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#WE ordered the AMONG US POTION from the DARK WEB
notblurrius · 1 year
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who are these guys
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aropride · 1 year
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have been using prescription eczema cream i stole from my brother in 2014 for almost 10 years now. it expired in 2018. it still works. like half the tube is left. convince this shit will never run out but if it does idk what i'll do
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sludgebat · 1 year
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LAST one for today i promise
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griancraft · 1 year
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think im developing a hyperfixation on the “we ordered the among us potion from the dark web” video guys im not even fuckinv joking
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zushimart · 1 year
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saw u say he would wear makeup a lot………… does this mean he would do makeup on u🤔 also i think he has so much random stuff he bought bc they’re pretty like lip gloss or something like that and doesn’t use except once in a blue moon
yeaass i think so. i think it’s the only thing he’d ever beg for outside of the bedroom. he’d be like “PLEEEAASE let me do your makeup i could make you such a pretty person~” somewhat implying that you are Not, lol. hes crying and screaming on his knees until u let him. he’ll act like he’s dying and this is his last wish, and then he’s fucking mean while he’s actually doing it. like if you keep moving while he does ur liner, he’ll curse you out and pinch at ur face. it is NOT RELAXING !!! but the tension would be insane. he’d be, like, one smart comeback away from shutting you up with a solid make out session at any given moment, smearing lipstick kisses all over your face. but anyway. u make such a good point, i bet all his makeup is stuff collected over the years he saw in bargain bins or on sale. like have u ever been to target when they have those hello kitty themed makeup kits in stock. he would eat that shit up. that one tiktok trend, the “we ordered the among us potion off the dark web “ thats literally scara and his makeup collection. ORRR he would save up to buy super high end make-up like from dior.
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xclusivebih · 6 months
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We order da among us potion, from the dark web
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mrpokaboo · 1 year
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WE ORDERED THE AMONG US POTION FROM THE DARK WEB!!
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chalkrevelations · 3 years
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Episode 31 of Word of Honor, and in many ways OH MY GOD YES, but also, no, show, wtf?
As in, wt actual f is going on? Literally, what is happening?
(Spoilers, so scroll away and come back later, if you need to.)
So, first thing’s first: I feel like this one may end up a bit short, because a lot of it is likely to be just a bunch of keysmash flailing? (EDIT: No, I just came back up here to the top from the bottom, because this is NOT AT ALL any shorter than usual.) I’ll attempt a bit more than exclamation points and worry over whether my poor heart is able to take this, but we’ll see how it goes, because the first thing I’m going to do is say I knew it! and I told you so! I knew you weren’t planning to die, Zhou Zishu. I did call you a liar after Ep 30, and I was right. I mean, what’s the point of having the terrifying master of the Ghost Valley as your boyfriend husband if he’s not going to rescue you after you’ve been kidnapped for attempted ravishment by the evil prince? And get you the best wedding present ever, i.e., a bunch of new disciples? Omg, Zhou Zishu’s face when Wen Kexing finally calls himself a disciple of Four Seasons Manor! (I think he’s so overwhelmed, he doesn’t even realize when WKX calls him “shixiong” a minute before that!) Wen Kexing’s tiny pained smile that he just can’t seem to help when ZZS lays his hand on WKX’s head! That long shuddering breath ZZS lets out, and the way his shoulders just drop, like he’s finally let go of a huge weight! (The worry this brings me, because there are five and a half episodes left, my dude, and your husband is a troublemaker, and I would not be getting complacent, if I was you.) The fact that WKX has knelt to ZZS and called him zongzhu in front of the Ghost Valley contingent – there’s gotta be some political implications to that. Horseback riding! The way WKX keeps holding (up) ZZS! Lol at WKX being all, you all can leave now, we can take our honeymoon alone from here! ZZS knew he would come (I told you so)! Their smiles! Their soft little faces! (Merciless killers! How so fucking adorable?) The hairpin! MARRIED, Y’ALL. Censorship? I don’t know her. ANYWAY, that’s all just a bunch of flailing reaction to the first almost 20 minutes of emoporn. Also, Zhang Zhehan, you should not do suffering so pretty. It makes me feel like a bad person for still enjoying your face so much when your character is in so much physical and emotional distress.
Secondly, show. We need to talk. You should not be this opaque. I’m trying to piece together everything that’s happened in (vaguely) chronological order:
Sometime before dying (before breaking his heart meridians?), Han Ying tells Wen Kexing about the Four Seasons Remnants back with Prince Jin. All of Ep 30 happens, with Zhou Zishu and Xie Wang both making a mess of Awful Prince’s/Yifu’s plans. Xie Wang, the rest of the Scorpions, and the Ghost Valley team retreat back to a lair. Which lair? Who knows, at this point. Cao Weining talks to Fan Shishu. (He explicitly tells this to A-Xiang.) But does he also confront Mo Huaiyang? Because I feel like it must be significant that we get the same turn of phrase to describe Zhao Jing’s relationship with Xie Wang – asking a tiger for its skin – from Mo Huaiyang to Fan Shishu, and then attributed to Cao Weining when A-Xiang quotes it to WKX in the same ep. The show even emphasizes this for us to catch by drawing attention to A-Xiang’s use of it via her struggle to remember the idiom properly. (A. This episode’s convo between Mo Huaiyang and Fan Shishu, which is when we see Mo Huaiyang actually use the idiom, happens AFTER Cao Weining and Gu Xiang leave Gentle Wind Sword Sect. I went back and checked, and it is Mo Huaiyang who uses it, not Fan Shishu. B. In this same convo, Fan Shishu says he still needs to explain all this to the disciples somehow, so C. Was there a prior, unseen convo between just Cao Weining and Mo Huaiyang in which Mo Huaiyang practiced his excuses on poor, hapless Cao Weining first?)
Anyway, Cao Weining then goes to A-Xiang, who’s lit. and fig. in the dark at this point, in her rustic cabin outside the gated community. I notice Cinnamon Roll already has his bag packed. He is done. He lays out the current political web, and A-Xiang seems pretty sure of Liu Qianqiao’s ultimate loyalty to WKX. This is probably important in what happens next. Gu Xiang and Cao Weining decide to run away and elope but then … get captured and taken to the lair. On purpose? A-Xiang did see Liu Qianqiao with Xie Wang in the Secret Cave, standing shoulder to shoulder with Du Pusa as an apparent top-tier henchwoman, and she probably expects to be protected, but this seems like a pretty big gamble. I suppose you don’t survive the Ghost Valley without learning to take some risks. A-Xiang then leads Xie Wang and the Ghost Valley contingent to WKX (at burned-down Four Seasons Manor?) to, she says, let WKX take down Xie Wang. She notes Xie Wang’s use of some potion to control everyone – I assume the Drug Man potion, and I assume the monthly antidote is what’s keeping everyone in the Ghost Valley from going full Drug Man?
WKX and Xie Wang confer in secret. Probably about how much they both hate Awful Yifu. I mean, I assume Xie’er still hates Awful Yifu at this point, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? Probably a key point here: WKX is hiding whatever this was about from his husband. My dude, why are you still like this? I guess that explains the pained cast to that tiny little smile earlier. WKX then takes some of the Ghost Valley contingent and coordinates with the Four Seasons Remnants back in Prince Jin’s territory to rescue ZZS. Husband safely rescued, WKX now heads back to Ghost Valley, to … abdicate? He promises A-Xiang he’s going to come back safely, and my dude, I’m trying to believe you. I really am. I’m trying to have as much faith in you planning to be back all along as I had in ZZS not planning to die in Jin Palace all along, but here’s a key difference: HE LET YOU IN ON HIS PLAN. Which you were a key part of. I find your secrecy, by contrast, concerning.
Other things:
Love the little moment between Gu Xiang and Liu Qianqiao and Luo Fumeng when Beauty Ghost and Tragicomic Ghost turn to Xie Wang in righteous indignation and want to know what the fuck he thinks he’s doing to their little girl. Compare the reaction of these two moms to Happy Ghost being all, “Nope, this is a complete and total in with Wen Kexing right here in a pretty pink dress.” The show continues to draw a fairly bright line between the characterization of the women in the Department of the Unfaithful - who are terrorizing certain people, true, but also watching out for each other after ending up down on their luck – and the general run of men in Ghost Valley, who are basically rotten sociopaths straight out of Batman’s rogues gallery and will sell you out in a minute for their own gain. Yes, this has been made fairly explicit in Wen Kexing’s and A-Xiang’s commentary in past eps and later in this ep about trying to get the Department of the Unfaithful out of the line of fire while not caring if the jianghu burns down the rest of Ghost Valley, but this isn’t just favoritism or a whim, just some fond memories of Luo Fumeng being kind to them a couple of times in the past. I think there’s some commentary here on the kind of men who are so far gone they find themselves outside the bounds of “civilized” society and the kind of women who do – how much easier and quicker it is for a woman, that it could be any woman in the wrong circumstances, and how much further gone a man has to be than a woman to be considered a “devil.” We’ve seen these supportive interpersonal relationships among the women since Gu Xiang “adopted” her two girls in the first handful of episodes and told off Lovelace with the threat of Tragicomic Ghost – and the show is continuing to show it, not just tell it. It’s one of the things I’ve found frustrating about Wen Kexing a couple of times in past eps, when he’s trying to get A-Xiang’s two girls, or other women from the Department, to just leave and go do something else – I feel like even though WKX realizes their circumstances and their personalities are different from the rest of his Top Ten Devils, he’s not fully comprehending that they literally have nowhere else to go, that if they had any other options, they wouldn’t have ended up there in the first place. He called the two girls “puppies” when he talked about A-Xiang having to take care of them, but as Ghost Valley master, who’s enforced the independence of and protections for the Department of the Unfaithful, he’s walking away from his own basketful of puppies. Not to mention, this is one of the vanishingly small places in this particular version of the jianghu that we’ve seen women have any autonomy and power. I … think there may have been a few young female cultivators in Yueyang Sect, but while I’d have to go back and watch to be sure, I remember the Hero’s Conference being a whole bunch of men throwing their … weight around. Anyway, I also love that it looks like A-Xiang tries to kick Happy Ghost in the shin, because of course she does.
