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A lot of my colleagues comment on how good my Japanese is because I can use interjections pretty well despite the fact my actual speaking is garbage. I always know when to say "えっ" and "やばい" and "え〜そうなの" and "いえいえいえ" and "そっか" and "そうだね" and every single time they're like "wow! You're like a native speaker!" and I'm like okay but I can't form an actual sentence that's more than 4 words long and if you make me use grammar my brain will catch fire
#nutcracker nihongo#langblr#japanese langblr#i'm good at interjections from the hundreds of hours i listen to kids using them#i'm bad at speaking because most of my japanese input is listening to kids speaking total bullshit#from wednesday: 'hey teacher. if i drink a liter of water and there's also a fish in it how much water did i drink'#well koharu i would imagine that the answer would be one liter of water#'WRONG it was ZERO because the FISH WAS A BOMB'#okay koharu thank you for that wonderful story but it doesn't change the fact that you didn't do your homework#people who are like 'ugh why does duolingo teach me such useless sentences' have never experienced conversation with kids#(not that we stan duo on this blog just to be clear)#also i just don't practice speaking because all my colleagues speak english to me so i don't have much opportunity#i'm trying to change that though. recently i'm trying more and more to speak to them in japanese#i WILL improve my speaking dammit
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So funny story one of my co-workers was looking at my art blog and he saw my wangxian art and asked "oh I recognize this, these are those guys who eat cornettos, right?" and I was so taken aback at how this guy was confusing historical Chinese Danmei characters for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost before I finally remembered that the animated MDZS had those wackass product placement ads where they eat ice cream. The fact that... THATS what he considers most notable about MDZS.... This happened like 2 weeks ago and I think about it every single day, new AU proposal.
#me making references to movies that most danmei enjoyers are probably not in the demographic to have watched but if you do get me ily#oh also in case you're horrifed i showed a co-worker my art blog we are all gay millenial/gen z art teachers#mdzs#wangxian#the untamed#the peanut speaks#lan wangji#wei wuxian#mo dao zu shi#mo xiang tong xiu
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Hiii I’ve been gone for a few days cuz I haven’t been feeling that great and I’ll probably still be gone for a little bit BUT I scribbled this up this morning on my school computer and thought it was cute enough to share :)
#I KNOW THEY DONT LIVE ON EARTH BUT#my teacher said we’d get extra credit if we drew something for earth day#And I had this cute idea sooo#It can be twisted wonderland day also#twst posting#my art#silver vanrouge#lilia vanrouge#…barely#This isn’t good enough to go on my art blog lol#diasomnia brainrot
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— u only see me outside after dark like some blinged out half-lucid werewolf
— during the day, imagine brittany murphy’s apartment in uptown girls—that’s where i am, there’s thousands of dollars worth of shoes scattered across the ground and it’s dark except for some pink electric tea lights and a vanilla bean candle
— i’m laying in my bed in a fuzzy coat with a lollipop in my mouth live blogging every moment of my day and eating sushi with stainless steel chopsticks and watching a trashy Cameron Diaz romcom on a TV the size of a fridge
— after dark is when shit gets real and u can’t ever find me on purpose, no one knows where i was until it gets posted about the next morning
— i’m mysterious but sometimes i’m seen out with an actor like ******** ***** though i’m basically ignoring him even tho we show up together, the week after i’m seen out with the actor that plays his dad on TV and i’m hanging alllll over him (not tasteful, but very pretty)
— i take one pic all night and all the comments are like “sis was GONE” and like “is anybody home” bc true i’m soooo nonchalant i don’t even look awake
— i still don’t leave with anybody. i’m up at the DJ stand at one point but then i just disappear (back doors are your best friend babes)
— my friend that i probably also have a crush on is driving me home and we have the convertible top down while we play trashy music that’s fully giving me a headache but i’m still laughing
— i get home. i collapse face down on the couch and snoooooze to start it all again tomorrow
— everyone following me is blowing me up about being seen with a 40 year old but i wake up and post a meme about how “smoothies r life 😋” or some stupid shit and never acknowledge it
— he’s coming to my apartment though HELLOOOOO
#STAY WITH ME NOW#smacking my hands on a desk like a teacher#are we seeing the vision ??#shifting motivation#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting script#shifting blog#shifting antis dni#shiftinconsciousness#shift#shifting consciousness#shifting realities#shifting#shifting community#shifting diary#jade’s myspace hottie dr
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the new guy
he's waiting :)
#alex#alex abibaz#alexs basics in biology and zoology#crossover#we need more teachers! I say as I grab alex#i think we already know his occupation lmfao#bbieal blog#baldis basics in education and learning#baldis basics#baldi basic blog#the nonsenical baldi blog#bbieal mod alex
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the ask box is open once more gang,,, just for a little while bc i’m bored…….
