Character Headcanons
this is just sexuality and gender hcs lol but here we go! I'm going to go in first elimination order in their debut season, except for the new cast (because i haven't finished the season yet, so I dont want to spoil it for myself) which will be in the order that i remember them, then the hosts.
Ezekiel: I think he's cishet. just the homeschool stereotype and all that. but maybe he discovers something about himself between meeting alejandro and going completely feral
Eva: she's a butch lesbian. i personally think she's cis, but i could see transfem eva
Noah: gay trans man. i mean have you guys even seen his character
justin: I think he's aroace. again, i personally think justin is cis, but i could see him being trans
katie: trans lesbian. i just know it okay
tyler: he's bi. he absolutely had a crush on alejandro. you can't change my mind. i also think he's cis but again, i could see him being transmasc
izzy: shes transfem. of course. and i think she's a lesbian, but i could see her being bi or pan. assuming she's lesbian, her relationship with owen could either be just strategy or comphet. you decide
cody: have you seen the way that boy dresses? trans man bisexual disaster.
beth: personally, i think she gives cishet vibes, but i could see her possibly being bi and/or transfem.
sadie: obviously lesbian. she and katie are in love. of course. and idk if she's cis or trans. i could see either. but I think she is also trans. t4t
courtney: as much as i love duncney... i think courtney is lesbian. i think she has extreme comphet and she doesn't realize her sexuality until wt, and then doesn't come to terms with it and accept herself until all stars. but i think she's cis
harold: transfem harold is canon. to me. idk their sexuality tho. i could see them as omni or pan tho.
trent: bisexual trent is so real guys. again, i personally think he's cis, but I could see transmasc trent
bridgette: i could see her as transfem, but I also could see her as cis. also she gives me pan vibes but I can also see her being straight. idrk
lindsay: shes pan. i just know it okay. i personally see her as cis, but again, i could see transfem lindsay. or transmasc lindsay.
DJ: cis, aroace. he's just a really sweet guy
geoff: cis, bisexual. i just know it okay
leshawna: cis, bisexual. i just. i just know it okay
duncan: cis bisexual. he'll call you a slur tho
heather: transfem lesbian. trust me guys. i could also see her being ace tho
gwen: transfem bi. i just know
owen: cis bi. he is canonically bi btw. he had a crush on justin. it was played as a joke but. that's just what happened
blaineley: i could see her as straight or queer honestly. i personally think she's cishet.
sierra: transfem. for sure. and i think she's a lesbian with comphet. just like heather and courtney.
alejandro: I think he's cis, but i could see him being trans. also he's bi. trust me. but i mean i could see him being gay. it's plausible.
staci: she doesn't have enough screen time for me to tell. she has like. ten minutes total. but shes trans
dakota: transfem pansexual. i just know it okay
B: i think they're nb, or at the least a trans man. i mean. his deadname is a traditionally feminine name.. it lines up. they're not cis i can tell you that much. anyway i think he's aroace
dawn: genderqueer panromantic ace. just trust me okay
sam: he gives me cishet vibes, but also i could easily see him being bi or pan.
Brick: i feel like he's cis but I also like the idea of him experimenting with gender nonconformity. and as much as i like jo x brick as a ship, i also think brick is probably gay. or bi with a heavy male preference
anne maria: transfem anne maria is canon. to me. anyway she's very much bi.
mike: i feel like he's cis but i could see him as trans, and i think he's pan. i'm also treating his alters like separate characters, though i know very little about multiple personality disorder, so idk if that's exactly how that works (feel free to correct me in replies)
vito: i hc him to be cis but idk. also he's pan. if vito finds you hot, it doesn't matter what you've got going on.
Svetlana: transfem lesbian. trust me okay
chester: cishet ally.