Visually, they had a cool thing going on there with the Tian Chuang behind WKX falling in concert with WKX lowering his fan, but they didn’t quite coordinate it enough, and then they cut away too soon. Bah. It was set up to be a very cool visual, if only they had committed to it. Meanwhile Duan Pengju, this asshole, omg. He’s trying to pull off the Collar of Evil and is not succeeding. Srsly, his Collar of Evil is droopy. It doesn’t stop him from monologuing like he’s the actual villain and not some sad-sack lackey. You showed the correct amount of amused disdain during your interaction, but I can’t believe you left him alive at the end of it, Wen Kexing.
I wasn’t really feeling Jing Beiyuan and Wu Xi up until this ep when Jing Beiyuan was teasing A-Xiang about her lack of shame over running away with her lover. OK, fine, you can stay, Qi Ye. Also, wow. Speaking of lack of shame, I can’t believe you just accused your husband of bride kidnapping right in front of everyone’s salads, because that is totally what just happened there.
So the band is (almost all) back together, minus Chengling, who has definitely found out in the worst possible way that one of his dads is the terrifying master of the Ghost Valley that massacred his family and sect. So, this should go well.
Lol at Xie’er lounging in Wen Kexing’s Ghost Valley master seat like some kind of consort. He’s already got a husband, Xie’er. One that would not be happy with a concubine running around, I think. I do wonder what the full scope of their plan/understanding is, bubbling away under this stare-down.
A note – WKX’s hair is styled differently in this ep in the Ghost Valley master scenes than it has been before. Previously, those side bangs were further forward and a little bit chunkier, which, I think, narrowed his face and also helped emphasize the wild-eyed look. They’re wispier and back further, now, which I think softens his face, even when he’s trying to look imposing. Makes him look more, dare I say, human.
And now, I’m going to go have a few Han Ying/Bi Xingming thoughts, actually. God, those months after ZZS left, can you imagine what that was like for them? Han Ying having watched those nails placed in Bi Xingming’s shifu in the first ep, and then having to turn around and go to Bi Xingming and tell him that ZZS was gone, with the seven nails in him? Both of them trying to hold the Four Seasons Remnants together – and then Ying-ge comes back one day and says he’s found ZZS? Mutual aid and comfort, my dudes. Also some projection. I’m just sayin’. Meet me, I guess - this kind of sideline action and extremely rare pair thing is how I tend to roll.
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austarus · 4 years
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Mermay Headcanon: The Mermaid (You) and The Pirate Gentleman (HR Wells)
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**A/N: The picture/edit/gif does not belong to me.
*My little and late contribution to MerMay month. @crazythoughtsandlove​ and I were talking about mermaid and pirate ideas lol. I tried, I really tried to do something. Honestly, this is probably shit and I can’t say anything other than I’m sorry I tried to make it funny and slow-burn-y and cute and I don’t know what happened. Anyway, this was the little Easter Egg that I had dropped in my HR x Reader fic Hidden Among The Fairy Lights. Obviously this is in headcanon form rather than a full fic because I’m too mentally exhausted from everything in my life. Anyway, enjoy? Remember to reblog and comment to support content creators.
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The fates seemed to have decided to toy with me today, HR thought as he ran through the streets of the Brazeeno Market Place
He dodged left and right, ducking past people and through alleys
The Pirate (Gentleman) as he likes to add on was on the run from a couple of ruffians who he maybe sorta accidentally provoked and got into a skirmish with
HR did it for a rock
Yes, you read that correctly. A rOcK.
But not just any rock, it was a cinnabar-fluorite-infused stone that was essential to his journey
His twin brother, Harry, who’s also a pirate, needed HR to fetch it while he retrieved the map for the Kjarni Flower
Both men were skilled in swordsmanship as well as improvising on hand in a fight
Harry: Go in, get it, and leave. Here’s the coins. Don’t start anything and don’t get distracted
HR: I’ll be in and out before you know it. I won’t start anything, scout’s honor
Harry: You’re not a scout
HR: Doesn’t mean I can’t use the saying
Harry: Yes, it does, you idiot
The crew just sheepishly looked at their two captains that argued like children
Anyway, back to HR who’s been cornered on the creaky and old harbor with vacant ships while you, the reader, were reading the background on him and Harry prior to this chase scene
HR held his ground, sword out and the stone safely tucked away in his pocket
A smirk on his face as he tried to play it cool, but inwardly he was panicked since there were no ships around at all
Reggie (Ruffian #1): End of the line, scum
Remy (Ruffian #2): Hand over the stone, moron
Roma (Ruffian #3): And pray to the gods that your spirit passes on to the other side safely
Now that’s a little harsh, isn’t it?
They took a step forward and HR took a step back, his foot slightly slipping back from the wet boards of the pier
Before any of them do anything, a wet yet firm hand had latched onto HR’s ankle, pulling the pirate off with great force
The dark-haired man kicked and tried to keep his eyes open as the undersea force dragged him away from the surface
HR’s eyes widened when he saw you under the salty sea, a mermaid with gleaming skin and seashells threaded in her hair
He saw the concern flood over your face, the gentleness within your dazzling eyes that he’d never heard of
Stories of mythical ravenous monsters under the sea that eat people of the land in a bloodthirsty rage
But the spectacle in front of him seemed anything but that
Still HR remained cautious, a hand over his pocketed knife as he eyed your colored tail
You put a hand to your lips, taking his hand gingerly instead of his ankle to bring him up to the surface
HR coughed out water and cursed at the saltiness of the sea, gathering his bearings before turning to you
You watched him with curious eyes as he shook his hair from the water before running his hands through his wet hair
Secretly you had always been intrigued by the land dwellers and their peculiar way of life
Even if the merpeople believed any interaction with humans to be forbidden by execution
You had overheard the exchange with the other humans and weighed in your thoughts before intervening at the most convenient moment
HR: Y-you’re beautiful- I mean a mermaid
He watched your cheeks darken at his words
You: *whispers bashfully* N-no’s really said that to me before. I’m not that pretty
HR: But you’re utterly breath-taking *shakes head and is astonished, blinking a few times* Wait, you can talk?
You: *cocks a confused eyebrow* of course I can, why wouldn’t I? I’m not some sort of animal that lives in the ocean
HR: I-I don’t know, the stories-
You: Stories?
HR explained to you the legends and stories, which you helped clarify the essence of the Merpeople
In return, HR did the same as he spoke of the human world and his adventures as a pirate
He oddly found himself confiding in you about the Kjarni Flower and its mystical powers to creating an elixir
You expressed the Merpeople’s legends regarding it, which provided to be beneficial to HR
The Pirate noticed your sparkling eyes in the midday sunlight, intrigued by every word you spoke
It particularly struck his heart when you expressed that your interest in the land-dwellers world
HR: Why are you telling me this? I’m a pirate, I could hurt you when you least expect it
You: I don’t know, I feel like I could trust you not to harm me
I don’t think I can to such a kind spirit, HR thought
Silence had filled the serene atmosphere between the two of you, waves rocking you and HR back and forth
HR noticed that the two of you weren’t so different, unlike the legends of the Pirate’s Guild
Everything down to your navel was regularly human. No webbed hands or fins for ears. The only exception was the gills on your neck and your majestic tail
The two of you remained there, floating in the sea before HR began to cough
You: I should get you back to land, you need to go back to your people
HR: Wait, before you do. My name is HR. HR Wells, the Pirate Gentleman
You: Gentleman, huh? Well, my name is (Y/N), Mermaid of Uquilnoah
You brought him back to shore behind some rocks, to which HR spotted his ship and his brother on deck with his back turned to him
The sun had fallen, expressing the evening time before night took its shift
You: I guess this is goodbye
HR: Why do you want to come to the human side? It’s corrupt and foul.
You looked down before gazing off to the laughter and lights and people on shore
You: I-I want to swim and walk. I want to go on adventures and explore what the sea cannot give me. I want to share experiences with others, a part of their stories and lives
HR: Come with me then. My troublesome hard hat of a brother and I go on adventures every day. We’d be more than honored to have you.
You: I-I’d like that, but how? I don’t have legs
HR pursed his lips in thought as he glanced back to his brother’s ship
HR: Stay here, I’ll be back. Here *hands you his knife* keep this until I get back
You took his knife, watching him swim to shore as your cheeks dusted pink at his words
No man or merman had ever expressed such interest in your or your thoughts
It was always someone else, some other beauty that held the center stage
You ended up being more of a background person
A hand ran over the faint scars over your body, trying to push away the hurt you had attained from others over the years
I just wanted to matter. I’ve always wanted my existence to mean something. Maybe in the human world, I can find that in my journeys away from Uquilnoah
HR hurried onto the shore and hurried onto his ship with his wet clothes chilling him as the wind blew
Harry shot his brother an incredulous look as HR ran onto the deck out of breath and speaking rapidly like a mad man
The twin dark-haired man stared at his brother before getting his attention
Harry: So, let me get this straight. You got the stone, ran into trouble, met a mermaid- who surprisingly didn’t bite your head off and now she’s waiting by the alcove shores for you because you promised her to be back?
HR: *catches his breath and smiles innocently* Yes :D
Harry: *facepalms* Are you fucking stupid or are you fucking stupid? That mermaid’s probably baiting you to sink this entire ship. We need to go. Now.
HR: She’s not lying to me!
Harry: How do you know that?!
HR: Because she told me about the Merpeople and their legends of the Kjarni Flower. She told me how she yearns for an adventure like never before, with people like us
Harry purses his lips and sighs roughly, rubbing his face harshly with calloused hands
HR: Don’t you see, Harr, she’s willing to come with us. Hell, she can even help us if we encounter something along the way.
