#Vulcan memes

[spocks-bikini-and-datas-bra]

Vulcan porn?

[questor-thews]

[affixjoy]

[teacup-gathering-itself]

The depth of Kirk being a big himbo in his slut era all the time in a very overt human way, while also being a huge nerd brainiac supercomputer on legs.

Contrasting Spock, who is a supercomputer on legs, but ALSO a big himbo in his slut era in a very overt Vulcan way.

Proof: He is so TOUCHY with his captain. He lets touch be a staple in their relationship and just. Doesn’t mention its significance to his culture. Lets people think it’s just him “putting up with” his captain. To non-Vulcans, sure that excuse works. But any Vulcan with working eyes knows what he’s up to. They’re silently scandalized.

[scherzokinn]

[trek-tracks]

I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used the Vulcan death boop.

[spocks-husband]

Btw Vulcan's ears can go in different directions and move around a bunch to listen to different sounds the same way cats do. If you even care.

[cyantt-does-stuff]

[spirk-trek]

S2E1: Amok Time ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·

[phloxsmenagerie]

Happy First Contact Day from these Vulcan hipsters and me! 🖖🏻

[spocks-bikini-and-datas-bra]

I’m loving it

[azuzer]

Basically, all of them are fucking insane

[straightissacnewton]

literally absolutely no one at all:

kirk:

[danktrektho]

[atbussysparks]

I can't infodump like a normal polite autistic dawg every time i talk it's like

They try to silence us, the prophets ✊🏼😔

[lonesomedreamer]

Can you imagine what MY FATHER would say...if I were to give up command of this vessel, jeopardize hundreds of lives, risk interplanetary war, all for the life of one person? ◭ My logic is uncertain where MY SON is concerned.