#What're you talking about

[semiweirdshipper]

Killers who give the most kisses. Non-binary reader insert. Made for those who love fluff.

(Killers include: Bubba Sawyer. Jeffrey Hawk. Herman Carter. Evan MacMillan. Michael Myers. Max Thompson. Sally Smithson. Carmina Mora).

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Bubba

Without a doubt, Bubba gives the most kisses. Any time, anywhere, it does not matter. He is always peppering you with kisses.

Oh, you just got back from talking to a friend? Smooch! You've been gone so long (y/n), he missed you. Smooch, smooch, smooch. (Literally, you were only gone for five minutes).

Snoozing? Kiss! You look so cute when you're asleep. He simply can't resist. Even sleeping you deserved all the love and attention he could give. While you're lying there snoozing, he'll lean over and plant gentle kisses all over your hands, arms, chest and face. He loves you so much.

Are you hurt? Oh, prepare for the ultimate overload of kisses. Whether it be a bad day you were suffering, a traumatic event or even if you simply stubbed your toe, Bubba is there to drown you with kisses. There's no escape. You're hurt. He needs to kiss all the sadness and pain away!

Bubba kisses you for pretty much every single reason imaginable. Are you laughing? Kiss! Are you reading? Kiss! Are you eating? Kiss, kiss, kiss! Are you on the toilet? Quick kiss! He can't help it. You make him so happy and he loves you so much, you deserve all the kisses.

Jeffrey

Jeffrey has kind of an oral fixation meaning he loves using his mouth, especially on you. Not a single inch of your body has been spared of his lips. He was always fondling you, pulling you close and kissing whichever area he pleased.

Jeffrey's kisses are more wet and thorough whenever you're alone, so that way he can taste you, enjoy you, make you feel good. He loves your soft skin, loves feeling it beneath his lips and hands. You were his treasure, and he worshipped you like a God.

Due to his shameless variety of kinks, Jeffrey ultimately enjoys kissing the weirdest places on your body like your back, feet, knees and... armpits. Yeah, he was kind of strange, but it just meant that he wasn't afraid to love every inch of you he possibly could. You're his beloved treasure, remember?

While in public, Jeffrey simply liked to pull you close and hold one of your hands to his lips. The smell and taste of your smooth skin comforted him, and he enjoyed layering kisses all over your beautiful fingers. If he was feeling bold, he would even kiss your ears and face to tease you and make you flustered.

It didn't matter who saw. Jeffrey's kisses are a statement of his love and appreciation for you.

Herman

Herman is probably the most romantic kisser there is. He loves taking his time with you, holding you close and pressing your mouths together, kissing slow and passionately.

Kissing Herman could some times last a while. Words could not describe how much he loved tasting you, drawing out the tender moments and making them last. He never used his teeth much, instead preferring to worship your skin with utmost care.

Neck kisses. Herman loves giving you neck kisses. He'll honestly kiss any part of your body you want him to, but your neck was his favorite- it was just so vulnerable and brought out the most gorgeous, succulent reactions from you. Gosh, you were so beautiful to him.

Your hands. Almost every single time you and Herman meet or depart, he always pressed a kiss to your hand. If you two are sitting close, some times he'll lift your hand, press it to his lips and hold it there for a while. Shh, just let him cherish you.

Herman's kisses are the definition of love, passion and appreciation. Not an hour will go by that you aren't kissed by him.

Evan

Due to the harsh conditions he grew up in, Evan isn't very prone to kissing much, but he loves it when you kiss him. Your soft, gentle lips on his mutilated body always made him feel as if he were in heaven, and it was because of that feeling that he fought to return the favor.

It took time and practice, but Evan eventually learned how to kiss you on the lips. He also learned how and where to kiss your body. And the best part? Evan was a fast learner, and when he learned things, he learned how to do them right.

Within weeks he went from being an amateur kisser with no skills to a practical God, kissing you wherever you wanted to be kissed and lavishing your beautiful skin. Some times he would use his teeth- if only to see you gasp and tremble in delight of course.

His favorite area to kiss is your face. You've been so patient with him, and you're so gorgeous and kind and dependable. Your smile lit up his dark world like a beacon. And if your kisses could make him feel as wonderful as they did, then he would always be kissing you back twice as much.

Michael

Talk about a five-star hickey designer. This man has no limitations when it came down to marking what was his. Does Michael love to kiss you? Ha, just look at the light red marks all over your body. Kinda goes without saying, you know?

Michael is the type of person who likes everyone else to know that you belong to him, and what better way to make a statement than to ravish you with deep, passionate kisses? And that was only a fraction of the reason why he kissed you so feverishly all the time.