Harry: Fine, but how are you going to get her to walk?
HR: Easy. Caitlin should have a potion or magic object.
Caitlin/Frost was the crews brilliant Ice-Witchdoctor, terrifying in batter but had sufficient magical abilities when it came to healing
Barry was the First Mate when both HR and Harry were off deck, quick on his feet for solo stealth missions
Cisco was the Quartermaster, distributing items such as a variety of guns/weapons, ammunition as well as coming up with the plans with the rest of the crew
Jesse was the pilot, manning where the ship sails because Harry doesn’t want his daughter doing anything dangerous, but she’s a badass gunner when it comes down to it.
Iris and Wally are the main Gunners for the group, their marksmanship impeccable through the harsh training they received from their father, Joe
Cecile and Joe typically fill in any role that needs to be filled depending on the situation that this crew runs into
Anyway, Caitlin manages to whip something up in which she’s enchants a necklace with the power to give you your legs and the ability to remain on land for long periods of time
However-yes, there’s a however, duh- there is a time limit
Every midnight strike, you fatigue and must recharge in the ocean overnight in order to not die from water deprivation
HR grinned widely head back to the covered alcove and waving you to come as close as possible
Explaining everything to you, the Pirate Gentleman handed you the enchanted necklace that held a single Golden Star Sapphire gemstone
Right as you pulled it on your tail transformed into legs in a blink of an eye, but… you were naked
HR had immediately turned around right when that happened, his cheeks flaring up as well as yours
You facepalmed before covering yourself, stuttering out that you’d need some clothes
HR went silent shedding his jacket off as well of his linen shirt and handed them to you with his eyes averted
You: Okay, I’ve put them on
HR moved around in time to see you stumble on your legs, leaning forward to catch you
The Wells twin couldn’t help himself as his eyes ran over your figure in his arms, his heart thumping louder than ever in his chest
HR: Come on, the crew’s waiting to meet you
You and HR returned to the ship, nervously giggling at each other while you got used to walking.
You: How did you learn to swim?
HR: By struggling. And a lot. You make it look so easy
You: Well you make walking look so easy
HR: Think about it this way, doll, now you’re ambidextrous for land and sea
You met the crew and got along with them nicely, with the exception of HR’s prickly brother
HR told you not to worry about him with a cheeky wink
You were mesmerized by the sights and sounds and colors of the world above the sea
HR guided you every step of the way
The fates pulling your heartstrings even closer together
Harry later secretly gave you his blessings and told you to watch out for his dorky brother who can’t seem to stop having heart eyes for you whenever you’re on the deck
Jesse was actually the first one to approach you, asking so many questions about the sea
She became your best friend from then on as you entertained her with stories of life under the ocean
Jesse and the other see what’s happening as HR beats around the bush with you, but obviously doing it in the name of friendship and Pirate-Mermaid truce
And they groan at the lingering gazes and soft exchanges between you and HR
Many times, Cisco has groaned “The thirst is real”
And many times, Iris and Barry have had to dial Cisco back to let you and HR to read the atmosphere
One night while hanging out with HR in his room
He was showing you how to read a map and use the items on board to read the stars
You ended up coughing
And coughing
And coughing
And coughing and gasping for air
Before HR realized that its time for you to hibernate in the water for the night
So, what did HR do?
Like the dork that he is, he picked you up and hurried to the main deck before throwing you off the ship
Yes, you read that right
The man panicked, ok? What should he have done, thrown a jar of water on you? That still wouldn’t help the problem
HR leaned over the wooden railing of the docked ship, watching aurora-like light emanate from the sea
Before you popped up from the water, breathing nicely and looking all refreshed
The puppy boy apologized to you so many times for losing track of time
But you waved it off
That night, HR stayed up with you as he lowered himself on a spare rowboat to be at the same level with you on the ocean water
You: HR you need to go to bed
HR: No I *yawns* don’t.
You: Uh huh *smirks*
HR: I like your company so I’m staying
You: I like your company too, but Harry’s gonna roast your ass if you’re not fully awake tomorrow morning
HR: Screw him, he can do it without me
You: You’re an idiot
HR: You wound me
That following morning, Harry did roast his ass when he found his brother sleeping outside in a boat on deck when the two of you finally bid each other goodnight
Frequently nightly swims with each other
Gentle laughs under the shining moonlight as the sea creatures rest
Getting so close to kissing one another
But pulling away because you both are just friends
After all, mermaids and humans can’t really be together because of the barrier of survival styles
Bottom line, because I’m running out of things to say and its 2 AM, you and HR slowly fell in love with one another as you journeyed with him to find the mystical Kjarni Flower
Unraveling its secrets with the crew you’ve grown so close to
Calling them family
Perils falling into every step of the way, elongating the pining the burned between the two of you who come from two different worlds
You had charmed your way into his heart and he in yours
The Pirate Gentleman taught his lovely Mermaid self-defense as well as the simple things in life to enjoy
You encouraged his secret talent for writing, something he hid from everyone
It’s no surprise that HR ended using his part of the elixir from the Kjarni flower to enable you to be on land without a time restraint
To be by his side all night as the days went on
Especially when there was a child on the way
But neither of you know that right now 😉
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caoscompanion · 4 years
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Witch Laws: The Path of Night or the Path of Light but not Both. It is ‘Sacred Witch Law’ for a witch/warlock not to marry a mortal.
Dark Baptism: The powers of a witch fade if they do not have their Dark Baptism. Initiates must be virginal at their baptism. Sabrina’s Dark Baptism is taking place on her 16th birthday which is also an eclipsing blood moon, which only happens ever 66 years. A Dark Baptism is the ritual/ceremony is leaving girlhood/boyhood behind and requires the initiate to renounce any and all meaningful connections to mortals. Before a witch can be baptised, the temple of their body needs to be purified, cleansed of its toxins. Witches choose a baptismal name at their baptism much like Catholics do
Hilda’s Cleansing Potion: Milk, eggs, rosemary, acrimony, a capful of vanilla, a pinch of John the Conqueror Root, other herbs from Hilda’s garden. Cinnamon is added to the second batch
Displays of Power:
Sabrina turns on the music with a point of her finger.
Lilith uses telekinesis to throw scissors through the air.
Weird Sisters arrive by teleportation/witch flight.
Spells:
Body changing spell. Lilith draws sigils in Mary’s blood, while chanting ‘Dominos parta respica ad mea creo faciem’ which roughly translated, means, ‘dominate this look to create a face of my own’. Lilith then looks entirely like Mary from head to foot (though as she is still in the same grey night gown, it confirms she has not possessed the body of the woman, but created her own version of the body). 
Familiar summoning spell. Sabrina rings a bell, then says ‘spirits of the forest I pronounce my intentions to thee. Come forth and seek me and equal we’ll be’. She rings the bell a second time. “Not master and servant but familiar to familiar. To share our knowledge, our spirit and our traits” She rngs the bell a third time. Meanwhile, through the spell, she draws a circle in the earth with a line running through it. 
Weird Sisters Blood Curse. Though the spell is hard to hear over Sabrina talking,what can be heard appears to be ‘Vos omnis minis niota et destruciones et servis e discor et queme tempera facetis et tractarus corde nocimus mer ad mes, Sabrina’. Which, roughly translated, means ‘With all shaking threats, the hour of destruction at whom he and his servants meet, bringing harm to the heart of Sabrina. My Latin is not the best, so this is a very rough guess translation. 
Hex Removal Spell: While showering under running water, Sabrina chants in repeat ‘if truly I am cursed today, let water wash the hex away’
Sabrina’s Forgetting Spell: She chants ‘bless your mind, bless your heart, let these painful thoughts depart’ and then kisses him to seal the spell. 
Blood Curse Removal: Saltwater baths and reversing candles for a couple of weeks. 
Hawthorne Scare Spell: Requires a graven image. This image is then placed in a box of spiders (the thing he fears), while Ambrose and Sabrina chant ‘Spider o spider pray why do you spin your pretty white web so fine and thing? To catch flies and make them into pies. Spider o spider, pray do you not see? Here comes a big, buzzing, blundering bee. He’ll spoil your fine net while you fume and you fret, but no mercy you’ll grant and no mercy you’ll get’
Scarecrow Monster: Lilith creates a puppet from scratch, attached to strings, which exists as a scarecrow in reality. She controls its movements with the puppet strings and uses it to attack and chase Sabrina with the intent of keeping her away from the apple tree. When it is attacked by Salem, the puppet is also destroyed. 
Minor Direction Spell:  Cast like a children’s rhyme. Sabrina chants ‘Hickory pickory hickory pickory where shall this girl go? She’ll go east she’ll go west she’ll go to the crow’s nest. Hickory pickory hickory pickory’
Grimoire:
Egg Breaking: Hilda has Sabrina break an egg to see if she is truly cursed. When the egg cracks and reveals a blood fetus, it confirms Sabrina is under a blood curse. 
Blood curse: A curse which slowly eats away at your healthy will and your sanity. 
Malum Malis: An apple. If a man bites it, it’s the apple of evil, but for a woman it’s the fruit of knowledge. It whispers secrets, grants knowledge, offers glimpses of the future. You must go to an orchard, find the oldest tree, the older the tree the more it has seen, the more it knows, the more accurate its reading will be. 
Curse Shoes: There are at least twenty single shoes on shelves lining a wall in the Spellman house. These represent each person Zelda has cursed.
Visions: 
Bath in the woods: While in the bath, Sabrina has a vision which takes her to the woods where she was born. There she sees Diana and Edward in the grove in the forest, Diana is holding a crying baby we presume to be Sabrina. The parents walk off towards the altar, where they place the baby alongside another. When Sabrina lifts back the blankets off the babies’ feet, one has human feet, the other has cloven.
