#WELP lmao

[incorrectrigel]

Ginny: welcome to the “fuck Malfoy” support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that stupid bitch Ginny: but first, a few words from our newest member Theo, sweating: so I may have misunderstood—

[felixschokehold]

I found this writing of mine from February, inspired by this post. Of course, this is an AU where Twilight vampires sleep. You can find this on AO3 as well!

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY WORK.

You had woken up hours before him and were thankful your room was facing East. You loved watching the sun rise as your mate, Felix, slept. 

His mild snores were the only sound in the room as the sun shone through the large window. When the angle was just right, his skin and the sun would create the most beautiful prisms of rainbows and light that would slowly dance across the room as the sun traveled through the sky. 

You sat up against the headboard, taking in the sight of Felix’s large, muscular arms wrapped around his mound of pillows. He enjoyed sleeping on his stomach, and you could see the muscles in his back contract whenever he shifted in his sleep. His black hair stuck out every which way and you couldn’t help but to reach out and run your hand through it. 

Felix inhaled deeply, his dark ruby eyes fluttering awake at your touch. When he saw you he smiled into his pillows and yawned. “Good morning, my love.” He murmured sleepily. He grabbed his pillows and threw them to the foot of the bed and crawled to you. “My dreams missed you.” He buried his face in your lap and wrapped his arms around you. A small grumble left his mouth as he briefly stretched before relaxing onto you.

“I’m sorry,” you frowned, petting his soft hair with one hand and rubbing his smooth, firm shoulders with the other hand. “I didn’t mean to wake you, my sweet.” 

He smiled and nuzzled his face against you, peeking up with one eye. “I have woken up to you every day for over a hundred years, agapi mou.” You smiled, loving when he slipped into his native Greek. “And I will wake to you for thousands more. It will never be enough.” 

You couldn’t help but to smile, feeling your chest swell with love. “I love you, my Felix.” You sighed, still petting his hair. “You will never know how much.” You hugged him close for a brief moment before he moved. 

Felix rolled onto his back, rubbing an eye with one hand, the other still under your legs. “Come, let me hold you.” He turned his head to look at you expectantly. He waved his hand for you to hurry, flashing you a charming smile. 

You wrinkled your nose at him playfully. “I wasn’t done holding you yet.” You pushed yourself away from the headboard and crawled to him, nestling yourself under his arm, resting your head on his chest. 

“Well, you got to watch me wake up this morning, so I think it is only fair for me to hold you. An honest trade, isn’t it?” He planted a soft kiss on the top of your head. 

“Hm.” You hummed softly, nuzzling your face against his chest. “I guess.” You teased, smiling wide. 

Felix began to quietly sing his ancient Greek lullabies to you, his long fingers gently playing with your hair. He did this every time you woke earlier than him. He knew it would put you right back to sleep so he could have his own turn to watch you sleep and later wake up, groggy and smiling up at him. 

You did not fight the feeling when sleep began to blanket your consciousness, smiling softly knowing you would have the privilege to wake up to him.

[parisiangiraffe]

My wig for Adam came just now….its the same shade as my hair 🤨🤨

[exhabigou]

and while reid was away, a thunderstorm swept the neighborhood ... and these four cats decided to welcome themselves in to keep themselves warm and dry from the rain.

[eckproductions]

Okay, I full on made my own DnD character for a one shot campaign (mind you this was my first game ever), turned out I missed almost the whole thing (cause I am an adult with an adult job), played the final 30 minutes of the game cause the DM was late getting back, was able to roll and stun the big bad which lead us to victory as my friend sat beside me and just started yelling shit at the DM about my moves that I still to this day, had no idea on what happened. Overall, Leaka never really saw the light of day with me. Oh well, here she is for everyone to enjoy.

She is a Fighter champion, Minotaur. My sweet herbo 😌

[rinnysmuses]

Oh my trails Playlist is beginning to repeat itself ....]

[cupidbot]

just got the worst haircut of my life never trusting my fellow man again

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

[darkmode-acidstrike]

welp the one thing keeping me alive is out now (totk) and now idk what to do- guess i’ll stay alive to play it?

[duck-in-box]

Y'know that moment when executive disfunction is hitting especially hard and your sitting on the floor and eating funions and drink apple juice

[danielcalmdown]

harry trying to stay sober after martinaise

[kokodain-nation]

i still forget that tumblr no longer defaults to your main blog when reblogging-

[littlecrow4]

I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?

[onionninjasstuff]

[emperiocism]

I'd actually made and finished an entire other jonelias button design, but I decided that I hated it and instead did this one in a day lmao (bless you super best friends omikron lets play for the company)

anyways! the girls are fightinggg

[shandsformation]

plops

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