The biggest reason Michael loved marking your skin so much was because of the noises and expressions you made. You were practically a saint, beautiful and delicate. Whenever he sucked on a spot that made you gasp, he was always filled with immediate satisfaction.

Safety and reassurance was another big reason. Whenever Michael needed comfort, he would lie on top of you and kiss your neck, chest and wrists- all the places where he could feel your beloved heartbeat. You were his love, his life, and he needed you always.

And when he kissed your lips, he was reminded that there was someone in this world who saw him as more than just a monster. You'd probably never know it, but Michael's kisses meant more than you could ever imagine.

Max

Whenever you first introduced him to the gentle, sweet, overwhelmingly loving luxury of kisses, Max was helpless against giving you his own form of kisses in return. Because his mouth can't shut all the way without discomfort, Max opt to pulling you close and pressing either his nose or chin gently where he wanted to kiss.

Get used to the pleasant sounds of soft growls, because Max always wanted to be kissing you. His favorite thing? You sitting on his lap with his arms wrapped around you so that he could lean his crooked mouth against the side of your head in what he considered a long lasting kiss.

Max isn't like most people. He's not perfect, and there are traditional things he can't do, but that doesn't stop him from doing what he can.

Occasionally, despite the pain, he'll close his lips together and give you little pecks on the mouth. Anything to show you how much he loved you. Whenever you smiled at him in pride and joy and praised him, he became instant mash-potatoes in your arms. More love please?

Max may not be the best kisser, but he's definitely the best at proving just how much he was willing to be the best he could ever be for you. Because he loved you. And, kisses or not, he would never stop loving you.

Sally

Oh, Sally loves giving you kisses all the time. Try leaving the room without a kiss and she'll either grumble or give you sad puppy eyes. Come on, Sal, really? You were literally just going to turn the lamp on.

Your cheeks are her favorite things to kiss. They're just so soft and warm, and she loved cuddling against you and pressing her lips there, holding you close and breathing in your comforting scent. Ah, you're so amazing, (y/n), she loved you so much.

When it comes down to kissing other, more intimate body parts, Sally is a little bit on the shy side, timid and uncertain of herself. What if she embarrasses you? Or what if you don't enjoy it? You've learned that the easiest fix for the solution is turning the lights off.

She's too shy to kiss in public, but when you're in a dark room by yourselves, she's much, much more open. Honestly, you're in for a world of treats. Sally may be sweet, but behind the curtains she's quite the hungry devil. Prepare yourself.

Sally has her insecurities, but around you she's willing to fight them in order of showing just how much she loved you.

Carmina

What's worse than not having a tongue? Not having a tongue to apologize.

Carmina is a special case. She loves kisses, and she especially loves kissing you, but there were dilemmas some times. Like when her mouth dripped ink- who wants to be kissed by that? No, you can't convince her it's okay. She's too embarrassed and ashamed.

So what does she do in replace of her real kisses? She summons sweet, friendly crows to kiss you for her. One by one they land on your arms and gently peck your nose, ears and chin, cawing softly in appreciation for they love you just as much as Carmina does.

When she is able to kiss you, she kisses your head, hands and chest. Because of her ink-arms, you had to support yourself, but it was no mind. As long as she got to love you she was happy.

Carmina loves it when you kiss her. Being basked in your gentle, loving attention made her feel normal, appreciated and worthy. She felt happiness and reassurance. Sure, some times she got down because of her mutilation, but you're understanding always helped her push through.

So... Accept these pecks of love and gratitude, *caw!*

[seeksstaronmewni]

I forgot so much of “Challenge of the Superfriends”...

except for this scene of course.

Tweet version here.

[and-make-it-double]

destieldaydestieldaydestieldaydestieldAYDESTIELDAYDESTIELDAYDESTI-

[bloggedanon]

Detroit: Become Human except this is RK900's calibration coin

https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/flying-fuck-single-coin

[sculien]

Criminal Minds 3.06 – "About Face"

[babykittenteach]

Just the hands and chest for the people who follow me and leave fantastically unhinged tags on things.

[chibifox2002]

@kirbyoctournament

I'm half sleepy and just realized that Mama D could and would ice ones jaws after a wisdom tooth surgery, so I wanted to draw that.

[simonxriley]

Last Line Tag!

I was tagged by the wonderful @lilywatt, thank you! 💜

I actually have something, it's surprising ik 😅. Same stuff as before, another lil snippet of 'when the world falls'.

When she looked over at Logan he had a cheeky smile on his face that raised her brow. “What?” 

“You like him!”

“As a friend, yes. Nothing more.” 

“You keep telling yourself that, Liz.” He laughed. “I know that look.”

She, surprisingly, went quiet after that. In normal cases of Logan joking around with her about how she liked someone she would make a smart remark, this time she’s not entirely sure if he’s right. Or she’s just not believing it. 