Malum Malis: Sabrina asks the apple if she should be baptised and when she bites it the apple, the fruit turns entirely to maggots. The vision it shows her is in red and shows ash in the air, burning, and thirteen witches hanging from the tree. The tree trunk then begins to break open and out steps the Dark Lord in his full goat-like form. While Sabrina watches in horror, there is a light behind her that looks like the fires of Hell she summons as Sabrina Morningstar in the Part 3 finale.
Mythology: 
Witch Hunters are mentioned as a legitimate and current threat, and witches without covens are considered ‘easy pickings’. 
Zelda laments not having had ‘long pig’ for dinner in ages, confirming the coven indulges in cannibalism. 
Their coven is called the Church of Night. 
The Book of the Beast is the name of the Dark Lord’s Book
‘Dark Lord’ is the church’s name for Lucifer. 
Witches have a Witches’ Mark, a spot on their body that does not bleed. 
There is a council of witches, simply called the Witches’ Council or The Council for short. Among being a clear source of government within the covens, they also have a registry of familiars. The Familiar Registry is a catalogue for choosing one of the familiars that have been purposefully bred for service to witchkind. 
Familiars are goblins who have taken on the shape of animals in order to better serve their witch masters.
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She broke the first rule of the internet: Never read the comments. 
The People of the Stars
Lantern Year 6 for Draco Vita:
Estel was gone, and in truth Undomiel wasn’t sure he could pick up the pieces. The Settlement reassured him, the Tyrant promoted him, but he was nothing like her. He didn’t have that same passion, the same drive, the inherent need that Estel displayed. He wasn’t convinced he could lead and it showed. The other hunters regarded him, but each listened and followed his orders to varying degrees. Fang was especially rebellious. He constantly pushed and argued, his thoughts consumed on destroying their enemies. Eventually to make peace Undomiel made an arrangement with Fang. To hunt down Talon’s killer. To avenge Fang’s brother at long last. 
They gathered their weapons. They readied their packs and medicine. The territories of the forest were forbidden, the monsters that dwelled there unknown, yet they had to take that risk. Because to remain as they were wasn’t working. The Tyrant did nothing to dissuade or propagate their decision. If they were to grow they would do so by their own terms. 
Hunt Phase:
May who Hunted had learned much from her sister. Although she hadn’t her love of flora, she had learned from her to respect the power of botanical remedies and potions. She carried with her a scythe to procure herbs and plant matter, and knew a spot for the hunters to gather berries and rest and if they were lucky, craft some healing ointments. 
The survivors stop in a clearing and bed down for the night. Suddenly Undomiel is grabbed by a spindly creature that attempts to drag him away. The others wake with a start and managed to stave off the creature without incident. The rest of the night passes without further incident. 
While journeying through the forest the Hunters come upon a creaky carriage. The carriage is carved on every side with lurid faces, and a massive, twitching eye adorns the front, the door a waiting, open mouth. Out of a small window, a gnarled hand beckoned them closer. The Hunters wary of strangers continue on. 
Battle With the Quarry: (Spidicules level 1)
Finding the lair of a Spidicules is far more difficult than they first thought. For such a massive beast it remains entirely illusive, nestled in the safety of its webs. Fang seemed to know the way, and when they entered the lair of one of these creatures the others were left awed and shocked. 
The creature known as Spidicules was far larger than they had first anticipated. Its sinister design evoked a primal fear as its legs shifted to lift its large round body. Something resembling a human face managed a smile across the creature’s features accompanied by dozens of eyes. 
Fang did not care, he did not wait. Moving in without an order, he charged for the monster, hungry to exact the vengeance he believed he was owed. Undomiel gaped at his ally’s rush and called for them to strike. Hoping against hope this would settle Fang’s unease once and for all. 
All good children know to hide when they hear the signs of the knocking ghost. A rapping outside your hovel, a laugh like dried leaves blowing over ground, the shadow of a familiar face disappearing around a corner. 
All bad children that dare go outside when it comes around will be snapped up, never to be seen again. 
They moved as Estel had taught them. Approaching the monster together, each covering the other. Before Spidicules knew what was happening Undomiel’s axe cleaved several of its legs, it pulled back pained and taken aback by the hunters. Fang moved next smashing one of its eyes with a well-timed blow. Then it retreated far beyond their reach, but before it left small spiderlings came pouring from the webbing all around them attempting to surround the hunters. Undomiel narrowly dodged the fangs of a spiderling before stamping it into the dirt. The Hunters knew then, the Spidicules was the prey. 
Spidicules was a far easier killer than any anticipated. Maybe it was because the monster was weak or inexperienced. Perhaps their years of hunting had honed them. Either way, the beast stood no chance. No quarter was given, no mercy extended it was butchered before it could even really begin to defend itself. 
They carved the creature up and began to prepare for their return. Suddenly May shrieked capturing the everyone’s attention. Fang watched as she was pulled into the canopy of the forest and vanished. He moved faster than the others rushing headlong toward the nearest tree scrambling up to give chase. Undomiel barely grabbed Fang about the waist to pull him back. Rushing off alone is a death sentence. Fang screamed in horrible rage clawing at the air after May. Undomiel gave the order to pack up, they would return for May when they could. It was far too dangerous to linger. 
Settlement:
It seemed the revenge of Spidicules wouldn’t end there. The settlement one day woke to find everything and everyone inexplicably covered in a blanket of thick silk. This proven to be surprisingly beneficial as Altera Lumina had developed ways of using the silk. 
ITS ALREADY HERE
There is a story about a darkness so dense and so deep that anyone who saw it was drawn into its inky depths. The story tells of a vast ocean in the depths of the darkness from which no shore is ever visible. Its murky waters teem with the vegetation of a horrible sort: grasping roots and waving, slimy leaves with razor-sharp thorns.
Swimming among the dark water jungles is a squirming shadow of writhing tentacles. Its horror is such a burden on the minds of miserable trespassers that they cannot recall what they have seen. A chilling dread without form, the terror of its approach can be felt so intensely that it cannot be committed to memory.
When she emerged from the dark water pool, she was shivering, desperately trying to speak as she choked on black water. Her pleading eyes desperately searched their faces, until they suddenly widened with horror as she looked out into the emptiness. Bitter, black tears rolled down her defeated face. She was too late. 
She fell slack at their feet, her lifeless body twisting and exploding in a shower of black ichor and red gore. Where did she come from? What did she give her life to tell them? The feeling of dread that followed her to the settlement would not lift.
The body was taken back to Altera Lumina, there the Tyrant looked over the strange human but did little more than scoff. He spoke of the White Speakers, a group he knew little of but the stranger apparently belonged to them.
~~So I know things look bad, but honestly the People of the Stars are starting to gain traction and steam. May isn’t dead, she can be recovered and I was absolutely planning on dealing with Spidicules again this next lantern year. We also have began to see the first inklings of Slenderman. Who knows when the settlement will have to deal with him but until then good luck Draco Vita!~~
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there was a tiktok trend before i deleted it that was like “we ordered the among us potion from the dark web” and people would show off their like makeup and skincare stuff that was really old or fucked up or whatever and i feel really represented by that because ive been using prescription eczema cream i stole from my little brother in 2013 for the past 11 years of my life
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Crimes of Grindelwald:  The Phoenix, the Blood Pact and the Skull -  More Questions than Answers
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When watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (in Newt’s Suitcase) - The Crimes of Grindelwald, many questions arise, first of which is WHERE ARE THE CRIMES? Grindelwald doesn’t really commit any crime in this film, apart from a couple of murders, which, given Grindelwald’s record, can be considered trifles. Unanswered question as of yet.
Many things happening in the film seem to make no or not much sense:
1. What about this mess during Grindelwald’s escape? - What about the blood pact?
2. The For-The-Greater-Good- Narghile-Projector-Skull, 1898
3. Is Credence really a Dumbledore?
4. McGonagall cannot have been teaching at Hogwarts in 1927. In Order of the Phoenix, she says she’s been teaching at Hogwarts for 39 years. And OoP is roughly 70 years after CoG...
I won’t develop more than the first two points. I guess there’s not enough evidence for or against the Credence is a real Dumbledore thingy to make a fair point, yet there are a lot of theories out on the web. And the last point, well, it speaks for itself. So either Production and Rowling changed the canon, which means reprint books with the right dates and review all the data about McGonagall, or admit the film bit with her is crap. Plus she’s so much out of character that it’s just a joke anyway.
1. Grindelwald’s Escape Mess and the Blood Pact Business 
When I watched the beginning of the film, it made no sense to me. Unless, as it dawned on me right after it, Abernathy and Grindelwald had already swapped bodies before the transfer took place, and Abernathy would be the one in the carriage, the Grindelwald without a tongue. SWAPPED BODIES. Yeh. Not used Polyjuice Potion, but actually Transfigured into the other. We know that Grindelwald is a fearfully skilled bloke, but that’s something we haven’t seen yet. I mean he spent a lot of time as Percival Graves, but that was only Transfiguring himself. 
Anyway, had the plan not backfired, Grindelwald would be free and Abernathy would have been tried in London and probably sent to Azkaban since the UK Wizarding Community has no death penalty. Still, that would have given Grindelwald the freedom to act in the shadows and eventually reach his goal, changing the script rather thoroughly.
Now why didn’t this trick work? Why did Grindelwald have to get inside the carriage eventually? Because of the Bloody Blood Pact.
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What is a blood pact?
A blood pact, or blood oath, is an agreement between the parties that is traditionally sealed with a mixing of blood from all who take the oath. It sometimes involves spilling the blood, or drinking it. It can also be a more allegorical description of an oath. The most common is blood-brotherhood, or any kind of pact of non-agression and boundless loyalty between parties. According to some academic sources, blood pacts have been considered from the 12th century onwards as satanic, or primitive and non Christian (what a surprise), thus helping the building of the construct of the barbarian in the Middle Ages. And besides, that makes me smile because what else is the foundation of Christian religion but a blood pact of sorts between Jesus getting crucified and his followers? Pact which is, moreover, re-enacted during every mass by Catholics?