#adventures of the five ! !#dhmis ask blog#dhmis#dhmis teachers#!shrig#!lamp#we know what they are; why not push them around#lampnold#<- potentially……#i want to see the homophobe crack and die
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I luv your wardrobe <33
wizard who goes grocery shopping in their finest outfits
#adventure time#ask blog#ancient sleeping magi of life giving#life giving magus#magus adventure time#lgm adventure time#life giving magi#atimers#adventure time ask blog#adventure time fanart#we see them wear suits and dresses and robes in canon so I combined aspects from all 3!!!#also yes. their teachers uniform is canonically designed specifically to be a dress in the concept art#makes me happy :3
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this is the best bsd related blog on tumblr btw
r...really?
that means so much to me you have no idea! I know I only ramble about Kunikida endlessly but that's because I find him super interesting and he means the most to me. But I'm so very thankful you appreciate my insane ramblings.
You should totally check out @kunikiiida-kuuun , @benetnvsch , @riolone-moon , @psylunari , and @tunamayuuu to name a few if you haven't already. BSD tumblr is a very chill place at least compared to the other sides of the BSD fandom, there are so many amazing and talented people here <3
#I really need to talk about how there's very likely something in Kunikida's past that he's avoiding#and by past I mean pre-agency past#so not his teacher/college student days cuz those were during agency time#we have little to no info on his past pre-agency but the few little details around him joining the agency are super interesting#c'mon asagiri-sensei you know you wanna write a light novel about the agency's first entrance exam so bad#but no with 100% seriousness anon I really appreciate that you enjoy my blog
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@the-w0lverine you gotta help me with all this paperwork if you want the kids out of our hair. i'm getting them into xavier's
#you should check if they're hiring. bub.#GASP I SHOULD ALSO CHECK IF THEY'RE HIRING#professor deadpool#babe we could do so much hot for teacher stuff#rp blog#deadpool#poolverine
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You know what feature we need to bother staff for next? Other people’s posts getting flagged as counting towards “strikes” on our blogs.
#like I am so serious tumblr staff look at me#one: we can’t even see how many strikes any of our blogs have; side or main#two: this is as ridiculous as teachers not giving the class recess just because one dude misbehaved; it’s group blaming & unnecessary#three: we can’t delete flagged posts on tumblr mobile at least on older versions idk how newer versions are#you set it up so it’s nearly impossible to keep your blog from not getting shadow banned#saying as someone who was previously flagged due to posts being retroactively flagged from the content ban of around 2016#this ‘feature’ literally makes no sense; why are we at fault for reblogging anything; we aren’t OP#why should flags on another blog affect everyone else?? it’s stupid#please fix this tumblr staff#this is without tackling all the issues with marginalized folks being flagged more I’m trying to make an appeal to the people in charge :/#mine#op#tumblr#tumblr mobile#tumblr staff#tumblr glitch
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the fact that one day I’m going to fall in love with and marry someone else and he’ll be nothing more than a cute crush I had as a young girl that I laugh about… 💔
#we can never be together this has to become my future#male teacher crush#teacher crush community#teacher crush#tc feelings#tc thoughts#tc community#male tc#tc crush#teacher crush blog#teacher attachment
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Another fun story from hs German class
First day, the teacher was going over some general rules and stuff. It was popular in my school that to get a class to quiet down one student would raise their hand, then another and another until everyone was silently raising there hands.
“You CANNOT do that” he said. “I don’t want the Dean or someone walking in to A BUNCH OF KIDS RAISING THEIR HANDS WITH A GERMAN FLAG HANGING IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM”
He was my favorite teacher tbh. Hope he’s doing well after 15 years.
STOP HELLO??????? I WOULDVE LOST IT absolutely god speed to him 😭😭😭
#snap chats#soeaking of old HS teachers i ran into my old high school math teacher the other day#AKA he and his friends were eating at my favorite sushi buffet and i accidentally locked eyes with him for a second#he said to act like we never knew him if we saw him in public and even disrefarding that order i wouldnt have said anything anyway#i go to eat my sush and rob the place for two hours then i leave….#anyways. LMAO PLEASE 😭😭😭😭#thats such a funny way to quiet the class tho………. fair nuf ig….#omg speaking of deans tho.. not to flex but i got my You Made Dean’s List Again letter today 😏#please let me have this i can flex very little about my life i may as well flex being a dweeb#as if thats mot what this whole blogs meant for …..
