to calm down,’ Steven says, still working his way through all the messages, he can feel Marc in the headspace making trenches from pacing around so much. 

‘How dare you tell me to calm down? I can’t even trust my own fucking alters to not go behind my back. This is fucking Khonshu all over again!’

‘What’s going on, are you doing something dumb?’ Jake jumps in, suddenly appearing in the front conference room, as if he appearing out of thin air. He must have sensed their stress level rise. 

‘Respectfully Jake, go fuck yourself. This isn’t about you.’ Marc snaps back, irritated he had the nerve to stick his head into this. 

‘It looks like Birdy has been a messaging dad. Talking on the phone too, I think.’ Steven tells him, essentially ignoring all of Marc’s wishes. 

‘She what? ’ Jake asks in disbelief, getting closer to the front to get a better look at the messages in question. 

‘That sneaky little bra–’  

‘Marc, stop it. I’m mad too but I won’t let you talk about her that way.’ Jake interrupts him in his tracks. 

‘Oh of course you’re on her side. She’s always hiding behind you. And we all know you’re an expert at making decisions behind our backs, aren’t you? Tell me, what other secrets have you been hiding from us? Was it actually you that got me kicked out of the military?’ Marc rages with an exasperated outrage, arms wrapped around himself, taking careful steps backwards. Keeping his back against the wall. 

Jakes glares at Marc over that comment, standing his ground, he shouts back, ‘Ok fine! Maybe this is my fault! Sorry I didn’t have the heart to tell her the truth about our childhood! You don’t think it hurt me when she talked about how nice and protective her dad was when my dad failed us?’ 

‘Maybe we all need to take some deep breaths, yeah? I can make us a cuppa–’

‘Steven, your endless optimism and desire to make everything ok is exhausting sometimes. Can you please just shut it?’ Marc says, in a low bitter voice. 

In response, Steven shut the laptop close, dropping his head to his hands, ‘Fine! Then I guess I won’t share what I think!’

‘What do you think?’ Jake asks with a heavy sigh. 

‘Maybe… we should reach out to dad, it’s obviously helping Birdy. Looking over at his messages he seems accepting. And it looks like he’s in therapy too.’

Marc's knees buckle as his breathing rises, ‘I can’t believe this. Steven, what happened to system cooperation? I can’t believe you’re siding with her.’

‘I’m not siding with anyone.’ Steven replies calmly. 

‘Marc, stop it. You’re acting like our mother.’ Jake states sharply and it hits Marc like an asteroid. Marc's mouth opens in shock, his eyes glare, almost as if he's going to attack back but he doesn't. His eyes, rapidly flashing from betrayal to anger to disgust to shame to fear. He slides down to the ground, wrapping his arms around his knee, dropping his forehead onto his forearms. 

Even Steven tenses up at that comment.

Exhausted, Jake pulls out his chair from the crescent conference table, pulls out a cigarette from his jacket, and places it between his lips. This is all fake– all of this is happening inside their head, but somehow, the smell of tobacco fills the body’s nostrils.    

Jake lets Marc recollect himself for a bit before saying, ‘There are no sides, we are a system. If you yell at her, all the work we’ve done to get her to open up will be for nothing. Tell me, who does Birdy remind you of?’ Jake asks in a stern but calm voice. When Marc doesn’t reply, he says, ‘She acts like we did at that age. Time has always been fuzzy for me but I remember feeling like I had no control over anything. Like adults were quick to dismiss all my problems. I’m guilty of this shit too, I’ve fed into her delusions about how great our dad was and how our mom was too sick to visit her in the hospital. I kept telling myself I was protecting her innocence but maybe I fucked up. 

‘I still do that shit with Kid. I know he’s confused but I can’t explain it to him. Maybe I am protecting him, or maybe I’m just trying to protect myself.’ 

The three of them let words seep, processing Jake's words and the situation. It feels like all the hard work that Marc has done to try to heal, not just suppress, has been for nothing, he still felt like a scared child, abandoned by his parents.

‘Maybe...' Steven says, once some of the initial tension calms down, 'we should think about how our alter didn’t feel comfortable talking to us first before sneaking off to talk to dad. Be honest Marc, how would you have reacted if she asked you for permission?’  

‘I would have blown her off…’ Marc mumbles, still hiding his face in shame. 

‘Yeah, and I wouldn’t have been any better…’ Jake sighs. 

‘Steven, I know you want to talk to dad, I know you don’t see him like I do. But his…indifference almost killed us,’ Marc says softly. 

Steven pauses, before warily saying, ‘I think… there’s no growth living in the past and maybe… closure would be good for us.’

[papirouge]

It’s hard these days on finding cute spaces and YouTube channels that are also Christian so thank you for your based takes on tumblr! 🫶🙏

I thought I found one. Thought, “oh ok cute blog, she’s Christian! And has a channel to watch!” But then.. it’s just about men and how women aren’t good enough. “How your husband is King” “your husband is your master, submit to him!” “if you’re not feminine enough, he will leave!”-types. And the comments are ALL from men 😒either going “lol no mgtow!” (And her comment being basically asking him to come back to date women like her??? because women are too misled and stupid to be alone— Girl..) OR being very misogynistic to women in general… but not to her. She’s special… then to see how she’s proudly sexist too. Pretty sure that’s a sin. And the idolatry of her husband and husbands in general being another big sin I noticed. then the lack of concern of these men commenting on a channel that’s supposedly for women. You never see anything from men going this hard for women….

Also I don’t have kids but have you noticed this weird overlap with Christian moms into more organic medicines and this weird new age spiritualism? Like this same girl I mentioned before was like this the more I dug into her comments. I’ve been noticing Christians that are skeptical of modern big pharma- fine ok but that doesn’t mean crystals and oils will “raise vibrations” to heal your child. Crystals are just rocks?? Oils are just oils?? Wtf does vibrational fields mean???? why are we tarot reading for healing now?????

You're welcome 🤍

Ah yes, dating guru as something else 👀

Female me is like "pickme behavior" but marketing student me is like "good move sis get that ca$h 💶" because nothing is more lucrative than cashing off male loneliness lmao

Lauren Chen is another example of this brand of not like other girl conservative pickme YouTuber. At some point she shoved herself into the colorist discourse of the Black community and a Black blogger read her TO FILTH it was soo ugly lmao There's no wonder these women stay in their lane of queenbee of scrotes bc women with a brain can easily see through their crap.

What's funny is that those women pretend talking to women but most of their audience are males, and I'm sure they know but since this mascarade is lining their pockets they keep going. The pickme demographics isn't that big for them to sustain dating guru like that and regular women with minimum of self worth will never waste time listening to this trash.

This new agey stuff is very rampant unfortunately. Coupled with the (totally justified) suspicious against big pharma following what we've been through the last few years... I'm not surprised Christians (moms) sliding into New Age territory to fix their health problems unfortunately... But there's also this thing with modern Christians who are like "lEt pEopLe eNjOy" whenever they get warned about the wicked yoke of some activities or objects (yoga, incense, etc.)

Steven Bancarz did a good video exposing New Age culture and why it's dangerous for Christians