History has many instances of blood pacts recorded. One of them is part of Hungarian history, when the heads of seven tribes swore a blood oath to one amongst them, thus acknowledging him as their leader. It was around 830 AD. The blood was kept in a vessel.
I read that in East Africa, among the Maasai, blood oaths were made to form blood brotherhood, and they meant that no harm could be done among the brothers. That is rather close to what Dumbledore and Grindelwald made. 
In early Mongolia and China, blood brotherhood was seen as something more intertribal than individual. Whole societies were bound together by the oath of two people. It is said that Genghis Khan’s dad was blood brother with his friend, and that the young Genghis Khan himself, when he was still called Temujin, had a sworn brother since childhood.
Some historical events also happened with a ‘blood oath’ that was only so called because of its seriousness, but not involving any real bloodshed. For instance, in 1842, Joseph Smith instituted the endowment ritual in Nauvoo, Illinois, USA. It was later known as the penalty, in Mormonism, and the words and gestures were removed from the rituals in 1990. Critics call it a blood oath because of the words of the actual oath, that speak of bloodshed (like cutting the throat). Similar vows are found in Freemasonry at the beginning of the 19th century.
This side of the Pond, Norsemen used blood oaths to become foster-brothers. That happens for instance in the Icelandic story of Gisli the Outlaw, where the taking of the oath is described in detail. The four men in the story end up not carrying on. They do shed blood on turf together, but at the moment of tying hands, withdraw. Blood-brotherhood is something rather common in Norse mythology too. For example, Loki and Thor are said to have shared blood in the days of old, which is one of the reasons why Loki would be tolerated at all by the Gods.
So apparently, Grindelwald and Dumbledore did something of the like, and they also did, as some cultures would have done  keep the blood in a vessel (and that would include the Holy Grail... no comment) .
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Why did Grindelwald need a blood pact in the first place and why is it he who keeps it and not Dumbledore?
Theories are flooding the wizarding network. One of them is that Grindelwald was nice and happy when he came to visit his auntie in Godric’s Hollow (see pic; from https://www.pottermore.com/features/the-life-and-times-of-albus-dumbledore). Come on, folks. He was already gathering followers in Durmstrang, was expelled for using Dark Magic and was already in quest of the Hallows. I personally think that Grindelwald never was caring and affectionate towards Dumbledore, but always the manipulative, ambitious and unscrupulous bloke we know. A former Voldermort, without Horcruxes. 
Second thing. According to Rowling, Grindelwald was a Seer. Remember that letter in Rita Skeeter’s The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore ? Here it is:
Gellert-
 Your point about wizard dominance being FOR THE MUGGLE’S OWN GOOD - this, I think, is the crucial point. Yes, we have been given power and, yes, that power gives us the right to rule, but it also gives us responsibilities over the rules. We must stress this point, it will be the foundation stone upon which we build. Where we are opposed, as we surely will be, this must be the basis of all our counter-arguments. We seize control FOR THE GREATER GOOD. And from this follows that we meet resistance, we must see only the force that is necessary and no more. (This was your mistake at Durmstrang! But I do not complain, because if you had not been expelled, we would never have met.)
Albus
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, chapter 18, pp. 395-396
Well. Here’s a theory based on this: How come Grindelwald went to meet Dumbledore just after the latter graduated from Hogwarts? How come he suddenly discovered Bathilda was family? Bathilda who lived across the road from the Dumbledores in Godric’s Hollow. If Grindelwald was a Seer, he might have Seen that Dumbledore was the man to thwart him in the future. He might also have Seen this letter. So would he want to finish his education in Durmstrang or get to the man who was to be his downfall but who was to fall in love with him? The other most powerful wizard of his generation? Maybe Grindelwald actually got himself expelled intentionally, to be free. I argue it’s Grindelwald’s ambition, fear and cunning that drove him to Godric’s Hollow, that he never had the slightest bit of positive feeling towards Dumbledore, and that he came intentionally to find a way to keep Dumbledore out of his way: the Blood Pact. 
BUT. Love is one of the main themes in Rowling’s wizarding world. Love as a means of protection. I therefore argue that the Blood Pact is NOT the thing that actually prevents the two men from fighting each other. It would only work as a magical artifact if both wizards’ intentions were pure and positive. So Grindelwald used Dumbledore as a weapon against Dumbledore himself. His love for Grindelwald is the thing that prevents Dumbledore from attacking, not the Pact. I think the pact acts like a Prophecy: it only works because one makes it work. So Grindelwald relies on Dumbledore’s love as a protection. Dumbledore was completely besotted with Grindelwald and Grindelwald used that as much as he could. That is also why Grindelwald had to keep the Pact and not Dumbledore: because it had no affective value for him, and he most certainly would not seek to destroy it, whilst Dumbledore might, once he realised he had been manipulated. That might also account for the pretty thorough bit of thinking that Dumbledore must have made about Love and about Prophecies… and that he shares with Harry in Half-Blood Prince, for instance.
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So basically the Pact is Grindelwald’s ultimate protection against Dumbledore because Dumbledore loves Grindelwald. All right. Now how come, if that is the case, that by the end of the film Grindelwald hasn’t noticed that the thing had disappeared (remember, Newt’s Niffler nicked it during the Père Lachaise rally)? He was so keen on getting it back at the beginning, in the flooded carriage… I mean normal people would check their possessions after a meeting like the Père Lachaise one. Moreover, I don’t think that they only just arrived in Nurmengard when the final scene takes place. So why not worry about the Pact? Is the feeling of completion of having Credence finally in his grip so overwhelming that the pact is forgotten? A bit like Voldy doesn’t feel it when the first Horcruxes are destroyed?
I’m also curious about how the Pact is going to be destroyed and why it does take another 18 years. Provided it is destroyed. Fighting without destroying the Pact might get us back to the Dumbledore-Aberforth-Grindelwald duel that resulted in the death of Ariana. I don’t think any of the three wizards killed her, but her death might have impressed upon Dumbledore the power of Grindelwald, his unscrupulousness, and the might of the Pact as an obstacle to their confrontation.
2. The For-The-Greater-Good-Narghile-Projector-Skull, 1898
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My first impression on seeing this skull in the hands of Grindelwald’s assistant Rosier made me think of a Muggle magic show. Impress people, show them stuff they don’t or can’t grasp. Lure them. Pure Grindelwald. Pure any dictator.
The Skull is a human one, without the lower jaw. It is engraved with Grindelwald’s symbol, the double G that reminds me so much of a swastika. It also has a date, 1898, and a German inscription: ‘Für das Größere Wohl’, which translates to ‘For the Greater Good’, and which is supposedly Grindelwald’s motto. It was also used by Dumbledore in that letter he sent his ‘friend’ in 1899 when they met in Godric’s Hollow (see above). People all over the internet tend to say Dumbledore invented the phrase. Well he did not. It was coined way earlier, and for instance it was used by Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) who was a British jurist, philosopher and advocate of utilitarianism and animal rights. In the ideological duel that opposed Dumbledore and Grindelwald, using a phrase from utilitarianism is full of sense. Utilitarianism is a moral theory that explores the ethical reasons of action. An action can be morally acceptable or not, depending on its consequences. In our situation it’s the debate about why wizardkind should rule the Muggles. The reason for seizing power is different in both men. Dumbledore has positive ideas, Grindelwald thinks domination.
Many theories are out in the wild about the date on the skull. 1898 is one year before Grindelwald and Dumbledore met. If we stick to the idea that Grindelwald had a vision of the letter mentioned above, then he could have taken the phrase from there to use it and lure Dumbledore. He might also have simply come across it, but he doesn’t seem to me like someone who’d delve into philosophy books, nor care about what people thought. Using the quote is proof he’s manipulating people around him, for sure, and maybe he used the letter, maybe not. 
The weirdest bit to me is the narghile-projector. The Skull appears to be an object used by Grindelwald to project his visions so that other people can see them. A bit like a Pensieve, but with the show-off factor. The thoughts are actually blown into it via the mouth, whilst in the Pensieve, it is quite rational that they would come from the head and not the lungs. They are blown through a hose that is actually connected to the back of the skull, not the Foramen Magnum (the hole where the spinal marrow reaches the brain and only hole sizeable enough in a skull, apart from the eyes, nasal cavities and mouth). So I guess the skull was damaged to attach the hose. I mention this because it’s again showing how much respect Grindelwald has for anything. 
Grindelwald is a Seer, according to Rowling. So when he projects images of WW2 during his meeting in the Lestrange Vault in the Cimetière du Père Lachaise, he’s actually using this incredibly powerful way to get people to rally his cause: fear. Using the threat of a second war after peoples having barely recovered from the first, and economy being on the brink of implosion, is a very cunning move. Fear has always been the main vehicles of the rise to power of dictators. They need to be feared because the usually fear everyone. I won’t be analysing this too much here, because I’m planning another paper about that very issue.
To summarise, we can simply say the Skull is a way to show off and intimidate people. Next to that, even Circus Arcanus is schoolyard stuff.
3. The Phoenix
I’m not willing to discuss weather Credence is Aurelius and where he would be from. I don’t reckon there is enough evidence to make a point. However, I want to have a look into the phoenix, as a bird.
Let’s start with basics for beginners: Newt’s book. It is said that the Phoenix is the only creature that Newt might not have encountered on his travels. Might be he saw one in Dumbledore’s office, who knows when he got Fawkes. Ministry of Magic rating for the Phoenix is XXXX, which is ‘dangerous’. A footnote in the book mentions that the rating is not due to the fact the bird would be dangerous, which it is not, but to the fact that few wizards are known who have tamed one. According to Scamander, Phoenixes are found in Egypt, China and India, are peaceful and gentle, and have never been known to kill. They eat only herbs. 
