Dude, I just want a cabin in the woods away from people, ya know?
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The real adult sport is watching the radar because damn that grass needs rain and also mainly I want sky violence, but as the real adult sport, I'm just likely to be disappointed.
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today has been so good very productive. refilled the water in my car, went shopping, SCRUBBED my whole bathroom clean, threw the mats in my bathroom into the washing machine and hung them out to dry, did all the dishes and cleaned the recycling ive been putting off for literal months.
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This turtle has a bit more than algae growing on its shell
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Fog and Sun, Sea and Stone The Monterey Coast, 1980
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Every single one of y'all fuckers who talks like this would die after a week on a farm in the modern day let alone doing pre industrial farming. Apologize to every farmer right fucking now.
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Eddie to his Tiktok following: Hey guys, it’s currently eight AM on a Saturday and we just got back from the grocery store because Stevie here needs to make a pie for our neighbor and sworn enemy, Diane.
Steve: You don’t understand because you didn’t grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, Eddie. This is warfare. She brought us cookies.
Eddie, sarcastically: Wow, thank god I grew up in a trailer park where I never got hate-crimed like this.
Steve: She’s saying that we suck
Eddie: Or, and consider this, she was just being nice? Maybe she was making cookies and wanted to share.
Steve: They’re oatmeal cookies, Eddie
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I keep coming across ABSOLUTE GOLD while thrifting and now I have to choose between two impossibly good options, so I would like to formally ask yalls onion:
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