“So, are you excited for me to be gone soon?” 

That little smile on his face faded very quickly, if it wasn’t so loud outside you could probably hear his heart drop.

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[dangerpronebuddie]

I was writing a silly fic just before 7x04 aired, but dropped it after the episode because I was so... !!!!!!!!!

But now I have a new idea that I can use those scenes for. Yay me!

[thedancingclowns]

Random ramble about Marble Hornets cause my brain FINALLY put shit into words about my feelings about it all as a whole.

(I guess...?)

I actually hate what happened to Alex.

I hate what he was reduced to because he tried too hard to stop the Operator. To stop the sickness.

I hate what happened to all of them.

Yes, the watch felt like home. I missed the media a lot.

But I hate what they went through.

I always have.

The fact that they were all FRIENDS

(If my shit memory is actually serving me right.)

And this fucking ENTITY tore them apart.

Broke their minds and bodies bit by bit until they LITERALLY KILLED EACH OTHER.

Even when someone tried to help someone else they couldn't because that fucking thing made them distrustful of everything.

There was no winning.

There was no way out.

There was only moving on.

And not even that, because it's never gone.

Tim might've survived. Jessica might've survived.

But I can guarantee you.

They never truly "lived" again.

Every waking and sleeping moment would've been HELL for them.

Even if they felt better.

[e-adlirez]

#Technoblade25

Heeyyyyy am I late to the party? I hope I'm not too late, been working on this thing for the occasion

hebe hebe HEBE amiinm'enbimikta HEBE AMIINM'ENBIMIKTA AMIINM'ENBIMIKTA HEBE HEBE HEBE AMIINM'ENBIMIKTA

Ne yhdeini sy caera, Tommy? Meku AMULVHT VID LIIN!

For the record, the ripple thingies are from Tsevhu, aka the funni koi fish language :D I've been studying the conlang lately

Anyway, the red Tsevhu is a translation of "you want to be a hero, Tommy? Then DIE like one!", while the pale red are the voices chanting "one of us" and the closest the Tsevhu Discord could approximate for "blood for the blood god" in a phrase (the actual thing translates something to like "start giving completely and involuntarily", which in Tsevhu is kinda like chanting for sacrifice, which is fun and very much chat :3)

("blood for the blood god" would've translated to a straight-up sentence that I'd have to frame in koiwrit, which I felt would be too cluttered, as much as clutteredness is very in-character for chat)

Anyway hope I'm not too late haha, happy 25th birthday, Techno.

[nyankojin]

*ROUNDHOUSE KICKS YOUR DOOR IN*

NO THOUGHTS ONLY WARLOCK AND PIERRE

Happy one year anniversary to this anon I've had sitting in the back of my drafts. Yeah sorry I needed all of it to figure out how to draw Pierre.

There isn’t enough art of Warlock and Pierre being cuddly and affectionate out there.

[fungifanart]

Shiver: As the new leader of Deep Cut, I'll now announce our next order of business!

Big Man: Ay-- (Shiv--)

Shiver: My order is for all of you fucks to vote for Frye's team in the next splatfest, regardless of what the theme is!

Frye: ?????

[thatlittledandere]

Cosplayed Marie at a convention today and so many people recognized her and even asked for photos aaaaaah!! It's never happened to me that many times a day before! :D

[habitual-creatures]

Yeah,,, I do!! (* ^ ω ^)

Also it taste like sharpie kinda,,

UGH... NOT AS APPEALING AS I THOUGHT IT'D BE...

YOU'D AT LEAST THINK THEY'D BE DIFFERENT FLAVORS...

[ REGARDS, HABIT ]

[journey-to-the-attic]

i was thinking...

how would the demon bros react to IK having a crush on someone??

(asking this even tho i hc IK as aro-ace bcuz i am aro-ace /hj)

personally i have ik as asexual and demiromantic, so your hc's pretty dang close!!

to answer your question, it definitely depends on the brother - asmo is of course immediately supportive, satan, lucifer and beel more cautiously so. levi takes one look at the situation and immediately checks out (not his area, nope nope nope) but will offer advice is asked

meanwhile mammon and belphie's immediate reactions are "wtf i hate that", but mammon would generally come around pretty quick and thus knock asmo off the no.1 supporter pedestal - belphie takes a bit longer, but his eventual conclusion is "well as long as you're happy.... butidratherthisdidnthappen"

it also depends on whether or not they were already acquainted with the crush... they'd definitely be way more cautious if they didn't know them, but if they were already familiar, they'd be more willing to trust them

(the latter's more likely to happen, since anyone ik falls for, she'd have to be close to already, so she'd probably have at least introduced them to the family)