The most notable fact about Phoenixes is their capacity to die by bursting into flames and regenerate from their own ashes, their ability to disappear and reappear at will (a power they share with Diricawls), and the fact that their tears have extraordinary healing powers, and can act against venoms as potent as Basilisk’s. Oh. Phoenix songs are magical too: they give the pure of heart courage and increases the fear of the impure.
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Scamander’s allegations about Phoenixes being found in Egypt are confirmed by Muggle archaeology: Egyptians in Heliopolis worshipped a solar heron-like bird called Bennu (see picture above), but the information about this bird is scarce and subject to much controversy. The Chinese culture has a phoenix too, indeed, who is called fènghuáng. It shares some characteristics with our European phoenix. In China, its qualities are, besides being the female part of the dragon-phoenix yin-yang duo (see picture below), symbols of fire, the sun, justice, obedience, and fidelity. Remember Dumbledore speaking about Fawkes? ‘He’s really very handsome most of the time: wonderful red and gold plumage. Fascinating creatures, phoenixes. They can carry immensely heavy loads, their tears have healing powers and they make highly faithful pets.’ (Chamber of Secrets, chapter 12, p.225). Faithfulness going to the point that if someone is faithful enough to their master, they can help them out of tricky situations, as we saw in Chamber of Secrets. 
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Other cultures have phoenixes or phoenix-like birds: the Russians have the Firebird, the Japansese the Hō-ō, northern America the Thunderbird from Native American traditions (and Newt’s book). The Native American Thunderbird is part of the North West Coast (pic below, from https://pnsn.org/outreach/native-american-stories/thunderbird-and-whale/thunderbird-and-whale-stories/list-of-stories ) and Midwest Plain cultures, and has different statuses in each region. However, the notions of power, protection and strength are common to all. For instance, in Algonquian culture, the Thunderbird rules the upper world, while the earth part is the kingdom of the underwater panther or Great Horned Serpent (rings a bell? :P ). In Menominee culture, there is also this opposition between the Thunderbird and the Great Horned Serpent, but it is more of an actual manicheistic fight: the Thunderbird prevents the Great Serpent from overrunning the earth, and it controls rain and hail. However, in Menominee culture, Thunderbirds are the messengers of the Sun. So this draws a parallel with the Egyptian Bennu. Other cultures also feature the fight with the underwater spirits. In Ojibwe culture, for instance. They also state that the Thunderbird was created by Nanabozho especially for this purpose. Ok I think I’ll stop here and plan a paper about the Thunderbird. But what can be said is that somehow I feel like the Thunderbird is a sort of equivalent of our Eurasian Phoenix variations.
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The phoenix is also an alchemical symbol. It symbolises the perfection of Quintessence (the fifth element, also called Ether). It also symbolises the Three Principles (Tria Prima: salt, mercury and sulphur, which relate to any triad in the world, like for instance energy, matter and entropy). Paracelsus adds that it refers to the fundamental matter, also called energy, dark energy, creative chaos, or the formless essence that defines all matter. Some authors go as far as saying that this means the phoenix is ‘the completely healed, perfected human being’, the one that has integrated himself so much that they don’t need their physical body anymore. All this talk about perfection and all that also means that eventually, phoenixes are related to the ultimate goals of Alchemy, which, in addition to healing and perfection, are the Elixir of Life and the Philosopher’s Stone… rings a bell?
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Now all this makes Phoenixes quite special and, let’s face it, sort of the perfect birds for a bloke like Albus Dumbledore. Still. Why would phoenixes be the Dumbledores’ birds? In Crimes of Grindelwald, Dumbledore states that in their family, a phoenix will always appear to one who is in dire need of help. Why single Dumbledores out? And anyway, how and when did Fawkes come to Dumbledore? The only answer we have for sure about that last question is that it came before 1938 and was grown enough at that time to give two tail feathers to Ollivander to use as wand cores. As we know, one of them ended in Tom Riddle’s yew wand, which he got in 1938, and the other in Harry Potter’s holly wand. About the other questions, it’s a big ‘search me’. For the moment.
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PS: Any comments, questions, critics or additional info welcome! :)
Online Sources
Blood pact:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyar_tribes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_oath_(Hungarians)
https://dailynewshungary.com/mythical-blood-oath-this-is-what-the-leaders-of-the-7-hu-tribes-said/
Phoenix:
https://www.boutique-of-arts.com/the-alchemical-phoenix/ 
http://www.levity.com/alchemy/alcbirds.html 
Thunderbird:
http://www.native-languages.org/thunderbird.htm 
https://pnsn.org/outreach/native-american-stories/thunderbird-and-whale/thunderbird-and-whale-stories/list-of-stories
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Guys if I unironically wanted to make fan content for the story of the “we ordered the among us potion from the dark web” video would you think I’m weird. It’s genuinely a decent story if you take it with a sense of humor.
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AU Week One: Mythical Creatures
Welcome to the first alternate dimension Dr. Iota Vasiliev was pulled into: the kingdom of Valmoor! In this universe, humans coexist with the mythical creatures of folklore and fairytales. The residents of Valmoor share a striking resemblance with the citizens of the YSWPO, but with a twist. They are all supernatural/mythological creatures! They have backstories and relationships contrasting from their human counterparts in our reality, which is sure to make for some pretty unique interactions!
Dates: August 15th ─ August 21th Genre: Fantasy, Supernatural, Medieval  Tags: #intrpAU, #intrpmythos
For this event, you must choose on of the following creatures for your characters to turn into. You can have as many of the same species as you’d like, though we ask that you try to diversify your selections so we don’t end up with 20 of one species and none of another. Please read under the cut to learn about the different mythical creatures available to choose from in Valmoor.
Vampires (2 types)
Moroi: These vampires are born rather than created, and thus age and eventually die. They usually live to be around 130 years. Contradictory to many myths about vampires, touching silver has no harmful effect on them and sunlight only weakens them. The Moroi are ruled by an aristocracy of 15 council members and headed by a queen. Only two Moroi parents can have a Moroi child. If a Moroi and a human have a child, it is born as a hybrid called a Dhampir. These hybrids almost entirely human except for their above-average senses and physical abilities. Moroi have enhanced speed, strength, eyesight, and smell. In terms of looks, Moroi look human for the most part. They tend to be paler than than their Dhampir cousins because of their nocturnal lifestyle, along with being a few inches taller than average.
Strigoi: Your classic horror story type vampire. They are undead and immortal - forever stuck at the age they were turned. Silver burns Strigoi and exposure to sunlight can kill them. Strigoi are created when a Moroi drains someone entirely of their blood (resulting in death), or when a creature of a different species dies with a sufficient amount of Strigoi blood in their body. When turned, Strigoi lose most of their humanity/morals and become motivated solely by desire. Other species that are turned into Strigoi lose any magic they had. Strigoi have super speed, strength, smell, and night vision. In terms of looks, Strigoi are characterized by their red ringed irises and generally pale/almost sickly looking skin.
Werewolves
Werewolves usually don’t look any different form humans. Their appearance does shift to become a little more animalistic when they’re feeling strong emotions; whether those be lust, anger, or sadness. When they do this kind of partial shift, their eyes will become more wolf like, their nails grow sharper, and their fangs start to make an appearance. In their wolf form they look like a normal wolf – albeit larger. Abilities include an enhanced sense of smell, hearing, speedy, and strength. Werewolves can shift at will, but are forced to every full moon. During full moon transformations, werewolves lose their humanity and will not remember anything they do that night the morning after. Young werewolves go through a lot of partial shifting as they mature and go through puberty, but a full transformation doesn’t typically occur until they’re sixteen. Werewolves are typically a species that are born rather than created, but there are cases of humans forcibly turned into werewolves when severely scratched during a full moon. These kinds of werewolves struggle with their controlling their abilities and often go through a full transformation when strong emotions like anger are provoked. 
Extra: There is a longstanding rivalry between the werewolves and Moroi vampires. This hatred has come about because of how easy it is for them to kill each other. If deep enough, a bite from a Moroi can kill a werewolf, and vise-versa. Incidents of one species biting the other out of spite brought about war long ago, but a treaty was reached when the dragons and mages interviewed.
Fae (2 types)
Seelie: One of the most recognizable mythical beings from fairytales, in Valmoor, fae are divided into two races: Seelie and Unseelie. Seelie have brightly colored eyes/wings and a slight shimmer to their skin. Their abilities include communication with animals, an advanced ability to make healing salves, flight, growing/manipulation of plants, ecological empathy, light-bending, and the ability to change their size from that of a human to only six inches tall. All fae have wings similar to that of a moth, butterfly, or dragonfly, though there are some with wings that resemble other winged insects. They have pointed ears and unusually colored eyes. There is a glimmer to both Seelie and Unseelie’s wings. Among most other species (elves especially) Seelie are the favored kind of fae. In terms of personality, Seelie are typically the more helpful, good natured race of fae.
Unseelie: One of the most recognizable mythical beings from fairytales, in Valmoor, fae are divided into two races: Unseelie and Seelie. Unseelie have darkly colored eyes/wings and a grayish tint to their skin. Their abilities include communication with animals, a natural affinity for making poisons, flight, rotting/manipulation of plants, and the ability to change their size from that of a human to only six inches tall. Unlike Seelie, Unseelie are capable of performing spells and charms, though only of the dark variety and with lots of difficult practice. All fae have wings similar to that of a moth, butterfly, or dragonfly, though there are some with wings that resemble other winged insects. They have pointed ears and unusually colored eyes. There is a glimmer to both Seelie and Unseelie’s wings. Among most other species (elves especially) Seelie are the favored kind of fae - a fact that has left most Unseelie feeling bitter and antagonistic towards Seelie. In terms of personality, Unseelie are typically the more reclusive, cunning race of fae.
