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elenorasweet · 11 days ago

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reviewing orders coming in on the website of the company I work for and every third order is american

and the amount of them who leave little notes like "SORRY about the orange idiot, we didn't vote for him! :D" and "lots of love from the REAL america!" really steams my buns

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bitch I don't give a fuck if you voted for him or not you still have to own up to having him as your head of state and we have to deal with tariff bullshit that eats up my evenings giving me a headache and NO, you can't order that item, we aren't shipping it to your country anymore because it's not worth the bitching when you guys see how much we'd have to charge to make it worth it.

like a dozen little messages a day all saying "LOL HE'S NOT OUR GUY" well fucking deal with it he's yours now whether you want him or not

#literally nothing makes me hate americans more at the moment #than the pithy little comments in the order notes #because they know they're ordering from canada and they're embarassed #and want to distance themselves from his shit #WELL YOU CAN'T #FIX YOUR SHIT OR SHUT UP #I can't spit on them at work #even in text #so I will seethe here #and then go back to work #trump #and his fucking people

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xiaq · 1 year ago

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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

#thank god the first people i encountered in the queer community didn't have this shitty pov #because i spent 16 years feeling like an imposter in my ultra conservative christian community because i liked girls and boys #and if my first terrified forays into the queer community told me i was an imposter there as well #unless i performed my queerness to their specific liking #I cant imagine how lost I would have felt #pro tip: if you're telling someone they can't be part of the family unless they deny a part of themselves #you are part of the problem #bisexual #lgbtq #queer #gatekeeping

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cardo-de-comer · 5 months ago

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Sun is always the calm one. While the Moon has more fps, always moves and wants to gnaw on walls, pace around and destroy timelines, the Sun is the one who prevents the chaos, usually by doing nothing. Or at least that's how I see them.

#art #oc #yourenotsupposedtobehere #ynstbh #blender3d #I think these two characters come directly from my experience - i always more active at night as well #i mean you too can't exist when there's so much pressure from sun it gives you a headache and pain in all muscles? no??? just me???

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chiptrillino-art · 11 months ago

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some of these were concepts i drew after chats with @ranilla-bean. others are just me doodeling zuko in SEA inspired clothing (khemer or siam style/ so cambodia or thailand)

#atla #zuko #i... i thought maybe you guys like... to see these as well?#i did a lot #not just for zuko even other characters #outfits are just fun i can'T help myself

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers #oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE #...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen #well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears #SO MANY TEARS #malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING #IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA #god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R #(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this #that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy #though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen #then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED #and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you #on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second #where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all #anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later #now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.

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technically-human · 3 months ago

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He did eventually sign it

#sonic movie universe #stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo #but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married #which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about #anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me #first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is #you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere #then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it #he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official #but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out #also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay #the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official #THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG #you get it i think it's funny

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brainrotcharacters · 10 months ago

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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all-my-ocs-are-evil · 5 months ago

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fun fact: this did not start out as isat fanart

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#I was actually doing some personal writing and when I read it over a few days later I could only hear it in loops voice #speaking of which #i totally recommend watching ShortOneGaming's playthrough of the game #their voices for the characters match so well in my mind i can't separate them XD #also i have no clue why but this took FOREVER #I had the thumbnailing and paneling done so quickly but my motivation to finish it just left me midway through the third page T-T #Even though this is one of the shorter comics I've made (AND NO COLOUR) it somehow took my like twice as long -3-#loop is so fun to draw!#well actually fun to colour would be more accurate lol #also did you know that a keyknife was an actual thing??#I wanted to check if their was an a visual asset of it in the game only to find out they're just everyday objects you can own???#maybe im just seriously out of the loop lol #and i know the buttons are wrong but i was already mostly finished inking by the time i realized so lets just say its a stylistic choice #isat fanart #isat spoilers #sasasaap spoilers #two hats spoilers #cw body horror #??? i think #comic #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital illustration #digital art #isat #isat siffrin #isat loop #in stars and time spoilers #my art #my comic

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milkamel · 4 months ago

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I don't think this guy is good at handling any kind of affection let's be real 🙏

#mmelart #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk crk #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #truthless recluse #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #I feel like Shadow Milk wouldn't accept any kindness well especially from someone who he's attached to lol #Like.. he finds it comforting but also hates it and fears at the same time if you know what I mean #And I can imagine PV secretly trying to give it to him without it being suspicious or something while being Truthless Recluse #Okay idk how to put it into words but I hope you understand my vision here- I can't think properly I don't want it to be way too OOC #They have been on my mind so much I need moreee

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somewhereincairparavel · 6 months ago

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percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)