#WTF BBQ

[hot-girls-favorite-is-daniel]

Out of context quotes day 7:

“I miss the cabin” “me too” “shut the fuck up”

“what is your life goal? Mine is: suing everyone, I don’t believe there is something more possible than that.”

”is there a bomb in your backyard”

“I’m at my prime kidnapping age and no one will take me”

“That was the most disturbing thing I’ve seen….besides that baby being grilled”

[vvarhound]

[yayponies]

ray toro’s guacamole so good mcr said damn! i think we could maybe give this band thing another go

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

wait so NO ONE was gonna TELL me that WILSON buying HOUSE a fucking ORGAN was CANON????

I WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY TELLIE

SLACK JAWED

WATCHING HOUSE PLAY SOME FANCY BLUES

ON THE ORGAN

THAT WILSON BOUGHT HIM

AFTER I HAD READ A FANFIC WHERE THAT HAPPENED

I didn’t think it could get any gayer

BUT IT FUKCING DID Y’ALL

aAAAAAhhHhhHagHhsbfigenbaifbgoabavdiovfbi

[v1x-holo]

DBBQ YOAI reveal 🐺🐺🐺💥👽❤

Note-on-face giraffe himbo man and Froggay my beloved

I'll draw something else w em later jsjsj

[indri-on-ao3]

So the writers sat down to work out the motivation of a complex nonhuman AI many thousands of years old, and they decided to treat her like the jealous secretary in a sexist Seventies film.

[viejospellejos]

El futbolín perfecto no exis…

[darkwood-sleddog]

i like how vermont is currently experiencing a massive natural disaster and the first line out of some tourists mouths online is like "when can i visit? will this impact my trip?" like boo fucking hoo brenda we gotta take care of our own people right now maybe consider thinking about the well beings of locals for once.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Once again thinking about my oc who makes how to do videos that Vulcan kids like to watch, except this time I’m also thinking about “guest stars,” because you just know there’s going to be some things where you need an expert on it for

And originally I was just thinking about pleasant guest stars, and how the Human oc is unknowingly also teaching Vulcan kids how to handle their emotions because the Human is trying a lot of new things that actually scare them, or make them anxious, things like that, but they just calm themselves down on camera and continue doing them

But now I’m thinking about Jim Kirk, specifically aos Jim Kirk, guest starring before he ever became a captain, and it’s “how to ride a motorcycle,” and the whole time, this Human who is usually good at keeping a calm and pleasant disposition, just keeps turning to anxiously tell the camera “don’t do that” because Jim went straight to tricks and stuff that he shouldn’t be showing beginners

Jim Kirk is rewatching this episode as a captain, trying to avoid looking at Bones and Spock as they watch him put himself in danger without proper protective gear on

[columboscreens]

have you heard of or read the cooking with columbo book by jenny hammerton?

i have! here's a sneak peek of it:

unfortunately i don't own it, i already have so many cookbooks, but i certainly wouldn't mind if it came into my possession. you can find the full list and more here.

[fencehopping]

When you're craving BBQ, but you need to send Jodie Foster into space to contact aliens right afterward.

[3ducksinatrenchcoat33]

I started drawing this and it devolved into wtf this is

[abyssmalice]

"—For the last blasted fucking time, I'm a Fatui Harbinger! Not some little errand girl just playing around, and definitely not your errand girl either!"

[gentlerainmorninghush]

paid $9 for 6 chicken wings & half were mediocre 💔

[allriderphantasm]

Just watched a 13-year-old down like 10 hot dogs.

Is that normal? Is that a thing a child should do? Mado and my lil bro are like... just watching as he eats his 11th.

[parsleysagerosemarytimemachine]

Also, thanks and preemptive apologies to those reading my @staff rantings; this is in part cathartic because I don't get to yell here about my actual work's stupid corporate communications and strategies. :)