Elves
Elves look very similar to Seelie fae, though they lack any wings. Unlike the fae, they also cannot change size and are actually rather tall. They have striking features, pointed ears, and sharp facial structures. An elf’s enhanced senses are very useful when they are hunting or fighting. Their ecological empathy and communication with animals can also come in very handy in a variety of situations. Elves hold themselves to high standards and don’t like getting involved in other species’ problems. They were content to sit back and watch the Moroi and werewolves destroy themselves during the 100 year war between the two species - which more than likely would have happened if the dragons and mages hadn’t intervened. Elves have a close relationship with the Seelie and a hatred of gargoyles that no one can remember the reasoning behind.
Merpeople
Merpeople are known for being beautiful both in and out of the water. In the water, they have fish - of any kind, including shark, dolphin, or even squid/octopus - lower halves as well as webbed hands. Gills are also high up on their necks near their ears. When out of the water, they look very human aside from the scales or strange coloring often found on their legs and hips. While the webbing on their hands becomes smaller while on land, it still exists. Merpeople need to spend about an hour in water every day since staying out of the water for longer than 72 hours can be detrimental to their health. Their abilities include breathing underwater via their gills, shifting between a tail and legs, enhanced speed when swimming, siren’s song (hypnotic singing), and the power to create storms as they get older.
Witches
Commonly mistaken with mages, witches are not born with magic, so they have to rely on items like charms and potions in order to practice their craft. Many spells witches perform require them to place rune markings on their bodies - which is what physically differs them from humans. Only humans can become witches, seeing as how most other species already have magic flowing through their veins or are biologically incapable of practicing magic. Witches either live in large covens or out on their own.
Familiars
Familiars are a witch’s closest companion. They are animals with the ability to shift into a human form that share a deep emotional/magical connection with a single witch. In terms of abilities, familiars can sense when their witch is in trouble, teleport to their companion no matter where they are, perform minor defensive spells, and calm their witch’s emotions. When in human form familiars still retain an animalistic element (chameleon skin, cat ears, etc).
Mages
Commonly mistaken with witches, mages are born with magic rather than having to rely on items like charms and potions to practice. Typically, a mage only has one specific ability (firebending, communication with animals, invisibility, etc), but there have been a few cases of mages with two affinities. Mages are the byproduct of two parents of the same species or a human with a member of another species. Vampires are the only species whose procreation with a human can not result in a Mage, seeing as how all Moroi+human children are Dhampirs. The only physical difference between a mage and human are their bright, almost glowing eyes. Mages can practice other types of magic by using magic items like a witch, but their affinity will always be their strongest ability. 
Dragons
One of the oldest species in this reality, dragons see themselves as the overseers of peace in Valmoor. Dragons can take on a human form, though it’s rather easy to tell what their true form is. Scales that can be found all over their bodies and a pair of suspiciously reptilian eyes give them away instantly. Some even have a small pair of horns. More often than not they also tend to have a larger/more muscular build than other creatures. In their dragon form, they come in a variety of colors and builds, but most can be separated into two distinct races. One race looks like that of the dragons of European stories, while the other is very similar to the dragons of East Asian legend. The European-esque dragons breathe fire, have wings, and are a tad greedy. The Asian-esque dragons are slimmer, can swim underwater rather than breathe fire, and can fly using magic rather than a pair of wings.
Shapeshifters
One of the trickiest species in Valmoor, shapeshifters are one of the only neutral parties in the kingdom. They’re neither inherently good nor bad - indifferent to the problems of other species and without any alliances. Every shapeshifter has their original form that they were born with and transform back to when asleep, and all their different looks are vaguely similar to that form. There are limits to what a shapeshifter can transform into, but they keep that secret close to the chest. Shapeshifters are the hardest creatures to track or get ahold of because they can change into the appearance of someone else at any given moment. Because of that, many of them turn to a life of crime because of how much they can get away with. Shapeshifters also have an enhanced endurance and night vision. Accidental shifting can sometimes occur when their emotions are heightened and they lose mental clarity. There have even been cases of mental blocks that prevents a shapeshifter from shifting altogether. 
Incubi/Succubi
A subspecies of demon, Incubi (male/gender neutral) and Succubi (female) are the most alluring creatures of darkness you’ll find in all of Valmoor. They have a bad reputation among every species except for Strigoi, and for good reason. This nocturnal species feeds by draining the lifeforce of other living beings via sex. Powers of this species include super strength/speed, emotional manipulation, and the ability to enter dreams via the mindscape. Inucbi/Succubi also have the ability to alter their appearance to better match their prey’s ideal person; not to be confused with shapeshifters, who are the only creatures that can transform into the appearance of another species, animal, or gender. The only way to distinguish an incubi/succubi from a human (aside from their extreme beauty) are the black horns on their heads. When feeding an incubi/succubi’s eyes also turn entirely black, but by then it’s usually too late to escape. Partnerships between incubi/succubi and Strigoi vampires is fairly common. The demons lure in prey, get what they want from them, and then leave the weakened body for their Strigoi partner to feed off of. It’s a mutually beneficial partnership  not to mention Strigoi are the one of the only species that incubi/succubi can engage in sex with without the fear of killing their partner (since there is no lifeforce to drain). All incubi/succubi eventually die, but depending on how much lifeforce they drain, they can live for a very, very long time.
Gargoyles
The only nocturnal creatures of Valmoor that aren’t inherently harmful to humans. Gargoyles become stone during the day, but come to life as soon as the sun slips below the horizon. Even when they aren’t literal stone, they still retain a stoney coloration/feeling to their skin. Another attribute that differentiates them from humans are their giant bat wings. Their wings are too large to retract like a fae’s more delicate wings, but they have to be huge in order to carry such a heavy creature off the ground. Because of their solid stone-like skin that protects them from attacks, gargoyles are too heavy to swim. Their abilities include super strength, speed (when flying), and endurance. Gargoyles are the only species other than Strigoi that are immortal. They are sculpted by stonemasons and then brought to life by witches or mages, never aging and only dying if something breaks their body apart.
Dwarves
Dwarves are (debatably) the most dependable, loyal, and stubborn species in Valmoor. They are short, generally stout creatures that are make up for their size with their super strength, great memory, and enhanced endurance )that fantastic memory is probably why keep grudges for so long). Most typically live in mountainous areas in large clans, but many choose to live in cities instead to make trading easier. Dwarves’ skill at working with metals and irons and mining for ore is famously unmatched by any other species. Young dwarves are raised to always be combat ready and are given increasing doses of different poison in order to build up an immunity by the time they’ve reached adulthood. Dwarves are born resistant to extreme temperatures, which is very helpful when you live in frigid mountains and spend most of your days underground working hard in hot caverns.
Spirits
Spirits - the great mystery of Valmoor. They are the souls of the deceased that linger if they had unfinished business while still alive, or simply refuse to move on to the next life. None of them can see the ‘other side’ and answer questions about life after death, or at least, if they can, they don’t/can’t say so. They don’t retain any memories from their previous life - only an innate need to find/do something - but over time they can regain them. Depending on how long a spirit has been around for and how much energy they’ve absorbed from their environment, a spirit can range from being completely undetectable (newer spirits typically can’t be seen/heard for a little while) to being fully corporeal. Most wander around as translucent figures that are often mistaken as blurry vision out of the corner of your eye. A spirit’s abilities gradually increase from being able to speak to the living, to interacting with solid objects, to conjuring up a physical form of their own (translucency can fluctuate) to possession of a living soul. Only spirits that have been around for a very long time are capable of possession, and even then it still very difficult.
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*~Venus Signs~*
Venus in Aries: Men with this placement are attracted to feisty, sassy, passionate women. They appeal to women by showing their boldness. Secretly, they want a woman to get on top and ride them! Women with Venus in Aries like to dominate a man, express sass, and they are full of va va voom as lovers! She gets herself in trouble as she sometimes speaks with a sharp tongue. She’ll just as easily knock someone down with her attitude, as she’ll stick up for herself without inhibition! Aphrodite carries a flaming torch thru unexplored lands, leading others behind her. Marching bravely, sometimes acting carelessly, she learns lessons the hard way as she assumes she knows what other people will say or how scenarios turn out. She doesn’t often look before she leaps, the vitality within her doesn’t have time to wait and think things thru; this could actually be a virtue in the sense that she can quickly respond to crisis. Acting on impulse propels her to be a go-getter; truth is, we need impulsive people just as much as we value cautious people. The zest in her soul drives her to persist, there’s hardly any joys she will have missed! Her adventurous spirit always finds something to do, in an instant, she rises anew.
Venus in Taurus: Men with this placement value commitment and stability in relationships. Either their lover is entirely committed to them or they don’t want a relationship at all. They savor comfort food and enjoy playing music. Their patience allows her to understand what’s going on before acting. Women with Venus in Taurus are very charming and have the ability to get along with many people because they have a pleasant disposition (unless other items in their chart indicate chaos). People with Venus in Taurus often indulge in sweets! Gee I wonder who raided the cookie jar? ;) Aphrodite basks in the sunlight, surrounded by the tenderness of newly sprouted daisies and newborn animals. Squirrels scurry up a budding tree, lizards saunter at her toes... She picks a fresh pair off the branch, playing a flute as the wind blows... Spring chicks chirp as she stops to smell the roses.