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too many ideas in my big beautiful fivehead, not enough time to even do one
#work and school are killing me rn#i mean its normally not bad but i hate my classes this term and im coming in earlier/staying later while we have some teachers out#when i tell you i have a wip list of all the mecha x giant art ideas.........#i dont even know what to call that#gundam rip off? ultraman rip off?#next week things will be back to normal-ish so i might try to get a wip done each night between my 2 blogs#nge rip off once again you have been moved to the backburner for something else im so sorry girl thats just how i hyperfixate#see you in 2026 maybe
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I'm currently unsure whether I should be happy or stressed about the fact that there are only like 5 more weeks until the end of the semester - on one hand the summer holidays can't arrive fast enough so I can rest and have free time again but on the other hand there's still so much to finish within that time frame and ugh I'm just tired😵💫
At least today (or more like yesterday by the time I post this) I had a fun day, I went to a wildlife park with friends (a trip we've had planned since a couple weeks already), I'm sure I haven't been to the place in like a decade but it was really fun! I didn't think to take a lot of pictures of the animals, but here's a plush trout I got at the souvenir shop🐟

#idk why but I've somehow always had a weak spot for fish and other aquatic animal plushies in particular. they're just cute#also no joke it always makes me happy whenever I remember that as an adult™ I have the power just buy plushies for myself if I want to#even when my mum would've deemed them to expensive (which wasn't the case here this fella was like 10€ but like in general)#I dunno what this post is actually but I thought I could sometimes just talk about random things from my life#I don't have the energy for much else right now tbh. and it's my blog so I don't have to stick to a theme or just specific types of posts#I used to do this type of stuff more on instagram stories actually but somehow haven't really been feeling it the past months#better gonna go to sleep now though I'm just awake bc I'm stressing about an exam I have on tuesday#though I better should be rested tomorrow so I can use the remaining time to study for it#I'm just annoyed about it bc 1. the topic is company management which isn't something I'm particularly interested in#and 2. the exam setup is hella stupid. it's an online multiple choice test (which is fine) but you only have one try to answer each questio#and can't go back afterwards to recheck or maybe change your answers again#which just pisses me off because it's so damn stupid. like in literally every other exam situation the teachers encourage you to -#read through your answers a final time before handing it in. or just generally answer the stuff you know for sure first and then -#return to the questions you struggle with. that's nothing new that's literally the regular process to do it for exams written on paper#from what I heard it might be though because the professor of that course is generally kind of an idiot when it comes to teaching#we don't even know him properly bc we had like 2 classes with him and everything else was self-study#but apparently we're gonna have to deal with him in the coming semesters as well. yay ._.#okay this got a bit longer than intended but I needed to complain for a bit#selnia talks
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#lol kinda going through it atm#i wish we could start all over again#i miss what we had#female student#male teacher crush#male teacher x female student#tc community#tc feelings#student x teacher#tc blog#tc love#teacher crush#teacher x student
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sometimes I make a post and then have to save it to drafts so I can gauge if it’s too shallow/flippant for me to share with the general public.
#I love sharing all my true thoughts akskkskdjd#but a lot of my true thoughts are shallow! and flippant! and mean!#I have one on a former crush that I’m just ‘does this need to be said Maria DOES IT’#it probably doesn’t#as you can imagine this quality is both a strength and a huge liability in my work as a high school teacher#this is how my students tracked down my former college crush#because I accidentally gave them too much information because I simply love telling funny personal stories#wlldkkkekekekekkekekeke#(don’t worry nothing happened except the kids being like ‘Miss K. you have to shoot your shot!!!!!!!!’#the thing is. I HAD FORGOTTEN HIS LAST NAME#which is why I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE#but their little stalker minds triangulated the information available to them#and they found him#ugh it is for real such a flying too close to the sun trait of mine#because there is literally nothing I love more on this earth than making a lofty profound point and then immediately illustrating it#with something kind of mundane and ridiculous from the pantry closet of things that have happened to me#so I was SPEAKING ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT#and suddenly we were talking about Tyler from Italian 101#<<<<> SEE I DID IT AGAIN#but the personal details are what make it both fun and funny#anyway I’m just rambling#but sometimes I am like ‘there are too many strangers reading this blog you HAVE to get it together’
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