mal: look i like the queer hcs for mal. y'all are so real for that. but i think he's cishet and homophobic and transphobic
manitoba: trans manitoba is real. to me. also he's pan. trust me y'all
jo: trans butch lesbian
scott: cis gay man
zoey: she could be either cis or trans. i think she's transfem. and also she's pan. i don't think an explanation is necessary
cameron: she was very sheltered, so i doubt she would have been exposed to LGBTQ+ stuff so she wouldn't know it at first.. but I think cam would be transfem. bc i saw a post where someone said that it would be funny if cameron realized she was trans because lightning kept calling her a "girl" and that was her awakening lol. anyway she's ace
lightning: cis gay man
beardo: he gets like ten minutes of screen time and he doesn't really talk.. cis bi
leonard: cis gay. i just know it
amy: cishet +homo/transphobic (i'll explain in a minute)
rodney: he's cis, okay. and pan. i just know it
sammy: shes transfem lesbian. trust me. That's why Amy hates her sm. it lines up with real experiences that I know people have
ella: she's bi. i just know it. but i'm not sure what their gender situation is.. but she uses she/they pronouns
Topher: cis gay man. just look at him i mean
dave: cishet. undecided on his opinion of queer people. (he decides he's an ally when he finds out sky is queer but he then declares himself homophobic when she rejects him) he would call you a slur
scarlett: transfem lesbian.
max: transmasc gay.
jasmine: transfem bi
sugar: cis lesbian
shawn: transmasc pan. i just know it okay
sky: transfem bi/pan. i just know it okay. also that's why dave decided he's homophobic and transphobic now
Tammy: trans lesbian. trust me okay
Pete: cis gay. also he's married to gerry
Gerry: cis gay. also he's married to pete
Ellody: trans lesbian. also she's dating mary
Mary: cis lesbian. also she's dating ellody
laurie: cis bisexual. also she's dating miles
miles: trans lesbian. also she's dating laurie
tom: cis gay
jen: cis lesbian
kelly: cishet ally
taylor: cishet homophobe
jay: major cishet vibes. but idk he might learn some things. once he's actually esposed to the outside world
mickey: see jay.
lorenzo: cishet. i didn't really care for the stepbros team so i haven't really put much though into it
chet: cishet. see lorenzo
rock: nonbinary bisexual. also he's dating spud
spud: trans gay man. also he's dating rock
dwayne: cishet homophobe
junior: he's like. 11. i'm not saying you can't have figured our your sexuality and gender at that age. but junior definitely hasnt
ennui: trans bi man. canonically dating crimson (and i'm keeping taht)
crimson: trans bi woman. canonically dating ennui (and Im keeping it taht way)
stephanie: cis bi woman. i just know it.
ryan: cishet ally
devin: cis bi man
carrie: cishet ally (she's a HUGE ally okay)
kitty: cis lesbian
emma: cis lesbian
josee: transfem lesbian
jacques: trans gay man
macarthur: trans butch lesbian. also she's dating sanders
sanders: cis lesbian. also she's dating macarthur
brody: cis pansexual. just trust me okay
axel: trans butch lesbian. also she's in love with nichelle
nichelle: cis femme lesbian. also she's in love with axel
emma: cis lesbian with extreme comphet
chase: cis bi man with lots of internalized homophobia. anyway he's in love with ripper
ripper: cis bi man. also he's in love with chase. (i don't like ripper or chase. they're perfect for each other tho)
wayne: cishet ally (he's canonically an ally!!)
raj: cis gay. also bowraj for life
bowie: cis gay. also bowraj for life
i need to make another block of text bc i reached the character limit lmao
scary girl/lauren: transfem lesbian. i just know it
zee: nonbinary pansexual. trust me
julia: cis lesbian. but she'll call you a slur. she's dating MK
damien: i think he's a cishet ally. but i could see him as bi
caleb: cis aroace. no i will not elaborate
millie: transfem lesbian
priya: cis lesbian
MK: nonbinary lesbian. they're dating julia
The host with the most, chris mclean: trans gay man. he'll call you a slur tho. he's married to chef
Chef Hatchet: cis gay man. he's married to chris
Don: cis gay man. he hates chris's guts.
that's every character. anyway next week it's going to be a tierlist of all the characters <3
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Anne Maria x Fem!Reader Relationship Headcanons
Anne Maria never expected to be attracted to another girl. Although she’s attracted to “bad” boys like Vito, she finds herself gravitating to girls who are more shy and awkward.
If you have medium/long hair, she loves playing with it while you two are just relaxing, and she loves styling it if you’ll let her. Anne Maria, please don’t pouf it.
You insist on being the driver when you guys go someplace, because in addition to the fact that she drives with her feet, Anne Maria speeds and gets crazy road rage. If you don’t drive, you take turns paying for the rideshare. She’s only -a little- insulted.
Anne Maria’s gifts to you tend to be on the flashier side: $100 designer sunglasses, obnoxiously large chain necklaces, and a promise ring that she probably botched her credit score to get you. When it comes to gifts you get her, you can never go wrong with clothes, but she also really likes cutesy sentimental gifts… photos of you two in one of those photo booths, for example. She has a ton of those scattered around her bedroom.
