#WTF is wrong w/ me

[just-clownin-around]

There is something wrong with me

[heavenbarnes]

Pretty please may we have more about Johnny finding your photos in older bf Simon’s phone?

continuation of this

so like i said about older bf!simon who saves all the photos and videos you send him because he likes having a lot to work with. no matter how fucking filthy it might be, he saves it right to his camera roll.

no albums, no hidden folder, no passcode (all things you need to show him when he’s home) photos of your naked body or videos of you humping a pillow and crying his name- all hanging loose in the photos app next to sweet photos of you two on date night or the screenshots johnny had sent him earlier.

that’s where this all went pear shaped, johnny had screenshotted the directions and sent them to simon’s phone. simon was busy assembling his weapon when johnny asked if he could grab those pictures off him.

simon had agreed (well he’d grunted but johnny knew him well enough to translate)

johnny’s thumb was working overtime to get to the screen with the photos app on it (simon doesn’t understand categorising apps so he has like three pages of them) and when he finally finds it, it was already open in the background (simon also doesn’t shut any apps, they’re always running in the back)

in hindsight, the fact johnny went quiet for once should’ve been a warning.

there, in soap’s hot little hand, was a photo of you that looked like it had been taken from the floor. your legs looked amazonian and the pair of knickers you had on hugged the curve of your ass like they were made for you. trailing all the way up your body until he could see your hands cupping your chest.

“jesus christ, L.T- the fuck is this?”

simon casually walked over to join him, looking over his shoulder and grunting again- this time in recognition.

“nah mate, the photos you sent are up ‘ere.”

not a care in the world.

as a long finger reached over to begin swiping through the photos, johnny’s head nearly spun off his shoulders as he was treated to an effective carousel of you in compromising positions.

videos of your legs spread, photos of you in simon’s clothing, close ups, long shots- johnny shifted on his feet in hopes he could adjust himself without hands, without raising alarm.

heat rising in his cheeks, he was close to handing the phone off and telling ghost he’d be back in 15 when a video began to autoplay with a missed swipe and johnny found himself jerking the phone so he could watch it play.

you were on your knees on the bed, back arched and hand between your thighs playing with yourself. your head was rested on the bed, looking back over your shoulder to lock eyes with the camera as a heady moan drifted off your lips.

“si- don’t be gone too long, need you to come home and fill me up”

soap could see stars, they were twirling round his head like somecunt had dropped an anvil on it. his eyes were fixed to the screen in front of him, unable to look anywhere else.

he was snapped back to attention by a dark snicker that came from just on his six. he swore he could feel ghost’s chin resting on his shoulder as the man spoke behind him.

“y’like that, huh? if you ask nicely, i’m sure i could get you one too.”

simon could be generous, but not that generous- you were still his, end of story. but that didn’t mean he couldn’t share something small with his closest.

especially when it was a video of you getting filled up at both ends, just silicone now but who knows what’ll happen when they come back?

[gareis-archive]

icb im still writing its nearly midnight....

[dymitre]

They are having dinner like a happy family 🥹

[whilomm]

note: pollmaker is thinking of the USAmerican lottery system (powerball, mega millions, state lottos, scratchoffs, etc), but poll applies to other countries lotteries systems so long as its still the same concept of "big ol state sponsered gambling shit", but not like casino style gambling. u know what i mean, Lottos.

questions for the tags: how regularly, what stuff you play, if you have limits for yourself, if you feel like its a Problem for you, and for funsies the usual 'first thing youd do if you won the lottery' shit

reblog to have absolutely zero effect on your luck either way. just like, absolutely no change in luck whether you reblog this or scroll past. this is the luck neutral post reblog in the next 30 seconds or dont who give a shit

[dukeofthomas]

why does every reconciliation fic go like this

[bunnys-otome]

wow okay I just had to stop in the middle of playing Leon’s sequel to make this bc I am boiling.

F*CK

ALL MY HOMIES HATE

[keii]

Zen being the coveting third wheel in Yoosung and MC's relationship, but yet they're still friends lmao

[leascno]

misc. les mis doodles while i’ve been travelling

[jakexneytiri]

ha. ha ha ha. not me thinking about how avatar 3 will start. let’s say it starts with lo’ak getting ready for his iknimaya. but he has to make one stop first. to see his big bro. bc he doesn’t know if he can do this. and we see neteyam reassuring him that he’ll be just fine. so lo’ak leaves, and obviously passes. and the first person he wants to tell? neteyam. so he slips away during the celebration, back to his brother. neteyam is smiling. proudest big bro, saying “i knew you could do it, baby bro.”

[dymitre]

“Did you think defeating me was worth it?! Think Rodney, think!”

[semiotomatics]

getting my blood stolen for the first time in living memory pls pray for me

[suntara]

I apologise for being fucking deranged

[atlabeth]

ok i am so gd bad at interacting with people on tumblr because most of the time i just post my writing and disappear, i havent had the time to read stuff lately but i would love more mutuals!!! especially pjo writers because ive been a pjo kid since like second grade and i wanna be more involved. so if you write for pjo/luke specifically then please comment or rb and ill give you a follow!!

[beautifulmorningstar]

Frick. Vampire-hunting woman and female vampire is like my fuckinf downfall and comes second only to lesbian hero/villain romance

[vcutparis]

bravemon clip.