Venus in Gemini: Men with this will try to appeal to women by learning a variety of subjects, they know how to chat a woman into bed ;). They value women with intelligence. Venus in Gemini charms people on by being adaptable. Gaining knowledge is one of the greatest pleasures, as they can use their varied interests to appeal to many different love prospects. Their fickle nature is curious about many types of people that they don’t always know what they want. They can date around with a lighthearted attitude, appreciating people of various walks of life, cohorts, styles, and skillsets. A pleasing voice aids them in their talent of persuasion. Women with a Gemini Venus are curious to get with a variety of men (or women). The duality of Gemini may be inclined to attraction of more than one gender; or even power play, alternating between D/s roles. Kinks, toys, sex positions, and different kinds of sex are treated with an open mind, experimentation is playful! Venus in Gemini is a jester in love, sometimes they treat it like a game and don’t realize they’ve led someone on. They’d rather not be pinned down as they’re a natural flirt. Their intellect tends to be scattered, learning bits of many subjects without mastering any. They struggle with commitment in love or projects, unless other planets indicate otherwise. For the most part, they live to experience all that life has to offer, getting a taste of many flavors of romance, their sex life, food, and various art movements.
Venus in Cancer: The way to their heart is thru a home cooked meal. Their self-esteem is highest when they have a lifestyle that allows them to flow in their rhythms, they are likely not the type who thrive under pressure or like to be challenged, they’d rather experience security where they can allow their inner child to be expressed. Men with a Cancer Venus are attracted to nurturing women who are motherly. They may subconsciously seek women who resemble their mother, or women who heal their mommy issues. Women with Venus in Cancer express their femininity by intuiting how to appeal to others, they aren’t loud and proud with their female expression, more timid and imaginative. If she has honored the divine feminine, by caring for her body the way that feels right to her, she will shimmer with feminine mystique, pulling in men with her tides of alluring womanhood. Aphrodite dives in the dark creepy depths of the sea, unlocking secrets from a treasure chest buried under sand made of crushed up seashells that were formed thousands of years ago. A peek into the past, she yearns to feel the entire ocean in her heart, to swim in memories so vast... She carries an ocean jasper with her, to hold onto a lost love, she’ll never forget. She admires pearls with iridescence, hoping someone will cherish her essence.
Venus in Leo: Women with this can be bold and expressive, excited to pursue creative projects and they experience physical pleasure with vigor. Compliments make her swoon, she’s a well-groomed babe applying makeup oh so artfully. She is so bright and passionate, she can commit (as Leo is a fixed sign) but the fire of spontaneity can also enjoy flirting with someone just one time to validate herself as a bombshell. Men with Venus in Leo are attracted to confident women who are glamorous. They love to stroke a woman’s ego. Aphrodite dolls herself up with rosy cheeks, bright eye shadow, gold sequins contouring her dashing figure, her hairdo gains attention, and she speaks with pride from her juicy lips. She can daringly make out with someone she barely met.
Venus in Virgo: an earthly sensuality that is physically affectionate and turned off by those who brag. Discerning about how they give out their love, they know what they want in a partner and will not settle! They enjoy critiquing art and ideas. Men with a Virgo Venus respect women who value accuracy in the topics they speak of, and a woman who is willing to get down to work. They make a point to be courteous and considerate, as the Virgo archetype cares to put their best foot forward, realizing that you do need to care what others think in order to be a productive person. However, a life of nitty gritty work turns them cynical to the point of picking out the faults of others. The caution of Venus in Virgo is to become aware of one’s own negativity, learning to be more open and tolerant. These people are modest unless certain placements by the sun or Jupiter suggest otherwise. Aphrodite harvests the fruits of the earth for a feast, nourishing their loved ones with all the essential amino acids.
Venus in Libra: A soft sweet romantic who keeps an open mind, interested in others’ opinions. Libra is an ingenue, with many men drawn to her, she doesn’t want to hurt any of their feelings so she may accidentally lead them on! She can find the beauty in everyone, and she may need someone with strong Virgo in their chart to help her determine who is worth her time, and who may not have best intentions. Libra wishes to be the socialite, spending lots of time with many different kinds of friends without realizing how these friends are influencing her/his thoughts. Libra has that way of compromising discernment when it comes to the truth of a situation in order to go along with the viewpoint that is popular among their friends. A Venus in Libra girl will go along with what their man says, she probably likes to be dominated. An evolved Libra gathers a bunch of information, to seek justice and truth instead of what pleases others. Venus in Libra is very persuasive. With his/her friends, someone with Venus in Libra likes to make others feel included, their fair minded disposition brings everyone together with the goal of increasing harmony in this world.
Venus in Scorpio: This woman is daring and intense, she is not easily impressed! Her abilities of discernment and judgement protect her from getting hurt, but when they do get hurt, heartbreak stings them to the core... People with Venus in Scorpio radiate sexuality and like to have a dramatic appearance and attitude. Men with Venus in Scorpio have a dangerous appeal, they’ve explored darkness that many cannot handle and they might even be kinky. There has to be a genuine emotional connection in your relationships or else you’ll feel unfulfilled. Venus in Scorpio has a chaotic love life as they are addicted to feeling a love that shakes them to the bones! Aphrodite dangles spider webs from her fingertips, her skin is pale as she’s been plotting revenge in her cave instead of basking in the light, she brews a potion of hypnosis in her cauldron; whoever drinks it is doomed to fall madly in love with her... She likes knowing she has power over others, she doesn’t care for diplomacy unless if she’s using it to hide her suspicions...
Venus in Sagittarius: You enjoy dates where you’re exploring new territory, whether that be hiking trails, or conversing intriguing topics. You’re wild and adventurous in your love life even if you’re more cautious and sensible in other areas. Taking chances and trying new activities gives you a thrill. You’re curious about foreign cultures and other peoples’ perspectives. Men with Venus in Sagittarius desire women who are spontaneous and open minded, bonus points if she introduces him to new ideas and places. They tend to be loose with their money, as men with a Sagittarius Venus are generous to a fault, and put off by frugality. They’ll get caught up in the passion of the moment, using up too much of an item, to find themselves with none left later on. If someone with Venus in Sagittarius doesn’t have enough earth in their chart, they struggle with being unaware of consequences until the shit hits the fan. Aphrodite sings a prayer with 108 Tulsi beads, banging a gong under a pagoda, blowing a didgeridoo in the outback for dreamtime, hunting for mescalito in the Sonoran desert, trying a tribal dance on the savannah, playing a harp in the Scottish highlands with fairies...
Venus in Capricorn: You indulge in the pure physical sensation of sex and might not get so emotional about it (unless other factors in the chart say otherwise). You value good quality food and a love prospect has to meet certain standards of yours for you to commit to them, otherwise you enjoy entirely physical connections with the opposite sex. These people are cautious about falling in love, as they are hesitant to be tender and vulnerable in relationships. Men with Capricorn Venus value women with sensibility, superb taste in food, music, clothes, and art. They are horrendously turned off by people who are unrealistic, all over the place, impulsive, or assuming. They cannot stand it when people jump to conclusions, they’re “hold your horses” type of people. Aphrodite expresses herself in a classy suit, she may have flair but it is very refined. Her polished presentation of herself sets a respectable impression. It’s not that she never goes wild, but she waits for the correct time to do so. Underneath her self-conscious tendencies is a satyr enjoying themselves in the forest. Someone with Venus in Capricorn can thoroughly savor their connection to the earth, barefoot on the gems and minerals of the dirt, every pressure point of her toes receives the energy of the stones. Playing the pan flute while gaining a tan from sunbeams, eating their grapes one by one, sauntering thru meadows and mountains, having the patience to notice the mathematical beauty of the ferns in the Fibonacci sequence...
Venus in Aquarius: You appeal to others with adorable quirkiness. You may have the capacity to be detached during sex. From a psychological perspective, someone with an Aquarius Venus might have experienced a heartbreak or trauma that caused them to be detached in how they feel about relationships. Rationalizing one’s romantic life reinforces the idea of being in control of their feelings, even though their love life is chaotic. They can categorize lust from romance from lurve from infatuation, yet their feelings could be so erratic and unstable that they fool themselves into thinking they’re more logical when love isn’t meant to be logical. There can be a neurosis in attempting to understand relationship dynamics. A tendency to be kinky will make this person want to experiment with going wild in the bedroom. Unpredictable people hold their attention! They are turned on by people who stimulate their mind. Venus in Aquarius people value the broad spectrum of gender and sexuality, homophobes lose major points with them. Men with an Aquarius Venus are drawn to chatty women who flaunt their intellect and women who aren’t afraid of strange people. Aphrodite skips up the Ethernet cable, connecting humanity if the internet connection is stable. Networking a group together, harmonizing social dynamics for a grand plan. We’re comrades till the end, brainstorming ideas, testing theories, until you unfriend. Spurts of inspiration, an outcast in cynical contemplation. Seeking reactions by acting life a freakazoid, the free spirit could care less who’s annoyed!
Venus in Pisces gives you capacity to love freely, but the caution is that you put on “rose colored glasses” figuratively when it comes to love. You may put your love interests on a pedestal, getting caught up in the fantasy. You may fall for people who seem kinder than they turn out to be, as you can get carried away with your excitement, to the point of blinding yourself to the flaws of a love interest, only to get hurt in the end. You likely need to learn to understand boundaries, and be firm in sticking to them. Seeking pleasure in escapism, may enjoy having a glass of wine or smoke a bowl to release the pressure of the world. Men with a Pisces Venus are attracted to dreamy girls who go with the flow rather than women who challenge them. They value adaptability rather than someone stubborn. Aphrodite dreams endlessly, perceiving messages from the spirit world, peering into another reality... A sea of psychedelia stares back at her, where do all the whirlwinds lead? "How do I distinguish what I truly need?” Carried away on spending for indulgence, swept away by a new romance, she is enamored by her own brain chemistry. Lost in a blur of pure feeling, in her own world, the collective consciousness is revealing.
--Sellieve Remember, any given planetary placement can be overruled by other factors in the chart. Most of us are contradictory people. Some of your other planets may interact with your Venus in a way that is harmonious or a clash. Feel free to ask me about it! If you’re interested in a reading that synthesizes your Venus placement with the effects of your Mars, with the power of Pluto in your chart, along with the gifts of your Jupiter, contact me, and I am happy to write up a report about your chart! AcaiPsycheLife.tumblr.com/readings
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