The thing about searching for flights on British Airways is that they do legitimately offer "Baron/Baroness" or "Viscount/Viscountess" as title options for your personal information.
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Hugging, Kissing and Cuddling HCs for König
I'm trying to see him in another light again after everything I've seen about him, so I decided I'd write something fluffy and nice for him. And then came the realization I never wrote some HCs like these for him in my original posts, so I decided I'd change that! He's Austrian, so naturally I have to love him!
When it comes to hugging someone, König is a bit hesitant. Considering he’s not the most physically affectionate person out there, it’s almost an honor to be receiving an unprompted hug from him. Whether his hugs are long or short depends on the occasion: If he’s proud of you for accomplishing something, then the hug will be rather short lived. Though, he might pick you up and spin you around until you’re dizzy. If you’re sad and need some comfort then his hugs could last a while. He’s not the best with words, he prefers to listen to other people, but if he knows a hug is what usually helps you then he’s willing to do so. Despite being a big and strong lad his hugs are surprisingly gentle, he’s worried about crushing you. He could put his all into them, but then you’d likely end up with a few broken ribs and he doesn’t want that to happen. König is also surprisingly warm, so receiving a hug from him is a rare, but nice experience. Although he does go rigid at the beginning, not knowing what to do, but relaxes into the hug eventually.
Again, he’s not a very physically affectionate person, but isn’t opposed to the occasional peck on the cheek or on your lips either. There is some anxiety whether you’d actually want a kiss from him or not, so he doesn’t kiss you very often, even if you do reassure him that it’s quite alright. He’s a bit tense at first when he presses a kiss to your lips, but calms down eventually. It’s especially bad during the beginning of your relationship, but he’s since gotten better at being calm about it. Since there’s a good chance he’s taller than you he loves giving you a kiss on the forehead. It’s a small but sweet gesture. He doesn’t need to bend down entirely to reach you but he still gets to be affectionate with you. However, if you’re on the taller side, or just as tall as he is, then he’d love to receive kisses to his temple from you. It makes him smile every time you do it. If he’s in the mood for receiving a kiss then he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and nudge you a bit. Or try to get his head in your closer vicinity. Kind of like that one bunny video where the bunny stretches to receive some kisses.
Cuddles with him are a bit more common than hugs actually. However, he refuses to lay down on top of you. If you’re shorter and weaker than him then there’s no chance he’ll put his weight on you, he’s just that afraid of hurting you. If you’re taller or just more muscular, then he might, but he’s still a rather heavy lad. Most he’ll do is put his head on your shoulder while you’re cuddling in bed and are both lying down. Although it’d be a lie to say he doesn’t want to be held. König is alright with being the one to hold you, but sometimes he would prefer to be the little spoon as well. That urge gets especially bad if you’re roughly the same size as him. Sometimes just nuzzling into your chest does the trick for him as well, though. Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair as he does so. Another thing he adores is you sleeping on his chest as he holds you. He gets to hold you close, he gets to protect you and he gets to doze off a bit himself, it’s bliss to him. Sometimes he leans down to press a kiss to your head and accidentally wakes you up like that. He feels bad about it and apologizes profusely, but does chuckle a bit when he sees your disheveled hair and your tired expression that shows you just woke up.
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Do you think it’s cruel that bears are literal killing apex predator machines but look so cute and fluffy.
the greatest tragedy and cruelty of the universe that this beast can look so snuggleable adorable sweet
and yet also be the most lethal beast you will ever encounter
while still looking adorable and snuggleable covered in blood
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It's weird how people paint "daddy issues" and even "mommy issues" as, like, a joke or a failure on part of the person who has those issues, rather than recognizing that daddy and mommy issues stem, for so many people, from abuse. What this all is is just abuse apologia, and nobody seems to either notice or maybe even care.
When somebody with daddy or mommy issues opens up about the "why," I can't ever seem to shake the fact that they tend to have gone through a ton of abuse and bullshit as a child. It's just crazy that other people would look at that and see a joke or a failure of the once-child who was abused.
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Going through the Nevermore comment section is so funny bc every time Annabelle does something south of the moral compass, there's no shortage of shock and outrage despite her VERY clearly stating that everyone besides Lenore was just cannon fodder to her
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it is absolutely hilarious to me that John has spent the last year talking about his #gainz on the Elis and John show, with Elis and Dave so happy for him because they always just are so happy for anyone who doesn’t come off as a typical fitness enthusiast, or anyone with barriers to fitness finding their own ways of enjoying it, encouraging John, telling him how much they admire it all. It is hilarious to me that underneath all that, there was Elis, just casually benching way above John’s best, pulling up like 12 pull-ups on average where John dedicated a section of the podcast one week to when he managed to do 1, and Elis just never told him about it until recently. Because he didn’t want John to get discouraged or disheartened. All this while, meek little Elis, significantly shorter than John (which I mention because the two mention it often), going about his harmless day just cycling all over the country, was capable of absolutely fucking decking John, but he’s just too kind a soul to have done anything at all including even mention it to him, and the dynamic between these two absolutely cracks me up, they are the perfect foils to each other and that’s why even a chat podcast on BBC Sounds that spends 20 minutes talking about gym bro-ing, something I ordinarily wouldn’t stick around for, just becomes such a worthwhile and wonderful listen. Comedy!
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