Anne Maria likes boardwalk/carnival dates… good lemonade, overpriced carnival games, the feeling of sun on her heavily sprayed pouf. She also enjoys shopping dates and, if you’re into that sort of thing, going to the spa.
Anne Maria’s very competitive no matter what kind of game you’re playing, whether it’s Cards Against Humanity, Trivia Murder Party or just a plain old Pokemon battle, she’s here to WIN.
TLDR: your relationship with Anne Maria certainly isn’t boring.
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my super cool ideas for another all stars
doesnt feature any of the gen 1 contestants bc they have waaaay too much content (except for eva)
pi n roti contestants only
roti contestants r
possibly zoey - she would finally aquire a brain n we learn more abt her to make her a more interesting character (also zoey x mikesys would become canon)
anne maria - vito n her can officially break up from their abusive relationship
staci - we realize she was telling the truth the entire time
jo - uhhhh deviousness
mike - coming back to the island causes his alters to wake up from dormancy (including mal)
vito - confronts anne maria abt their past relationship (n how she left him for a rock)
svetlana - learns to take a break from constant practice
manitoba - "wait... im an indiana jones parody?" n then he doesnt show up again
chester - stays pretty much the same
mal - MAL REDEMPTION ARC MAL REDEMPTION ARC SPHDLWHFKQJLFEKKRJROEK i mean im so normal abt him
dawn - loredrops
pattiquew island contestants r
max - pretty much fangirls over the malevolent 1 n becomes his "student," n then when mal redemption arc happens hes like "wait... does this mean the student has become the teacher?!"
ella - becomes besties w/ dawn
sky - gets a rivalry w/ svetlana
beardo - mews 24/7
dave - tries to get over his fear of germs
shawn - helps dave get over his fear of germs (by exposure therapy)
(if any1 is doing an all stars 2 fic, n likes these ideas, plsss let me know i wanna b a grammar editor pls i swear im actually an expert at grammar)
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can i also get anne maria x male reader who's just trying really hard to impress her or smth like that??<33 love her sm she's my second fav character 😨
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-> she barely notices at first
-> honestly a sad sight to see
-> You could be doing everything in your power to get her to look at you and your awesome achievement
-> but she wouldn't notice and be staring at 'vito' or mike in this case
-> of course after a few tires she does look your way
-> she finds you so adorable that youre trying to impress her
-> her attention is on you all the time now
-> shes watching as you do whatever you did and close to vibrating fromt he cuteness
-> shes trying so hard not to pull you into a hug and jsut crush you to death
-> its so cute
-> she does eventually pull you into a death grip cause she cant hold it in anymore
-> placing kisses all over your face as she states how cute you are and how much she loves you
-> a bit embarrassing but omg its so CUTE-
-> shes doing her hair and makeup to impress you now
-> she won't leave your side cause shes in love 100%
-> she cant get over how cute you were trying to impress her
-> she brings it up often
-> unintentionally making you embarrassed and sometimes purposely teasing you about it
-> honestly i began shaking from thinking about this cause its so cute ghqei
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I hear so much about Total Drama needing toxic yuri, but forget that–we need some toxic yaoi.
Give me Duncan x Harold, where Duncan has a steamy love affair with Harold behind Courtney’s back and still wedgies and punches Harold in public to not make things suspicious.
I raise you one “Alejandro x Owen”, where Owen continually tries to impress his one true love, but it’s never enough because he keeps calling him “Al”, so Alejandro just beats the crap out of Owen relentlessly and reminisces about his relationship with Izzy–who was equally physically aggressive but did it with a smile on her face, at least.
How about some Scike? In which Scott blackmails Mike into staying with him by lording his DID secret over his head, along with the fact that he secretly uses the exact same spray-tan as Anne Maria. And in turn, whenever Vito or Manitoba front, they aggressively flirt with a severely uncomfortable Scott in their respective New-Jersey and Australian accents.
Or maybe Dave x Leonard is more your style? Dave can emotionally abuse Leonard by continually discouraging, disparaging, demeaning, and diminishing Leonard’s LARPing and wizardry with sarcastic insults, and Leonard can physically abuse Dave by wacking him over the head with his wand whenever he does so? They both hate each other, but as the only two queer boys on that fake Cree island, they’re all the other has.
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